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Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 29, 2011 04:37PM

I was driving home from class last night on 66 towards Gainesville and some doucher in his Jeep Grand Cherokee was going 60mph in the left-most lane. The speed limit out that way is 65 so most people go 75. I didn't slow down at all because I expected him to see me coming up behind him and move out of the way. This asshole just stays right where he is and I end up having to slam on my brakes to avoid rear-ending him. I tail-gated the shit out of him for about 30 seconds until I got fed up, zoomed around him, and gave him the finger.

What makes people so damn oblivious to other cars on the road? Is he trying to self-police the other drivers by blocking them?

THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING AND DRIVING FAST. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: po ()
Date: April 29, 2011 04:40PM

ha ha. You live in Gainesville. No wonder you are an angry asshole.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 29, 2011 04:43PM

po Wrote:
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> ha ha. You live in Gainesville. No wonder you
> are an angry asshole.

I'm the asshole? Ooook buddy...

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: po ()
Date: April 29, 2011 04:46PM

Yeah, how hard is it to pass on the right? No reason to get all worked up about it.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 29, 2011 04:52PM

po Wrote:
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> Yeah, how hard is it to pass on the right? No
> reason to get all worked up about it.


Its illegal to pass on the right.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 29, 2011 04:53PM

I agree with you except for the shooting the finger part. Next time just pass him and let it go.

I don't understand how they are training people to drive these days. When I was growing up if someone flashed their lights behind you it was a polite request to move right so they can pass. When I do that to people aorund here they act first confused and then pissed off, as if I've insulted them or something.

I don't shoot the finger or gesture. I just pass them and avoid eye contact. If you like to look for trouble, sooner or later you will find it.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 29, 2011 05:01PM

po Wrote:
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> Yeah, how hard is it to pass on the right? No
> reason to get all worked up about it.

I shouldn't have to. He was going under the speed limit (60 in a 65) IN THE PASSING LANE. How hard is it to move over for faster drivers?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: April 29, 2011 05:10PM

> ...When I was growing up if someone flashed their lights behind you it was a
> polite request to move right so they can pass...

I believe in Virginia that is now the law.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 29, 2011 05:43PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Its illegal to pass on the right.

Why do so many people think this? The charge "passing on the right" refers to when you leave the pavement to pass a car. For example, if you are in a neighborhood on a 2-way street and someone has a left blinker on waiting to turn, and you go around them on the right to get around them when it's only one lane each way and you leave the pavement to do it or go on a shoulder, that's "passing on the right."

There is no law against passing another vehicle on a highway whether you are to the left or right of them as long as a legal lane exists. The convention is for slower traffic to move right (and some states have laws on that) so most passing is in fact done on the left, which is why slowpokes in the left lanes make travel more dangerous. People will pass to the right of vehicles, and when you create lane changes you create potential for harm.

The original poster is an immature idiot who can suck it, he made things more dangerous than they had to be. I hate idiots on the road as much as anyone else, but he became twice the idiot doing what he did.

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2011 09:04PM by justsayin.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 29, 2011 05:51PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> The original poster is an immature idiot who can
> suck it, he made things more dangerous than they
> had to be. I hate idiots on the road as much as
> anyone else, but he became twice the idiot doing
> what he did.

This driver had no business in the passing lane. In fact, he had no business in any of the lanes because he was going under the speed limit. He could clearly see me coming up behind him at a much higher rate of speed (headlights), so he should have moved out of the way.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: April 29, 2011 05:56PM

JBass Wrote:
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> po Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, how hard is it to pass on the right? No
> > reason to get all worked up about it.
>
>
> Its illegal to pass on the right.


bull shit

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: April 29, 2011 06:04PM

My brother lives in Gainesville, so I go out that way from time to time and it NEVER fails - the speed limit is 65 and there are a few ass clowns doing 60 and sometimes 50 fucking miles per hour between Manassas and Gainesville. Every. single. time.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: April 29, 2011 06:17PM

For starters, you shouldn't be justifying yourself by stating "People usually do 75", because whether or not you deem it an acceptable speed allowance over the speed limit, it is by definition illegal, and therefore not to be expected of anyone (That's simply unreasonable). Second, unless we are to believe that you were only doing 65 yourself, you have admitted to being mad at someone since they got in the way of you breaking the law. Not good. Third, getting so irate over it is representative of the entire problem in NoVa, and the tailgating? YOU are the definition of road rage around here, whether you realize it or not. Chill out.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 29, 2011 06:31PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> For starters, you shouldn't be justifying yourself
> by stating "People usually do 75", because whether
> or not you deem it an acceptable speed allowance
> over the speed limit, it is by definition illegal,
> and therefore not to be expected of anyone (That's
> simply unreasonable).

It is generally expected for drivers to go AT LEAST the speed limit, which this guy wasn't. If people aren't going to keep up with the flow of traffic, they should stay in the right-most lane. Traveling under the speed limit in the passing lane is simply unacceptable and dangerous. It causes a disruption in the natural flow of traffic.

> Second, unless we are to
> believe that you were only doing 65 yourself, you
> have admitted to being mad at someone since they
> got in the way of you breaking the law. Not good.

I was doing 75 and the slowpoke was going 60.

> Third, getting so irate over it is representative
> of the entire problem in NoVa, and the tailgating?
> YOU are the definition of road rage around here,
> whether you realize it or not. Chill out.

He could have avoided getting tailgated if he simply moved out of the way. He had no business being in the lane. He was asking for it.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 29, 2011 09:06PM

GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
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> He had no business
> being in the lane. He was asking for it.

Please cite the law saying it was illegal for the driver to be in the left lane. If you can't find one, it is hard to argue he "had no business" there.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: April 29, 2011 09:19PM

Coming up on that vehicle like you did and then flipping the driver the bird was aggressive driving, and it's against the law.

What if you do something like that again and your brakes fail? You'll be wormfood, that's what! And then we'd have to read all the RIP posts on this blog about what a great person GainesvilleDriver was, yadda, yadda, yadda.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 29, 2011 09:50PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He had no business
> > being in the lane. He was asking for it.
>
> Please cite the law saying it was illegal for the
> driver to be in the left lane. If you can't find
> one, it is hard to argue he "had no business"
> there.

Regardless of whatever laws are out there, it is incredibly idiotic to drive under the speed limit in any lane other than the right-most lane. If you're going slower than other drivers, you need to move over to the right and not disrupt the flow of traffic. I wasn't the only one blasting around him; many other drivers were peeved as well...

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Huge Mercury ()
Date: April 29, 2011 09:52PM

GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
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> I was driving home from class last night on 66
> towards Gainesville and some doucher in his Jeep
> Grand Cherokee was going 60mph in the left-most
> lane. The speed limit out that way is 65 so most
> people go 75. I didn't slow down at all because I
> expected him to see me coming up behind him and
> move out of the way. This asshole just stays
> right where he is and I end up having to slam on
> my brakes to avoid rear-ending him. I tail-gated
> the shit out of him for about 30 seconds until I
> got fed up, zoomed around him, and gave him the
> finger.
>
> What makes people so damn oblivious to other cars
> on the road? Is he trying to self-police the
> other drivers by blocking them?
>
> THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING AND DRIVING FAST.
> GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!


Screw all you young wippersnappers who think slow driving is some sort of crime. I drive my mint condition 1993 Grand Marquis at a steady 45mph on the parkway and the beltway. The state says that 45 is the minimum speed on these roads so fork you if you dont like it. I always run in the left lane and if I get tailgated I go slower.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 29, 2011 09:56PM

Huge Mercury Wrote:
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> Screw all you young wippersnappers who think slow
> driving is some sort of crime. I drive my mint
> condition 1993 Grand Marquis at a steady 45mph on
> the parkway and the beltway. The state says that
> 45 is the minimum speed on these roads so fork you
> if you dont like it. I always run in the left lane
> and if I get tailgated I go slower.
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: PoPo ()
Date: April 29, 2011 10:00PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Please cite the law saying it was illegal for the
> driver to be in the left lane. If you can't find
> one, it is hard to argue he "had no business"
> there.

Haven't you seen those signs that say "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT"?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Pat Goss ()
Date: April 29, 2011 10:00PM

It is legal for the idiot to occupy the left lane. It is also legal to pass on the right.

§ 46.2-841. When overtaking vehicle may pass on right.
A. The driver of a vehicle may overtake and pass to the right of another vehicle only:
1. When the overtaken vehicle is making or about to make a left turn, and its driver has given the required signal;
2. On a highway with unobstructed pavement, not occupied by parked vehicles, of sufficient width for two or more lines of moving vehicles in each direction;
3. On a one-way street or on any one-way roadway when the roadway is free from obstructions and of sufficient width for two or more lines of moving vehicles.
B. The driver of a vehicle may overtake and pass another vehicle on the right only under conditions permitting such movement in safety. Except where driving on paved shoulders is permitted by lawfully placed signs, no such movement shall be made by driving on the shoulder of the highway or off the pavement or main traveled portion of the roadway.
(Code 1950, § 46-226; 1952, c. 666; 1958, c. 541, § 46.1-210; 1985, c. 481; 1989, c. 727.)

However, it is not legal for a car to squat in the left lane while abreast of other traffic, effectively block anyone from passing.

§ 46.2-842.1. Drivers to give way to certain overtaking vehicles on divided highways.

It shall be unlawful to fail to give way to overtaking traffic when driving a motor vehicle to the left and abreast of another motor vehicle on a divided highway. On audible or light signal, the driver of the overtaken vehicle shall move to the right to allow the overtaking vehicle to pass as soon as the overtaken vehicle can safely do so. A violation of this section shall not be construed as negligence per se in any civil action.

(1989, c. 708, § 46.1-211.1.)

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 29, 2011 10:19PM

PoPo Wrote:
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> justsayin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Please cite the law saying it was illegal for
> the
> > driver to be in the left lane. If you can't
> find
> > one, it is hard to argue he "had no business"
> > there.
>
> Haven't you seen those signs that say "SLOWER
> TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT"?


I repeat the question. Link the law that says what the driver in the left hand lane was doing was illegal. Put another way, please cite the charge a police officer would write on the ticket if he or she saw that driver in the left-most lane. The original poster is the only one in the story who could have been charged with a violation by dangerously tailgating and communicating with rude hand gestures.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 29, 2011 10:22PM

Driving slow in the left lane is also aggressive driving, IMO, if you are doing it just to piss off the people behind you.

Legal or not, it's just common courtesy to keep right unless passing on freeways.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 29, 2011 10:29PM

No question at all on that. I'm taking issue with the "they annoy me so it must be illegal" mentality, topped off with a healthy dose of dangerous behavior in order to teach them a lesson. Five miles under the speed limit at night is hardly worth getting hurt or arrested over.

Plus the speed limit only applies to ideal travel and weather conditions. Night plus rain equals some degree of slowdown being appropriate. For all we know those two drivers were the only ones in the area and he ran up on the driver while speeding. There is no reason to do what he did, go around them and continue on with life.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 29, 2011 11:05PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> No question at all on that. I'm taking issue with
> the "they annoy me so it must be illegal"
> mentality, topped off with a healthy dose of
> dangerous behavior in order to teach them a
> lesson. Five miles under the speed limit at night
> is hardly worth getting hurt or arrested over.
>
> Plus the speed limit only applies to ideal travel
> and weather conditions. Night plus rain equals
> some degree of slowdown being appropriate. For
> all we know those two drivers were the only ones
> in the area and he ran up on the driver while
> speeding. There is no reason to do what he did,
> go around them and continue on with life.

It wasn't raining. I don't need to slow down at night because I have something called headlights. There were plenty of other drivers around us, and this self-righteous tool was creating a line of cars behind him.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Your Boy ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:16AM

What kind of self-righteous tool posts about a sligiht inconvenience on 66 (as if its a rarity) in Gainesville of all places at 4:40 in the afternoon, and continues his grudge over 6 hours later?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:41AM

Your Boy Wrote:
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> What kind of self-righteous tool posts about a
> sligiht inconvenience on 66 (as if its a rarity)
> in Gainesville of all places at 4:40 in the
> afternoon, and continues his grudge over 6 hours
> later?

Thank you for recaping the thread sir. Your observational skills are superb. Move along now...

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: read and learn ()
Date: April 30, 2011 11:18AM

justsayin Wrote:
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> I repeat the question. Link the law that says
> what the driver in the left hand lane was doing
> was illegal. Put another way, please cite the
> charge a police officer would write on the ticket
> if he or she saw that driver in the left-most
> lane. The original poster is the only one in the
> story who could have been charged with a violation
> by dangerously tailgating and communicating with
> rude hand gestures.
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: sunday driver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 11:38AM

GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
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> justsayin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No question at all on that. I'm taking issue
> with
> > the "they annoy me so it must be illegal"
> > mentality, topped off with a healthy dose of
> > dangerous behavior in order to teach them a
> > lesson. Five miles under the speed limit at
> night
> > is hardly worth getting hurt or arrested over.
>
> >
> > Plus the speed limit only applies to ideal
> travel
> > and weather conditions. Night plus rain equals
> > some degree of slowdown being appropriate. For
> > all we know those two drivers were the only
> ones
> > in the area and he ran up on the driver while
> > speeding. There is no reason to do what he
> did,
> > go around them and continue on with life.
>
> It wasn't raining. I don't need to slow down at
> night because I have something called headlights.
> There were plenty of other drivers around us, and
> this self-righteous tool was creating a line of
> cars behind him.


Actually, you sound like the self righteous tool. Like the lane is somehow preordained to be yours and yours alone. Tailgate me and I will see your ass in court with a neckbrace. Your insurance company will love you. Give me the finger, and we will just settle matters out of court.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 30, 2011 11:43AM

read and learn Wrote:
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> justsayin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I repeat the question. Link the law that says
> > what the driver in the left hand lane was doing
> > was illegal. Put another way, please cite the
> > charge a police officer would write on the
> ticket
> > if he or she saw that driver in the left-most
> > lane. The original poster is the only one in
> the
> > story who could have been charged with a
> violation
> > by dangerously tailgating and communicating
> with
> > rude hand gestures.

You are an idiot, the sign is a suggestion, not a law. If you can't quote a law then STFU and GTFO.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 11:59AM

justsayin Wrote:
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> You are an idiot, the sign is a suggestion, not a
> law. If you can't quote a law then STFU and GTFO.
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§ 46.2-842.1. Drivers to give way to certain overtaking vehicles on divided highways.

It shall be unlawful to fail to give way to overtaking traffic when driving a motor vehicle to the left and abreast of another motor vehicle on a divided highway. On audible or light signal, the driver of the overtaken vehicle shall move to the right to allow the overtaking vehicle to pass as soon as the overtaken vehicle can safely do so. A violation of this section shall not be construed as negligence per se in any civil action.

(1989, c. 708, § 46.1-211.1.)

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§ 46.2-804. Special regulations applicable on highways laned for traffic.

Whenever any roadway has been divided into clearly marked lanes for traffic, drivers of vehicles shall obey the following:

1. Any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions existing, shall be driven in the lane nearest the right edge or right curb of the highway when such lane is available for travel except when overtaking and passing another vehicle or in preparation for a left turn or where right lanes are reserved for slow-moving traffic as permitted in this section

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:00PM

46.2-842.1 requires vehicles in the left lane to yield to faster traffic; State Police say this applies even when faster traffic is speeding.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Gainesville=Assholes ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:10PM

Gainesvilledriver probably lives in Victory Lakes, Piedmont or some other pretentious subdivision where everyone has to keep up with the Joneses. Living on credit, HELOCs and the thought that they're better than everyone else

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Your Boy ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:11PM

Go back to Gainesville.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:13PM

Your Boy Wrote:
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> Go back to Gainesville.

Already there buddy. Sittin comfy in my big house! LOL!

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:15PM

Gainesville=Assholes Wrote:
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> Gainesvilledriver probably lives in Victory Lakes,
> Piedmont or some other pretentious subdivision
> where everyone has to keep up with the Joneses.
> Living on credit, HELOCs and the thought that
> they're better than everyone else
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 12:23PM

sunday driver Wrote:
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> Actually, you sound like the self righteous tool.
> Like the lane is somehow preordained to be yours
> and yours alone. Tailgate me and I will see your
> ass in court with a neckbrace. Your insurance
> company will love you. Give me the finger, and we
> will just settle matters out of court.
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 30, 2011 01:06PM

sunday driver Wrote:
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> Tailgate me and I will see your
> ass in court with a neckbrace. Your insurance
> company will love you. Give me the finger, and we
> will just settle matters out of court.



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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 30, 2011 01:08PM

GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
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> § 46.2-804. Special regulations applicable on
> highways laned for traffic.
>
> Whenever any roadway has been divided into clearly
> marked lanes for traffic, drivers of vehicles
> shall obey the following:
>
> 1. Any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal
> speed of traffic at the time and place and under
> the conditions existing, shall be driven in the
> lane nearest the right edge or right curb of the
> highway when such lane is available for travel
> except when overtaking and passing another vehicle
> or in preparation for a left turn or where right
> lanes are reserved for slow-moving traffic as
> permitted in this section


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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Last_Laugh ()
Date: April 30, 2011 01:18PM

Very Slow Driver...

A woman tells the story of her husband driving home, when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Last Laugh ()
Date: April 30, 2011 01:19PM

Sorry, here's the rest of the story...

Very Slow Driver...

A woman tells the story of her husband driving home, when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed.

He tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while he rolled past at a snail's pace. Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.*

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 01:24PM

:-P
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: greymoosecalf ()
Date: April 30, 2011 03:58PM

Huge Mercury Wrote:
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> Screw all you young wippersnappers who think slow
> driving is some sort of crime. I drive my mint
> condition 1993 Grand Marquis at a steady 45mph on
> the parkway and the beltway. The state says that
> 45 is the minimum speed on these roads so fork you
> if you dont like it. I always run in the left lane
> and if I get tailgated I go slower.



anonymous - greymoose post

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 30, 2011 04:21PM

hoocoodanode Wrote:
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> Coming up on that vehicle like you did and then
> flipping the driver the bird was aggressive
> driving, and it's against the law.
>
> What if you do something like that again and your
> brakes fail? You'll be wormfood, that's what! And
> then we'd have to read all the RIP posts on this
> blog about what a great person GainesvilleDriver
> was, yadda, yadda, yadda.

hoocoodanode took her funny pills today.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 30, 2011 08:32PM

GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
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> It shall be unlawful to fail to give way to
> overtaking traffic when driving a motor vehicle to
> the left and abreast of another motor vehicle on a
> divided highway. On audible or light signal, the
> driver of the overtaken vehicle shall move to the
> right to allow the overtaking vehicle to pass as
> soon as the overtaken vehicle can safely do so. A
> violation of this section shall not be construed
> as negligence per se in any civil action.

On the first part, the driver was NOT driving abreast of anyone else. We know that because you wrote "I tail-gated the shit out of him for about 30 seconds until I got fed up, zoomed around him, and gave him the finger". And because you were tailgating and then sped around to the right, the driver could NOT safely pass. Had the driver tried to do that, your two vehicles would have collided. Again I see no violation of laws.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: April 30, 2011 10:56PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> On the first part, the driver was NOT driving
> abreast of anyone else. We know that because you
> wrote "I tail-gated the shit out of him for about
> 30 seconds until I got fed up, zoomed around him,
> and gave him the finger". And because you were
> tailgating and then sped around to the right, the
> driver could NOT safely pass. Had the driver
> tried to do that, your two vehicles would have
> collided. Again I see no violation of laws.

Lol! Why don't you just join these other losers and insult me for living in Gainesville. Or you could go sit in the corner with a coloring book. Your choice...
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver ()
Date: May 01, 2011 10:47AM

I give up, I know I was being an asshole driver and didn't want to admit it. I am kind of glad I made this thread, I had no idea I was so in the wrong. I clearly need anger management classes and driving classes or I'll be dead one day on the road due to my own stupidity. FairfaxUnderground rules!!!

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: outa PWC ()
Date: May 01, 2011 10:48AM

GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
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> Lol! Why don't you just join these other losers
> and insult me for living in Gainesville.

How does someone living in Gainesville have the right to call anyone a loser? I mean, seriously, you live in Gainesville. Even you know it sucks. Admit it.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 01, 2011 11:18AM

GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
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> I give up, I know I was being an asshole driver
> and didn't want to admit it. I am kind of glad I
> made this thread, I had no idea I was so in the
> wrong. I clearly need anger management classes
> and driving classes or I'll be dead one day on the
> road due to my own stupidity. FairfaxUnderground
> rules!!!

Lol. So that's what you're going to resort to? Impersonating me?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Driving Ms Daisy ()
Date: May 01, 2011 11:20AM

This is what the traffic situation in Northern Virginia is turning into...
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 01, 2011 11:23AM

outa PWC Wrote:
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> How does someone living in Gainesville have the
> right to call anyone a loser? I mean, seriously,
> you live in Gainesville. Even you know it sucks.
> Admit it.

Bitter about living in Manasshole? Don't worry, some day you'll make it out. Until then, I'll be laughing at you from my huge house. LOL!

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Umm ()
Date: May 01, 2011 11:27AM

Driving Ms Daisy Wrote:
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> This is what the traffic situation in Northern
> Virginia is turning into...

Wow... you think that picture is big enough?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Driving Ms Daisy ()
Date: May 01, 2011 11:28AM

Umm Wrote:
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> Driving Ms Daisy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is what the traffic situation in Northern
> > Virginia is turning into...
>
> Wow... you think that picture is big enough?

Yes, now you can make it your wallpaper on your computer. No thanks are needed. lol

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GotItBackwards ()
Date: May 01, 2011 01:36PM

justsayin Wrote:
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>
> You are an idiot, the sign is a suggestion, not a
> law. If you can't quote a law then STFU and GTFO.

Don't call people out when you don't know WTF you're talking about. The loaw has now been quoted several times, and any sign on Virginia roadways with black text on a white background (think speed limit signs for example) is a law, not a suggestion.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 01, 2011 01:51PM

GotItBackwards Wrote:
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> justsayin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > You are an idiot, the sign is a suggestion, not
> a
> > law. If you can't quote a law then STFU and
> GTFO.
>
> Don't call people out when you don't know WTF
> you're talking about. The loaw has now been
> quoted several times, and any sign on Virginia
> roadways with black text on a white background
> (think speed limit signs for example) is a law,
> not a suggestion.

Yes. Regulatory signs...

Regulate:

1. To control or direct according to rule, principle, or law.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 01, 2011 02:11PM

.
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 01, 2011 02:56PM

Damn, I bought into the no passing on the right thing hard. Ive thought that was a law since the day I started driving. Does anybody know if it used to be law, or is this some "urban legend" type of scenario that perpetuates?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 01, 2011 03:03PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Damn, I bought into the no passing on the right
> thing hard. Ive thought that was a law since the
> day I started driving. Does anybody know if it
> used to be law, or is this some "urban legend"
> type of scenario that perpetuates?

I believe justsayin is correct about the "passing on the right" thing. Honestly, I have always been a bit unsure about the specifics of that as well.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: poor me ()
Date: May 01, 2011 03:30PM

i drove on the left shoulder to pass one car so i could get into the left turn lane.

a cop gave me a ticket for passing on the right. i just payed the shit.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: PWC sux ()
Date: May 01, 2011 05:24PM

GainesvilleDriver (OP) Wrote:
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> outa PWC Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How does someone living in Gainesville have the
> > right to call anyone a loser? I mean,
> seriously,
> > you live in Gainesville. Even you know it
> sucks.
> > Admit it.
>
> Bitter about living in Manasshole? Don't worry,
> some day you'll make it out. Until then, I'll be
> laughing at you from my huge house. LOL!

Dude, you know you've hit rock bottom when the only place you can compare your shithole corner of the world to is Mannassas and come out on top. It doesn't take much success to have a huge house on a dump. Not to mention, it is hardly enviable.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 01, 2011 06:39PM

PWC sux Wrote:
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> Dude, you know you've hit rock bottom when the
> only place you can compare your shithole corner of
> the world to is Mannassas and come out on top. It
> doesn't take much success to have a huge house on
> a dump. Not to mention, it is hardly enviable.

Do you have anything relevant to add to the primary topic, or will you continue to desperately take jabs at Prince William County?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Huh?? ()
Date: May 01, 2011 09:20PM

poor me Wrote:
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> i drove on the left shoulder to pass one car so i
> could get into the left turn lane.
>
> a cop gave me a ticket for passing on the right. i
> just payed the shit.


Makes no sense. How can you pass on the right if you're on the left shoulder?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 01, 2011 09:48PM

Huh?? Wrote:
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> Makes no sense. How can you pass on the right if
> you're on the left shoulder?

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it's just the general concept of using the shoulder or improper lane to get around stopped drivers.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: WilliamRobert ()
Date: May 02, 2011 01:44PM

GainesvilleDriver Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For starters, you shouldn't be justifying
> yourself
> > by stating "People usually do 75", because
> whether
> > or not you deem it an acceptable speed
> allowance
> > over the speed limit, it is by definition
> illegal,
> > and therefore not to be expected of anyone
> (That's
> > simply unreasonable).
>
> It is generally expected for drivers to go AT
> LEAST the speed limit, which this guy wasn't. If
> people aren't going to keep up with the flow of
> traffic, they should stay in the right-most lane.
> Traveling under the speed limit in the passing
> lane is simply unacceptable and dangerous. It
> causes a disruption in the natural flow of
> traffic.
>
> > Second, unless we are to
> > believe that you were only doing 65 yourself,
> you
> > have admitted to being mad at someone since
> they
> > got in the way of you breaking the law. Not
> good.
>
> I was doing 75 and the slowpoke was going 60.
>
> > Third, getting so irate over it is
> representative
> > of the entire problem in NoVa, and the
> tailgating?
> > YOU are the definition of road rage around
> here,
> > whether you realize it or not. Chill out.
>
> He could have avoided getting tailgated if he
> simply moved out of the way. He had no business
> being in the lane. He was asking for it.


Its the speed limit. This mean it is the maximum speed you are allowed to travel. It does not mean that you must travel at this speed.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: May 02, 2011 01:54PM

WilliamRobert Wrote:
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> Its the speed limit. This mean it is the maximum
> speed you are allowed to travel. It does not mean
> that you must travel at this speed.

You're right, it doesn't mean that.

But you're also required to keep right and yield the left lanes to faster traffic. Impeding the flow of traffic is also unsafe and, in fact, a moving violation.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 02, 2011 01:58PM

WilliamRobert Wrote:
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> Its the speed limit. This mean it is the maximum
> speed you are allowed to travel. It does not mean
> that you must travel at this speed.

If a driver is not going to keep up with the flow of traffic, he or she needs to stick to the rightmost lane.
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§ 46.2-804. Special regulations applicable on highways laned for traffic.

Whenever any roadway has been divided into clearly marked lanes for traffic, drivers of vehicles shall obey the following:

1. Any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions existing, shall be driven in the lane nearest the right edge or right curb of the highway when such lane is available for travel except when overtaking and passing another vehicle or in preparation for a left turn or where right lanes are reserved for slow-moving traffic as permitted in this section

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: May 02, 2011 03:25PM

>
> Screw all you young wippersnappers who think slow
> driving is some sort of crime. I drive my mint
> condition 1993 Grand Marquis at a steady 45mph on
> the parkway and the beltway. The state says that
> 45 is the minimum speed on these roads so fork you
> if you dont like it. I always run in the left lane
> and if I get tailgated I go slower.

While this statement was meant to incite, it does seem to represent the attitude of a lot of drivers around here.
Traffic would be less of a problem if people would show a little courtesy and move when they see people coming up fast behind them.
But that will never happen it seems, so hopefully all of the douches who do purposely get in other drivers way will get in horrific crashes and slowly burn to death in their mangled cars.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 02, 2011 03:39PM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> so hopefully
> all of the douches who do purposely get in other
> drivers way will get in horrific crashes and
> slowly burn to death in their mangled cars.


Funny, I think the same thing about the asshat that flies up behind me doing 90, when I'm doing 75 in a 65 and won't give me time to either speed up or slow down to get over. I always hope that I come up on them in a few miles in flames and impaled on the divider. Fuck those guys.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 02, 2011 03:58PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Funny, I think the same thing about the asshat
> that flies up behind me doing 90, when I'm doing
> 75 in a 65 and won't give me time to either speed
> up or slow down to get over. I always hope that I
> come up on them in a few miles in flames and
> impaled on the divider. Fuck those guys.

I can sympathize with that. It's frustrating when I'm already going 10-15mph over the limit and people still tailgate. I just get out of their way as soon as I can...

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: May 02, 2011 04:27PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Funny, I think the same thing about the asshat
> that flies up behind me doing 90, when I'm doing
> 75 in a 65 and won't give me time to either speed
> up or slow down to get over. I always hope that I
> come up on them in a few miles in flames and
> impaled on the divider. Fuck those guys.

+1, though I'm happy just seeing them pulled over as a police customer. I'm content with letting them drive a safer day.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Your Boy ()
Date: May 02, 2011 04:30PM

I think its safe to say that GainesvilleDriver (OP) has a very, very small penis ladies and gentlemen.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Sobered Up Miami Girl ()
Date: May 02, 2011 04:48PM

Your Boy Wrote:
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> I think its safe to say that GainesvilleDriver
> (OP) has a very, very small penis ladies and
> gentlemen.




Men with pencil dicks can make up for their shortcomings by backing their shit up in bars and wearing MMA inspired clothing.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 02, 2011 05:27PM

Your Boy Wrote:
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> I think its safe to say that GainesvilleDriver
> (OP) has a very, very small penis ladies and
> gentlemen.

I think it's safe to say that nobody cares about you or your 7 posts.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: May 02, 2011 06:39PM

GainesvilleDriver (OP) Wrote:
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> Your Boy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think its safe to say that GainesvilleDriver
> > (OP) has a very, very small penis ladies and
> > gentlemen.
>
> I think it's safe to say that nobody cares about
> you or your 7 posts.


post count means nothing, i have 6,935 posts. honestly, do you care about what i have to say?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: May 02, 2011 06:57PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> GainesvilleDriver (OP) Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your Boy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think its safe to say that
> GainesvilleDriver
> > > (OP) has a very, very small penis ladies and
> > > gentlemen.
> >
> > I think it's safe to say that nobody cares
> about
> > you or your 7 posts.
>
>
> post count means nothing, i have 6,935 posts.
> honestly, do you care about what i have to say?


i always do bloody

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 02, 2011 07:07PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> post count means nothing, i have 6,935 posts.
> honestly, do you care about what i have to say?

I'd rather listen to you than him trying to convince everyone that Gainesville is the armpit of Nova (depending on your definition of Nova).

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: SensitiveMan ()
Date: May 02, 2011 07:09PM

Conie Wrote:
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> > post count means nothing, i have 6,935 posts.
> > honestly, do you care about what i have to say?
>
>
> i always do bloody
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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Your Boy ()
Date: May 02, 2011 11:42PM

Interesting that you cared enough about me to look up my number of posts or perhaps get my email address...

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: May 03, 2011 08:05AM

Re-read the original poster's thread title and post, then click here. http://www.wtop.com/?nid=120&sid=2367524

This is what happens when assholes like OP think they can do whatever they want on our roads.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 04, 2011 02:07PM

Your Boy Wrote:
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> Interesting that you cared enough about me to look
> up my number of posts or perhaps get my email
> address...

Lol. Yeah, because your post number is one click away. That sure takes a lot of effort on my part...

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 04, 2011 02:10PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Re-read the original poster's thread title and
> post, then click here.
> http://www.wtop.com/?nid=120&sid=2367524
>
> This is what happens when assholes like OP think
> they can do whatever they want on our roads.

Give it up doucher. You lose!

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: May 04, 2011 07:52PM

GainesvilleDriver (OP) Wrote:
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> WilliamRobert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its the speed limit. This mean it is the
> maximum
> > speed you are allowed to travel. It does not
> mean
> > that you must travel at this speed.
>
> If a driver is not going to keep up with the flow
> of traffic, he or she needs to stick to the
> rightmost lane.
> --------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------
>
> § 46.2-804. Special regulations applicable on
> highways laned for traffic.
>
> Whenever any roadway has been divided into clearly
> marked lanes for traffic, drivers of vehicles
> shall obey the following:
>
> 1. Any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal
> speed of traffic at the time and place and under
> the conditions existing, shall be driven in the
> lane nearest the right edge or right curb of the
> highway when such lane is available for travel
> except when overtaking and passing another vehicle
> or in preparation for a left turn or where right
> lanes are reserved for slow-moving traffic as
> permitted in this section


Except 50 means 50, not whatever the hell speed you want to drive.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/04/2011 07:52PM by Shadow.

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 04, 2011 08:17PM

Shadow Wrote:
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> Except 50 means 50, not whatever the hell speed
> you want to drive.

Huh?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: May 04, 2011 08:22PM

Wait, this thread is still here?

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Re: Move BITCH git outta da way!
Posted by: GainesvilleDriver (OP) ()
Date: May 04, 2011 10:13PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Wait, this thread is still here?

Apparently so..

They asked for laws...I gave them laws. Some claim that "keep right" signs are only suggestions...I disproved that.

Now they're desperately trying to hang on to nothing by trashing Gainesville/PWC and comparing me to some BMW driver out of a random article.

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