See, Genevieve and Reston Peace are in fact two people of the opposite sex, and they got married.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/18/2007 03:58AM by RESton Peace.
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Oh.. I feel all warm and there my tummy is all bubbly... no wait that is my burrito from last night.

Any ways night picture.

He is a very lucky guy,. She is an idiot!

Did he get Meade to sing at the reception?

The both could do better

Congratulations and welcome back! I really thought Genevieve was joking when she announced it at our last underground meeting..Best of luck



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/18/2007 11:38AM by Margie.

Which one is the guy?

So what did you do for your bachelor party?

Congrats Res and Gen!

Wishing you many happy (and Meade-less) years!

Congrats! Is Genevieve naked in the picture?

No, but I'm sure it can be arranged for a fee.

My bachelor party was a drug-fueled orgy.

YAY congrads

Oh this just made my entire week. You two are just the happiest looking, most adorable couple I have seen in a long time. Reston Peace, I was worried about you since you haven't been on here for so long. I was hoping that you had not over-indulged in either substances or alcohol but I am glad my worries were for nothing. You are, indeed, a most handsome groom. Your little dimple hints of your unparalleled humor and love of mischief!! However, it seems that Genevieve can take what you dish up. I hope she is your best friend.

Genevieve, you are just a stunning bride. You look like that actress in Father of the Bride - only prettier. I just love the flowing, wavy hair and both of you look so happy. My only wish is that we could see your dress. Can you post some pics showing us your dress???

To both of you, I wish you a lifetime of happiness and fun. It sounds like each of you has found the perfect mate and I hope you have a very long and loving marriage. Best wishes!!! And congratulations.

Your FU friend, Trickie

Congratulations to both of you!

Im confused as to who is who in the picture.


Just kidding. Congrats R+G

I knew that floozy looked familiar. I banged her last yr on St. Patricks day.

So whici one is the girl?

BTW, Reston Peace, are you on a hockey team of the same name? I think it was womens hockey though.

And here I thought RESton Peace was gay.

skimpin on the ring i see...

there was a forum meeting?

Is this a joke ? If not congratulations !

Something can be a joke and still be real. Thanks for all the congrats.

So was the deal that once you got married you'd be allowed to post again?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/19/2007 09:53AM by Lurker..

Congratulations Reston and Genevieve! I wish you both only the best life has to offer!

I know RESton Peace from somewhere...probably school....that is one familiar mug.

Oh, and congratulations!

Congrats!

Congratulations to the happy new Couple. Where did you all go on your honeymoon?

Genevieve,
For restn's b-day, here's a suggestion. Take him to the zoo. Retards love the zoo.

Had sex with that chick back in high school....

Yes, Congratulations to all! However, I hope I can afford a much bigger ring than Mrs Gen is wearing in that pic for my eventual bride.

quit spending your money on diet pills and ice cream...

Where did you all go on your honeymoon?

RESton, you guys should go to Vegas for your honeymoon. Stay downtown, that's where the real party is at. The gaming odds are alot better downtown and you'll find better drink service in those casinos. The table limits are also lower, which means you'll be able to gamble alot more.

A cheap hotel in Vegas for a Honeymoon? Screw that, I'd be headed to some deserted tropical island.

Screw that, I'd be headed to some deserted tropical island.

Yeah well I'd like to see you find a deserted tropical island that has craps tables paying 3x4x5 odds, mister.

RESton/Gen- dont listen to this Lurker character...take his advice and you'll probably end up on some deserted tropical island where the only have those awful 6 deck blackjack games that only pay 6/5 for blackjack. You'll be sorry dudes!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/19/2007 06:36PM by TheMeeper.

Lurker. Wrote:
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> A cheap hotel in Vegas for a Honeymoon? Screw
> that, I'd be headed to some deserted tropical
> island.


yeah AND might I add. SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!

Edit: Cookies are bad - posted under wrong login



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/19/2007 07:54PM by RESton Peace.

Okay, now I am posting as myself! I feel a bit weird being on display like this, but I do have two things to say:

1. For a variety of reasons, I do not personally believe in engagement rings. They are fine for those women who want them, but not for me.

2. We have not yet had time for a honeymoon. I went out of town for a business trip 3 days after the wedding. We'll probably take a short trip this winter and then a real honeymoon next fall.

You got any sisters, Genevieve?

Meeper,

They still offer ten times odds in Vegas? You need icewater in your veins to back up bets with 6, 8 and 10 times odds.

I should be there in March 08 in time for March Madness. IMHO the best time to be in Vegas, not overly hot and the sportsbook rooms are crazy.

out of luck there, Duh, all she has is a brother who is married. She has some cousins that aren't too shabby, though. Most are from our neighbor to the north.

I married a canadian!

They still offer ten times odds in Vegas?

You don't see alot of 6x8x10, but it's still there if you wander off the Strip. El Cortez has 10x odds on their craps table, and it's a dollar min during the day... you can't beat that anywhere, and they actually cleaned the place up a bit, so it's no longer like gambling in a bus station. Casino Royale actually has a craps table with 100x odds (yes, one hundred), believe it or not.... but that smoky low roller dump probably wont be around much longer, so if you feel the need to lay 500 bucks to pass on 4, you better hurry!!

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Something can be a joke and still be real. Thanks
> for all the congrats.

You are bad,That's not what I meant !

Genevieve, if you really don't believe in engagement rings, I hope you will consider writing a book. It should have lots of reasons why they are a bad idea, morally suspect, a waste of money that could be spent on candy etc. If you have the book out prior to Feb. 14,2008 I would like a copy. LOL


P.S. Reston Peace is a dead ringer for a Fairfax County Cop that ticketed me a few years back.

Maybe I AM a fairfax county cop who is just trying to bring you punks down - once and for all.

Okay now stop being unkind to the newly weds. If reston Peace is a member of the police force, that is fine. I am sure he looks very handsome in his uniform. Genevieve, you were just a beautiful bride. Your ring is pretty. All that matters is that you are happy. It's good not to be materialistic.
Do not go to Vegas for a honeymoon. That place is not conducive to a romantic trip. Didn't you see that depressing movie "Leaving Las Vegas". Ugh. Better to go to some cozy romantic bed and breakfast and maybe hike or ski. You are an adorable couple and I am glad you decided to get married.
Mr. Trickie and I have been married for 28 years. I hope you married your best friend because that's what I did.
Best wishes,
Trickie

Genevieve Wrote:
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> 1. For a variety of reasons, I do not personally
> believe in engagement rings. They are fine for
> those women who want them, but not for me.

Yeah that engagement ring thing is complete BS and so is that crap about only having sex with the person your married too! ;) That type of stuff just frustrates a relationship.

Yep and the money saved on the ring, and the Moe Howard/Pete Rose haircut can go a long way to building your nest egg!

Congrats !

watcher Wrote:
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> and the Moe
> Howard/Pete Rose haircut can go a long way to
> building your nest egg!
>


Haaaaaaaaaa! Too true! Funny! He only needs a bowl and he's all set.

Come down to my barber shop young man and I'll give you another cut and a lollipop.

Since Andy is also the Justice of the Peace didn't he marry you while you were in town?

Sayyy, didn't Calvin Coolidge say that?

Floyd the Barber
Mayberry, NC

So Genevieve, does this mean you are now Mrs. Robert Stidman?

ha,

"STIDMAN ","ROBERT ","E","025"," 6237A","SUMMER POND ","DR","CENTREVILLE ","VA","10/14/2004","DRIVE-OL RVKD/SUSP "
"STIDMAN ","ROBERT ","E","025"," 6237A","SUMMER POND ","DR","CENTREVILLE ","VA","10/14/2004","HOV VIOLATION "
"STIDMAN ","ROBERT ","E","025"," 6237A","SUMMER POND ","DR","CENTREVILLE ","VA","10/14/2004","LIC PLATE IMPRO FASTND OR COVERED "
"STIDMAN ","ROBERT ","E","026"," 5810","ORCHARD HILL ","LA","CLIFTON ","VA","02/13/2005","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"STIDMAN ","ROBERT ","E","026"," 5810","ORCHARD HILL ","LA","CLIFTON ","VA","02/17/2005","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN

*smacks head*

Genevieve Wrote:
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> Okay, now I am posting as myself! I feel a bit
> weird being on display like this, but I do have
> two things to say:
>
> 1. For a variety of reasons, I do not personally
> believe in engagement rings. They are fine for
> those women who want them, but not for me.
>
> 2. We have not yet had time for a honeymoon. I
> went out of town for a business trip 3 days after
> the wedding. We'll probably take a short trip
> this winter and then a real honeymoon next fall.

1, you are only mad because he gave you a walmart engagement ring.

2, wagers you will be seperated by then, Gen I hope you got a pre-nupt, wouldn't want Rstidman collecting alimony because you made a bad decision in life

Engagement ring might be a material thing, but its more of a status thing.

People look at the ring and judge. Now weather someone else's opinion matters to you, is a whole different topic.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Maybe I AM a fairfax county cop who is just trying
> to bring you punks down - once and for all.


As much cop bashing as RESton Peace has done in his day, It is HIGHLY unlikely he is a cop.

maybe he's just that smart..

dirtyHarry Wrote:
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> RESton Peace Wrote:
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>
> Genevieve, if you really don't believe in
> engagement rings, I hope you will consider writing
> a book. It should have lots of reasons why they
> are a bad idea, morally suspect, a waste of money
> that could be spent on candy etc. If you have the
> book out prior to Feb. 14,2008 I would like a
> copy. LOL

Nothing wrong with engagement rings, just diamond engagement rings.

A diamond is not a precious stone, it is a piece of coal and not worth a dime, in reality.
1) Diamonds are in abundant supply
2) There is no such thing as investment grade diamonds. You can buy gold, sliver, tin etc on the big boards, but not diamonds.

I know the ladies here will disagree, but humor me, please. Next time you see a jeweler offer free appraising, take your diamond to him. It will be easy to re-create this conversation:

Jeweler: Your diamond is appraised at $5000
You: Oh great!!!!! I will take that in cash please.
Jeweler: What?
You: OK I will take a check if you must.
Jeweler: I did not offer to buy it for $5000
You: You just said it was worth $5000. OK I will take half that in cash.
Jeweler: But I got plenty of diamonds already....
You: But you told me it worth $5000.
Jeweler: Yes I will sell you a near identical diamond for $5000.....
You: Well then why don't you buy mine for $2500??
Jeweler: We don't buy used diamonds.....
You: OK, I will take $500 for this diamond you said was worth $5000. That is 1/10th the appraisal value.
Jeweler: I will not buy your diamond at any price!!!!!!

Would any car dealership offer to buy a great condition 1 year old car for 1/10th what they sold it to you new for 1 year ago? Yes they would. Would ANY jeweler offer to buy your diamond for 1/10th of what you paid for it 6 months ago? NEVER!

A Diamond is forever is a campaign used by South African DeBeers to keep used diamonds off the market. That all it is.

And try to find a US Office or US telephone number for DeBeers - there is none.

A diamond, for many reasons, is just not worth it.

Jewelry loses about 75% of its value when it leaves the store, much like a new car. Gold is a hot commodity right now with the shrinking dollar and crude oil skyrocketing.
Take whichever political side you want but if Hillary gets in office inflation will take off, taxes will increase and the dollar won't be worth a shit. Commodities will be the pick of the next four years.

Joe Nascar Wrote:
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> Jewelry loses about 75% of its value when it
> leaves the store, much like a new car. Gold is a
> hot commodity right now with the shrinking dollar
> and crude oil skyrocketing.
> Take whichever political side you want but if
> Hillary gets in office inflation will take off,
> taxes will increase and the dollar won't be worth
> a shit. Commodities will be the pick of the next
> four years.

Commodities have been hot for the past 2 years, well into the Bush Administration. And a new car will loose 20$ of its value when you drive it off the lot. Diamonds loose nearly 100% of their value. These are both bad examples.

And for the record:
Inflation is taking off now, like a rocket ship ($98 a barrel of oil, and the worse is yes to come)
The dollar is not worth a shit NOW and it too is progressively getting worse.
And regarding your prediction that taxes will go up? Where do you get this from? Which taxes and by how much? If our current President said he could fix social security, pay for the war ($400 billion spent and not one nickel paid for),make our infrastructure the greatest in the world, and guaranty happiness for all Americans, and all it would cost is $1 from each US citizen, would you whine "He is raising our taxes!"?

And what do you think Hillary would do with your dollars? Pay for her manicures? The country is in a fiscal hole, big time. And people like you are in denial.

How did this thread go from RESton Peace and Genevieve getting married, to the value of jewelry, Inflation, and Hillary...

i'll take blame for the jewlrey; hillary though... i blame america

Margie Wrote:
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> How did this thread go from RESton Peace and
> Genevieve getting married, to the value of
> jewelry, Inflation, and Hillary...


it's called "page 2 syndrome."


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

You mistake me for a Bush fan which I am not. How do I get to Hillary raising taxes? Free health care for everyone, $5,000 for every new born kid and matching government funds for IRA's. No to mention her open border policy. Hang out a free health care shingle and see how many rush to our shores.

Commodities have been hot and are about to get red hot.

Anyway Gravis is right wrong topic for this thread. Best wishes reston and G.

Kiev Wrote:
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> Engagement ring might be a material thing, but its
> more of a status thing.
>
> People look at the ring and judge. Now wether
> someone else opinion matters to you, is a whole
> different topic.

I dated a girl who was rather well off and into the DC society scene. We went to a party once where she told me before the party who I could and could not talk to etc... (Her Dad was a political figure trying to get a bill passed and trying to make a statement at the party.)

At the party all the guys did was talked about politics and the all the women did was compare their wedding rings and jewelry. Each woman trying to top the other with the cost of the jewelry. It was so vain. I understand completely what Genevieve is saying about wedding rings.

Not to mention that I think half the huge rocks that were on the women's fingers were fake. The way the new costume jewelry is made, unless you work in a jewelry store not a chance in hell you can tell the difference between a real diamond and a fake.

I thought women comparing the cost of their jewelry was so pathetic.

Lurker. Wrote:
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> Kiev Wrote:
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> > Engagement ring might be a material thing, but
> its
> > more of a status thing.
> >
> > People look at the ring and judge. Now wether
> > someone else opinion matters to you, is a whole
> > different topic.
>
> I dated a girl who was rather well off and into
> the DC society scene. We went to a party once
> where she told me before the party who I could and
> could not talk to etc... (Her Dad was a political
> figure trying to get a bill passed and trying to
> make a statement at the party.)
>
> At the party all the guys did was talked about
> politics and the all the women did was compare
> their wedding rings and jewelry. Each woman
> trying to top the other with the cost of the
> jewelry. It was so vain. I understand completely
> what Genevieve is saying about wedding rings.
>
> Not to mention that I think half the huge rocks
> that were on the women's fingers were fake. The
> way the new costume jewelry is made, unless you
> work in a jewelry store not a chance in hell you
> can tell the difference between a real diamond and
> a fake.
>
> I thought women comparing the cost of their
> jewelry was so pathetic.


he went to JARED, HE went to Jared, he went to jaaaaarreeed.

Seriously i wanna SHOOT the fucking tv screen anytime I see that commercial

Right on, radiophile. My late mother had some nice diamonds, which I had to have appraised for estate purposes. One ring appraised for $100K...and I asked the appraiser what he would give me for it....$2K! And so on down the line....pennies on the dollar. Other jewelers' offers weren't much better.

So, I gave it all away to female relatives and friends that I knew would enjoy wearing the stuff.

Diamonds....or jewelry in general is a colossal waste of money!

Moe Howard/Pete Rose....god DAMN that's funny...I am still laughing at my own post.

Isn't the dude in the photo the guy who played Dr. Octopus in the second Spiderman movie?

Compare for yourself.

RESton Peace...
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=1410


Dr. Octopus
http://www.celluloiddreams.co.uk/images/spiderman3.jpg

I think it would be appropriate if reston had his new wife fix a big Thanksgiving dinner and invite everyone on FU over. Lets see what kind of cook she is.

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> I think it would be appropriate if reston had his
> new wife fix a big Thanksgiving dinner and invite
> everyone on FU over. Lets see what kind of cook
> she is.


Dinner is in an hour. We eat late. The menu is:

Turkey with Gravy
Two types of stuffing (one with chestnuts/apples/raisins and the other plain)
Potato Filling
Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Broccoli with a sharp cheddar sauce
Corn Pudding
Cranberry Apple Relish
Cranberry Jelly
Zucchini Bread
Chocolate Mousse
Pumpkin Creme Brulee

I was going to make roasted butternut squash, but ran out of energy. After all, I'm only feeding two people.

thats a lot of food for two people :))

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> he went to JARED, HE went to Jared, he went to
> jaaaaarreeed.
>
> Seriously i wanna SHOOT the fucking tv screen
> anytime I see that commercial

LOL!... so do i. whatever jackass came up with that idea needs to be thrown into traffic... to get a ride to another state of course.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

That haircut makes him look like a Lurch/Munster character!

In honor of Sir Helmet Hair, I had to give this post a bump...

Here here!

Schrute Wrote:
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> In honor of Sir Helmet Hair, I had to give this
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Damn you!

Radiophile Wrote:
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> And try to find a US Office or US telephone number
> for DeBeers - there is none.


Actually, genius boy, there are 5 offices with telephones too, located in the United States. One of them is even in Fairfax County. Anything else you want to fabricate?

Wow hey congrats. Havnt seen you in a while. Glad to see things are going well.

Cheers

See, WashingToneLocian and Radiophile are in fact two people of the same sex, and they got married.
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Have you noticed the correlation between the rise in Diamond commercials and Viagra/ED commercials..

I guess you got to get a hard rock on, to get a rock hard on.

Reston Peace, ferfux, gravis?!?! were have all the posters gone?!?!?!

bump

HOA MGR Wrote:
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> Reston Peace, ferfux, gravis?!?! were have all the
> posters gone?!?!?!


eesh

Wow the only person who still posts here is the Meeper. Kinda sad.

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> Wow the only person who still posts here is the
> Meeper. Kinda sad.


LIES! it's that my connection is slow. (this post began sending on December 5th, 2013)


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Gravis Wrote:
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> cheese Wrote:
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> > Wow the only person who still posts here is the
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> LIES! it's that my connection is slow. (this post
> began sending on December 5th, 2013)


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