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Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: Randy Q. ()
Date: March 22, 2011 09:54PM

I heard a rumor that the regular posters on this site are engaging in anal butt sex with eachother. Those whos "names" appear in blue, the registered "members", spend much of their time soliciting butt sex from one another, and when they aren't putting it in eachothers butts they are licking the others butthole. Despite its disturbing nature, I find it interesting reading the social commentary of alleged butt-sexers.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 22, 2011 09:55PM

sounds like Randy's looking to get him some LoLz

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: March 22, 2011 09:56PM

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT IS WAS A SECR...I mean no don't be ridiculous.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 22, 2011 10:07PM

I did not have sex with any FFXU poster.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: slappy ()
Date: March 22, 2011 11:03PM

haha i believe it

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: can't say who ()
Date: March 23, 2011 12:19AM

I'm a regular, registered poster and I have had sex with two different registered users. One of them in the butt.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: Punk Chuation ()
Date: March 23, 2011 12:43AM

Randy Q. Wrote:
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> Despite its disturbing nature . . .

It's "it's", you f'ing moron.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: MrMystery ()
Date: March 23, 2011 03:58AM

Punk Chuation Wrote:
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> Randy Q. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Despite its disturbing nature . . .
>
> It's "it's", you f'ing moron..............No, it's not. You only use that contraction to replace 'it is' or 'it has'.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: March 23, 2011 04:28AM

Schooled!

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 23, 2011 05:24AM

yeah, schooled, buttsex no. diabetes on the other hand is running rampant among those of the FFxU

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: trooth ()
Date: March 23, 2011 07:27AM

Fortunately, as a raging fag I have found this to be true. I normally post under my registered name (4 letters beginning with "e" and ending with "esh"). I just hope my mom doesn't kick me out of the house and make me get a job. That would certainly take away from the amount of time I can offer my fat ass up for corning. BTW, anyone have any hamsters that they don't want anymore? I lost my last one when he didn't come back out. I think he's dead stuck up my rectum. I haven't had more than 5 bowel movements a day since he disappeared instead of my normal dozen.

Love and kisses,

fag formally known as eesh

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: hamper-ster ()
Date: March 23, 2011 07:40AM

trooth Wrote:
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> Fortunately, as a raging fag I have found this to
> be true. I normally post under my registered name
> (4 letters beginning with "e" and ending with
> "esh"). I just hope my mom doesn't kick me out of
> the house and make me get a job. That would
> certainly take away from the amount of time I can
> offer my fat ass up for corning. BTW, anyone have
> any hamsters that they don't want anymore? I lost
> my last one when he didn't come back out. I think
> he's dead stuck up my rectum. I haven't had more
> than 5 bowel movements a day since he disappeared
> instead of my normal dozen.
>
> Love and kisses,


I have a few rather large hamsters available. The best part is they are brown hamsters so you don't have to wash them afterwards.
>
> fag formally known as eesh

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: March 23, 2011 08:46AM

Randy Q. Wrote:
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> I heard a rumor that the regular posters on this
> site are engaging in anal butt sex with eachother.
> Those whos "names" appear in blue, the registered
> "members", spend much of their time soliciting
> butt sex from one another, and when they aren't
> putting it in eachothers butts they are licking
> the others butthole. Despite its disturbing
> nature, I find it interesting reading the social
> commentary of alleged butt-sexers.

That's stupid.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: March 23, 2011 10:23AM

Conie said he would not consider butt sex under any circumstances.
But I have a feeling he told me this because I'm black.
Obviously, around here, a hardworking, honest black man can't get a bag,
motherfucker.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: fag eesh's fag lover ()
Date: March 23, 2011 12:28PM

ProVallone Wrote:
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a hardworking, honest
> black man ....



You can not combine these words into a truthful sentence. Sorry, they these words haven't worked together since 1965 when LBJ replaced the father in the black community with the federal government.

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Re: Butt sex among Fairfax Underground Posters
Posted by: stinky sam ()
Date: March 23, 2011 01:50PM

the stench of denial is thick in here, i believe there is butt sex taking place right now

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