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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Father Teri-
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Date: March 22, 2011 06:55PM
Hey Peeps!
I just finished the last of my classes and now I am a fully ordained online minister. I found out that I'm really good at doing the sacrament of reconciliation and I am offering my services here. I can hear confessions, issue penance and grant absolution. Just let me know if you need to get anything off your chest or have something you need to be forgiven for.
thanks!
Father Teri-
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It is helpful to confess regularly in order to maintain the cleanliness and beauty of the soul.
I just finished the last of my classes and now I am a fully ordained online minister. I found out that I'm really good at doing the sacrament of reconciliation and I am offering my services here. I can hear confessions, issue penance and grant absolution. Just let me know if you need to get anything off your chest or have something you need to be forgiven for.
thanks!
Father Teri-
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It is helpful to confess regularly in order to maintain the cleanliness and beauty of the soul.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Aqua Suicide
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:23PM
I neglect and abuse my child.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
I have sinned
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:25PM
I want to kill Father Teri big time for sexually abusing me.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
DC Dave
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:29PM
I once saw Father Teri fucking a golden retriever but didn't report him to the authorities.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
A MAN OF THE CLOTH
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:30PM
FATHER TERI, WOULD YOU THINK OF ME AS A LESSER MAN IF I ASKED YOU
TO FUCK ME UP MY ASSHOLE ? I'LL DRESS UP LIKE A CHOIR BOY.
TO FUCK ME UP MY ASSHOLE ? I'LL DRESS UP LIKE A CHOIR BOY.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
6X
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:37PM
I spend to much time on FFXU.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Lilac Suicide
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:39PM
I like to drink and drive.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:44PM
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:44PM
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:45PM
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:45PM
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
FATHER TERI'S MAIN SQUEEZE
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Date: March 22, 2011 07:53PM
YOU WILL SORELY BE MISSED MR. TUTTLE.
I SAY "SORELY", BECAUSE FATHER TERI JUST PUT A HURTIN' ON MY BUNGHOLE !
I SAY "SORELY", BECAUSE FATHER TERI JUST PUT A HURTIN' ON MY BUNGHOLE !
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Father Teri
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Date: March 22, 2011 08:23PM
For your pennance sister Teri. You are to be subjected to bare butt caining 50 lashes followed by an application of mire and frankensence to your virgin butthole and culminnated with what will feel like to you a celestral bombastic penetration. Are you ready child.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
godly
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Date: March 22, 2011 08:28PM
Father Teri Wrote:
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> For your pennance sister Teri. You are to be
> subjected to bare butt caining 50 lashes followed
> by an application of mire and frankensence to your
> virgin butthole and culminnated with what will
> feel like to you a celestral bombastic
> penetration. Are you ready child.
Father T didint you serve at the holy spirit in annandale?
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> For your pennance sister Teri. You are to be
> subjected to bare butt caining 50 lashes followed
> by an application of mire and frankensence to your
> virgin butthole and culminnated with what will
> feel like to you a celestral bombastic
> penetration. Are you ready child.
Father T didint you serve at the holy spirit in annandale?
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 22, 2011 08:42PM
I slipped some Ket in one of Alias' drinks and took advantage of her while she was passed out.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: March 22, 2011 09:20PM
I want to kill people who say " kewl " instead of "cool"
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Ryno78
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Date: March 22, 2011 10:23PM
I'd like to confess. I MURDERED DR. TERI- She came to my condo for a relaxation treatment and I strangled her to death because she didn't bill my insurance. What should I do with the body?
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2011 10:24PM by Ryno78.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:46AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 08:04PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 08:04PM by Alias.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 23, 2011 01:04AM
I have a confession, Alias likes to be donkey punched.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: March 23, 2011 02:14AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 08:03PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 08:03PM by Alias.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Juxtaposition
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Date: March 23, 2011 04:26AM
That's a good one.
eesh Wrote:
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> I have a confession, Alias likes to be donkey
> punched.
eesh Wrote:
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> I have a confession, Alias likes to be donkey
> punched.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: March 23, 2011 05:27AM
i thought the donkey P was delivered to the lower back?!
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
love
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:18PM
Bloody, no no no. Back of the head! Read:
Donkey Punch The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome
urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=donkey%20punch
Donkey Punch The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome
urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=donkey%20punch
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:39PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 07:58PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 07:58PM by Alias.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Bill Clinton
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:45PM
I can't stop jacking off. What can I do?
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
ONCE AGAIN
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Date: March 23, 2011 12:48PM
A MAN OF THE CLOTH Wrote:
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> FATHER TERI, WOULD YOU THINK OF ME AS A LESSER MAN
> IF I ASKED YOU
> TO FUCK ME UP MY ASSHOLE ? I'LL DRESS UP LIKE A
> CHOIR BOY.
ONCE AGAIN YOU PROVE YOU ARE A FAG
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> FATHER TERI, WOULD YOU THINK OF ME AS A LESSER MAN
> IF I ASKED YOU
> TO FUCK ME UP MY ASSHOLE ? I'LL DRESS UP LIKE A
> CHOIR BOY.
ONCE AGAIN YOU PROVE YOU ARE A FAG
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
POOP STICK
()
Date: March 23, 2011 01:05PM
> "ONCE AGAIN YOU PROVE YOU ARE A FAG"
I wasn't aware that cornholing your mother makes me a fag.
Ya learn something new everyday.
I wasn't aware that cornholing your mother makes me a fag.
Ya learn something new everyday.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
WRONGAGAINbot
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Date: March 23, 2011 01:52PM
FATHER TERI'S MAIN SQUEEZE Wrote:
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> YOU WILL SORELY BE MISSED MR. TUTTLE.
> I SAY "SORELY", BECAUSE FATHER TERI JUST PUT A
> HURTIN' ON MY BUNGHOLE !
No but dressing up like a choir boy and taking it up the ass makes you a fag.
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> YOU WILL SORELY BE MISSED MR. TUTTLE.
> I SAY "SORELY", BECAUSE FATHER TERI JUST PUT A
> HURTIN' ON MY BUNGHOLE !
No but dressing up like a choir boy and taking it up the ass makes you a fag.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Date: March 23, 2011 02:01PM
OH THAT'S RIGHT, HOW SILLY OF ME.
I FORGOT THAT HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET.
D'oh !
I FORGOT THAT HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET.
D'oh !
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
SERIOUSFAGbot
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Date: March 23, 2011 02:06PM
INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS Wrote:
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> OH THAT'S RIGHT, HOW SILLY OF ME.
> I FORGOT THAT HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THE
> INTERNET.
> D'oh !
Yea serious with all your fag homo references
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> OH THAT'S RIGHT, HOW SILLY OF ME.
> I FORGOT THAT HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED ON THE
> INTERNET.
> D'oh !
Yea serious with all your fag homo references
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Father Teri
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Date: March 23, 2011 02:46PM
Nothing gives me a more solid lasting hard-on then to hear a confession from Dr Teri about her Weekend excursions. My dick stays hard for about 4 hours after listening to her. Could make a million I bet just having it published under non-fiction with an anonymous author. The girl is WILD.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Dr. Teri
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Date: March 23, 2011 05:05PM
Father Teri Wrote:
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> Nothing gives me a more solid lasting hard-on then
> to hear a confession from Dr Teri about her
> Weekend excursions. My dick stays hard for about
> 4 hours after listening to her. Could make a
> million I bet just having it published under
> non-fiction with an anonymous author. The girl is
> WILD.
That's the last time I ever tell you anything.
I thought there was some kind of confidentiality thing with you people.
And, anyway, I made up most of that shit.
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> Nothing gives me a more solid lasting hard-on then
> to hear a confession from Dr Teri about her
> Weekend excursions. My dick stays hard for about
> 4 hours after listening to her. Could make a
> million I bet just having it published under
> non-fiction with an anonymous author. The girl is
> WILD.
That's the last time I ever tell you anything.
I thought there was some kind of confidentiality thing with you people.
And, anyway, I made up most of that shit.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: March 23, 2011 05:09PM
Sometimes I.......
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Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
MrMystery
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Date: March 23, 2011 05:31PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Sometimes I.......
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>
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eesh, as your favourite and most caring physician, I cannot stress enough the serious health ramifications associated with your alternative lifestyle diversions.
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> Sometimes I.......
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eesh, as your favourite and most caring physician, I cannot stress enough the serious health ramifications associated with your alternative lifestyle diversions.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
rerted
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Date: March 23, 2011 05:36PM
MrMystery Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Sometimes I.......
> >
> >
> >
> >
> -
>
> eesh, as your favourite and most caring physician,
> I cannot stress enough the serious health
> ramifications associated with your alternative
> lifestyle diversions.
sad part is the gerbil is a very loose and sloppy fuck for eesh.
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Sometimes I.......
> >
> >
> >
> >
> -
>
> eesh, as your favourite and most caring physician,
> I cannot stress enough the serious health
> ramifications associated with your alternative
> lifestyle diversions.
sad part is the gerbil is a very loose and sloppy fuck for eesh.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: March 24, 2011 02:04AM
When eesh isn't looking at porn, this is what he does for fun.
Yep, that's eesh in a dryer.
Attachments:
Yep, that's eesh in a dryer.
Attachments:
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: March 25, 2011 11:51PM
love Wrote:
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> Bloody, no no no. Back of the head! Read:
>
> Donkey Punch The Donkey Punch is when your engaged
> in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you
> punch the poor little lady in the back of the head
> so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all
> that more better (for you ofcourse). I donkey
> punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=donkey%20p
> unch
anyone ever heard of chicken brickin'? It's when you fuck a chicken, but just as you're about to finish, you take a brick and smash the chicken's head. Same principle.
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> Bloody, no no no. Back of the head! Read:
>
> Donkey Punch The Donkey Punch is when your engaged
> in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you
> punch the poor little lady in the back of the head
> so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all
> that more better (for you ofcourse). I donkey
> punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=donkey%20p
> unch
anyone ever heard of chicken brickin'? It's when you fuck a chicken, but just as you're about to finish, you take a brick and smash the chicken's head. Same principle.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
FUCKING CHICKENS 101
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Date: March 26, 2011 12:07AM
STOP KIDDING US MISERY.
YOU KNOW THAT SMASHING THE CHICKENS HEAD TURNS IT INTO A LOOSEY GOOSEY.
THE BEST METHOD IS TO SIMPLY GET A ZIP TIE AND SLOWLY CHOKE OFF THE
CHICKENS AIR SUPPLY, NOTCH BY NOTCH, UNTIL IT REACHES A STATE OF PANIC.
WHEN THE CHICKEN IS STRUGGLING AND SQUIRMING REAL GOOD, THEN YOU CAN
HIT IT LIKE A JACK RABBIT.
YOU KNOW THAT SMASHING THE CHICKENS HEAD TURNS IT INTO A LOOSEY GOOSEY.
THE BEST METHOD IS TO SIMPLY GET A ZIP TIE AND SLOWLY CHOKE OFF THE
CHICKENS AIR SUPPLY, NOTCH BY NOTCH, UNTIL IT REACHES A STATE OF PANIC.
WHEN THE CHICKEN IS STRUGGLING AND SQUIRMING REAL GOOD, THEN YOU CAN
HIT IT LIKE A JACK RABBIT.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: March 26, 2011 12:31PM
Alias Wrote:
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> When eesh isn't looking at porn, this is what he
> does for fun.
>
> Yep, that's eesh in a dryer.
HAHAHA
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> When eesh isn't looking at porn, this is what he
> does for fun.
>
> Yep, that's eesh in a dryer.
HAHAHA
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
AnalVeggie
()
Date: March 26, 2011 01:30PM
I LIKE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND STICK CARROTS UP MY ASS. THEN I PUT THEM BACK WITH THE REST OF THE CARROTS. NOBODY KNOWS!
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Father Teri-
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Date: July 22, 2011 09:27PM
does anyone have something to confess???
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
SS
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Date: July 22, 2011 09:55PM
I got into a fight with this kid in an alley behind the 7-11. He came up on me with all this attitude like he was gonna kick my ass. Then my older brother pulled out a knife and the dude backed off, held up his hands like he was surrendering and shit. My brother ran at the little pussy bitch and stabbed him a couple or 12 times. Long story short he died. Then we got the hell out of there. When we were jogging home, my brother threw his knife down a storm drain. Cops never found it. My brother told me to say I had stabbed the kid because I'm only 15, and would be tried in juvey court.
Well, the judge didn't buy it, and I was tried as an adult. But the jury found me not guilty by reason of self-defense. I didn't say a word at the trial. My lawyer was real good, and the prosecutors were, eh, not ready for prime time.
Sometimes I feel sort of bad about it. Other times I think the kid deserved what he got, going behind the 7-11 and all. It really was his own fault.
What say you, Fr. teri~?
Well, the judge didn't buy it, and I was tried as an adult. But the jury found me not guilty by reason of self-defense. I didn't say a word at the trial. My lawyer was real good, and the prosecutors were, eh, not ready for prime time.
Sometimes I feel sort of bad about it. Other times I think the kid deserved what he got, going behind the 7-11 and all. It really was his own fault.
What say you, Fr. teri~?
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
Funny, too
()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:41AM
Father Teri Wrote:
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> For your pennance sister Teri. You are to be
> subjected to bare butt caining 50 lashes followed
> by an application of mire and frankensence to your
> virgin butthole and culminnated with what will
> feel like to you a celestral bombastic
> penetration. Are you ready child.
-------------------------------------------------------
> For your pennance sister Teri. You are to be
> subjected to bare butt caining 50 lashes followed
> by an application of mire and frankensence to your
> virgin butthole and culminnated with what will
> feel like to you a celestral bombastic
> penetration. Are you ready child.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
I confess
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Date: March 22, 2016 10:33AM
We are all eesh.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
JGyuu
()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:52AM
you want forgiveness ? get back to work.
fuck off - i got better things to do
fuck off - i got better things to do
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
serial wanker
()
Date: January 01, 2018 02:57PM
I wank to Julie Wright. I have over 10 hours of her traffic reports on my DVR and I wank to them several times a week.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
GD!
()
Date: September 27, 2018 04:58AM
serial wanker Wrote:
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> I wank to Julie Wright. I have over 10 hours of
> her traffic reports on my DVR and I wank to them
> several times a week.
GOD DAMN!!!!
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> I wank to Julie Wright. I have over 10 hours of
> her traffic reports on my DVR and I wank to them
> several times a week.
GOD DAMN!!!!
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
#crazy
()
Date: September 18, 2022 07:31AM
GD! Wrote:
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> serial wanker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wank to Julie Wright. I have over 10 hours of
> > her traffic reports on my DVR and I wank to
> them
> > several times a week.
>
>
> GOD DAMN!!!!
That is crazy.
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> serial wanker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wank to Julie Wright. I have over 10 hours of
> > her traffic reports on my DVR and I wank to
> them
> > several times a week.
>
>
> GOD DAMN!!!!
That is crazy.
Re: The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth
Posted by:
up n down
()
Date: June 06, 2023 06:04AM
serial wanker Wrote:
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> I wank to Julie Wright. I have over 10 hours of
> her traffic reports on my DVR and I wank to them
> several times a week.
good deal
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> I wank to Julie Wright. I have over 10 hours of
> her traffic reports on my DVR and I wank to them
> several times a week.
good deal