Ever have someone tailgating the shit out of you? Whether you're going 15 over in the far left lane and some asshole is tailing you trying to top 90 on I-95 or you're driving conservatively going 55 in the far right lane and some jackass wants to NASCAR your ass. Best use of resources is to turn on that wiper fluid and give yourself a nice clean windshield while soaking that motherfucker's hood in a glorious shower of blue fluid. TAKE THAT SHIT ASSHAT!!

Yes, people do that to me all the time. The wiper fluid evaporates pretty quickly and doesn't stain the paint, and it's pretty easy to turn on my wipers if any hits my windshield. It just encourages me to ride even closer.


Now people that ride my ass to prove a point, I usually just slam on my brakes so hard the ABS activates. If he or she was to hit me, oh well, Virginia law almost never sides with the person that hit you from behind, as they should have allowed plenty of room to allow for reaction time.

I don't get it.

It's not a long-term problem, it's just annoying when it dries and leaves water spots everywhere.

Conie Wrote:
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> I don't get it.



That's because you are stupid.

Conie Wrote:
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> I don't get it.


What's not to get? The car is moving at a high rate of speed so the wiper fluid sprays off the person's windshield and into the air allowing the person behind them to drive right through the drops as they are still in the air, hence getting sprayed by the person in front of them.

?????? Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't get it.
>
>
> What's not to get? The car is moving at a high
> rate of speed so the wiper fluid sprays off the
> person's windshield and into the air allowing the
> person behind them to drive right through the
> drops as they are still in the air, hence getting
> sprayed by the person in front of them.


o.k.
i haven't heard that before now. I fucking hate when people tail
me. I will slow down to 20mph just to get the message across.

I'll try that wiper fluid thing the next time.
BTW...more times than not it's African-American women who
tail...

just sayin'

WHERE DO YOU GUYS COME UP WITH THIS STUFF ?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, I CLEAN MY WINDOWS FOR TAIL GATERS ON A REGULAR BASIS !

IF YOU KEEP THE FLUID TOPPED OFF AND ARE WILLING TO WASTE THE ENTIRE
TANKFULL, YOU CAN GET THEM TO STAY A COUPLE HUNDRED YARDS BACK AND
SLOW THEM THE FUCK DOWN @ THE SAME TIME.

I like to match my speed with the car in the lane to my right. This forms a line of cars across all lanes that the asshole has to sit behind.

If I'm in the left lane I pull over to the right and the tailgater usually just passes me. Can't remember where I learned that...

tomahawk Wrote:
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> If I'm in the left lane I pull over to the right
> and the tailgater usually just passes me. Can't
> remember where I learned that...

amazing technique tomahawk...wow

eesh Wrote:
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> Yes, people do that to me all the time. The wiper
> fluid evaporates pretty quickly and doesn't stain
> the paint, and it's pretty easy to turn on my
> wipers if any hits my windshield. It just
> encourages me to ride even closer.
>
>
> Now people that ride my ass to prove a point, I
> usually just slam on my brakes so hard the ABS
> activates. If he or she was to hit me, oh well,
> Virginia law almost never sides with the person
> that hit you from behind, as they should have
> allowed plenty of room to allow for reaction time.



Great idea eesh, just what i want is to get my car put in the body shop for a week and have the resale value all fucked up. that will teach that fucker not to follow me too close!



paragraph 1 hey i'm an asshole who follows too close

paragragh 2 if people follow me too close i jam on my brakes

dumb and dumb

dingleberry wrote :
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> "I like to match my speed with the car in the lane to my right.
> This forms a line of cars across all lanes that the asshole has
> to sit behind."

THEN AS AS SOON AS YOU BREAK FORMATION, A SUPER-ASSHOLE [LIKE MYSELF]
SWOOPS IN AND JUMPS INFRONT OF YOU WHILST CLEANING MY WINDSHIELD.
EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SPEED AWAY FROM ME, REMEMBER, YOU'RE
JOHNNY LETTER OF THE LAW, AND ARE ALERGIC TO SPEEDING ! BUT DON'T LET
THAT STOMP YOUR PRIDE INTO THE GROUND TOO MUCH, BECAUSE YOU CAN REST
ASSURED THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU DRIVE, WOULDN'T HAVE A SNOW BALL'S
CHANCE IN HELL AT GETTING AWAY FROM ME.

dummy Wrote:
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> Great idea eesh, just what i want is to get my car
> put in the body shop for a week and have the
> resale value all fucked up.



If the body work is less than $5k, it isn't reported to Carfax.

Blessed are the murderous.

DIS NIGGAS IS CRAZYYYY


INSANE Highway Race in Traffic! Video by DECALFX.c

'tomahawk' wrote :
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> If I'm in the left lane I pull over to the right
> and the tailgater usually just passes me. Can't
> remember where I learned that...

AND ON TWO-WAY ROADS YOU WHAT, PULL OFF TO THE SHOULDER TO ALLOW THE ASSHOLE
TO GO ON ABOUT HIS HIGH-BEAMING LIGHT-FLASHING HORN-HONKING ASS-RIDING WAY ?

SUIT YOURSELF.
I PREFER TO CLEAN MY WINDOWS IN THEIR HONOR.

eesh Wrote:
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> dummy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Great idea eesh, just what i want is to get my
> car
> > put in the body shop for a week and have the
> > resale value all fucked up.
>
>
>
> If the body work is less than $5k, it isn't
> reported to Carfax.


the fun part is standing on the side of the highway waiting for a tow truck and filling out the police reports. i like dressing up and spending a day in court too.

DINGLEHAUS Wrote:
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> THEN AS AS SOON AS YOU BREAK FORMATION, A
> SUPER-ASSHOLE
> SWOOPS IN AND JUMPS INFRONT OF YOU WHILST CLEANING
> MY WINDSHIELD.
> EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SPEED AWAY FROM ME,
> REMEMBER, YOU'RE
> JOHNNY LETTER OF THE LAW, AND ARE ALERGIC TO
> SPEEDING ! BUT DON'T LET
> THAT STOMP YOUR PRIDE INTO THE GROUND TOO MUCH,
> BECAUSE YOU CAN REST
> ASSURED THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU DRIVE, WOULDN'T
> HAVE A SNOW BALL'S
> CHANCE IN HELL AT GETTING AWAY FROM ME.

My GTO will smoke you're wigger Suburban

dingleberry Wrote:
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> DINGLEHAUS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > THEN AS AS SOON AS YOU BREAK FORMATION, A
> > SUPER-ASSHOLE
> > SWOOPS IN AND JUMPS INFRONT OF YOU WHILST
> CLEANING
> > MY WINDSHIELD.
> > EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SPEED AWAY FROM
> ME,
> > REMEMBER, YOU'RE
> > JOHNNY LETTER OF THE LAW, AND ARE ALERGIC TO
> > SPEEDING ! BUT DON'T LET
> > THAT STOMP YOUR PRIDE INTO THE GROUND TOO MUCH,
> > BECAUSE YOU CAN REST
> > ASSURED THAT THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU DRIVE,
> WOULDN'T
> > HAVE A SNOW BALL'S
> > CHANCE IN HELL AT GETTING AWAY FROM ME.
>
> My GTO will smoke you're wigger Suburban

*your*

'niggyberry' wrote :
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> "My GTO will smoke you're wigger Suburban"

WILL IT SMOKE MY FERRARI 599 GTO ?
I DON'T THINK SO.
NOT TO MENTION, I ONLY DRIVE THE CHEVY TO GET GROCERIES OR
WHEN GOING ON FAMILY OUTINGS.
MUST REALLY SUCK TO BE POOR LIKE YOU.

> My GTO will smoke you're wigger Suburban

> *your*

NO NEED TO CORRECT YOURSELF, WE ALREADY NOTICED THAT
YOU ARE A BRAINLESS BUFFOON !

kwahamot Wrote:
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> 'tomahawk' wrote :
> -------------------------------------
> > If I'm in the left lane I pull over to the right
>
> > and the tailgater usually just passes me. Can't
>
> > remember where I learned that...
>
> AND ON TWO-WAY ROADS YOU WHAT, PULL OFF TO THE
> SHOULDER TO ALLOW THE ASSHOLE
> TO GO ON ABOUT HIS HIGH-BEAMING LIGHT-FLASHING
> HORN-HONKING ASS-RIDING WAY ?
>
> SUIT YOURSELF.
> I PREFER TO CLEAN MY WINDOWS IN THEIR HONOR.

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF STUPUD IRON PIC ?

ORIGINAL iTalian VS. Copy Cat American CRAP Wrote:
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> 'niggyberry' wrote :
> -------------------------------------
> > "My GTO will smoke you're wigger Suburban"
>
> WILL IT SMOKE MY FERRARI 599 GTO ?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
> NOT TO MENTION, I ONLY DRIVE THE CHEVY TO GET
> GROCERIES OR
> WHEN GOING ON FAMILY OUTINGS.
> MUST REALLY SUCK TO BE POOR LIKE YOU.

So you're one of 599 people in the world that own one? I seriously doubt it. You spend your time trolling internet forums in between Ferrari joy rides?

> "You spend your time trolling internet forums
> in between Ferrari joy rides?"

....THAT AND SELF-GRATIFICATION.
WHAT OF IT ?

my car is out if windshield fluid

tomahawk Wrote:
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> If I'm in the left lane I pull over to the right
> and the tailgater usually just passes me. Can't
> remember where I learned that...

LMAO. It's idiots that want to sit in the fast lane that screw everything up.

ORIGINAL iTalian VS. Copy Cat American CRAP Wrote:
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> WILL IT SMOKE MY FERRARI 599 GTO ?

Pics or GTFO

Don't pull some shit off of Google images, go to your garage right now and take a picture. Make a sign that says FFXU or some shit to prove that it's legit.

HAHA !
YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO GTFO IN YOUR POOR MAN'S GTO.

LIKE I WOULD ACTUALLY UNGLUE MYSELF FROM MY LAZYBOY RELINER TO TAKE PICTURES
OF MY GARAGE, SO THAT I MAY PROVE WHAT CARS I OWN TO SOME INTERNET CLOWN.

KEEP DREAMING.

YOU = A PAUPER'S PAUPER Wrote:
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> HAHA !
> YOU ARE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO GTFO IN YOUR POOR
> MAN'S GTO.
>
> LIKE I WOULD ACTUALLY UNGLUE MYSELF FROM MY
> LAZYBOY RELINER TO TAKE PICTURES
> OF MY GARAGE, SO THAT I MAY PROVE WHAT CARS I OWN
> TO SOME INTERNET CLOWN.
>
> KEEP DREAMING.

So be it. Nobody will take your claims seriously without reliable proof.

Tailgaters are the worst, seriously. I can't stand those asswipes.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Tailgaters are the worst, seriously. I can't stand
> those asswipes.

And people who cut in front of you at the last second so they can be in front of you in the turn lane.

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ladksjiowfd Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> > Tailgaters are the worst, seriously. I can't
> stand
> > those asswipes.
>
> And people who cut in front of you at the last
> second so they can be in front of you in the turn
> lane.


That too.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

I was in the right lane driving on rt.80(?) going up to PA..

That rt. is full of truckers. Well, this exit was coming up on the left and

with everyone going 75 this trucker in the right lane beside me decides at the laat

frickin second that that was his exit and moves horizontally in front of me to get

to it barely missing me.

Almost killed me

If you moved out of the way and allowed faster traffic to pass you there would be no need to bitch about tailgaters. Why does everyone think it is their right to drive what ever speed they want and everyone else around them should adjust to that speed? Just move to the right and let them pass.

Ever notice when you're driving that the guy going slower than you is an idiot and the guy going faster than you is a moron?

How about when you're on a 3 or 4 lane highway, you're in one of the inner lanes, the road is clear, you're going either the speed limit or above it, and there's some
dickhead tailing you...



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moo

Conie Wrote:
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> How about when you're on a 3 or 4 lane highway,
> you're in one of the inner lanes, the road is
> clear, you're going either the speed limit or
> above it, and there's some
> dickhead tailing you...

Move the fuck out of the way and you want have a problem any more.

eesh Wrote:
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> If the body work is less than $5k, it isn't
> reported to Carfax.

1. That actually isn't true

2. If rear end damge to your car can be repaired for less than $5K, you must drive a POS, so resale value is pretty much irrelevant. Brake away.

BB*X Wrote:
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> If you moved out of the way and allowed faster
> traffic to pass you there would be no need to
> bitch about tailgaters. Why does everyone think
> it is their right to drive what ever speed they
> want and everyone else around them should adjust
> to that speed? Just move to the right and let
> them pass.
>
> Ever notice when you're driving that the guy going
> slower than you is an idiot and the guy going
> faster than you is a moron?

Couldn't have said this better.

me?
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Reading the posts on this thread answers a lot of questions about traffic problems around here.
There is absoloutly no recognition of a passing lane!
The left lane is the PASSING lane. When you see someone coming up fast behind you, MOVE OVER. Even if you think you do have the right to stay where you are, you know the driver wants to pass..why be a cunt about the whole thing?
You're not on the road to enforce speed laws by purposly slowing everyone down .
Don't argue who has the right to do what..just be polite and get out of your fellow drivers way.
Even Pennsylvania drivers move over when they're on the left. We should as least aspire to be as good as the drivers that even people from New Jersey laugh at.

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Alias Wrote:
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> ProVallone Wrote:
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> -----
> > Reading the posts on this thread answers a lot
> of
> > questions about traffic problems around here.
> > There is absoloutly no recognition of a passing
> > lane!
> > The left lane is the PASSING lane. When you see
> > someone coming up fast behind you, MOVE OVER.
> Even
> > if you think you do have the right to stay
> where
> > you are, you know the driver wants to pass..why
> be
> > a cunt about the whole thing?
> > You're not on the road to enforce speed laws by
> > purposly slowing everyone down .
> > Don't argue who has the right to do what..just
> be
> > polite and get out of your fellow drivers way.
> > Even Pennsylvania drivers move over when
> they're
> > on the left. We should as least aspire to be as
> > good as the drivers that even people from New
> > Jersey laugh at.
>
>
> ProValllone,
>
> I agree that people who don't understand the rules
> of the left lane are idiots.
>
> But.... I think this thread is more about
> assholes who tailgate. These shitheads tailgate in
> the left lane, in the middle lane, in the right
> lane, on single lane roads and in parking lots.
>
> They pass at high speeds on the right, they cut
> people off, they jump lanes quickly ...... they
> are reckless and they act like the road belongs to
> them.
>
> I assume these assholes are no different outside
> their cars. I assume they're extremely impatient,
> ill-mannered, arrogant self-absorbed pricks (or
> the female equivalent) who are prone to
> confrontation and have no respect for anyone but
> themselves.


+20bazillion

My husband tailgates.

I mean like he attaches himself to the other guy's bumper.

When I say, Pro, wtf are you doing? I can read the time at that guy's watch... he's says, shut up, you annoying hag and let me drive.

And then he does this to me:
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