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For me at least 75 degrees, or you're being a Polar Bear. I can't fathom anyone wearing shorts when its in the 60s degree temps, much less 50s. But I suppose they got Spring Fever. I can't wait for the warmer weather. Hopefully by next month we'll be in the 70s again.
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> dont know the exact temp. but i start to wear
> shorts as soon as sweat starts to develop and
> collect on my netherlands
I start wearing shorts when it gets above 40 degrees. While we are on the topic, I hate seeing people tuck in shirts when they wear shorts, and what's up with wearing shorts above the knees?
eesh Wrote:
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> I start wearing shorts when it gets above 40
> degrees. While we are on the topic, I hate seeing
> people tuck in shirts when they wear shorts, and
> what's up with wearing shorts above the knees?
Shorts below the knees are called capri pants, you dumb fucking asshole.
Do you wear long "shorts" because you want to hide your chicken legs, asswipe?
I'll bet you and greyturd wear birkenstocks together, don't you fuckstick?
penis envy Wrote:
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> graymoose1 Wrote:
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> > I usually wear shorts all year round, unless I
> > have an outside job to do
>
> and your birkenstocks with socks on too, you old
> fucking dicksucker.
Sorry, no Birks. just tennis shoes or boat shoes
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penis envy Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > I start wearing shorts when it gets above 40
> > degrees. While we are on the topic, I hate
> seeing
> > people tuck in shirts when they wear shorts,
> and
> > what's up with wearing shorts above the knees?
>
> Shorts below the knees are called capri pants, you
> dumb fucking asshole.
>
> Do you wear long "shorts" because you want to hide
> your chicken legs, asswipe?
>
> I'll bet you and greyturd wear birkenstocks
> together, don't you fuckstick?
Capris are far different from long shorts. I only wear shorts that go below the knees, and I've done so since the 90's when it became the style. Each to their own, though.
As for the weather and all that, I can wear shorts when it's in the 50's no problem, but I usually don't start wearing them until it begins staying in the 70's at least. I wear them to the gym even when it's sub-zero outside, but that's because it's warm inside the gym. If it's still springtime with chilly nights, I'll wear a sweatshirt to compensate for the shorts.
Oddly enough, some summers I've worn long pants even when it was 100 degrees, while other summers I simply couldn't stand it. I don't know why, but I sometime deal with the heat better at times, while I normally hate it.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The Clarendon skanks were wearing short skirts any
> time it went above 25 degrees. So any
> temperature, I guess.
I saw some middle school kids wearing shorts to school in the same manner, and I dunno wtf they do it, it's like they want to appear tough or something. The joke's on them, though, because you know they're freezing their asses off.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
it has to be AT LEAST 75 before I go anywhere near shorts. I see these guys walking around in the dead of winter with shorts on and think they are just homo's trying to show off their legs. Women shave their legs and show em off in dresses. Men in shorts are just vain trying to show off.
sumguy Wrote:
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> I'll wear shorts year round. How about the short
> spanish guys who wear shorts but they come down to
> their ankles.
Better then those Virginia Rednecked dudes who wear their tight "Daisy Dukes" half way up their ass.
I've been wearing shorts now since the first of March. The ones that come down to the middle of the knee. I don't go for shorter shorts than that. It's still kind of cold here, but I don't care, I'm ready for spring.
I get cold very easily so I usually wait till about April. I might wear skirts without tights (or leggings) and I already started wearing flip flops but it was pretty cold and my dad said I couldn't. I say about the beginning of April. I think most boys who wear shorts in the winter r stupid because it's somtimes below freezing and they have nothing keeping their legs warm. If I were them I would wait till the beginning of April maybe sometime in March. If u go somewhere warm during a cold month then u can wear shorts but I wouldn't wear shorts in cold weather.
Leah Bieber Wrote:
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> I get cold very easily so I usually wait till
> about April. I might wear skirts without tights
> (or leggings) and I already started wearing flip
> flops but it was pretty cold and my dad said I
> couldn't. I say about the beginning of April. I
> think most boys who wear shorts in the winter r
> stupid because it's somtimes below freezing and
> they have nothing keeping their legs warm. If I
> were them I would wait till the beginning of April
> maybe sometime in March. If u go somewhere warm
> during a cold month then u can wear shorts but I
> wouldn't wear shorts in cold weather.