Hi, Conie, it’s me, eesh.

I know I act like a barbarian and I understand if the word "neanderthal" comes to mind when you think of me, but Conie, you need to know that I am an actual evolved Homo-sapien, a Homo-sapien-sapien, to be exact.

Would you go out with me, Conie?

I'd like to show you the real eesh, the sophisticated, cultured eesh... the eesh who covers his mouth when he burps in pubic... I mean, in public.

How about dinner? I generally know how to handle eating utensils and I am able to make simple small talk when I'm not chewing.

After dinner, Connie, I'd like to show you my cave. LOL! Get it? (note my sense of humor)

Hopefully, after our evening together, you will no longer think of me as Neanderthal eesh, but rather as Homo-erectus EESH.


Whaddaya say, baby?

Even if Conie is afraid of being out with eesh, I'll offer to oversee the date to ensure Conie is safe. However, when things start getting "hot and heavy", I'll kindly excuse myself because that would be an image I don't permanently embedded in my mind.

Isn't Conie like 60 years old? Gross...

gay eesh Wrote:
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> Isn't Conie like 60 years old? Gross...


Yeah, I think she's up there. From the posts here, though, it kind of looks like she's after the 20-30 y.o. males when it comes to "good times". Go figure.

pictures or GTFO

Conie, did you see my love post?

I registered my name so you can PM me in private if replying to me in pubic is uncomfortable.

Do we have a dinner date, baby?

I was thinking Friendly's.... Friday night?

Is there still a Freindly's around this area. Thought they close them all down.

There is one in Burke, a real hot bed of night life.

There is one in Fredericksburg.

just me Wrote:
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> Is there still a Freindly's around this area.
> Thought they close them all down.


Friendly's? I guess this guy is going all out for Conie. I was driving through Manassas on Rt. 234 yesterday and saw that they are building a new Roy Rogers - from the ground up. I guess Roy's is trying to make a come back. It's going to be located across from the hospital in the shopping center next to the Walgreens.

Have not seen a Roy Rogers in a long time. I remember the one on Rte 50 in Greenbrier. Everytime I would pass it with the kids in the car, they would ask if we can go to Mr Roger's place for dinner.

There is a Roy's right outside of Woodlawn Plantation on Rt 1.

If Conie does date you Eesh, may I sniff your fingers afterwards?

ProVallone Wrote:
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> If Conie does date you Eesh, may I sniff your
> fingers afterwards?


No need for you to sniff Eesh fingers when I have something for you to sniff.

gay eesh Wrote:
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> Isn't Conie like 60 years old? Gross...


No way! If Conie is serously like 60, well that's right in my wheel house!!!!!

Conie doesn't want to be anyone's sugar mama .. she wants a sugar daddy .. Will the real Eesh please stand up.

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> Conie doesn't want to be anyone's sugar mama ..
> she wants a sugar daddy .. Will the real Eesh
> please stand up.

Conie doesn't want a sugar daddy. She wants young males that are 1/3 her age to satisfy her sexually. That is all. To get a "sugar daddy" would mean taking in someone who's over 60 years old and loaded with money - in order to fulfil her lifestyle with riches and jewels. I think the only jewels Conie wants is a pearl necklace from a Westfields graduate.

Conie can have it all if she likes. Young and old, rich and poor. .. has long as she gets her needs satisfied.

Sorry Conie, don't care what you do. But I hope you chose wisely and be safe.



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Conie said yes!!!

I have a date with Conie, everybody.
I have an actual date, not just one of those dates I have in my mind, but one that takes place in real life. Conie and I are having dinner at Friendly's and then we're gonna make out in the parking lot, just like I've seen people do on TV.

So long sad times
Go along bad times
We are rid of you at last
Howdy gay times
Cloudy gray times
You are now a thing of the past

(This next part I'm singing with my arms wide open and a big smile on my face)

Happy days are here again

The skies above are clear again

So let's sing a song of cheer again

Happy days are here again

Too many Eesh on here. Hard to keep up. I wonder if Conie got the right Eesh herself.

EXcuse, me, Ms.ProVallone,

There is only one eesh on here.

I was shy and now I'm happy. I'm not a stupid robot; I'm a complex individual.

Don't you be worrying your fat fanny about Conie. She is gonna get the one and only eesh, the super stud of FFXU.

I hope a full report of the date is posted for the review of the community,
especially the post meal parking lot encounter.

ProVallone Wrote:
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> I hope a full report of the date is posted for the
> review of the community,
> especially the post meal parking lot encounter.

My strategically placed hidden cameras will be documenting the entire parking lot encounter..... from all angles.

I'm ready for my big night and I'm lookin' pretty snazzy. I have one problem, though. If you've seen the first episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm", you'll remember the little problem Larry had with the tent in his pants.
Well, that's what's happening to me with my brand new corduroys. If I sit down, my pants bulge up into this humongous tent. It looks like, well, you know what it looks like.

I don't want Conie to be put off by this so I'm considering changing into my leather pants. Yeah, that's what I'll do.

I'm so excited.

Wish me luck!

Only if they are red leather. Otherwise, hide it in a kilt.

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It was not cool...

Not cool at all

Conie:::::

tHank you for meeting me at Friendly's and for paying the bill when I realized I left my wallet in my other pants.

Let me be blunt here, conie, OK, if you don't mind me doing so.

I'm crazy, Conie, crazy about you and those very very small boobs I was unable to locate when we were making out in the parking lot.

I'm hoping you feel the same way about me, Conie.

Perhaps her boobs were somewhere around where her penis is?

ProVallone Wrote:
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> Perhaps her boobs were somewhere around where her
> penis is?

I'm not sure what you're trying to insinuate, ProVallone, but I think you're questioning my girl's femininity. Just because I was unable to locate her boobs doesn't mean they're not there. I'm not an experienced boob locator so it's a distinct possibility that I was groping around in the wrong location(s).

APPALLED eesh Wrote:
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> I'm not sure what you're trying to insinuate,
> ProVallone, but I think you're questioning my
> girl's femininity. Just because I was unable to
> locate her boobs doesn't mean they're not there.
> I'm not an experienced boob locator so it's a
> distinct possibility that I was groping around in
> the wrong location(s).

Well, that's what you get when you try making out in the back seat of a Yugo.