I did not know him.
But from what I have heard making thousands of people late for work were not his intentions.

Oh well.

R.I.P.

You will be missed.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/local/virginia/2011/02/squirrel-meets-transformer-and-vienna-goes-dark

Did it suffer? Was it an instant death?

Squirrel Ramirez Hernandez was like a brother to me. Me and the rest of the Rodent 413 gang is gonna miss him. Tonight, we party with Shclitz malt liquor, smoke some crack and eat walnuts in yo honor. Peace out.

I will keep the Squirrel and his family in my preyers.

If n e body on hear talk shit me and my krew will fuk yo azz up rest in piece my homie!

wow

Was he from Westfield?

keep his name out yo mouf

He'll be worm food soon.

all of you are making judgement on someone you didnt know. if he had problems so be it, but it doesnt mean he deserved to die such a brutal death. he was a son, a brother and a friend and does not deserve to be trashed like this. have some respect for the life lost. it makes me sick that you can talk trash about the squirrel that was murdered but nothing is said about the electric company that killed him.

You guys are absolutely absurd. It shouldn't matter what you think of him. If it's negative then fine, leave it be. Take a step back.. Right now there's a grieving mother going to bed and having to stomach this, there is a boy who just lost his brother, probably a girl who just lost her first love... It shouldn't matter if you like him or not, have enough respect for his family and friends to leave it alone... You people are sick to get in the middle of his friends and relatives who are so saddened by this loss and try to say anything negative. Would you want your mother reading this kind of mess not even a day after losing you. I don't care of you think he was the scum of the earth, keep your opinions to yourself of that's how you feel. He wasn't even a real adult yet, this community just lost a young man, who was still mostly a child and he was dear to many that he knew... Children fuck up sometimes, that's life, deal with it, stomach it and move on... The main focus at this point should be holding those who did this responsible for their actions and ensuring that this amount of hurt and loss in not inflicted on anyone else. Not whether or not you liked him.. No eighteen year old is perfect, especially in today's world and no eighteen year old deserves to lose their life because someone got mad... You people disgust me.. Nova has turned into utter trash lately, have some decency and respect for this boys family, and hope and pray to god that this same thing does not occur to you or your loved one.

plz respect the fact that skwerl hd a family he was so young n didnt deserve what happen 2 him weather or not he was a bad kid. noone appreciates the rude comments if u dnt like him all well dnt say hurtful things(that his friends and family, people that cared about him can read!!!!) about him only b/c hes dead b/c it jst means u werent a real man and cudnt say it2 his face. plz keep it 2 urselfs......ths is a very serious thing and it jst shows that we as a communyity need 2 stop all the bs drama thats gettn aminals murdered iTs gettn bad and theres no reason 4 it!!!!! skwerl u and ur family r n my prayers even tho i didnt really kno u tat well u seemed like a chill dude!!! aminals will always love, care, and miss u!!!! RIP SKWERL.

All he ever wanted was gonads and strife. R.I.P. Little buddy.

This is shocking news!

Me and S-nut used to run the streets together, hit up the local bird feeders, knocked over a few trash cans, but he was not a bad person. Just liked to keep us entertained, you know? I'm gonna miss my mammalian boyfriend...he really loved me even though I was black and could fly and he could not....

I'm setting up a nut trust fund for all 37 of his kids including the 8 we had (he got around but it was ok he loved me, brought me home , any contributions welcome, 11 of them have to go to Oak College this winter...so whatever you can do in his honor will be appreciated.

WHS Wrote:
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> Was he from Westfield?

Wut da fukk do Westfiled have ta do wit dis u fukkin faggot? U shut da fukk up u did knot kno da skwerl so shut yo fukkin mouf u fukkin bitch!!!!!!

" Squirrel ","Gray ","A","020"," 8708","Nutley ","LN","Vienna ","VA","01/10/2005","TAMPERING\BIRDFEEDER "
" Squirrel ","Gray ","A","022"," 8708","Nutley ","LN","Vienna ","VA","06/18/2007","DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE "
" Squirrel ","Gray ","A","024"," 6700","Maple Tree ","DR","Vienna ","VA","06/10/2009","PAROLE,PROB SUPERVISION VIOL "
" Squirrel ","Gray ","A","024"," 6700","Maple Tree ","DR","Vienna ","VA","12/31/2008","ASSAULT\SIMPLE SQUREL "
" Squirrel ","Gray ","B","029"," 1","Pine ","ST","Vienna ","VA","01/11/2006","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
" Squirrel ","Gray ","B","032"," 2541","Pine ","TE","Vienna ","VA","06/12/2009","FAILURE TO CROSS AT CROSSWALK "
Squirrel Gray A 25 01/06/2011 5-1-1 DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE 6700 METROPOLITAN CENTER DR SFLD, Vienna, VA 22150
Squirrel Gray ALEXANDER 24 07/15/2010 5-1-1 DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE 6700 METROPOLITAN CENTER DR SFLD, 207, Vienna, VA 22150

I knew Squirrel his real name was Dan worsley though, his eyes weren't the same color and he was deep into drugs. He found god, is married and has a kid now. True Story

NOT TRUE. HE IS ALIVE!

I just checked his facebook page and this a cruel joke someone is playing. He's doing fine and his foursqaure update said "Just checked in at Newman's Birdfeeder"

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this web site! thanks to you all!

Here's the last known photograph of the culprit:

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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I heard it was a suicide
Attachments:

Please return the cute creature to my house. I will pay good money. I have raised him to be plump and fat to feed at my restaurant.

Reward on demand.

Omar

Rest In Peace.

:(

SadTIbbyTyrone Wrote:
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> All he ever wanted was gonads and strife. R.I.P.
> Little buddy.


And a WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!




rent in peace squirrel (you made me late for work you little bastard)

this is exactly why i love ffx underground.

we take all of our knowledge gained from deaths of westfield student threads and we apply it to a funny situation.

please hug me.

this is why Wrote:
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> this is exactly why i love ffx underground.
>
> we take all of our knowledge gained from deaths of
> westfield student threads and we apply it to a
> funny situation.
>
> please hug me.


Don't forget government workers and teenage girls

I heard he committed suicide becuase of the FCPS zero tolerance policy. One strike and you're out for birdfeeder tampering. Its outrageous, really. I mean, why didn't you try to teach him first that birdfeeders are off limits

This:



is similar to what I saw outside a College Park house I was living in.

Record Wrote:
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> " Squirrel ","Gray ","A","020"," 8708","Nutley
> ","LN","Vienna
> ","VA","01/10/2005","TAMPERING\BIRDFEEDER "
> " Squirrel ","Gray ","A","022"," 8708","Nutley
> ","LN","Vienna ","VA","06/18/2007","DRUNK IN
> PUBLIC OR PROFANE "
> " Squirrel ","Gray ","A","024"," 6700","Maple Tree
> ","DR","Vienna ","VA","06/10/2009","PAROLE,PROB
> SUPERVISION VIOL "
> " Squirrel ","Gray ","A","024"," 6700","Maple Tree
> ","DR","Vienna ","VA","12/31/2008","ASSAULT\SIMPLE
> SQUREL "
> " Squirrel ","Gray ","B","029"," 1","Pine
> ","ST","Vienna ","VA","01/11/2006","FAIL OBEY HWY
> SIGN "
> " Squirrel ","Gray ","B","032"," 2541","Pine
> ","TE","Vienna ","VA","06/12/2009","FAILURE TO
> CROSS AT CROSSWALK "
> Squirrel Gray A 25 01/06/2011 5-1-1 DRUNK IN
> PUBLIC OR PROFANE 6700 METROPOLITAN CENTER DR
> SFLD, Vienna, VA 22150
> Squirrel Gray ALEXANDER 24 07/15/2010 5-1-1 DRUNK
> IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE 6700 METROPOLITAN CENTER DR
> SFLD, 207, Vienna, VA 22150


LOL!

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

Da skwerl ded?

Ben Sarley and the Squirrel, 2-getha 4-eva!!

Squirrel's friend Wrote:
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> I don't understand why most of these posts on this
> site are screaming hateful words at each other,
> when this whole site is supposed to post our
> sorrows and respect for squirerels family and friends.


Who said this is a memorial site for the squirrel? If it is I must not have gotten that email.

> Please respect him, and everyone who was close to
> him. Shouting insults and words of DISRESPECT for
> Mr. Yost and the school board isn't for this site.
> Take it somewhere else...

When did you become in charge? I must not have gotten that email either.
>
> Squirrel was such a gentle giant, he'd always go out
> of his way to give people hugs in school.

Everyone knows Squirrels aren't allowed in schools

> I
> remember we were in the library and Squirrel would
> come up to me and my friends and hug every single
> one of us. Even my friends who didn't know him
> that well. That's how I will remember him for the
> rest of my life.


You will remember him as a pervy squirrel?

> A caring squirel. Rest in peace
> my friend :( until then

He is partying now with so many Westfield students.

The cops cud of saved him and they didnt do nothing, just because he fight them that time. Why it take them so long to get him down? Just because he a squirrel. Vienna cops is prejudice.

Was squirrel in this country legally?

Did he have sisters with big tits who are REALLY into stretching?

My wife has strict written orders.At the moment of my death, she is to start a memorial thread on Fairfax Underground.

How can birds sit on electrical wires and not get electrocuted? asks Jonathan Sanchez, a student in Lynbrook, NY.

High above the ground, electrical and telephone poles and their connecting wires must seem made for birds, like artificial trees with limbs that stretch on forever. Sometimes a hundred birds will be stretched out along a wire, in a kind of high-tension convention.

How come a bird on a wire doesn't get shocked? When the bird perches on a live wire, her body becomes charged--for the moment, it's at the same voltage as the wire. But no current flows into her body. A body is a poor conductor compared to copper wire, so there's no reason for electrons to take a detour through the bird. More importantly, electrons current flow from a region of high voltage to one of low voltage. The drifting current, in effect, ignores the bird.

But if a bird (or a power line worker) accidentally touches an electrical "ground" while in contact with the high-voltage wire, she completes an electrical circuit. A ground is a region of approximately zero voltage. The earth, and anything touching it that can conduct current, is the ground.

Like water flowing over a dam into a river, current surges through the bird (or person's) body on its way into the ground. Severe injury or death by electrocution is the result.

That's why a squirrel can run across an electrical line, but sadly die when its foot makes contact with the (grounded) transformer on the pole at wire's end.

It's also why drivers and passengers are warned to stay inside the car if it runs into a downed power line. Touching the ground with your foot would complete the circuit: Electrons would flow from the wire, into the car, and through you on their way into the earth. (Inside the car you are usually protected by the car's four rubber tires, which act as insulators between car and ground.)

Likewise, birds can get in trouble with power lines if wing or wrist bones--or wet feathers--connect bare wires and grounds.

Raptors (birds of prey) are especially likely to be killed by power lines, particularly in the western U.S. In wide-open plains and deserts, power poles are often the only high perches available for hunters like Bald and Golden eagles and Great Horned owls, who survey the landscape for prey and take off into rising wind currents.

Such large birds can easily contact two wires or a wire and a transformer with their great wingspread. And raptors can easily brush against a live wire while settling onto a (grounded) pole-top. Thousands are killed by power lines each year.

How to protect big birds? Power lines can be made less dangerous by widening the gap between conducting and ground wires, insulating wires and metal parts, and moving wires farther away from pole tops. And guards can be built around favorite raptor perches.

While this may be true for electrical currents, cell towers are different.

Birds sit on cell towers because the antenae is warm. After a while, they just fall down dead. At least it was like like when the towers tranmitted analog.

Dead squirrel? DINNER TIME! YUM!
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Squirrel Causes Major Power Outage In Northern Virginia: MyFoxDC.com

Peter Venkman Wrote:
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> How can birds sit on electrical wires and not get
> electrocuted? asks Jonathan Sanchez, a student in
> Lynbrook, NY.
>
> High above the ground, electrical and telephone
> poles and their connecting wires must seem made
> for birds, like artificial trees with limbs that
> stretch on forever. Sometimes a hundred birds will
> be stretched out along a wire, in a kind of
> high-tension convention.
>
> How come a bird on a wire doesn't get shocked?
> When the bird perches on a live wire, her body
> becomes charged--for the moment, it's at the same
> voltage as the wire. But no current flows into her
> body. A body is a poor conductor compared to
> copper wire, so there's no reason for electrons to
> take a detour through the bird. More importantly,
> electrons current flow from a region of high
> voltage to one of low voltage. The drifting
> current, in effect, ignores the bird.
>
> But if a bird (or a power line worker)
> accidentally touches an electrical "ground" while
> in contact with the high-voltage wire, she
> completes an electrical circuit. A ground is a
> region of approximately zero voltage. The earth,
> and anything touching it that can conduct current,
> is the ground.
>
> Like water flowing over a dam into a river,
> current surges through the bird (or person's) body
> on its way into the ground. Severe injury or death
> by electrocution is the result.
>
> That's why a squirrel can run across an electrical
> line, but sadly die when its foot makes contact
> with the (grounded) transformer on the pole at
> wire's end.
>
> It's also why drivers and passengers are warned to
> stay inside the car if it runs into a downed power
> line. Touching the ground with your foot would
> complete the circuit: Electrons would flow from
> the wire, into the car, and through you on their
> way into the earth. (Inside the car you are
> usually protected by the car's four rubber tires,
> which act as insulators between car and ground.)
>
> Likewise, birds can get in trouble with power
> lines if wing or wrist bones--or wet
> feathers--connect bare wires and grounds.
>
> Raptors (birds of prey) are especially likely to
> be killed by power lines, particularly in the
> western U.S. In wide-open plains and deserts,
> power poles are often the only high perches
> available for hunters like Bald and Golden eagles
> and Great Horned owls, who survey the landscape
> for prey and take off into rising wind currents.
>
> Such large birds can easily contact two wires or a
> wire and a transformer with their great
> wingspread. And raptors can easily brush against a
> live wire while settling onto a (grounded)
> pole-top. Thousands are killed by power lines each
> year.
>
> How to protect big birds? Power lines can be made
> less dangerous by widening the gap between
> conducting and ground wires, insulating wires and
> metal parts, and moving wires farther away from
> pole tops. And guards can be built around favorite
> raptor perches.

Thanks for that, I learned something new.

And what does squirrel taste like?

the above picture is just gross!

THOSE SQUIRREL SKINS WERE TAKEN OFF WHILE THEY WERE ALIVE.
WE ONLY CHOPPED THE HEADS OFF WHEN THEY WOULDN'T STOP SCREAMING
AND BECAUSE THEY KEPT TRYING TO CRAWL OUT OF THE BOWL.

He was my friend. You are all assholes.

Signed

Bullwinkle J. Moose

Would the administrator of this site PLEASE delete the negative CRAP on this post!!!!!!!!!!!! The parents and the friends of this squirrel don't need to see this crap.

To any of his friends/family contemplating posting on this site or thinking about ranting on about the insensitive comments posted thus far:

Don't bother.

No matter how angry you get reading any of these comments, just don't bother.

It's not worth it, you're not going to change anyone's mind nor get them to apologize for their cheap commentary. They thrive off getting the responses.

This site is like a room full of C-rated Howard Stern wannabe's & racist backwoods hillbilly's trying to figure out the most shocking thing they can say about a squrrel to get some attention.

Let it go, let this thread move on down the list, to the next page and off into the never viewed realms of this board.

I tried to post originally in such a way that it would circumvent some of this unnecessary drivel, but what else can you expect from this site.

You can't argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Godspeed, Squirrel.

VPN God Wrote:
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> Dead squirrel? DINNER TIME! YUM!

Lol! (or...er...sigh...)

That picture is pretty much the last visual image I had of the two squirrels I shot on my last for-no-need hunting trip. Related elsewhere on this site, I went hunting about 45 years ago with my Dear Ol' Dad - while he went off somewhere to sit and smoke a cigarette I actually went hunting and managed to shoot two squirrels with a single shot 410 gauge shotgun, frantically reloading in between shots so I could get the 2nd of the pair.

While riding home in the car I looked at the two squirrels there next to me on the car seat and asked myself "Why did you do that?". Then...and still now...I couldn't come up with a good answer - none at all. I had no need to kill those squirrels - I did it for "sport' (though we did indeed eat them later).

Kill for NECESSARY food? I have no problem with that at all.

But I haven't been hunting since.

No need.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Where did some of you find those pics?