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Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition | *HOAX*
Posted by: Close friend ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:42PM

And this time its Noah Ramos
I am talking to his mother on the phone now as I'm typing this, he was hit by a car while he was walking from Harris Teeter (Herndon) with some groceries.
Noah is a close friend of mine, he was weird as fuck but he was a good friend.

His mother says that he's in critical condition at Reston Hospital right now and she's very hysterical.
She thinks Noah might be dead because she hasn't heard from the doctors in some time now, but lets hope for the best.
Lets all pray for him please

Noah, I hope you are ok!
Please be ok...

edit by Cary: This is a confirmed hoax, added *HOAX* to the subject line and moving thread to off-topic.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2011 06:44PM by Cary.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Punkroque ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:46PM

Why people post these stories on this board is beyond me. The flaming will start post haste.

Oh well. Sorry to hear about your friend.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: BrandonVA ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:50PM

Maybe somebody should tell her that the hospital will let the mother inside.

P.S. How are the groceries? Any damage to them?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Grevis ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:53PM

http://www.facebook.com/#!/boricua.king

There's the facebook page. Hopefully he'll be okay, this isn't the typical Westfield death where it's caused by thoughtlessness.

Then again, if he wasn't crossing at a cross walk...

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Close friend ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:55PM

Thank you...

UPDATE:
The doctors say that Noah has massive internal bleeding and hemorrhaging in his brain and in other places.
He's not expected to survive...

I will start praying a lot now... I didn't believe in a god before but I have to try something...

Noah has a girlfriend named Ashley Sanchez, I don't have her contact info, will anybody that knows her please tell her or facebook her?
I think she may want to know this...

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Fhotos ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:55PM

Screw the groceries! Do you know how much it costs to have body work done on a car these days!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:57PM

My bet is that the driver of the car was a Republican and that he was following Sara Palin and Sharron Angle's advice about jaywalkers.

I fully expect that there will be a resolution introduced in the House of Representatives by Friday which makes the ownership of a car illegal in the United States.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Close friend ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:00PM

Update on the driver of the car, since you guys seem to care so much...

The driver was not found at the scene apparently, it was a hit and run.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: grevis ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:01PM

Close friend Wrote:
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> Thank you...
>
> UPDATE:
> The doctors say that Noah has massive internal
> bleeding and hemorrhaging in his brain and in
> other places.
> He's not expected to survive...
>
> I will start praying a lot now... I didn't believe
> in a god before but I have to try something...
>
> Noah has a girlfriend named Ashley Sanchez, I
> don't have her contact info, will anybody that
> knows her please tell her or facebook her?
> I think she may want to know this...


This is a set up, you message her http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1196442862 bum.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Fhotos ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:01PM

Is Ashley Sanchez hot?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: whs08 ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:03PM

Close friend Wrote:
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> Update on the driver of the car, since you guys
> seem to care so much...
>
> The driver was not found at the scene apparently,
> it was a hit and run.


The driver probably didn't see with all that snow coming down.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Close friend ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:07PM

Just messaged Ashley about Noah...

I hope she will be ok...

Noah was jay walking to get home, he lives across the street from Harris teeter in some condos.

He jay walks all the time, he even joked around saying it was a hispanic thing!
Goddamn it Noah...

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: BrandonVA ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:08PM

Is Ashley hot? If she is, I can be of some assistance.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Fhotos ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:09PM

Close friend Wrote:
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> Update on the driver of the car, since you guys
> seem to care so much...
>
> The driver was not found at the scene apparently,
> it was a hit and run.

Right... So the car just drove away in the middle of the day on Fairfax streets near a shopping mall? Nobody noticed the damage to the car in broad day light?

Bullshit!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Close friend ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:18PM

I just updated my status on Facebook about Noahs condition but I'm not friends with all of Noahs friends, can anyone help me notify the rest of his friends?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Close friend ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:27PM

FriendinNeed Wrote:
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> Close friend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just updated my status on Facebook about
> Noahs
> > condition but I'm not friends with all of Noahs
> > friends, can anyone help me notify the rest of
> his
> > friends?
>
>
> Sure. Post some pictures of Ashley's tits and
> pussy and I'll personally go and inform Noah's
> friends. In fact, send Ashley over for a quickie,
> and I'll send hand-written notes!
>
> Deal?

Implying I had anything like that.
I ignore trolls in general but thats such a dick move, the guy might be dead in a few hours and you say shit like that.
I hope you die in a fucking car fire you prick

UPDATE:
Noah is being rushed into surgery again.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Blam ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:47PM

You will soon become "close friends" with worms.. by association.

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DAMN!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: anon ()
Date: January 11, 2011 05:52PM

Noah i didnt know u too much
all i knew is that u were a creeper i have known for almost 3 years...
i remember when u walked around the school in the kilt and u said this is what real men do
i thought you were a real creeper, and im so sorry i called you that
school just wouldn't be the same with out u please be ok

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: January 11, 2011 06:16PM

So his mother said "can you do me a favor; make sure Fairfax Underground is aware of this incident. Can you do that for me, pronto?"

We need more mothers like that.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Close friend ()
Date: January 11, 2011 06:20PM

Noah was pronounced dead 5 minutes ago...

God rest his soul...

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 11, 2011 06:21PM

Maybe I missed something but if he lives in Herndon shouldn't he go to HHS???

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: -FAIRFAX COUNTYS MASTER OF METAL- ()
Date: January 11, 2011 06:21PM

Close friend Wrote:
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> I just updated my status on Facebook about Noahs
> condition but I'm not friends with all of Noahs
> friends, can anyone help me notify the rest of his
> friends?

Facebook friends are not real friends you dumb fuck.

My sister once had over 5,000 friends on Myspace and she only really knew about 20 of them.

You stupid fuck.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: anonn ()
Date: January 11, 2011 06:33PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Maybe I missed something but if he lives in
> Herndon shouldn't he go to HHS???


Due to redistricting 3 years ago, sunrise valley in Herndon as well as dulles center are in Westfields school district

Im gonna miss you noah...
you were awesome man

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: dj ()
Date: January 11, 2011 06:51PM

The guy could drink one hell of a 2 liter of pepsi
ill miss him
ROCK ON NOAH!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: to Noah ()
Date: January 11, 2011 06:56PM

I hope everyone on here posts good thoughts and wishes to the next place that you are playing in. Peace!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: To everyone who cares ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:00PM

We're planning to bring flowers and put them at the flag pole in front of the school in remembrance of him

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:03PM

If there is a Noah, you are no friend.

And why did you post this here. We are all about window tinting and "criminals helpiing criminals" here.

Cary, can you start another forum and call it Dead Westfield Students or Fairfax Underground Kids (get the pun?) so we dont have to listen to this stuff?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/11/2011 07:10PM by Radiophile.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: FriendInNeed ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:05PM

I still want to see Ashley's tits and pussy. Now that Noah's dead, can I call her?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:06PM


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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:07PM

Here you go:


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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: BrandonVA ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:08PM

How about a FFU Ashley memorial gangbang?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: FriendInNeed ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:09PM

BrandonVA Wrote:
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> How about a FFU Ashley memorial gangbang?

Right on, bro! We think alike!!!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: anonn ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:13PM

you guys are dicks, you have no respect for the dead.
She is probably crying her fucking eyes out and all you three idiots can think about is "HOW TO TROLL HS FUCKTARDS CUZ FRIEND DIED LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

You guys make me sick
you give trolls a bad name

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: BrandonVA ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:14PM

She'll be crying because I'm fucking her eyes out.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: anonn ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:16PM

I don't see how thats a problem because you're a fucking homo
you jelly homo fag?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Noah ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:25PM

Uhm hi, what the fuck is this shit?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: BrandonVA ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:32PM

What is a jelly homo fag? I'm sorry but I don't understand your subcultures slang terms.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: RZ ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:45PM

He's not dead you dumb fucks.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: FriendInNeed ()
Date: January 11, 2011 08:29PM

Noah Wrote:
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> Uhm hi, what the fuck is this shit?

Yo Noah!

Thank god, you aren't dead! Anyway, BrandonVA and I would love to fuck your girlfriend, Ashley. Can you arrange for that by putting your god-given life to good use? Do let her know that if she's into DP, I'll have to be up her cunt; just can't get myself to ass-fuck!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: tacgnol ()
Date: January 11, 2011 09:04PM

DAMMIT MOHAMAD IBRIHIM, STOP TELLING YOUR FUCKING LIES AND GTFO THE INTERWEBZ
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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Noah ()
Date: January 11, 2011 09:09PM

FriendInNeed Wrote:
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> Noah Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Uhm hi, what the fuck is this shit?
>
> Yo Noah!
>
> Thank god, you aren't dead! Anyway, BrandonVA and
> I would love to fuck your girlfriend, Ashley. Can
> you arrange for that by putting your god-given
> life to good use? Do let her know that if she's
> into DP, I'll have to be up her cunt; just can't
> get myself to ass-fuck!


Try me ass hole.
You can't live too far.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: boobieboobie ()
Date: January 11, 2011 09:34PM

checked the IP of this kid... apparently Noah is the one who started this thread..?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: WHS ()
Date: January 11, 2011 09:55PM

hey...you 14 year old asian trolls, who don't get action anyway and probably were abused by your uncle, hop off the opium and get a life! this shit you say..no one cares, and you can try to fry me, go ahead! bring the heat, because no one cares, and no one ever will. Your post's don't offend anyone, you can only talk a big game, if your a real man you use your fist's.

btw...Noah glad your alright man! Walk it off and find the fucker who posted this on here

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Oops ()
Date: January 11, 2011 10:28PM

You dropped something.
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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Blam ()
Date: January 12, 2011 12:50AM

Don't you Westfield kids have drugs to do, or have other various means of death to occur? The worms are eager for your arrival.



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DAMN!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Messiah ()
Date: January 12, 2011 06:19PM

Do you idiots think joking about death is funny? Westfield has just suffered a terrible loss so don't go spreading false rumors because you dumbasses have nothing better to do in life. And stop trashing Westfield, half of you probably have never even been there and are creating a mental image of the school based on the shit you bastards have read on here. Go get a job, a girlfriend, or a BJ and stop with the shit on here

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 12, 2011 07:05PM

Yeah, I'm really believing this. You call Noah a "Friend", but then you label him "Weird as fuck". Wow, some friend you are!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: A Knee Grow Jew ()
Date: January 12, 2011 09:18PM

Hey nice protein shakes you got there, you get those from the store where they sell male dildo's and adam lambert sex doll's? cuz its kinda looking like that for you lol

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Nona ()
Date: January 12, 2011 09:51PM

The police haven't sent out anything about the fatal pedestrian crash, nor have they sent out a release asking for the public's help looking for the car/suspect in this ... I question whether or not it's even real.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Yo Name ()
Date: January 12, 2011 10:57PM

-FAIRFAX COUNTYS MASTER OF METAL- Wrote:
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> Close friend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just updated my status on Facebook about
> Noahs
> > condition but I'm not friends with all of Noahs
> > friends, can anyone help me notify the rest of
> his
> > friends?
>
> Facebook friends are not real friends you dumb
> fuck.
>
> My sister once had over 5,000 friends on Myspace
> and she only really knew about 20 of them.
>
> You stupid fuck.
>
>


so you are saying your sister takes the dick? if my math is correct she didnt know 4,980 of them? you are fucking gay and stupid, this thread is not meant for you. go fucking suck a dick you lazy shithead, i hate having to read your FUCKING STUPID ass posts and repost something about it. DAMMIT YOUR STUPID

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: mc REN ice cube and Eazy muthaphukin E ()
Date: January 12, 2011 10:59PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Yeah, I'm really believing this. You call Noah a
> "Friend", but then you label him "Weird as fuck".
> Wow, some friend you are!


HAHA iwas JUST about to write this. What a dick whoever the friend is

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Whatsisname ()
Date: January 13, 2011 12:53AM

Just to clarify, this whole discussion is based on a lie. Noah is very much alive and there was no accident. I should know, I am a close friend of Noah's. Someone got tired of jacking off and decided to waste their time spreading rumors on here.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: FriendInNeed ()
Date: January 13, 2011 06:25AM

Whatsisname Wrote:
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> Just to clarify, this whole discussion is based on
> a lie. Noah is very much alive and there was no
> accident. I should know, I am a close friend of
> Noah's. Someone got tired of jacking off and
> decided to waste their time spreading rumors on
> here.

Of course, we all knew that, but thanks for your post. Could you confirm the following as well?

1. Is Ashley still Noah's girlfriend?
2. Does she have firm, perky tits and a tight cunt?
3. Is she available for a fuck?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Whatsisname ()
Date: January 13, 2011 02:52PM

1. Yes, she is.
2. Ask Noah and see his reaction (and lose your manhood as well)
3. No and will never be for such a sad retarded asshole like yourself. Go take it up the butt like you usually do.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Noah ()
Date: January 13, 2011 07:24PM

Listen, you assholes, stop posting stuff about my girlfriend Ashley! If her Dad finds out, he'll think I had something to do with this thread and will pistol-whip my arse.

Please end this thread.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Blam ()
Date: January 13, 2011 11:20PM

Ashley is a harlot, she loves to show her shoulder and ankle to all the young chaps at the saw mill.


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DAMN!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: Ashley ()
Date: January 13, 2011 11:25PM

FriendInNeed Wrote:
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> Whatsisname Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just to clarify, this whole discussion is based
> on
> > a lie. Noah is very much alive and there was no
> > accident. I should know, I am a close friend of
> > Noah's. Someone got tired of jacking off and
> > decided to waste their time spreading rumors on
> > here.
>
> Of course, we all knew that, but thanks for your
> post. Could you confirm the following as well?
>
> 1. Is Ashley still Noah's girlfriend?
> 2. Does she have firm, perky tits and a tight
> cunt?
> 3. Is she available for a fuck?

Ashley, here, and I'm here to answer your questions.
1. Yes, but he can be a douche bag at times. Actually, most of the times.
2. Not perky, but definitely firm and big enough. They are 30 BB. I will not answer the next question.
3. No. I don't do losers. Especially the ones on public forums. But the craziest thing I've ever done is allowing Marvin to finger me during Algebra. I still don't know how he knew I wasn't wearing my panties that day!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: ILoveU ()
Date: January 14, 2011 09:37AM

Ashley, just based, on your response above, I think I am falling in love with you.

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: BrandonVA ()
Date: January 15, 2011 12:04AM

Spics keeping it classy!

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: OneMoreJose ()
Date: January 15, 2011 01:19PM

BrandonVA Wrote:
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> Spics keeping it classy!

You bet! And you think you are blue blood just because you've got smelly, brown shit coming out of your tanned ass, you white fuck-face?! Now, that's another classy astute observation, wouldn't you agree?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: BrandonVA ()
Date: January 15, 2011 06:32PM

So you're saying that brown people don't have shit coming out of their ass? Even animals shit, so are you saying that beaners are lower than animals?

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Re: Another Westfield High School student in Critical Condition
Posted by: OneMoreJose ()
Date: January 15, 2011 06:43PM

BrandonVA Wrote:
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> So you're saying that brown people don't have shit
> coming out of their ass? Even animals shit, so are
> you saying that beaners are lower than animals?

Gawd, you are not only a fucked-up racist, you are also a constipated idiot! This quote was made just for you: "Don't confuse him with facts; his mind is already made up!"

Anyway, don't bother replying since clearly it's a strain on your pint-sized brain! You can return to your trailer and shove your diseased prick up your mother's gonorrhea-infected pussy as your unemployed father is sodomizing your 14-yr old pregnant sister.

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