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We already had ZEBRAMAN back in the day.
Where in the hell were you at?
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
SearchingNow
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Date: January 10, 2011 07:43PM
I mean there's a lot of VIPs, a lot of crime, and stuff.
Why are there no superheroes in DC? Or how about NOVA?
Why are there no superheroes in DC? Or how about NOVA?
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
T2T
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Date: January 10, 2011 07:48PM
There is. Lynda Carter (Super Woman) lives in Potomac, MD.
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
FAIRFAX COUNTYZ MASTER OF METAL
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Date: January 10, 2011 07:51PM
We already had ZEBRAMAN back in the day.
Where in the hell were you at?
Leopard prints
Posted by:
Les
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Date: January 10, 2011 08:14PM
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
DCMarvel
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Date: January 11, 2011 07:38AM
Did you forget about BoobyBabe and CuntESS? They saved the city last winter from the evil drunken gangs! BoobyBabe was the one whose 38FF funbags were hanging out of her suit...she swung them wildly and knocked the criminals out! CuntESS, on the other hand, squirted and drowned the mean ones!
Where have you been? Doesn't anybody have pictures of BoobyBabe and CuntESS?
Where have you been? Doesn't anybody have pictures of BoobyBabe and CuntESS?
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: January 11, 2011 10:07AM
FAIRFAX COUNTYZ MASTER OF METAL Wrote:
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> We already had ZEBRAMAN back in the day.
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> Where in the hell were you at?
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ZEBRAMAN was ahead of his time, but Steel Panther said it better...
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> We already had ZEBRAMAN back in the day.
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> Where in the hell were you at?
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>
ZEBRAMAN was ahead of his time, but Steel Panther said it better...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: January 11, 2011 10:12AM
SearchingNow Wrote:
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> I mean there's a lot of VIPs, a lot of crime, and
> stuff.
>
> Why are there no superheroes in DC? Or how about
> NOVA?
It would have to be something politically correct and completely non-offensive for the DC area. I'm thinking Captain Planet.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> I mean there's a lot of VIPs, a lot of crime, and
> stuff.
>
> Why are there no superheroes in DC? Or how about
> NOVA?
It would have to be something politically correct and completely non-offensive for the DC area. I'm thinking Captain Planet.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Dat Dewd
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Date: January 11, 2011 11:36AM
Because of brown people with firearms.
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: January 11, 2011 02:03PM
eesh Wrote:
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> It would have to be something politically correct
> and completely non-offensive for the DC area. I'm
> thinking Captain Planet.
It would be Congress Man! A white male who's a lawmaker by day, and the vigilante terror of everywhere but South East DC at night. Of course, he only works a couple months out of the year, and never really makes things any better, but he still inexplicably has public support.
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> It would have to be something politically correct
> and completely non-offensive for the DC area. I'm
> thinking Captain Planet.
It would be Congress Man! A white male who's a lawmaker by day, and the vigilante terror of everywhere but South East DC at night. Of course, he only works a couple months out of the year, and never really makes things any better, but he still inexplicably has public support.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
BrandonVA
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Date: January 11, 2011 02:07PM
How about a team of Laurence Powell, Stacey Koon, Timothy Wind, and Theodore Briseno? At night they beat the shit out of black perps with their batons of justice.
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
6X
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Date: January 11, 2011 03:01PM
We have superhero trolls right here on FFXU. They solve all the world problems one post @ a time.
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Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
FatFitFoe
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Date: January 11, 2011 05:09PM
DCMarvel Wrote:
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> Did you forget about BoobyBabe and CuntESS? They
> saved the city last winter from the evil drunken
> gangs! BoobyBabe was the one whose 38FF funbags
> were hanging out of her suit...she swung them
> wildly and knocked the criminals out! CuntESS, on
> the other hand, squirted and drowned the mean
> ones!
>
> Where have you been? Doesn't anybody have pictures
> of BoobyBabe and CuntESS?
I am new to this area so I wanted to know whether you are serious... ...
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> Did you forget about BoobyBabe and CuntESS? They
> saved the city last winter from the evil drunken
> gangs! BoobyBabe was the one whose 38FF funbags
> were hanging out of her suit...she swung them
> wildly and knocked the criminals out! CuntESS, on
> the other hand, squirted and drowned the mean
> ones!
>
> Where have you been? Doesn't anybody have pictures
> of BoobyBabe and CuntESS?
I am new to this area so I wanted to know whether you are serious... ...
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: January 12, 2011 10:57AM
no love?
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Yabels
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Date: January 12, 2011 11:24AM
I think we're good on superheroes in DC...
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Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: January 12, 2011 11:31AM
is that a fist-bump!?!?
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: January 13, 2011 01:05AM
I think the D.C. Spiderman is Chris Matthews, with his spidey senses tingling and what not.
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Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Drrty
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Date: January 13, 2011 02:44AM
eesh Wrote:
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> It would have to be something politically correct
> and completely non-offensive for the DC area. I'm
> thinking Captain Planet.
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>
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But he's too green! You'd need...Captain Planet if Global Warming is real which it might not be. I like to call him CPIGWIRWIMNB Sounds foreign. We like foreign!
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> It would have to be something politically correct
> and completely non-offensive for the DC area. I'm
> thinking Captain Planet.
>
>
>
>
But he's too green! You'd need...Captain Planet if Global Warming is real which it might not be. I like to call him CPIGWIRWIMNB Sounds foreign. We like foreign!
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
fuzzymunkey
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Date: January 13, 2011 07:42AM
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: January 13, 2011 12:05PM
fuzzymunkey Wrote:
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> Check out these douche bags.
>
> http://www.supersquad.org/
AWESOME.
RIP Silverstreak.
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> Check out these douche bags.
>
> http://www.supersquad.org/
AWESOME.
RIP Silverstreak.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Doesn't Matter
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Date: January 13, 2011 12:29PM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> no love?
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LOL. I love that picture. It sums up what he thinks of himself. On a separate note, I still don't get your signature or whatever it's called. Why don't you consider them terrorists? It's because they didn't have beards isn't it... racist! lol.
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> no love?
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LOL. I love that picture. It sums up what he thinks of himself. On a separate note, I still don't get your signature or whatever it's called. Why don't you consider them terrorists? It's because they didn't have beards isn't it... racist! lol.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/13/2011 12:29PM by Doesn't Matter.
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: January 13, 2011 01:05PM
fuzzymunkey Wrote:
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> Check out these douche bags.
>
> http://www.supersquad.org/
The Super Squad has been around since 2006. How the fuck did we miss that for so long?
And, can FFXU become a league of super villains to them???
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> Check out these douche bags.
>
> http://www.supersquad.org/
The Super Squad has been around since 2006. How the fuck did we miss that for so long?
And, can FFXU become a league of super villains to them???
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Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: January 13, 2011 01:15PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> And, can FFXU become a league of super villains to
> them???
We have "The Fist" and (allegedly) a psychotic guy with multiple personalities. It's a good start. It would be awesome to be someone's arch nemesis.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> And, can FFXU become a league of super villains to
> them???
We have "The Fist" and (allegedly) a psychotic guy with multiple personalities. It's a good start. It would be awesome to be someone's arch nemesis.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Drrty
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Date: January 13, 2011 01:26PM
Id be down to make a super villian league. Lets do it!
Re: Why no superheroes in the DC Metro area?
Posted by:
Hunter0108
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Date: January 13, 2011 06:31PM
i always considered Ken Cuccinelli somewhat of a superhero