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Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2010 03:33PM


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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: lullabi ()
Date: December 13, 2010 03:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> http://www1.nbc33tv.com/news/nbc33-see-it-shoot-it
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Who the fuck let eesh out of his cage?

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 13, 2010 05:11PM

Looks like a poodle.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: December 13, 2010 05:20PM

Wow the weather lady wanted to move right into her little weather report there, didn't she?

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 13, 2010 05:30PM

The full picture is pretty freaky looking
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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Date: December 13, 2010 05:39PM

Hey that's Johnny !

























FAKE !

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Date: December 13, 2010 05:47PM

See how clear the leaves are on the tree and how grainy the monster image is?

Also, Harry was right, cover the bottom half of the image up and it looks like the head of a poodle with two huge balls of fur on either side of the head.

Lastly a still photo was provided instead of the original video.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:03PM

Full video or GTFO.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Who cares? ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:04PM

Some monster! look at that skinny piece of shit. I'd like to kick the shit out of that emaciated douchebag. Fail monster

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:06PM

Who cares? Wrote:
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> Some monster! look at that skinny piece of shit.
> I'd like to kick the shit out of that emaciated
> douchebag. Fail monster







It could have claws and fangs you know.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Socrates ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:07PM

I'd like to show that anchor woman the mysterious Virginian one-eyed spitting viper

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:08PM

Kinda looks like the underground "Descent" creatures.
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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:12PM

I have my doubts about the image itself, but I have no doubt that there are many still undiscovered life forms in existence all around our Earth.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:13PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Kinda looks like the underground "Descent"
> creatures.


Good comparison.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 13, 2010 06:16PM

Could be like a chest burster from aliens. You could try to kill it, but be prepared to be sprayed with highly acidic goo.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 13, 2010 10:14PM

My precious.....


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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 13, 2010 10:14PM

Kinda looks like Hillary Clinton.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: December 13, 2010 11:08PM

I suppose it could be a bear with mange.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 13, 2010 11:59PM

It's totally a fucking poodle... I don't understand why no one sees it! OoooOOoOH! It's got little stick arms! It must be a Mutant Demon!! OOOoooooOoO...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:01AM

It's just a hoax that some kids are pranking the news with, I'm sure it will be revealed soon.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:04AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It's totally a fucking poodle... I don't
> understand why no one sees it! OoooOOoOH! It's got
> little stick arms! It must be a Mutant Demon!!
> OOOoooooOoO...


That's a good theory, but how does it explain the length of the bent front-left arm/leg? Also, if you look towards the hindquarters of the subject, the back-right leg appears to be bent at a knee joint, with an extension emanating back from the body. I don't see how a dog could pull-off such a position.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:16AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> That's a good theory, but how does it explain the
> length of the bent front-left arm/leg? Also, if
> you look towards the hindquarters of the subject,
> the back-right leg appears to be bent at a knee
> joint, with an extension emanating back from the
> body. I don't see how a dog could pull-off such a
> position.

HOLY SHIT! LOOKOUT! IT's ANOTHER MUTANT DEMON! THEY MUST BE ASCENDING FROM HELL TO CLAIM OUR SOULS! WHERE'S KIRK CAMERON WHEN YOU NEED HIM!??

Signatures are for fags
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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:19AM

Harry is obviously drunk.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Hairy Poodle ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:21AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry is obviously drunk.


You're obviously retarded.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:21AM

Reminds me of this:


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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:26AM

You mean bazonked....

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry is obviously drunk.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: December 14, 2010 02:48AM

i thought this was "matt damon" in louisiana.
thank the gods for originality.



zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 14, 2010 08:25AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> > That's a good theory, but how does it explain
> the
> > length of the bent front-left arm/leg? Also, if
> > you look towards the hindquarters of the
> subject,
> > the back-right leg appears to be bent at a knee
> > joint, with an extension emanating back from
> the
> > body. I don't see how a dog could pull-off such
> a
> > position.
>
> HOLY SHIT! LOOKOUT! IT's ANOTHER MUTANT DEMON!
> THEY MUST BE ASCENDING FROM HELL TO CLAIM OUR
> SOULS! WHERE'S KIRK CAMERON WHEN YOU NEED HIM!??


LOL, wtf

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 14, 2010 08:26AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry is obviously drunk.


Si senor, one too many Coronas.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:00PM

I want to believe this kind of crazy shit exists, but it looks pretty fake.

1. If the thing's running at the camera... no motion blur?

2. Are its eyes glowing? A cat's eyes will appear to light up like that on a night-vision camera, but not quite that drastically.

3. The thing has no genitalia.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:08PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I want to believe this kind of crazy shit exists,
> but it looks pretty fake.
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> 3. The thing has no genitalia.

There is something about this last observation that I find very, very disturbing.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Date: December 14, 2010 12:20PM

Don't worry ITRADE, it'll still give you a blowjob.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: consolation prize ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:22PM

*Smelly Monster BJ* Wrote:
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> Don't worry ITRADE, it'll still give you a
> blowjob.


and if the monster won't...there's always eesh!

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 14, 2010 12:37PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> There is something about this last observation
> that I find very, very disturbing.

I may need to brush up on my cryptozoology, but last time I checked, hairless mutant demon-animals do not look like Barbie dolls from the waist down.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Date: December 14, 2010 01:15PM

Are you kidding me Mr. MeFisto ?
When I first saw the creature I immediately took notice of it's sexy gap and pondered if it was male or female at which point I decided that it appeared to definitely NOT have male genitalia so I had to come to the conclusion that this was a female monster judging by the obvios fact that it seems to be wearing shoulder pads. Now that you mention it, are those a pair of womens underpants jammed in it's mouth ? Sure looks like it to me.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: monster raping ()
Date: December 14, 2010 01:29PM

*Giant Mutant Genitals* Wrote:
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> Are you kidding me Mr. MeFisto ?
> When I first saw the creature I immediately took
> notice of it's sexy gap and pondered if it was
> male or female at which point I decided that it
> appeared to definitely NOT have male genitalia so
> I had to come to the conclusion that this was a
> female monster


That monsterette better be careful come 4am when drunken Fisto stumbles home!

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: December 14, 2010 01:34PM

monster raping Wrote:
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> That monsterette better be careful come 4am when
> drunken Fisto stumbles home!

+1

Male, female, mutant demon from Louisiana, ol' Mephisto doesn't care when it's 4AM.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2010 04:15PM

It looks like the airplane gremlin from the Twilight Zone movie.



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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: December 14, 2010 04:27PM

The newsanchor is hot! Definitely ass-edible

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 14, 2010 04:33PM

like2eat@theY Wrote:
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> The newsanchor is hot! Definitely ass-edible




Yeah, they had to fly her in from somewhere out of the state, no one from Louisiana sounds that poised or intelligible.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/14/2010 04:33PM by eesh.

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Re: Mutant Demon in Louisiana!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: December 14, 2010 06:38PM

eesh Wrote:
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> like2eat@theY Wrote:
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> > The newsanchor is hot! Definitely ass-edible
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> Yeah, they had to fly her in from somewhere out of
> the state, no one from Louisiana sounds that
> poised or intelligible.

What's up with newscasters never having any regional accents?

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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