Mr. Misery was a quietly brilliant man who, at age 63, died way before his time. As President and CEO of Tuttle Industries, Mr. Misery (Miz, as I endearingly referred to him) was far more than just a revenue stream for me, he was also a deer friend... One of the family.
It is only appropriate that his obituary was written by someone as brilliant as the great man that was Misery.
There will be a Rosary tonight, at 8:00 at Everly. Everyone that knew Miz, would know that he was a deeply religious man. His dying wishes were that Numbers lead the service.
Join us after the service, at the Tuttle Estate, for sushi and alcoholic beverages... This is a BYOP event...
Mr. Misery's metallic legs, as well as his metallic dogs, will be bronzed and erected in the main lobby of the Tuttle Industries Tower. They will serve as a symbol for the way Mr. Misery has influenced each and every one of us.
Fear not, Miz fans, Tuttle Industries is the current owner of all of the intellectual property that Miz has left behind. We have found boxes of doodle books, some novels... including the bone-chilling conclusion to Murder at the Superbowl... even a video and audio journal. We will be releasing the Collector's Box-Set just in time for the holidays. Buy your dad the gift that he's only dreamed about for a price that won't break the bank.
I apologize for any typos or syntax errors in the above release. I was eating a Frito pie as I was typing this...
I am actually still eating the Frito pie..
God Bless.... and Don't Mess...
Signatures are for fags
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/02/2010 06:49PM by Harry Tuttle.
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