Fuck your service
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Fuck your service
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Date: May 25, 2026 02:08PM
Thanks for nothing, you useless welfare queens who suck up a bunch of the federal budget. Glad you changed your name to the War Department, because you sure as shit weren't defending me from anything. Iraq, Iran, Libya, Grenada, Nicaragua, Venezuela, Serbia, Vietnam, Korea....I don't recall any of those posing a threat to me. Shit, the one time 20 Saudis, funded with Saudi money, supported by Saudi intelligence, who occasionally hung out in Pakistan, attacked us, we started wars with two countries (Afghanistan and Iraq) that weren't Saudi Arabia or Pakistan. Even WWI and II I don't remember Germany attacking us. I mean, those dastardly Japs did commit a cowardly sneak attack on our colonially occupied non-state, so I guess there's that. Also, I think the Japs blew up a family taking a picnic with a bomb on a balloon or a bat or some shit, but whatever. I guess you protected us from Spain--no wait, that one was made up. I guess you beat up the Brits after they burned down the White House. So yea, like 1812 was the last time y'all actually earned your keep.
Fuck your service. You're just a bunch of welfare queens getting free meals and boards and that sweet government pension and health care after 20 years. Eat shit, fags.
Imma keep parking in those veteran only spots too. I'm a veteran of the cola wars.