Scientists at Howard University use $2.5 billion grant to fight Vaginal Odor in the African American Community
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Malcolm the Tenth
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Date: April 07, 2026 08:27PM
Researchers at Howard University have developed a method to conquer Vaginal Odor Syndrome in black women.
Although rarely discussed, VOS is the leading culprit in the breakup of relationships in the African American Community. It occurs when Black women become so obese they can no longer wipe their asses from front to back, instead choosing to wipe back to front. Mostly because of their 4” fingernails.
This wiping action brings fecal bacteria directly in contact with the vagina, and especially during Summer months, natural yeast colonies.
The resulting odor could gag a maggot, or knock flies off shit. Scientists at Howard University’s Twat Funk Lab have come up with a device, although primitive in design that effectively solves this rather indelicate issue.
It is called-“Corn Cob on a Stick”..It is just that. A 3-1/2” piece of corn cob on a popsicle stick which allows obese black women to access their anal orifice even with 4” nails.
It took over 35 years of research, at a cost of over $2.5 billion, but researchers hope this simple device will keep Negroe families together much longer in the future, and hopefully keep young black men out of Federal Prisons, or “Nigger University “ as it is called in the black community.