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Scientists at Howard University use $2.5 billion grant to fight Vaginal Odor in the African American Community
Posted by:
Malcolm the Tenth
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Date: April 07, 2026 08:27PM
Researchers at Howard University have developed a method to conquer Vaginal Odor Syndrome in black women.
Although rarely discussed, VOS is the leading culprit in the breakup of relationships in the African American Community. It occurs when Black women become so obese they can no longer wipe their asses from front to back, instead choosing to wipe back to front. Mostly because of their 4” fingernails.
This wiping action brings fecal bacteria directly in contact with the vagina, and especially during Summer months, natural yeast colonies.
The resulting odor could gag a maggot, or knock flies off shit. Scientists at Howard University’s Twat Funk Lab have come up with a device, although primitive in design that effectively solves this rather indelicate issue.
It is called-“Corn Cob on a Stick”..It is just that. A 3-1/2” piece of corn cob on a popsicle stick which allows obese black women to access their anal orifice even with 4” nails.
It took over 35 years of research, at a cost of over $2.5 billion, but researchers hope this simple device will keep Negroe families together much longer in the future, and hopefully keep young black men out of Federal Prisons, or “Nigger University “ as it is called in the black community.
Although rarely discussed, VOS is the leading culprit in the breakup of relationships in the African American Community. It occurs when Black women become so obese they can no longer wipe their asses from front to back, instead choosing to wipe back to front. Mostly because of their 4” fingernails.
This wiping action brings fecal bacteria directly in contact with the vagina, and especially during Summer months, natural yeast colonies.
The resulting odor could gag a maggot, or knock flies off shit. Scientists at Howard University’s Twat Funk Lab have come up with a device, although primitive in design that effectively solves this rather indelicate issue.
It is called-“Corn Cob on a Stick”..It is just that. A 3-1/2” piece of corn cob on a popsicle stick which allows obese black women to access their anal orifice even with 4” nails.
It took over 35 years of research, at a cost of over $2.5 billion, but researchers hope this simple device will keep Negroe families together much longer in the future, and hopefully keep young black men out of Federal Prisons, or “Nigger University “ as it is called in the black community.
Re: Scientists at Howard University use $2.5 billion grant to fight Vaginal Odor in the African American Community
Posted by:
LaFeeseas Washington
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Date: April 07, 2026 10:44PM
My pussy be stanky then a motherfucker before I tried this. Now it still stanky then a motherfucker but my baby daddy do not give a fuck. That nigga would fuck a goat.
Re: Scientists at Howard University use $2.5 billion grant to fight Vaginal Odor in the African American Community
Posted by:
the real General Mahdi
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Date: April 08, 2026 10:52AM
despite how 5 on the black handside-ish these goof troopers claim to be, howard u practices jewish/western medical modalities...bill gates and fauci approved!
there is a husky white bitch on these lumen deodorant commercials assuring these bitches that it's completely natural that they stink to high heaven....the truth is, it isn't natural, they are literally rotting frum the inside out and the smell is trying to warn them...
allow me to save these goofy negroes 2.5 billion dollars and reveal that if you want to get rid of pussy stink, change your diet and try to focus on consuming fruits and green leafy veggies....stop putting toxic junk food and dead animal carcasses/eggs/milk in your gut....
your pussy won't stink if you are clean internally
now, these howard fags can donate that 2.5 billion to community building
there is a husky white bitch on these lumen deodorant commercials assuring these bitches that it's completely natural that they stink to high heaven....the truth is, it isn't natural, they are literally rotting frum the inside out and the smell is trying to warn them...
allow me to save these goofy negroes 2.5 billion dollars and reveal that if you want to get rid of pussy stink, change your diet and try to focus on consuming fruits and green leafy veggies....stop putting toxic junk food and dead animal carcasses/eggs/milk in your gut....
your pussy won't stink if you are clean internally
now, these howard fags can donate that 2.5 billion to community building