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Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: nobody U know 1010101u ()
Date: March 08, 2026 08:09PM

Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin' I said "My My"
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
François c'est pas, Flash ain't no dude
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subaru
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars you go out at night
And eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe, don't move too slow
'Cause the man from Mars is through with cars
He's eatin' bars, yeah wall to wall
Door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rap-ture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
Said don't stop to punk rock

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: h4jhn45 ()
Date: March 08, 2026 08:39PM

australian cars are a WELL KNOWN MYTH

THEY WEREN'T PROSECUTED AND STILL MAKE THE MAD MAX MODELS.

HOW DOES THAT WORK FORD?

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: GHT4H4 ()
Date: March 08, 2026 11:01PM

puss in boots

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: thnj4ejn ()
Date: March 11, 2026 08:42PM

"high test scores" (probably high on drugs - these days) IS HARDER, IF ANYTHING, ON YOUR BRAIN

olive oil "probably intended" to introduced higher quality sex lube at these dumps BUT NEVER FOUND ADDITIVES WHICH WOULD DO IT

(also - the reason some got "high" to 'reduce knocking up' was a prophylactic rumor and wrong to do - the drugs would damage the foetus in some cases but the increase price of abortions far outweigh the alcohol bill needed to fix the problem causing knocking up)

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: hj654 ()
Date: March 11, 2026 08:43PM

'reduce knocking up' was a factor of older birth control methods and they worked (need for maintenance - rarely - knocking up didn't always happen it only happened when sperm found an egg)


you'd rarely or never get a modern prostitute "knocked up"

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: hjr5ykm ()
Date: March 20, 2026 09:03PM

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: ujy67k ()
Date: March 20, 2026 09:04PM

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: htr54jmn6 ()
Date: March 20, 2026 09:43PM

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: jnm, ()
Date: March 20, 2026 09:45PM

friendly crocodile hunters - those Australians

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: 5rj5kj ()
Date: March 20, 2026 09:46PM

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: gh4ehj54 ()
Date: March 20, 2026 10:14PM

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: r5jhr5yj ()
Date: March 20, 2026 10:15PM

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: yjytk ()
Date: March 22, 2026 10:30PM

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: jntm ()
Date: March 23, 2026 07:09PM

australians cannot offer an explination "why they did this" - because it's fraud

IT WAS A CLINTON ERA FRAUD - and still continues

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Re: Remember when Australians decided to eat produce not cars that SELF DESTRUCT if the highest grade amp isn't bought - and not sued for doing it ?
Posted by: jk6y7ky ()
Date: March 23, 2026 09:40PM

everywhere i look these days thick with australian fraud

gen-x should feel cheated - and seek retribution

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