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"You closed this jar didn't you! I just broke nails on it I've been tryign to build up this nail for a MONTH!"
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Posted by:
hr5jk
Date: February 22, 2026 05:50PM
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she: "I need a bandaid! I need a bandaid!"
me: "i don't see any blood. why do you always use bandaids up they cost a fortune"
her: "SNARLS"
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Posted by:
gyh45rtj
Date: February 22, 2026 05:51PM
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Posted by:
t5jk
Date: February 22, 2026 06:14PM
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Well at least I broke her sudden humiliation drama streak and turned it into a health anger.
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Posted by:
h4jh5
Date: February 22, 2026 06:23PM
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Posted by:
g45rhj
Date: February 22, 2026 06:25PM
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she would let me know she could still beat me up when i was already twice her size, but you know, sisters
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Posted by:
hr54j
Date: February 22, 2026 06:26PM
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yea that sounds about right
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Posted by:
ykt6,
Date: February 22, 2026 06:37PM
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me: getting hit in the back seat not saying anything but don't want trouble but finally forced to hit back
her: "ouch!!!"
dad who driving: "I told you never to lift a hand to women!"
me to myslef (
i know he has sisters i'm not sure on what planet they were all on
)
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Posted by:
ymkh
Date: February 22, 2026 06:56PM
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her later that day: "like i said, your a punching bag"
me: "phhhh. your a girl you can't punch hard enough to hurt me"
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Posted by:
i,l.;87
Date: February 22, 2026 10:46PM
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Posted by:
lp89;
Date: February 22, 2026 11:02PM
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so this is great - fake lidding from "
libby the lidder
" i will call (whoever)
i grab a jar of staining color real grape jelly wearing a white swear or some shit
the lid comes off as it take it, i get jelly all over my hand because it slips up where the lid should have been
the lid bounces out of the cabinet rolls off into the sink where i feel i have to steralize it before re-using it. and the cabinet also has jelly on it now.
and then also someone has smeared (food) all over the glass jar so also I have to wash my hands and jar after the lid
i can NOW use the jelly!
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Posted by:
ghg5
Date: February 22, 2026 11:04PM
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Posted by:
gy45h5
Date: February 22, 2026 11:10PM
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Posted by:
gy45hy
Date: February 22, 2026 11:15PM
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experimenting with grape jelly saut'e, she makes a total mess, puts it back into the jar no longer hungry - and doesn't put the lid on
that's what i thought!!
libby the lidder
i bet that's who did it