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SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 10, 2005 07:37PM

No IM, no phone

this blows

IM SO FUCKING BORED

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: August 10, 2005 07:38PM

no im, but you have net access

I call bullshit??

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina1 ()
Date: August 10, 2005 07:56PM

oh theres nothing to do

i could do summmer assignments but i dont want to

too boring


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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: August 10, 2005 07:58PM

learn how to masterbate or something

don't they tteach you kids ANYTHING in school

plus, doing drugs is a great way to pass time when you're bored, you should find a drug dealer and give him a rimjob in exchange for some goodies.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 10, 2005 08:18PM

yeah, i'm gonna do drugs with my uncle downstairs

thats so smart


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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: August 10, 2005 08:18PM

your uncle does drugs? awesome, very progressive

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 10, 2005 08:20PM

oh hush.

you know what i mean

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: August 10, 2005 08:22PM

what, he's actually just a drunk? Why not just say that?

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 10, 2005 08:27PM

: /

I am going to do drugs

because my uncle is downstairs

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: Randy ()
Date: August 11, 2005 10:34AM

Try a book, I hear that is a good way to pass the time.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 11, 2005 10:42AM

I just dont' feel like it.

Kinda screwed too cuz I have 34314 assignments to do for next year, but I just don't feel like it.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: August 11, 2005 10:52AM

Oh how I miss those easy lazy days of my school years...

Tina, would you like some cheese with those 34314 assignments and your whine?

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 11, 2005 10:58AM

I'm not saying its hard, I just don't feel like doing it- thats all.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: August 11, 2005 11:12AM

LOL

if it was easy, would you feel like doing it?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/11/2005 11:20AM by SRE.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 11, 2005 11:17AM

I wouldn't feel like doing it whether it was hard or easy.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: August 11, 2005 12:22PM

Tina's a cop. Using really good at using words like "Blows, Fucking, Hard, Easy" and other phrases that have double meanings in attempts to lure the conversation to the "dark" side.

If she's not a cop, maybe she's a hooker?

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: August 11, 2005 12:23PM

if not those then just a plain ol' ho in the making


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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 11, 2005 01:18PM

eh

i confess

i'm a cop and tonight i am going to arrest you all for pedophilia, drugs and conspiring against FCPD

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: August 11, 2005 01:40PM

Cool....

Just time it right. I don't want to be bothered while downing a Yager!




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/11/2005 02:45PM by SRE.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 11, 2005 02:38PM

drop dead

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: August 11, 2005 03:43PM

ho's I can handle and prefer as long as strings aren't attached.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: August 11, 2005 03:47PM

pimpbot.jpg
Also Prefers tha' Ho's.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: kklare ()
Date: August 11, 2005 03:50PM

what is that from?

i stopped watching snl years ago...

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: August 11, 2005 03:51PM

Pimpbot 5000 was on Conan Obrien, same producer... Saturday night live is way too tame for a robot that loves to cut people and smack whores to keep them in line...

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: kklare ()
Date: August 11, 2005 03:54PM

i'm going to have to download some of those clips, sounds too stupidly funny to miss.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 19, 2005 11:42PM

ha! i love pimpbot 5000. preperation h raymond was also good. :)


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: sadf ()
Date: March 22, 2009 03:10PM

you could buy a dog.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: H8Grav ()
Date: March 22, 2009 03:31PM

Gravis was around in 2005?

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: H8Grav ()
Date: March 22, 2009 03:31PM

You think he would outgrow his trollish ways.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: geth not ()
Date: March 22, 2009 03:41PM

geth not.

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Re: SHOOT ME
Posted by: Ewwv9 ()
Date: December 21, 2016 10:33PM

Ewwv9

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