....more of a thought, really. I was at the dentist today, and my dentist is a really cute young woman with a nice ass. I thought, at one point when she had her hands in my mouth, "would it really be asking too much for a quick hand job?" Seriously: it would not be that big of a deal. Two, three minutes, max. And I'm done. All she has to do is tug and squeeze. Would that really put the average woman out that much? I mean, why not? Why not just do it? If you asked nicely, and you were relatively secluded, right? It wouldn't be that big of a favor to ask of a woman. So why make such a big deal out of it? Why can't you just ask a random woman, 'hey, would you mind.....?" It doesn't seem unreasonable to me. Minimal effort on her part, and maybe you even prevent a rape from taking place (god forbid, of course. I do not advocate rape.). Why are women so stingy with the sex? If a woman came up to a random man and said, "hey, would you mind eating my pussy real quick?", 100 percent of men would do it. So what gives? Help a brother out. Come on
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miz, she was at work.

maybe she values her job more than some random cock?
why not approach a woman not on the clock? a woman not on the clock might lock down on your random cock.

just a thought.

yeefuckinghaw

she could've said, 'oh, okay, just let me finish up here' and then take me in the restroom once she's done. Why not? I'd do it for her.

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chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Women are stingy with sex because they know it's
> valuable and withholding it gives them power. Men
> are willing to pay for sex in all sorts of ways,
> not just with money.
>
> That's why there is no such thing as a
> heterosexual male prostitute (HBO's comedy series
> "Hung", for example, or that sketch from Saturday
> Night Live). The whole idea of a woman paying a
> man for sex is utterly ridiculous.
>
> Women have men by the balls, at least
> figuratively, and they fucking love it.


squeeze me, chuck, but i am not stingy with sex.
power trips are something i save for bedroom role play.

you should loosen up some chuck. skip the rest of 2010's methmouth whore treatments and fly out here, to sanfrancisco. the gay to hetero ratio is 10 to one. you'll get lucky out here, guaranteed. not with me though, i'm saving myself for meph or eesh. if you can talk one or both of them into coming with you, you can stay with me for free.

yeefuckinghaw

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chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you should loosen up some chuck. skip the rest
> of
> > 2010's methmouth whore treatments and fly out
> > here, to sanfrancisco.
>
> I would rather have my testicles tightly wrapped
> in wet rawhide and have the rest of me covered in
> sugar syrup, then be staked speadeagled and naked
> over a fire ant hill in the noontime desert sun
> and have them sting me repeatedly while the
> shrinking rawhide slowly crushed my man-marbles to
> a pulpy jelly than fly on a commercial airline in
> this country.


you are way too fucking difficult, chuck.
i think it has something to do with your name.

yeefuckinghaw

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Miz - after a number of years, wives will revert back to this position.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Mr. Hoffman wrote:
"...than fly on a commercial airline in this country."

You should look into charter flights...but that's silly since I know you're unemployed. But I do this sometimes - get a few friends and we get our own plane (comes with a crew) - they'll fly you where-ever you want on your schedule. It is roughly the same (perhaps 10-15% more than flying first class) as flying commercial. But you have your own plane and no ridiculous lines/hassles. Too expensive mind you on flights >6 hours but for anything less, I'd go that route.

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Mr. Hoffman wrote:
> "...than fly on a commercial airline in this
> country."
>
> You should look into charter flights...but that's
> silly since I know you're unemployed.
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Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Mr. Hoffman wrote:
> "...than fly on a commercial airline in this
> country."
>
> You should look into charter flights...but that's
> silly since I know you're unemployed. But I do
> this sometimes - get a few friends and we get our
> own plane (comes with a crew) - they'll fly you
> where-ever you want on your schedule. It is
> roughly the same (perhaps 10-15% more than flying
> first class) as flying commercial. But you have
> your own plane and no ridiculous lines/hassles.
> Too expensive mind you on flights >6 hours but for
> anything less, I'd go that route.


6+ usually means a G III or G IV which is a high hourly rate plane.

I do business trips to smaller towns now and again, and we always do air taxi on flights where the drive would be 3+ hours.

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Mr. Hoffman wrote:
> "...than fly on a commercial airline in this
> country."
>
> You should look into charter flights...but that's
> silly since I know you're unemployed. But I do
> this sometimes - get a few friends and we get our
> own plane (comes with a crew) - they'll fly you
> where-ever you want on your schedule. It is
> roughly the same (perhaps 10-15% more than flying
> first class) as flying commercial. But you have
> your own plane and no ridiculous lines/hassles.
> Too expensive mind you on flights >6 hours but for
> anything less, I'd go that route.

there is nothing like flying coast to coast on a G5. Catered food. hot flight attendant. All the beer and wine you can drink...

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I would never date my dentist... I know she would judge me about my oral hygiene...

I would never date my banker either... because I'm afraid they'd fuck with my accounts...

Signatures are for fags

fiond em , feel em, fuock em, forgeot em.../

I was referred to a female urologist. Well, she must have just finished her residency because she was young and smokin' hot. Of course, she did a complete exam, checked for testicular cancer, prostate exam, the whole thing. I wasn't sure whether to be embarassed or turned on. It did cross my mind that it would be nice if she said she needed a semen sample!!!!!!!

> ...It did cross my mind that it would be nice if she said she needed a semen sample!!!!!!!

Just tell her you want a vasectomy - she'll want before and after samples.

No Sperm Wrote:
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> Just tell her you want a vasectomy - she'll want
> before and after samples.


And tell her you have a gimp arm and need help with the 30 ejaculations required to flush out your pipes.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

I kinda feel that way too ...when I smoke pot, take Viagra, or Xanax ..it feels real good too.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ....more of a thought, really. I was at the
> dentist today, and my dentist is a really cute
> young woman with a nice ass. I thought, at one
> point when she had her hands in my mouth, "would
> it really be asking too much for a quick hand
> job?" Seriously: it would not be that big of a
> deal. Two, three minutes, max. And I'm done. All
> she has to do is tug and squeeze. Would that
> really put the average woman out that much? I
> mean, why not? Why not just do it? If you asked
> nicely, and you were relatively secluded, right?
> It wouldn't be that big of a favor to ask of a
> woman. So why make such a big deal out of it? Why
> can't you just ask a random woman, 'hey, would you
> mind.....?" It doesn't seem unreasonable to me.
> Minimal effort on her part, and maybe you even
> prevent a rape from taking place (god forbid, of
> course. I do not advocate rape.). Why are women so
> stingy with the sex? If a woman came up to a
> random man and said, "hey, would you mind eating
> my pussy real quick?", 100 percent of men would do
> it. So what gives? Help a brother out. Come on

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Women are stingy with sex because they know it's
> valuable and withholding it gives them power. Men
> are willing to pay for sex in all sorts of ways,
> not just with money.
>

Women (for the most part) don't like sex. Men do. It's pretty simple.

>
> Women have men by the balls, at least
> figuratively, and they fucking love it.

Women have men like you by the balls, Chuck. Because you don't know how to relate to them.

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Chuckhoffmann and the subject of women don't belong in the same sentence. It's as much as an oxymoron as jumbo shrimp or deafening silence.

Blessed are the murderous.

I actually understand deafening silence. Was on a small little island once and there was no sound...nothing. It felt being deaf it was that silent, even talking to myself sounded odd. Was an interested experience.

WTL you're right about Mr. Hoffman, as long as he carries on that way he'll always be at their mercy...and most women can't stand men like that.

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> I actually understand deafening silence. Was on a
> small little island once and there was no
> sound...nothing. It felt being deaf it was that
> silent, even talking to myself sounded odd. Was
> an interested experience.


The one time I dropped acid, I went back to my townhouse to get some more beers (yeah, you read that right) and it was so quiet inside that it seemed that there was this deafening white noise in my head.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

eesh Wrote:
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> Chuckhoffmann and the subject of women don't
> belong in the same sentence. It's as much as an
> oxymoron as jumbo shrimp or deafening silence.


yeah like domestic bliss.
does anyone have a good example of domestic bliss?

yeefuckinghaw

Warhawk Wrote:
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>
> The one time I dropped acid, I went back to my
> townhouse to get some more beers (yeah, you read
> that right)
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Warhawk wrote:
"...deafening white noise in my head."

Absolute silence is like that, seems like an oxymoron but it's exactly that. Well said.

Warhawk Wrote:
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> The one time I dropped acid, I went back to my
> townhouse to get some more beers (yeah, you read
> that right) and it was so quiet inside that it
> seemed that there was this deafening white noise
> in my head.

That reminds me... One time (not the first time mind you) I dropped acid with a friend of mine one night. We decided it would be a good idea to drive to get some food and beer before things got too interesting. On the way to McDonalds some woman managed to pull in front of me and we broadsided her. While the colck was ticking so to speak, I was still sober at that point and it was totally her fault. The police wrote her a citation. The scary interesting part of the whole event was having he acid kick in while sitting in the back of the police cruiser filling out the accident report. It was practically a scene right out of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. That was the last time I dropped acid.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ....more of a thought, really. I was at the
> dentist today, and my dentist is a really cute
> young woman with a nice ass. I thought, at one
> point when she had her hands in my mouth, "would
> it really be asking too much for a quick hand
> job?" Seriously: it would not be that big of a
> deal. Two, three minutes, max. And I'm done. All
> she has to do is tug and squeeze. Would that
> really put the average woman out that much? I
> mean, why not? Why not just do it? If you asked
> nicely, and you were relatively secluded, right?
> It wouldn't be that big of a favor to ask of a
> woman. So why make such a big deal out of it? Why
> can't you just ask a random woman, 'hey, would you
> mind.....?" It doesn't seem unreasonable to me.
> Minimal effort on her part, and maybe you even
> prevent a rape from taking place (god forbid, of
> course. I do not advocate rape.). Why are women so
> stingy with the sex? If a woman came up to a
> random man and said, "hey, would you mind eating
> my pussy real quick?", 100 percent of men would do
> it. So what gives? Help a brother out. Come on

Why? First, she probably realizes what most men are thinking when she is that close to them, since it's a pretty intimate job she has.

Third, considering the latter, she's more than likely over you men who think of her hands as nothing more than mere tools for cock stroking.

Lastly, you have your own hands, too, which makes for seriously easy masturbation time, and she's probably jealous of that, too. I know I am.

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ....more of a thought, really. I was at the
> > dentist today, and my dentist is a really cute
> > young woman with a nice ass. I thought, at one
> > point when she had her hands in my mouth,
> "would
> > it really be asking too much for a quick hand
> > job?" Seriously: it would not be that big of a
> > deal. Two, three minutes, max. And I'm done.
> All
> > she has to do is tug and squeeze. Would that
> > really put the average woman out that much? I
> > mean, why not? Why not just do it? If you asked
> > nicely, and you were relatively secluded,
> right?
> > It wouldn't be that big of a favor to ask of a
> > woman. So why make such a big deal out of it?
> Why
> > can't you just ask a random woman, 'hey, would
> you
> > mind.....?" It doesn't seem unreasonable to me.
> > Minimal effort on her part, and maybe you even
> > prevent a rape from taking place (god forbid,
> of
> > course. I do not advocate rape.). Why are women
> so
> > stingy with the sex? If a woman came up to a
> > random man and said, "hey, would you mind
> eating
> > my pussy real quick?", 100 percent of men would
> do
> > it. So what gives? Help a brother out. Come on
>
> Why? First, she probably realizes what most men
> are thinking when she is that close to them, since
> it's a pretty intimate job she has.
>
> Third, considering the latter, she's more than
> likely over you men who think of her hands as
> nothing more than mere tools for cock stroking.
>
> Lastly, you have your own hands, too, which makes
> for seriously easy masturbation time, and she's
> probably jealous of that, too. I know I am.


You forgot second...just sayin'

No.

"Lastly, you have your own hands, too, which makes
> for seriously easy masturbation time, and she's
> probably jealous of that, too. I know I am."

I'm not sure I understand why you're jealous of men using their hands, women use their hands to circle/stroke themselves into a frenzy (or do you not have hands!?) tis the same isn't it?

lol. no. It's just so easy for men.

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> "Lastly, you have your own hands, too, which
> makes
> > for seriously easy masturbation time, and she's
> > probably jealous of that, too. I know I am."
>
> I'm not sure I understand why you're jealous of
> men using their hands, women use their hands to
> circle/stroke themselves into a frenzy (or do you
> not have hands!?) tis the same isn't it?


WOW..I'm shocked! Women masturbate in the Britsh Isles?...really?

My Dear Conie,

There is a stereotype of English being prude and uptight...we're a right randy bunch at least my generation and the younger ones too. I think the stereotype comes from the whole Victorian era and the fact that in England today there is more culture and social mores than in the US. Which could be perceived as being asexual. I would say - generally speaking from personal experience - that English women are much more open sexually than Americans are....but I think American women are prettier than English women...so I have to take my lumps lol!

My Dear Britdrnva,

you can't be serious. English women more open sexually?

I'm thinking you haven't had an American woman yet :)

Conie Wrote:
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> My Dear Britdrnva,
>
> you can't be serious. English women more open
> sexually?
>
> I'm thinking you haven't had an American woman yet
> :)


I concur with the Brit Dr. American girls are much prettier, but definitely not as easy, or as wild. You wouldn't believe what goes on behind the closed doors of a quaint English cottage after Tea Time is over...

Conie Wrote:
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> My Dear Britdrnva,
>
> you can't be serious. English women more open
> sexually?
>
> I'm thinking you haven't had an American woman yet
> :)

A) You are not a woman.

B) You have never had sex with one.

C) Go openly fuck yourself.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Dear Britdrnva,
> >
> > you can't be serious. English women more open
> > sexually?
> >
> > I'm thinking you haven't had an American woman
> yet
> > :)
>
> A) You are not a woman.
>
> B) You have never had sex with one.
>
> C) Go openly fuck yourself.


You know that "stuff" i know about you? ;)

YUP

Conie wrote:
"I'm thinking you haven't had an American woman yet :)"

Perhaps not the right ones, but again I was talking generally and from my own personal experience and observations from friends/acquaintances so it's not like a scientific study or anything. I won't comment to that level vis-a-vis being with American women and my sex life...not on this board =)

Conie Wrote:
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> You know that "stuff" i know about you? ;)
>
> YUP

That I'm hung like a rhinoceros? That, if my penis had a penis, it would still be bigger than your penis?

Guilty as charged.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My Dear Britdrnva,
> >
> > you can't be serious. English women more open
> > sexually?
> >
> > I'm thinking you haven't had an American woman
> yet
> > :)
>
> A) You are not a woman.
>
> B) You have never had sex with one.
>
> C) Go openly fuck yourself.


Ahahahah.

I agree with Brit. American women may be the better looking party, but it's well known that this country does consist of way too many prudes.
Most because of religion and secondly they are so concerned with how others perceive them.

Brits are flagrantly open with well, everything. This is also why they can be perceived as snobbish. But, it's more that they have their opinions about something and they just don't give two shits what you think about it. In any case, I get on well with them, and most other "non americans" better than I do typical americans for these reasons alone.



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Get with a German woman. Most Germans are very stoic and aloof acting but they are into some kinky shit, especially the older ones.

eesh Wrote:
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> Get with a German woman. Most Germans are very
> stoic and aloof acting but they are into some
> kinky shit, especially the older ones.


LOL, always maintaining good US-Deutschland relations I see!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Miz, don't ever insult the conscience of a woman who has ready access to a pick and drill.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

eesh Wrote:
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> Get with a German woman. Most Germans are very
> stoic and aloof acting but they are into some
> kinky shit, especially the older ones.


Pretty much!

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I'm just sayin'.....it's as easy as holding a door open for someone, or a quick peck on the cheek. That's how easy and quick a handjob can be. If women could just get over themselves and be courteous from time to time this way, we would live in much less frustrated society. Real quick. One, two minutes, max. WHy not do it? Not to everyone, every time, but every once in a while. Doesn't anyone else see this? It's common courtesy.

lol!

I'm sure Sharon can lend you a hand