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when women get old....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:10PM

....they aren't as attractive anymore. Did you ever notice that? Do you know how hot Helen Mirren used to be? She's not as hot anymore. She looks good for her age, but come on. She used to be super pretty. Why do women age so poorly? It's sad.
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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:11PM

I know what you mean. Have you seen the latest pics Conie sends in PM? She looks like a chewed up hag. No wonder her husband left her.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Notalwaystrue ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:21PM

It depends on the woman. Some women actually look better when they age. It depends on if they are true beauties or fake ones. Fake beauties dont last past 25.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:26PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ....they aren't as attractive anymore. Did you
> ever notice that? Do you know how hot Helen Mirren
> used to be? She's not as hot anymore. She looks
> good for her age, but come on. She used to be
> super pretty. Why do women age so poorly? It's
> sad.


this, coming from a head of lettuce.
it's called gravity, misery. it's inevitable; none of us are immune.
yeah, time is a sonofabitch, and in this male dominated world nobody is the butt of that joke more than women, but what about the upside of the seasoned female? great humor, sex, and wisdom to boot.
i was quite the looker in my 20's. now i'm 30something with that and so much more.
if that's too much for you too handle, then stick with getting a nut for your superhero comics. that should work, unless you're too old to get it up.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: teri ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:33PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ....they aren't as attractive anymore. Did you
> > ever notice that? Do you know how hot Helen
> Mirren
> > used to be? She's not as hot anymore. She looks
> > good for her age, but come on. She used to be
> > super pretty. Why do women age so poorly? It's
> > sad.
>
>
> this, coming from a head of lettuce.
> it's called gravity, misery. it's inevitable;
> none of us are immune.
> yeah, time is a sonofabitch, and in this male
> dominated world nobody is the butt of that joke
> more than women, but what about the upside of the
> seasoned female? great humor, sex, and wisdom to
> boot.
> i was quite the looker in my 20's. now i'm
> 30something with that and so much more.
> if that's too much for you too handle, then stick
> with getting a nut for your superhero comics.
> that should work, unless you're too old to get it
> up.





what a bitter bitch

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:36PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ....they aren't as attractive anymore. Did you
> > ever notice that? Do you know how hot Helen
> Mirren
> > used to be? She's not as hot anymore. She looks
> > good for her age, but come on. She used to be
> > super pretty. Why do women age so poorly? It's
> > sad.
>
>
> this, coming from a head of lettuce.
> it's called gravity, misery. it's inevitable;
> none of us are immune.
> yeah, time is a sonofabitch, and in this male
> dominated world nobody is the butt of that joke
> more than women, but what about the upside of the
> seasoned female? great humor, sex, and wisdom to
> boot.
> i was quite the looker in my 20's. now i'm
> 30something with that and so much more.
> if that's too much for you too handle, then stick
> with getting a nut for your superhero comics.
> that should work, unless you're too old to get it
> up.


Blah..Blah..Blah

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:37PM

themuse Wrote:
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> i was quite the looker in my 20's. now i'm
> 30something with that and so much more.
> if that's too much for you too handle, then stick
> with getting a nut for your superhero comics.
> that should work, unless you're too old to get it
> up.

Ha ha, that was awesome!

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:42PM

Some women do age gracefully and naturally. Look at Michell Pfeiffer and Kim Basinger. Tina Turner looks great for her advanced age.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:49PM

Conie Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ....they aren't as attractive anymore. Did
> you
> > > ever notice that? Do you know how hot Helen
> > Mirren
> > > used to be? She's not as hot anymore. She
> looks
> > > good for her age, but come on. She used to be
> > > super pretty. Why do women age so poorly?
> It's
> > > sad.
> >
> >
> > this, coming from a head of lettuce.
> > it's called gravity, misery. it's inevitable;
> > none of us are immune.
> > yeah, time is a sonofabitch, and in this male
> > dominated world nobody is the butt of that joke
> > more than women, but what about the upside of
> the
> > seasoned female? great humor, sex, and wisdom
> to
> > boot.
> > i was quite the looker in my 20's. now i'm
> > 30something with that and so much more.
> > if that's too much for you too handle, then
> stick
> > with getting a nut for your superhero comics.
> > that should work, unless you're too old to get
> it
> > up.
>
>
> Blah..Blah..Blah


the opportunity to defend today's woman landed in your malnourished lap and instead of grabbing that chance by the proverbial horns you chose to attack my post. you are either a male or a nugget, conie. excuse me while i puke and take a marathon dump at the same time. . . .

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: teri ()
Date: October 30, 2010 06:53PM

themuse Wrote:
excuse me while i puke and take a marathon
> dump at the same time. . . .




now that's the modern american woman

thanks for speaking for me

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: October 30, 2010 09:06PM



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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: still a kid? ()
Date: October 30, 2010 09:14PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> +1

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2010 02:01AM

themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ....they aren't as attractive anymore. Did you
> > ever notice that? Do you know how hot Helen
> Mirren
> > used to be? She's not as hot anymore. She looks
> > good for her age, but come on. She used to be
> > super pretty. Why do women age so poorly? It's
> > sad.
>
>
> this, coming from a head of lettuce.
> it's called gravity, misery. it's inevitable;
> none of us are immune.
> yeah, time is a sonofabitch, and in this male
> dominated world nobody is the butt of that joke
> more than women, but what about the upside of the
> seasoned female? great humor, sex, and wisdom to
> boot.
> i was quite the looker in my 20's. now i'm
> 30something with that and so much more.
> if that's too much for you too handle, then stick
> with getting a nut for your superhero comics.
> that should work, unless you're too old to get it
> up.

hey, you have nice gams for a 35-year old. But the truth is, men can look distinguished with age......women just look old and droopy. A man can make a baby up until the day he drops dead.......a woman loses the ability to have a baby around the age of 40 (any later than that, and you run the risk of giving birth to a water-head). It's the way nature planned it.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: October 31, 2010 03:55AM

Marge Helgenberger looked great the other night on Craig Ferguson show but her face does look like a surgeon has done a little tightening up

And Dana Delaney looks great although they do seem to use them foggy camera lens' to soften the appearance

But I still dream of my China Beach night

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:31AM

Wait, that was Helen Mirren? Wow, I remember her from the 80s when she was already getting up there, and she was merely okay-looking.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Bill N ()
Date: October 31, 2010 11:37AM

When women get older they aren't as attractive
OR
Maturing women can still be hot. They just can't pass for 20 year olds anymore.

Sure skin does lose some elasticity, lines develop, breasts sag a little, and hair does gray. However a woman who takes care of herself, keeps her weight under control, works out regularly and who chooses hairstyles based on appearance rather than how easy it is to maintain can be hot at 40, at 50 or perhaps even older. Take a look at the next older woman who doesn't look hot to you; Imagine how she'd look at 20, still overweight, out of shape and with unflattering hair, but with tighter skin and fewer wrinkles. I'm guessing you probably wouldn't find her attractive as a 20 year old either.

Also that men become distinguished as they age line is a bunch of crap. As some men age they do acquire certain trappings (money, power, flashy toys) that certain women desire. As women age companionship and other things that most men can provide become more important to many women. However very few males who are losers in their younger days acquire with age the looks that will make a woman warm in the loins.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: October 31, 2010 09:20PM

Certainly women can age poorly, so can men. We are in a society that values a youthful woman...well it's impossible for a 40+ to look like she's ~20.

Me, personally, I fancy a sexy woman of my age or even older - they have experience under their belts, much more confident and intelligent and it's just more fun. Of course I won't be w someone that's just let herself all go, but I don't believe for one second that bec a woman is over 25 she's no longer sexy.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: October 31, 2010 09:24PM

Older women have bever had it better than they do now. This is the age of the MILF and the Cougar.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: October 31, 2010 09:32PM

Of course you mean white women. Blacks and Asians don't age as brutally.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 31, 2010 09:35PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Older women have bever had it better than they do
> now. This is the age of the MILF and the Cougar.


+1 yes. we've come a long way. and we deserve it.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:17PM

themuse Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Older women have bever had it better than they
> do
> > now. This is the age of the MILF and the
> Cougar.
>
>
> +1 yes. we've come a long way. and we deserve it.

You're not a MILF or a Cougar themuse...back off bitch

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:20PM

how old are you themuse?

Conie...why the animosity!? the few women on this board should stick together instead of fighting like cats.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:37PM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> how old are you themuse?

i'm 34.

> Conie...why the animosity!? the few women on this
> board should stick together instead of fighting
> like cats.

+1

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: RobinLowe ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:40PM

Bill N Wrote:
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> When women get older they aren't as attractive
> OR
> Maturing women can still be hot. They just can't
> pass for 20 year olds anymore.
>
> Sure skin does lose some elasticity, lines
> develop, breasts sag a little, and hair does gray.
> However a woman who takes care of herself, keeps
> her weight under control, works out regularly and
> who chooses hairstyles based on appearance rather
> than how easy it is to maintain can be hot at 40,
> at 50 or perhaps even older. Take a look at the
> next older woman who doesn't look hot to you;
> Imagine how she'd look at 20, still overweight,
> out of shape and with unflattering hair, but with
> tighter skin and fewer wrinkles. I'm guessing you
> probably wouldn't find her attractive as a 20 year
> old either.
>
> Also that men become distinguished as they age
> line is a bunch of crap. As some men age they do
> acquire certain trappings (money, power, flashy
> toys) that certain women desire. As women age
> companionship and other things that most men can
> provide become more important to many women.
> However very few males who are losers in their
> younger days acquire with age the looks that will
> make a woman warm in the loins.


A 20 year old woman is barely out of her teens. Who wants to be with a girl who looks like a teenager? Women's beauty peaks at around 40. Then she can get pretty good or go drastically downhill from there . A 20 year old girl is not a woman.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:44PM

She hasn't aged well?



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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:45PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > ....they aren't as attractive anymore. Did
> > you
> > > > ever notice that? Do you know how hot Helen
> > > Mirren
> > > > used to be? She's not as hot anymore. She
> > looks
> > > > good for her age, but come on. She used to
> be
> > > > super pretty. Why do women age so poorly?
> > It's
> > > > sad.
> > >
> > >
> > > this, coming from a head of lettuce.
> > > it's called gravity, misery. it's
> inevitable;
> > > none of us are immune.
> > > yeah, time is a sonofabitch, and in this male
> > > dominated world nobody is the butt of that
> joke
> > > more than women, but what about the upside of
> > the
> > > seasoned female? great humor, sex, and wisdom
> > to
> > > boot.
> > > i was quite the looker in my 20's. now i'm
> > > 30something with that and so much more.
> > > if that's too much for you too handle, then
> > stick
> > > with getting a nut for your superhero comics.
>
> > > that should work, unless you're too old to
> get
> > it
> > > up.
> >
> >
> > Blah..Blah..Blah
>
>
> the opportunity to defend today's woman landed in
> your malnourished lap and instead of grabbing that
> chance by the proverbial horns you chose to attack
> my post. you are either a male or a nugget,
> conie. excuse me while i puke and take a marathon
> dump at the same time. . . .


Excuse me....my malnourished lap??

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: October 31, 2010 10:54PM

This was Helen Mirren as a Russian cosmonaut commander in 2010: Odyssey Two


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Date: November 01, 2010 12:02AM

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Do some reading ()
Date: November 01, 2010 12:39AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>A man can make a baby up until the day he drops dead

Which is true, but now studies are showing all kinds of problems with many children that were produced from that "OLD" sperm. They have just recently begun to make the connection.

People age...get over it....

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 01, 2010 12:44AM

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 01, 2010 12:53AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> ThePackLeader Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She hasn't aged well?
> >
> Then there's this shot, from the July issue of New
> York Magazine.
>
> Personally, I don't find women over 30 attractive,
> or most women who've had kids, even if they're
> under 30. The latter just puts too much stress on
> a woman's body, while in the former case, gravity
> pretty much does woman's looks in.

sir hoffman, you do know minors visit this site right? so you can be charged of exposing minors to "adult materials" by posting what you have posted. being so eager to point out "suits" in others i would have thought you would know this. dont worry about removing it, it has been reported. take care.

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Date: November 01, 2010 01:11AM

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 01, 2010 01:13AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sir hoffman, you do know minors visit this site
> > right? so you can be charged of exposing minors
> to
> > "adult materials" by posting what you have
> posted.
> > being so eager to point out "suits" in others i
> > would have thought you would know this. dont
> worry
> > about removing it, it has been reported. take
> > care.
>
> I anxiously await the fallout from my faux pas.


i like the delete of the picture, just dishin out what you serve you cock sucker.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 01, 2010 01:20AM

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 01, 2010 01:31AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i like the delete of the picture, just dishin
> out
> > what you serve you cock sucker.
>
> And somehow, what I dish out tastes better to me
> and satisfies me more than the poorly-informed,
> pseudo-intellectual, semi-literate swill that you
> do.
>
> Or maybe I just prefer my own cooking.

ah, but the bottom line is that, you being the law abiding citizen that you are/ so eager for a law suit, you just put one upon yourself. thats all im saying. i know im a retard and if a retard can point out some wrong doing that you did, then what does that make you sir? you, broke the law, "removed" it then proceeded to "harass" me which constitutes your definition of cyber bullying. hoffman hoffman hoffman tisk tisk.

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Date: November 01, 2010 01:50AM

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Poo Shacks ()
Date: November 01, 2010 02:47AM

Hey Chuck, how about you take over litter duty.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 01, 2010 02:49AM

if no wrong was done why deviate from the original content? anywhos, you're boring, sue me for saying that. make a new thread if so desire, im sure its only to further expose minors to pornographic images.

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 01, 2010 09:56AM

When is the government going to step in and criminalize aging? Don't they realize the effect it's having on our women?

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Re: when women get old....
Posted by: Albion Basil ()
Date: November 01, 2010 10:00AM

I think some women age really well. Just look at the chick that is the lead singer for Aerosmith, she looks really hot to be 65.

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