Got this idea from a question asked of political candidates:

If you could invite 8 people from history to sit down at a conference and talk about the world, who would you invite? The goal of this conference is to help you understand what formed our 21st century existence and make good decisions for humanity's future.

Eight people. Who would you invite?

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> Eight people. Who would you invite?



1. Francois Duvalier

2. Idi Amin

3. L Ron Hubbard

4. Aleister Crowley

5. Elizabeth Bathory

6. Caligula

7. Pol Pot

8. Pope John XXII




These great leaders have the right answers on overpopulation, race relations, and food distribution.

Adolf Hitler
Bill Gates
Oprah Winfrey
Mark Zuckerberg
Bill Henson
The Dahli lama
Mick Jaeggar
The Cookie Monster

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>
>
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> 1. Francois Duvalier
>
> 2. Idi Amin
>
> 3. L Ron Hubbard
>
> 4. Aleister Crowley
>
> 5. Elizabeth Bathory
>
> 6. Caligula
>
> 7. Pol Pot
>
> 8. Pope John XXII
>
>
>
>
> These great leaders have the right answers on
> overpopulation, race relations, and food
> distribution.


idi Amin?!

Conie Wrote:
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> Adolf Hitler
> Bill Gates
> Oprah Winfrey
> Mark Zuckerberg
> Bill Henson
> The Dahli lama
> Mick Jaeggar
> The Cookie Monster


lmao, masterboner, but conie would have listed 7 or 9, not eight.
that, and, you forgot john lennon.

yeefuckinghaw

Shitler
Staling
Moo Zedong
Poo Pot
Emperor Hirophisto
Vlad The Limpaler
King She-rod
Ayajokah Khomeini

Then I'd lock them into the sealed conference room, and blow them all the fuck up.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Cary

Gravis

Meeper

Genevieve

Meade

Mr Mephisto

inkahootz

radiophile

themuse Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > Adolf Hitler
> > Bill Gates
> > Oprah Winfrey
> > Mark Zuckerberg
> > Bill Henson
> > The Dahli lama
> > Mick Jaeggar
> > The Cookie Monster
>
>
> lmao, masterboner, but conie would have listed 7
> or 9, not eight.
> that, and, you forgot john lennon.


what a dike

Jesus
Muhammad
Leonardo da Vinci
Isaac Newton
Benjamin Franklin
George Washington
Albert Einstein
Carl Sagan (moderator)

Evel Knievel
Leonardo DiCaprio
My 8th grade gym teacher
Rosie O'Donnell
Bozo
The Son of Sam
Ed Sullivan
Me, 15 years ago

(not very historical, but Conie's list sucked, too)

Fat Albert
Garfield
Punky Brewster
Skeletor
Papa Smurf
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fud
Road Runner
Wile E. Coyote

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

themusе Wrote:
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> Evel Knievel
> Leonardo DiCaprio
> My 8th grade gym teacher
> Rosie O'Donnell
> Bozo
> The Son of Sam
> Ed Sullivan
> Me, 15 years ago
>
> (not very historical, but Conie's list sucked,
> too)


My list was much more relevant. Rosie O'Donnell is a fat discusting pig



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Conie Wrote:
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> > Evel Knievel
> > Leonardo DiCaprio
> > My 8th grade gym teacher
> > Rosie O'Donnell
> > Bozo
> > The Son of Sam
> > Ed Sullivan
> > Me, 15 years ago
> >
> > (not very historical, but Conie's list sucked,
> > too)
>
>
> My list was much more relevant. Rosie O'Donnell is
> a fat discusting pig

Yes, but she's a lesbian and so am I.

Conie, are you a sister?

1) chuck norris

1) Aristotle
2) Socrates
3) Alexander the Great
4) Charlemagne
5) William Shakespeare
6) Napoleon Bonaparte
7) Thomas Jefferson
8) George Thorogood

Farah Fawcett
Lynda Carter
Bat Girl
Caroline Munro
Three of the Hotter Bond Girls
The Inventor of Penicillan

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> > -----
> > > Evel Knievel
> > > Leonardo DiCaprio
> > > My 8th grade gym teacher
> > > Rosie O'Donnell
> > > Bozo
> > > The Son of Sam
> > > Ed Sullivan
> > > Me, 15 years ago
> > >
> > > (not very historical, but Conie's list
> sucked,
> > > too)
> >
> >
> > My list was much more relevant. Rosie O'Donnell
> is
> > a fat discusting pig
>
> Yes, but she's a lesbian and so am I.
>
> Conie, are you a sister?


No, but I'm a thespian

Freddy
Velma
Daphne
Shaggy
Scooby Doo
Captain Kangaroo
Mr. Moose
Mr. Green jeans

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> The Inventor of Penicillan

Penicillin was not invented, it was discovered/developed by Alexander Fleming. Go back to elementary school.

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> > The Inventor of Penicillan
>
> Penicillin was not invented, it was
> discovered/developed by Alexander Fleming. Go
> back to elementary school.


http://www.invent.org/hall_of_fame/133.html

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> > > The Inventor of Penicillan
> >
> > Penicillin was not invented, it was
> > discovered/developed by Alexander Fleming. Go
> > back to elementary school.
>
>
> http://www.invent.org/hall_of_fame/133.html

LOL. From your link: "Sir Alexander Fleming's 1928 DISCOVERY of penicillin in bread mold was a tremendous breakthrough for medical science."

Sheehan didn't INVENT Penicillin, he completed the first total synthesis of penicillin, but his methods were not efficient for mass production. The best that can be said is that he invented a process.

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> > > > The Inventor of Penicillan
> > >
> > > Penicillin was not invented, it was
> > > discovered/developed by Alexander Fleming.
> Go
> > > back to elementary school.
> >
> >
> > http://www.invent.org/hall_of_fame/133.html
>
> LOL. From your link: "Sir Alexander Fleming's
> 1928 DISCOVERY of penicillin in bread mold was a
> tremendous breakthrough for medical science."
>
> Sheehan didn't INVENT Penicillin, he completed the
> first total synthesis of penicillin, but his
> methods were not efficient for mass production.
> The best that can be said is that he invented a
> process.


LOL!

We are done here. Thanks for playing, moron.

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Will this be the seating arrangement as well? I know Genevieve would like to be seated next to Meade.

Aqua Buddha Wrote:
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> Cary
> Gravis
> Meeper
> Genevieve
> Meade
> Mr Mephisto
> inkahootz
> radiophile

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> > > > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > >
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> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > >
> > > > > The Inventor of Penicillan
> > > >
> > > > Penicillin was not invented, it was
> > > > discovered/developed by Alexander Fleming.
> > Go
> > > > back to elementary school.
> > >
> > >
> > > http://www.invent.org/hall_of_fame/133.html
> >
> > LOL. From your link: "Sir Alexander Fleming's
> > 1928 DISCOVERY of penicillin in bread mold was
> a
> > tremendous breakthrough for medical science."
> >
> > Sheehan didn't INVENT Penicillin, he completed
> the
> > first total synthesis of penicillin, but his
> > methods were not efficient for mass production.
>
> > The best that can be said is that he invented a
> > process.
>
>
> LOL!
>
> We are done here. Thanks for playing, moron.

You are REALLY retarded. Yes, he invented a process, NOT Penicillin. Are you seriously too stupid to see the difference? You wrote "The Inventor of Penicillin," NOT "The Inventor of the Process that lead to the mass procuction of Penicillin." Again, Penicillin was DISCOVERED not INVENTED.

You are right about one thing though, YOU are done here.

4th grade education Wrote:
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> >
> > LOL!
> >
> > We are done here. Thanks for playing, moron.
>
> You are REALLY retarded. Yes, he invented a
> process, NOT Penicillin. Are you seriously too
> stupid to see the difference? You wrote "The
> Inventor of Penicillin," NOT "The Inventor of the
> Process that lead to the mass procuction of
> Penicillin." Again, Penicillin was DISCOVERED not
> INVENTED.
>
> You are right about one thing though, YOU are done
> here.


This is fun.

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> 4th grade education Wrote:
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>
> > >
> > > LOL!
> > >
> > > We are done here. Thanks for playing, moron.
> >
> > You are REALLY retarded. Yes, he invented a
> > process, NOT Penicillin. Are you seriously too
> > stupid to see the difference? You wrote "The
> > Inventor of Penicillin," NOT "The Inventor of
> the
> > Process that lead to the mass procuction of
> > Penicillin." Again, Penicillin was DISCOVERED
> not
> > INVENTED.
> >
> > You are right about one thing though, YOU are
> done
> > here.
>
>
> This is fun.

Not suprising, considering the fact you are simpleton.

4th grade education Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > This is fun.
>
> Not suprising, considering the fact you are
> simpleton.


No. It's fun watching a moron get a bug up his ass over nothing in a vain attempt to prove he is the smartest guy in the room. Do you think I really give a fuck about this?

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> > >
> > >
> > > This is fun.
> >
> > Not suprising, considering the fact you are
> > simpleton.
>
>
> No. It's fun watching a moron get a bug up his ass
> over nothing in a vain attempt to prove he is the
> smartest guy in the room. Do you think I really
> give a fuck about this?

Yes, that is why you feel compelled to keep posting. And, I am not the smartest, I just have the biggest dick.

4th grade education Wrote:
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> >
> > No. It's fun watching a moron get a bug up his
> ass
> > over nothing in a vain attempt to prove he is
> the
> > smartest guy in the room. Do you think I really
> > give a fuck about this?
>
> Yes, that is why you feel compelled to keep
> posting. And, I am not the smartest, I just have
> the biggest dick.


No. I keep posting because I enjoy fucking with you. Haven't you figured that out by now?

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> 4th grade education Wrote:
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> > >
> > > No. It's fun watching a moron get a bug up
> his
> > ass
> > > over nothing in a vain attempt to prove he is
> > the
> > > smartest guy in the room. Do you think I
> really
> > > give a fuck about this?
> >
> > Yes, that is why you feel compelled to keep
> > posting. And, I am not the smartest, I just
> have
> > the biggest dick.
>
>
> No. I keep posting because I enjoy fucking with
> you. Haven't you figured that out by now?

Sure, just surprised you haven't

4th grade education Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > No. I keep posting because I enjoy fucking with
> > you. Haven't you figured that out by now?
>
> Sure, just surprised you haven't

What's wrong? Aren't you going to continue to derail this thread, Mr. Smart Guy?

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> > >
> > >
> > > No. I keep posting because I enjoy fucking
> with
> > > you. Haven't you figured that out by now?
> >
> > Sure, just surprised you haven't
>
> What's wrong? Aren't you going to continue to
> derail this thread, Mr. Smart Guy?

I told you I am Mr. Big Dick. Derail away, tough guy.

4th grade education = ken doll = capt. oblivious

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Miss April:
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Miss May:
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Miss June:
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Miss July:
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John Lennon

Mark David Chapman

Robert F Kennedy

Sirhan Sirhan

ABraham Lincoln

John Wilkes Booth

Meade Skelton

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Lurker. Wrote:
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> Will this be the seating arrangement as well? I
> know Genevieve would like to be seated next to
> Meade.
>
> Aqua Buddha Wrote:
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> -----
> > Cary
> > Gravis
> > Meeper
> > Genevieve
> > Meade
> > Mr Mephisto
> > inkahootz
> > radiophile


Yes, and also each person sitting at the table will be handed a bag and allowed to take one of the following, a katana, a blunderbus, a taser, a super soaker filled with LSD, a can of silly string, a bottle filled with Jack Daniels with no label, a normal looking hand grenade filled with confetti and a jack in the box filled with shrapnel.



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Hey Mr. Big Dick, not that I care if it was invented, discovered or you pulled it out of WTL's ass but if you're going to correct people you should proof read your post first.

"You wrote "The Inventor of Penicillin," NOT "The Inventor of
the Process that lead to the mass procuction of
Penicillin." Again, Penicillin was DISCOVERED not INVENTED."

What is a procuction?

BB*X Wrote:
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> Hey Mr. Big Dick, not that I care if it was
> invented, discovered or you pulled it out of WTL's
> ass but if you're going to correct people you
> should proof read your post first.
>
> "You wrote "The Inventor of Penicillin," NOT "The
> Inventor of
> the Process that lead to the mass procuction of
> Penicillin." Again, Penicillin was DISCOVERED not
> INVENTED."
>
> What is a procuction?


He also used "lead" instead of "led." But he's the genius here, so....

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> BB*X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Hey Mr. Big Dick, not that I care if it was
> > invented, discovered or you pulled it out of
> WTL's
> > ass but if you're going to correct people you
> > should proof read your post first.
> >
> > "You wrote "The Inventor of Penicillin," NOT
> "The
> > Inventor of
> > the Process that lead to the mass procuction of
> > Penicillin." Again, Penicillin was DISCOVERED
> not
> > INVENTED."
> >
> > What is a procuction?
>
>
> He also used "lead" instead of "led." But he's the
> genius here, so....

OK, Mr. PennicillAn. haha

BB*X Wrote:
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> Hey Mr. Big Dick, not that I care if it was
> invented, discovered or you pulled it out of WTL's
> ass but if you're going to correct people you
> should proof read your post first.
>
> "You wrote "The Inventor of Penicillin," NOT "The
> Inventor of
> the Process that lead to the mass procuction of
> Penicillin." Again, Penicillin was DISCOVERED not
> INVENTED."
>
> What is a procuction?


^^^^^^^^^anonymous WTL post

Buckmeister Fuller
Thomas Edison
Charles Darwin
Pope JPII
Leonardo Davinci
Carol Wayne
Pat Sajak (Moderator)
Cleopatra

bud light drinker Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > He also used "lead" instead of "led." But he's
> the
> > genius here, so....
>
> OK, Mr. PennicillAn. haha


I wrote it while I was on the crapper. Sue me.

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genghis khan
annie oakley
albert spaggieri
mitch hedberg
anais nin
marquis de sade
pema chodron
willie nelson

yeefuckinghaw

To talk about the current state of the world, not just "8 people I'd like to talk to at the same time?"

Niccolo Machiavelli
Aristotle
Alexander the Great
King Solomon
Jesus
Muhammad
George Carlin
Samuel Clemens

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Buster Carter

Preston Young

Jilson Setters

Doc Boggs

Ernest Phipps

Clarence Ashley

Dave Macon

Eck Dunford

Sybil

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> To talk about the current state of the world, not
> just "8 people I'd like to talk to at the same
> time?"
>
> Niccolo Machiavelli
> Aristotle
> Alexander the Great
> King Solomon
> Jesus
> Muhammad
> George Carlin
> Samuel Clemens


genghis kahn
annie oakley
albert spaggieri
mitch hedberg
anais nin
mr mephisto
pema chodron
willie nelson

yeefuckinghaw

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Sybil


LOL awesome-o!

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> genghis kahn
> annie oakley
> albert spaggieri
> mitch hedberg
> anais nin
> mr mephisto
> pema chodron
> willie nelson

I don't think I'd feel right about taking the place of Marquis de Sade, but I'm honored that you'd even consider it.

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MrMephisto Wrote:

> I don't think I'd feel right about taking the
> place of Marquis de Sade, but I'm honored that
> you'd even consider it.


i think i could learn more from you than sade.
that, and, i think i have a lil' crush on you, meph.

yeefuckinghaw

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> i think i could learn more from you than sade.

I'm not sure, considering I learned everything I know from de Sade.

> that, and, i think i have a lil' crush on you,
> meph.

Don't let Conie know that.

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now i know i do.

yeefuckinghaw

Jesus

Caesar

Mao Zedong

Thomas Jefferson

Nikolai Tesla

Horatio Nelson

Vladimir Lenin

The first guy who decided that bringing blacks from africa to work in the states was a good idea

How about this one; in the what the hell really happened category?

Amelia Earhart
George Armstrong Custer
Ambrose Bierce
Sir George Franklin
Jimmy Hoffa

Who am I missing?

whiterusssian Wrote:
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> How about this one; in the what the hell really
> happened category?
>
> Amelia Earhart
> George Armstrong Custer
> Ambrose Bierce
> Sir George Franklin
> Jimmy Hoffa
>
> Who am I missing?

Glenn Miller

Raoul Wallenberg

D.B. Cooper

Tom and Eileen Lonergan

The Roanoke Colonists

USS Scorpion

Jack the Ripper

The Mary Celeste

Hardcoop from the Donner Party

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> How about this one; in the what the hell really
> happened category?
>
> Amelia Earhart
> George Armstrong Custer
> Ambrose Bierce
> Sir George Franklin
> Jimmy Hoffa
>
> Who am I missing?

John F,. Kennedy

Michael jackson

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> I wrote it while I was on the crapper. Sue me.

Crapper, is that what you are calling your wife these days? Intersting.

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> Hey Mr. Big Dick, not that I care if it was
> invented, discovered or you pulled it out of WTL's
> ass but if you're going to correct people you
> should proof read your post first.
[snip]


Hey man, for the record, "Mr. Big Dick" is *my* nom de guerre, not his.

Hunter S. Thompson
Oscar Zeta Acosta
Timothy Leary
John Lennon
Aristotle
Albert Hoffman
Caligula
Cleopatra

Teh King Wrote:
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> Hunter S. Thompson
> Oscar Zeta Acosta
> Timothy Leary
> John Lennon
> Aristotle
> Albert Hoffman
> Caligula
> Cleopatra


Great list

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> > Oscar Zeta Acosta
> > Timothy Leary
> > John Lennon
> > Aristotle
> > Albert Hoffman
> > Caligula
> > Cleopatra
>
>
> Great list

Thanks. I like my parties with a good measure of debauchery, bacchanalia and a dash of intellectual mind fuck.

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> > > Oscar Zeta Acosta
> > > Timothy Leary
> > > John Lennon
> > > Aristotle
> > > Albert Hoffman
> > > Caligula
> > > Cleopatra
> >
> >
> > Great list
>
> Thanks. I like my parties with a good measure of
> debauchery, bacchanalia and a dash of intellectual
> mind fuck.


perfect...haha

I'd invite seven random people and hold the gathering in a tiny ass room in the middle of New York City. The guest of honor would be Henry David Thoreau.

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> I'd invite seven random people and hold the
> gathering in a tiny ass room in the middle of New
> York City. The guest of honor would be Henry David
> Thoreau.

Could you arrange to have Christine O'Donnell and Sarah Palin on the list. I'd soooooo love to see the chemistry with Thoreau.

I've had dinner parties where i just mix up the most random group.

I don't worry at all about how they'll get along or who's sitting next to

who.

Some have been disasters, some have been fun

I may get slammed for saying this (I'm used to it)

but if we all can't appreciate each other's differences

what's going to happen to us?