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Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: ThreadBirther ()
Date: September 30, 2010 12:42AM

Chuck Hoffmann-



-Most valuable member of FFXU

-Extremely witty and clever

-Makes his wikipedia articles fun to read and shows a sense of humor in dry subjects

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: Favorite quote by Chuck ()
Date: September 30, 2010 12:43AM

Superior logic alone is not enough to win, but superior logic aggressively prosecuted and presented by a superior and prepared mind surely tips the balance in my favor.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: Best blogger ()
Date: September 30, 2010 12:45AM

Check out his blog howtobebad.com It's like he has the inside scoop on Fairfax.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 30, 2010 12:49AM

Are you that desperate for hits?

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 30, 2010 01:20AM

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2014 10:32AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2010 01:22AM

Isn't it sad the desperate lengths at getting attention Chuck Hoffmann will go to? He's like an unemployed 40 year old man-child.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 30, 2010 01:57AM

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2014 10:31AM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:01AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Isn't it sad the desperate lengths at getting
> > attention Chuck Hoffmann will go to? He's like
> an
> > unemployed 40 year old man-child.
>
> I was so looking forward to your input on this
> thread, Eesh.
>
> You have me pegged to a tee, no doubt about it! I
> am definitely a 40-year-old man-child, and I am
> not only unemployed, but I am broke as well!
>
> Oh, but I'm still smarter and funnier than you
> are, eesh.




I bet if you took some of that vast energy you dedicate to your blog and wiki articles and focus it on reading the classifieds or scanning Monster.com, you wouldn't be unemployed and broke.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:15AM

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:20AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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>
> I do this, and for surprisingly large amount of my
> day, and yet I still am, somehow (shock of
> shocks), broke and unemployed. Do you have any
> more useful suggestions, o sage?




I do have a suggestion for you Chuck, but I'm not going that route. People have been sued and/or arrested for encouraging others to commit suicide.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:21AM

That was GAY eesh. You SHOULD be ashamed.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:27AM

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: Sandra C ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:32AM

Charles, it's time to go to bed. I'll make you breakfast in the morning. :)

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:36AM

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:45AM

Something tells me Chuck's mom was the domineering and emotionally abusive type. He probably has the body in the basement like the guy from Psycho. I wouldn't be surprised of Chuck wears her old clothes and changes his voice to match hers.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 30, 2010 02:53AM

When you say "clothes", you really mean "skin" right?

==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 30, 2010 03:58AM

sorry, i can honestly say i haven't even clicked on the links to your blog. im a tough guy to sell, but there is one way i would visit. throw some hot naked chicks on there and you got yourself a deal. i know that you will say there are hot naked chicks on there because how would i know if i havent gone, and you are just waiting for me to click and be completely disappointed. i got lost here, i forgot my point. hot naked chicks.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: September 30, 2010 09:14AM

I think the verdict is out. Hoffman is a douche bag.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: fuckin a ()
Date: September 30, 2010 09:16AM

woooww! Gay Gay Gay Gay!

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 30, 2010 09:20AM

Go to sleep already Chuck.

Screaming GAY GAY GAY, isn't fooling
anyone into thinking you are not GAY.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Date: September 30, 2010 09:54AM

496 Wrote:
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> I think the verdict is out. Hoffman is a douche
> bag.


Nobody gives a fuck about his stupid, shitty blog.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 30, 2010 10:39AM

Well played WTL. Well played.

Or should I say, Chuck?

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 30, 2010 12:14PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> The only message in this thread I've written is
> this one. I swear, under penalty of perjury, I
> have written no others.

So you paid a bum to make three posts in rapid succession sucking your dick. Same difference.

> How many threads have people written about you,
> sunshine?

Several, but I fail to see what that has to do with anything. If some anonymous post started about how I'm the best contributor to this site and way funnier than you, that wouldn't necessarily mean it's true.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 30, 2010 12:19PM

Favorite quote by Chuck Wrote:
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> Superior logic alone is not enough to win, but
> superior logic aggressively prosecuted and
> presented by a superior and prepared mind surely
> tips the balance in my favor.

This doesn't even make sense.

If I have superior logic, that's not enough. If I have superior logic, can follow it through to the end, and present it in a superior and prepared way, it benefits chuckhoffman?

Here's a quote for you: "Eloquence and verbosity is not a prelude to intellectual dominance. The missives you wish to convey as alluding to one's superior mental designs must also not be fucking retarded."

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: / ()
Date: May 04, 2015 10:44PM

eesh Wrote:
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> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > I do this, and for surprisingly large amount of
> my
> > day, and yet I still am, somehow (shock of
> > shocks), broke and unemployed. Do you have any
> > more useful suggestions, o sage?

>
>
>
> I do have a suggestion for you Chuck, but I'm not
> going that route. People have been sued and/or
> arrested for encouraging others to commit suicide.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: .period. ()
Date: May 05, 2015 07:36AM

You are all gay. Be happy, fuckers!

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: eesh (with gi joe kung fu grip) ()
Date: May 05, 2015 08:31PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Something tells me Chuck's mom was the domineering
> and emotionally abusive type. He probably has the
> body in the basement like the guy from Psycho. I
> wouldn't be surprised of Chuck wears her old
> clothes and changes his voice to match hers



No, that's your issue eesh.

You fucking slinkynecked faggot

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: XCMyh ()
Date: May 05, 2015 09:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Isn't it sad the desperate lengths at getting
> attention Michael Basl will go to? He's like an
> unemployed 34 year old man-child who goes to community college.

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Re: Chuck Hoffmann
Posted by: kMC7h ()
Date: May 05, 2015 10:17PM

eesh (with gi joe kung fu grip) Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something tells me Chuck's mom was the
> domineering
> > and emotionally abusive type. He probably has
> the
> > body in the basement like the guy from Psycho.
> I
> > wouldn't be surprised of Chuck wears her old
> > clothes and changes his voice to match hers
>
>
>
> No, that's your issue eesh.
>
> You fucking slinkynecked faggot


it's oddball shit like this that he says that makes other believe he's talking about himself. who even thinks up freaky shit like this unless they've done it themselves? from the looks of it eesh's mother was the abusive domineering one with the way he turned out. and since she's dead he probably does dress up in her clothes and since he is a schizoid he probably does mimic and hear her voice in his head all day long telling him what a worthless mistakes he was and how she wishes he was never born.

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