§ 59.1-402. Racing under false name; penalty.

Any person who knowingly enters or races any horse in any running or harness race under any name or designation other than the name or designation assigned to such horse by and registered with the Jockey Club, the United States Trotting Association, the American Quarter Horse Association, or other applicable association or who knowingly instigates, engages in, or in any way furthers any act by which any horse is entered or raced in any running or trotting race under any name or designation other than the name or designation duly assigned by and registered with the Jockey Club, the United States Trotting Association, the American Quarter Horse Association, or other applicable association, is guilty of a Class 4 felony.

So, if I register a horse under the name "Police State", but then I race it under the name "Gellin Felon", then I can be imprisoned for 2-10 years and fined up to $100,000?

Post other weird virginia laws that you find, there are some pretty odd ones! http://leg1.state.va.us/000/src.htm

So, if I register a horse under the name "Police State", but then I race it under the name "Gellin Felon", then I can be imprisoned for 2-10 years and fined up to $100,000?

It's to prevent people from scamming race books. You could make a lot of money if you took a top-notch thoroughbred and entered it into races under a false name.

§ 29.1-539. Keeping deer or bear struck by motor vehicle; procedure to be followed by driver.

Any person driving a motor vehicle who collides with a deer or bear may, upon compliance with the provisions of this section, keep the deer or bear for his own use as if the animal had been killed by that person during hunting season for the animal.

Any person so killing any deer or bear shall immediately report the accident to the conservation police officer or other law-enforcement officer of the county or city where the accident occurred. The conservation police officer or other law-enforcement officer shall view the deer or bear and if he believes that the deer or bear was killed by the collision with the motor vehicle or injured to such an extent as to require its death, he shall award the animal to the person claiming the deer or bear, and shall give the person a certificate to that effect on forms furnished by the Department.

I wonder if the certificate is suitable for framing.

fucck youu.

In some states it's against the law to have your shoelaces untied. I also remember my uncle being fined once, for spitting on the sidewalk (I dunno wtf it was at though).

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

eesh's real address:

Willi@m Zumw@lt
6828 Corder Ln Lorton, VA 22079

work:

MPRI CORPORATE ADDRESS
1320 Braddock Place
Alexandria, VA 22314-1694
800.634.2874

http://www.mpri.com/esite/index.php/...out/contact_us

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Call a woman a slut (when it's not true), is a class 3 misdemeanor.

Call a man something equivalent, and it's just 'taking shit'

http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-417.HTM

trogdor! Wrote:
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> Call a woman a slut (when it's not true), is a
> class 3 misdemeanor.
>
> Call a man something equivalent, and it's just
> 'taking shit'
>
> http://leg1.state.va.us/000/cod/18.2-417.HTM


nice

not virginia. west virginia

"It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps."

"It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs."

"�61-8-15. Profane swearing and drunkenness; penalty.

If any person arrived at the age of discretion profanely curse or swear or get drunk in public, he shall be fined by a justice one dollar for each offense."

i dunno about today but ten years ago in texas it was legal to not have a windshield on your vehicle but illegal not to have wipers.

yeefuckinghaw

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> trogdor! Wrote:

> > Call a man something equivalent, and it's just
> > 'taking shit'

> nice

Heh...a variation on 'taking the piss'?

In Lebanon it's illegal to kick your wife out of bed.

In Norfolk, a man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.

in Richmond it is illegal to flip a coin in an eating establishment to determine
who buys a cup of coffee.

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> In Lebanon it's illegal to kick your wife out of
> bed.

This is what happens when we let women vote.

I gotst pulled ova by a fallz church cop one nite fo a DWB.

Las month I gots anotha DWB down in Lorton.

Yours in Christ
Black Adam

§ 18.2-251.1. Possession or distribution of marijuana for medical purposes permitted.

A. No person shall be prosecuted under § 18.2-250 or § 18.2-250.1 for the possession of marijuana or tetrahydrocannabinol when that possession occurs pursuant to a valid prescription issued by a medical doctor in the course of his professional practice for treatment of cancer or glaucoma.

B. No medical doctor shall be prosecuted under § 18.2-248 or § 18.2-248.1 for dispensing or distributing marijuana or tetrahydrocannabinol for medical purposes when such action occurs in the course of his professional practice for treatment of cancer or glaucoma.

C. No pharmacist shall be prosecuted under §§ 18.2-248 to 18.2-248.1 for dispensing or distributing marijuana or tetrahydrocannabinol to any person who holds a valid prescription of a medical doctor for such substance issued in the course of such doctor's professional practice for treatment of cancer or glaucoma.

(1979, c. 435.)

18.2-344. Fornication.


Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have
sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty
of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.

(Code 1950, 18.1-188, 18.1-190; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc.
14, 15.)

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§ 18.2-417. Slander and libel.

Any person who shall falsely utter and speak, or falsely write and publish, of and concerning any female of chaste character, any words derogatory of such female's character for virtue and chastity, or imputing to such female acts not virtuous and chaste, or who shall falsely utter and speak, or falsely write and publish, of and concerning another person, any words which from their usual construction and common acceptation are construed as insults and tend to violence and breach of the peace or shall use grossly insulting language to any female
of good character or reputation, shall be guilty of a Class 3 misdemeanor

So calling a virgin chick a slut - against the law. Calling a non-virgin a slut, perfectly ok.

Radiophile Wrote:
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> So calling a virgin chick a slut - against the
> law. Calling a non-virgin a slut, perfectly ok.

Calling Chuck Hoffmann a stupid douchebag is perfectly OK then.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

The animal charge is legit. 69ing or analing your significant other is a felony.

§ 18.2-361. Crimes against nature; penalty.

A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal,or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B.

> ...except as provided in subsection B.

Uh...what's subsection B?...physician prescription or something?

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Radiophile Wrote:
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> > So calling a virgin chick a slut - against the
> > law. Calling a non-virgin a slut, perfectly ok.
>
> Calling Chuck Hoffmann a stupid douchebag is
> perfectly OK then.


Calling MrMeFistaHo a good musician should be felony.