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How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: Po white trash ()
Date: April 27, 2024 06:35PM

I’ve had the same cheap coffee table for over 10 years, it’s all wobbly and broken and I can’t afford a new one

I know a person that’s had over 8-10 brand new cars over the last 10 years

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: most hillbillys ()
Date: April 27, 2024 06:58PM

Po white trash Wrote:
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> I’ve had the same cheap coffee table for over 10
> years, it’s all wobbly and broken and I can’t
> afford a new one
>
> I know a person that’s had over 8-10 brand new
> cars over the last 10 years


Hillbilly people usually still use the old PVC tube constructed tables that southern cousins used in 1960s, when plastic was cool. They inherit the junk and last decades. they just use a big plastic bin cover as the table top. You think I lie?

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: ????? ()
Date: April 27, 2024 07:13PM

most hillbillys Wrote:
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> Po white trash Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I’ve had the same cheap coffee table for over
> 10
> > years, it’s all wobbly and broken and I
> can’t
> > afford a new one
> >
> > I know a person that’s had over 8-10 brand
> new
> > cars over the last 10 years
>
>
> Hillbilly people usually still use the old PVC
> tube constructed tables that southern cousins
> used in 1960s, when plastic was cool. They
> inherit the junk and last decades. they just use a
> big plastic bin cover as the table top. You think
> I lie?

I thought pvc was used to make homemade hockey nets

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: million uses ()
Date: April 27, 2024 07:24PM

????? Wrote:
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> most hillbillys Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Po white trash Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I’ve had the same cheap coffee table for
> over
> > 10
> > > years, it’s all wobbly and broken and I
> > can’t
> > > afford a new one
> > >
> > > I know a person that’s had over 8-10 brand
> > new
> > > cars over the last 10 years
> >
> >
> > Hillbilly people usually still use the old PVC
> > tube constructed tables that southern cousins
> > used in 1960s, when plastic was cool. They
> > inherit the junk and last decades. they just use
> a
> > big plastic bin cover as the table top. You
> think
> > I lie?
>
> I thought pvc was used to make homemade hockey
> nets


pvc is amazing stuff. can make a neat spud cannon with one. Safe and clean family fun.

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Date: April 27, 2024 07:46PM

"How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?"

hey kike!

hmmmmm.....good question....it has less to do with coffee tables and more to do with joe biden the k.k.k. boy, the last dixiecrat...

if you voted for joe biden, you are officially white trash, regardless of your skin color

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: Gerbil smuggler . ()
Date: April 27, 2024 07:55PM

million uses Wrote:
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> ????? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > most hillbillys Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Po white trash Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I’ve had the same cheap coffee table for
> > over
> > > 10
> > > > years, it’s all wobbly and broken and I
> > > can’t
> > > > afford a new one
> > > >
> > > > I know a person that’s had over 8-10
> brand
> > > new
> > > > cars over the last 10 years
> > >
> > >
> > > Hillbilly people usually still use the old
> PVC
> > > tube constructed tables that southern
> cousins
> > > used in 1960s, when plastic was cool. They
> > > inherit the junk and last decades. they just
> use
> > a
> > > big plastic bin cover as the table top. You
> > think
> > > I lie?
> >
> > I thought pvc was used to make homemade hockey
> > nets
>
>
> pvc is amazing stuff. can make a neat spud cannon
> with one. Safe and clean family fun.


Great for gerbils

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: Poor White 850K Shack Trash ()
Date: April 27, 2024 08:47PM

My end tables are over 60 years old they have the stain worn off from sliding thousands of cold beers on them my dining room table is scratched and smells like Hoppes #9 from cleaning all of my dozens of guns so many times. I Use old Wash Posts I find in trash cans to clean the assault weapons and concealable and semi auto handguns on . Many are ripped by angry readers !

My beds mattress is over 35 years old now with numerous nefarious stains on it

You can't judge my Mantua house by its outside cover is all I can say, my long paid off house is worth almost a cool million but my furniture is beat !

Who can afford anything nice with elderly rich uncaring JOE Biden the Democrat in office and his equally uncaring smug and rich from politics Democrats in power !

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: Toothless Trumptard ()
Date: April 27, 2024 09:02PM

What’s a coffee table?

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: great grandad owned nogs ()
Date: April 27, 2024 09:07PM

I have my great grandfathers coffee table. It is like 114 years old. I guess I am white trash.

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: White ()
Date: April 27, 2024 10:17PM

great grandad owned nogs Wrote:
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> I have my great grandfathers coffee table. It is
> like 114 years old. I guess I am white trash.


No one said how many years old it had to be yet

But if you can still call yourself white trash

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Re: How many years does it take to own the same coffee table to be considered poor white trash?
Posted by: always remember ()
Date: April 27, 2024 10:31PM

What's one man's treasure is another man's trash...and vicesa versa.

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