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Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: September 20, 2010 08:53PM

My name is Eli. I wrote a book. It was made into a movie. Denzel Washington starred in it.
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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Jane2 ()
Date: September 20, 2010 08:55PM

That's hot

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2010 09:12PM

How's school? Studying hard?

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Bonie ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:09PM

Eli is back!!!

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> How's school? Studying hard?


Hows the "old person" insurance policy rates? They are either gonna drop you cause your medication/treatment, for down syndrome is getting expensive or cause you are getting close to kicking the bucket.

When is your Bday? Ill salute your birthday in advance ;) That is 1 less year you get to live and closer you are to.....as Christians would say....Jesus ;)

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Jane2 ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:47PM

He's not that much older than you Mr. Firrat 21 year old

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:50PM

Jane2 Wrote:
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> He's not that much older than you Mr. Firrat 21
> year old




29 is a bit older than 21 Ms. Jane.

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:53PM

Jane2 Wrote:
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> He's not that much older than you Mr. Firrat 21
> year old


I'm not 21.

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:54PM

Firrat Wrote:
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> > He's not that much older than you Mr. Firrat 21
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> I'm not 21.

Really? OH MY GOD!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Jane2 ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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> > He's not that much older than you Mr. Firrat 21
> > year old
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> 29 is a bit older than 21 Ms. Jane.

In some regards yes, Mr. eesh.

But, sexually noone really knows shit until they've lived

at least 35 years

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:58PM

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> But, sexually noone really knows shit until
> they've lived
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> at least 35 years






LOL wut

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 20, 2010 10:59PM

eesh Wrote:
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> > But, sexually noone really knows shit until
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> LOL wut

She's saying only old people know how to fuck.

I think.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2010 11:00PM

Talk about hell cats in bed. MEEEEOOOOWWWWW





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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Jane2 ()
Date: September 20, 2010 11:01PM

Firrat Wrote:
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> > He's not that much older than you Mr. Firrat 21
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> I'm not 21.


yes you are

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 20, 2010 11:02PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Talk about hell cats in bed. MEEEEOOOOWWWWW
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That one in the front middle can ride the skin off your dick.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Jane2 ()
Date: September 20, 2010 11:04PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Talk about hell cats in bed. MEEEEOOOOWWWWW
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I bet you've had that pic in your files

just for "special occasions" huh?

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: September 20, 2010 11:06PM

Jane2 Wrote:
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> 21
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> > I'm not 21.
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> yes you are

If you say so

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: AutoBot ()
Date: June 23, 2011 03:12PM

standing;...

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 23, 2011 06:45PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH THIS IS SOOO FUNNY CUZ I AM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH EMINEM

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Re: Will the Real Eli Please Stand Up
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: October 15, 2011 10:55PM

Standing... present and accounted for.

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