Some CROOKED JOE BIDEN LEFTIST SOCIALIST PUSSY, is trying to obstruct my 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS here. Hey twerp! Kiss my ass you BABBLING BIDEN BABY as you can block and I WILL POST MORE. PRESIDENT TRUMPS ELECTION WAS RIGGED by swamp people of DC like you. Your WITCH-HUNT here and elsewhere is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

Kiss CROOKED JOE BOWELS ass. Eat ice cream and sniff children.

This is my spot and that of others to discuss our bowels. Fuck off and leave veterans who fought for your freedoms alone. Do that World Wide Web nonsense on the main page. I’m sure you are that one with the drug shit just like hippies back years ago did. Do your drugs and fuck off. My bowels and all of us have a support group here. You’re either part of the solution or a problem JOE BIDEN LOVER.

I think the guy whose name was out there shut this down. Yet either way let’s keep this thread up, as I’m curious about what this is about.

I have now lost 22 pounds. Soon I will have to take the Fatso out of my be

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> I have now lost 22 pounds. Soon I will have to
> take the Fatso out of my name. Go Trump!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Kiss my ass
>
> Kiss CROOKED JOE BOWELS ass. Eat ice cream and
> sniff children.
>
> This is my spot and that of others to discuss our
> bowels.


Brown Onion you make my dick hard with that ass-kissing talk. You have made me hot and horny for some lips and tongue action on my asshole. It feels so nice when a long tongue reaches up in there and flicks around on my colon's g-spot.

Then when my asshole is dripping wet and my cock is rock hard I like to stick my nose up in Pearl Onion's asshole and take a deep whiff of the fumes before I ram my cock up into her bowels to blast a giant load of spunk. Sometimes Pearl Onion takes a shit afterward into the waiting mouth of Maui Onion, Brown Onion, or another Brother in Bowels and they get to taste my jizz covering her tasty turds.

Buggering a fellow Bowels Brother and shooting a load of baby batter up their asshole is great. That brownish-white goo stain on their pants, or dripping down their leg is a sure sign of a happy Brother in Bowels.

Let's use this thread to discuss our poops and butthole fun.

Since I stopped eating at Tippys Taco, my bowels are in much better shape.

Pearl Onion serving dinner to Greg Thomas aka Brown Onion this evening at 8645 McHenry St, Vienna VA

I rest my case, as this 1st amendment/bowel blocker is a sick puppy. This also proves without a doubt, about the WITCH-HUNT PRESIDENT TRUMP is under from CROOKED JOE BIDEN. This crackpot wants to deny the rigging and our rights spelled under the constitution.

Did you know President Washington had bowel problems? Through his military and presidential career, his bowels caused him pain, delays, and unforeseen issues going into battle. I find this shit fascinating, and can cite my sources. Off to the groan throne, but it is our sacred right to discuss our bowels.

Today Elevation Burger and Baskin Robbin’s. Take that bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I rest my case, as this 1st amendment/bowel
> blocker is a sick puppy. This also proves without
> a doubt, about the WITCH-HUNT PRESIDENT TRUMP is
> under from CROOKED JOE BIDEN. This crackpot wants
> to deny the rigging and our rights spelled under
> the constitution.
>
> Did you know President Washington had bowel
> problems? Through his military and presidential
> career, his bowels caused him pain, delays, and
> unforeseen issues going into battle. I find this
> shit fascinating, and can cite my sources. Off to
> the groan throne, but it is our sacred right to
> discuss our bowels.


My lover Brown Onion speaks the truth about shit. We Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) do find shit fascinating. Indeed, we are perhaps truly OBSESSED with shit, scat, defecation, buggery, feces, bowels, colons, excrement, and all shitty things.

The scatological aspects of the Presidency are fascinating. President Washington's bowels were tended to by his wife Martha, who used a porcelain implement greased with lard (now on display at Mount Vernon) to loosen and break up the contents of George's bowels. During the Revolutionary War, Polish General Casimir Pulaski defended Washington's rear from unfriendly entry. George Washington and his French lover the Marquis de Lafayette often enjoyed anal sex with each other and threesomes with Alexander Hamilton.

Abramham Lincoln was well known for spooning in bed with other men and having his rectum teased and bowels poked. James Buchanan and his gay lover buggered each other nearly every night of his presidency. President Taft, a glutton who is admired by Meade Skelton, was known for his hasty visits the nearest outhouse many times per day. Lyndon Johnson hired a special assistant named Walter Jenkins to attend to his aching bunghole which suffered from passing Texas-sized turds. When Jenkins offered up his own asshole to men in the YMCA gym, Johnson became jealous and fired him.

The notoriously ripe anus of Barack Obama likely acquires much of its offensive odor from his wife Michelle/Michael Obama's semen leaking out during the day. President Trump crapped his pants on the golf course. President Biden famously shit himself during a visit with the Pope, was forced to halt his motorcade for an emergency stop at a loo while en route to the Queen's funeral. Joementia Biden now wears adult diapers. As a joke, secret service agents occasionally offer bowels of their diarrhoea to the current president, who eats it with a smile thinking it is chili.

Can an enema truly clear out bowels? Even a big one?

Ron Crapper Wrote:
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> Can an enema truly clear out bowels? Even a big
> one?

Meade Skelton swears by enemas and he never leaves home without one. However since Meade is asexual, he would have no knowledge how a solid pounding from a hard cock would contribute to clearing out the bowels.

Brown Onion does not partake of traditional enemas, he prefres loads of semen blasted up his ass by fellow Brothers in Bowels, which provide more than adequate lubrication. If Meade were to join the ranks of Brown Onion and embrace the joys of gay sex, he might not need enemas.

Buttfucking, ass-to-mouth starfish licking, and shit-eating are the specialty of Brown Onion and the Brothers in Bowels: the anal sex and shit-eating experts. They would welcome Meade with open arms anuses.

Damn you Mike Pence! Turncoat! Benedict Arnold! My food is everywhere and I’m not happy! CROOKED JOE BIDEN and his WEAPONIZED WITCH HUNT against PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. Never was a trumper. So angry that Mike Pence sold his soul to JOE CROOKED BIDEN!!!!! Why? PRESIDENT TRUMP to win EASY you turncoat!!!!!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Damn you Mike Pence! Turncoat! Benedict Arnold! My
> food is everywhere and I’m not happy! CROOKED
> JOE BIDEN and his WEAPONIZED WITCH HUNT against
> PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. Never was a trumper. So
> angry that Mike Pence sold his soul to JOE CROOKED
> BIDEN!!!!! Why? PRESIDENT TRUMP to win EASY you
> turncoat!!!!!


Easy there lover boy, too much gin is not good for the bowels. I'm glad you called an Uber and trust you made it home safely from our post-lunch play session with Purple Onion and Maui Onion. Your long tongue felt great up in my colon. It's too bad that Pearl Onion couldn't join us. She has a sweet little pooper and her tamale shits are to die for.

Here's a thought. How about we invite Mike Pence over for a session at your place on McHenry Street in Vienna. You can plow his ass and then let him lick the chunks off your dick. That will get Mike's cock as hard as one of those shit boulders from your own bowels. Then one of us can squat over his face, slowly letting the turtle peek its head out, and begin expounding on the virtues of the great Orange God-King. By the end of the night the Brothers in Bowels should be able to coax Mike Pence to endorse Donald Trump. Once he caves, you can finish him off orally, allowing a remade Mike Pence to whitewash your tonsils in honor of Trump. What do you think?

Calm down man. Pence is thinking of 2028. Simple politics.

Same old shit.

Sitting on the groan throne, my toenails grinding away at the tile grout. Sweaty forehead and straining on my starfish. Finally that red tie and grey hair popped out. The Indiana gremlin Mike Pence is now properly flushed away from my bowels and groan throne. Never Trumper. He supports CROOKED JOE BIDEN. Going to need witch hazel and my sister to use a rectal mirror to see the damage done. His giant lying head as the midwives helped me with breathing exercises.

Slept in late today and I am starving. Going to fry up a can of sliced Spam and have it with 4 fried eggs and two English muffins drenched in real butter. My bowels can just deal with it.

Eggs over my hammy, pancakes, sausage, coffee.

*F.G.F. Mahdi starts clapping like a metronome at 60 b.p.m. and slowly the rest of the cast of FFU slowly join in and clap in unison, the forum libtard clapping off beat*

*mahdi gives the libtard clapping off beat a dirty look*

*cue the dramatic orchestral music*

*a solitary tear of joy drips out the side of Mahdi's i-lid overwhelmed by the patriotic words of Brown Onion*

Meade & Mahdi

I sit here with midwives again. DAMN YOU MIKE PENCE! My bowels and I are irritated!!! CROOKED JOE BIDEN

You go to the bathroom. You then leave. Nothing more nothing less. No need to obsess over it.

I love how arrogant the superior bowel types are. When you have a belt in your mouth, midwives in your bathroom, your smarmy comments will be remembered!

The bowel trodden are in pain. The angst of shame against our colons, starfish, and intestinal woes bring the sick folks glee.

Mike Pence is a traitor to turn against PRESIDENT TRUMP. PRESIDENT TRUMP is HONEST DON TAKING AND ATTACKING THE DEEP STATE for US. WE THE PEOPLE. MAY GOD BLESS PATRIOT AND AMERICAN HERO DONALD TRUMP. HE is STRONG LOVES OUR WORKING PEOPLE and MILITARY. He even brought the island people’s toilet paper.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I love how arrogant the superior bowel types are.
> When you have a belt in your mouth, midwives in
> your bathroom, your smarmy comments will be
> remembered!
>
> The bowel trodden are in pain. The angst of shame
> against our colons, starfish, and intestinal woes
> bring the sick folks glee.
>
> Mike Pence is a traitor to turn against PRESIDENT
> TRUMP. PRESIDENT TRUMP is HONEST DON TAKING AND
> ATTACKING THE DEEP STATE for US. WE THE PEOPLE.
> MAY GOD BLESS PATRIOT AND AMERICAN HERO DONALD
> TRUMP. HE is STRONG LOVES OUR WORKING PEOPLE and
> MILITARY. He even brought the island people’s
> toilet paper.

You sound like the Don, you write like the Don. Donald is that you?

Is this the Don? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love how arrogant the superior bowel types
> are.
> > When you have a belt in your mouth, midwives in
> > your bathroom, your smarmy comments will be
> > remembered!
> >
> > The bowel trodden are in pain. The angst of
> shame
> > against our colons, starfish, and intestinal
> woes
> > bring the sick folks glee.
> >
> > Mike Pence is a traitor to turn against
> PRESIDENT
> > TRUMP. PRESIDENT TRUMP is HONEST DON TAKING AND
> > ATTACKING THE DEEP STATE for US. WE THE PEOPLE.
> > MAY GOD BLESS PATRIOT AND AMERICAN HERO DONALD
> > TRUMP. HE is STRONG LOVES OUR WORKING PEOPLE
> and
> > MILITARY. He even brought the island people’s
> > toilet paper.
>
> You sound like the Don, you write like the Don.
> Donald is that you?


No, that is the feces obsessed Brown Onion aka Gregory Thomas of 8645 McHenry St, Vienna VA

BO, Trump is going to get crushed this election. While I doubt he will be eligible, or running from a prison cell, so many republicans, democrats, and independents are going to reelect President Biden. This country has its moments of stupidity, but Trump chaos and disorder #2 won’t be a sequel. Your president will remain Biden.

Electoral College Wrote:
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> BO, Trump is going to get crushed this election.
> While I doubt he will be eligible, or running from
> a prison cell, so many republicans, democrats, and
> independents are going to reelect President Biden.
> This country has its moments of stupidity, but
> Trump chaos and disorder #2 won’t be a sequel.
> Your president will remain Biden.

Joe Biden will not be the Democrat candidate. You can bank on that.

Think again Wrote:
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> Electoral College Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO, Trump is going to get crushed this
> election.
> > While I doubt he will be eligible, or running
> from
> > a prison cell, so many republicans, democrats,
> and
> > independents are going to reelect President
> Biden.
> > This country has its moments of stupidity, but
> > Trump chaos and disorder #2 won’t be a
> sequel.
> > Your president will remain Biden.
>
> Joe Biden will not be the Democrat candidate. You
> can bank on that.


Are you threatening the president?

Hey BIB’s! Going to IHoP and get stacks of pancakes, sausages, hashbrowns, and coffee. Take that bowels.

I just got home from Sonic. Had two foot-long chili cheese dogs with onions and mustard along with some french toast sticks and hashbrowns. I love the fact that Sonic serves their entire menu 24 hours a day. Some days you just need chili-dogs for breakfast.

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Hey BIB’s! Going to IHoP and get stacks of
> pancakes, sausages, hashbrowns, and coffee. Take
> that bowels.


Stop impersonating me faggot. I, the real Fatso Freddie, am still on my diet and have lost 26 pounds. Haven’t been to IHOP since my diet started. Had for breakfast today a fruit plate and one slice of whole wheat toast.

Imitation is flattery Fatso Freddie. Hope the fruit bowls help your bowels. How are your bowels?

Am irritated today that CROOKED JOE BIDEN MOCKED PRESIDENT TRUMP! Unpatriotic. Unacceptable. Unethical.

His WITCH HUNT and other WEAPONIZED DOJ are disgusting!!! Matilda and I attended church, and we all had a great time educating congregants on IBS.

Howdy Mr Brownonion
It shore iz mighty nice of you to try an educate them church folkz like that. I think you are a great american sir. I am enjoyin my one day off this week. I has been workin longer hourz tryin ta build up my savins account. I now haz 3 months ov take home pay in my savins account. one ov my room renterz is movin out in May so It will be good ta have extra money on hand when I dont get hiz rent check no more.
One ov my neighborz found out me an my roomates is convicted felonz and now people look at us different. I guess there aint nothin I can do about that.

God bless mr brownonion

Pizza, wings, cheese bread, Coke. Take that bowels.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy Mr Brownonion
> It shore iz mighty nice of you to try an educate
> them church folkz like that. I think you are a
> great american sir. I am enjoyin my one day off
> this week. I has been workin longer hourz tryin ta
> build up my savins account. I now haz 3 months ov
> take home pay in my savins account. one ov my room
> renterz is movin out in May so It will be good ta
> have extra money on hand when I dont get hiz rent
> check no more.
> One ov my neighborz found out me an my roomates is
> convicted felonz and now people look at us
> different. I guess there aint nothin I can do
> about that.
>
> God bless mr brownonion


God bless you red onion. I’m sorry to hear people are being assholes. I don’t think it’s because of any convictions, my guess is these people are aware of your or their bowel problems. People like us are treated like lepers. The superior bowel crowd will always shit on us unfortunately.

Trump will be easily elected over Brandon

Took a shit of biblical proportions today. I’m not sure what I ate but is it normal to use an entire roll of TP? Nasty stench and the bathroom will get a break.

Popeyes chicken, fries, soda. Take that bowels.

I see why army men are young, because in Nam we had foxholes, but no proper groan throne or castor oil in the medics first aid kits. No rectal mirrors either.

I feel like my starfish should get a Purple Heart, as am grateful for the midwife’s, as the groan throne will need that worthless plumber tonight. The pain of my starfish and internal plumbing is real. I don’t wish IBS or anyone. President Trumps first action as an executive order will be to make groan throne flush more for big bowel movements.

Bent over from Donald Trump ? That’s my guess

Had three orders of Wendy's biscuts and gravy with 3 large breakfast fries and a large diet coke for breakfast. I thought that was pretty healthy.

Pizzas, burgers, wings, cookies. Take that bowels.

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Pizzas, burgers, wings, cookies. Take that bowels.

Hey Freddie, maybe next time you are having a meal it would be nice to have a salad and some fruit.

Down to 48” waist stretch slacks. Want plaid ones but can’t find them. More in Traitor Bob Barr’s shape, and not as svelte as President Trump or Mitch “The Turtle” McConnell. Actually I and my bowels would like to thank him for correcting a mistake, as he now endorses President trumps re election. He’s got a firm hand with our military and agencies, and is an American patriot.

I want him on Mount Rushmore.

Down to 48” waist stretch slacks. Want plaid ones but can’t find them. More in Traitor Bob Barr’s shape, and not as svelte as President Trump or Mitch “The Turtle” McConnell. Actually I and my bowels would like to thank him for correcting a mistake, as he now endorses President trumps re election. He’s got a firm hand with our military and agencies, and is an American patriot.

I want him on Mount Rushmore.

I am attending a meeting in the conference room at Hampton inn at 8:00 this morning. They said there will be a continental breakfast served. I am waiting in the parking lot now and getting ready to roll in there and get my hands on some donuts and pasteries. My bowels are ready!

Todays Cracker Barrel is going to lead to disastrous results!

Still on my diet. This morning having oatmeal and fresh fruit.

Election interference by TRAITOR MIKE PENCE. A COWARD TRYING TO CONTINUE HIS CAREER. TRUMP never LIKED him.

A suggestion for older folks. Am looking at 50” inseam stretchy pants in case of having to drop Mike Pence through what’s left of my starfish. It’s starting to look like a garage door back there!

Brown Onion,
How would you rate Trump vs Biden bowels? You seem to be around their age. Curious your thoughts?

Going to Red Robin. Burger and all you can eat fries. My bowels got this!

Tippy’s is good for you!

Big Onion Wrote:
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> Tippy’s is good for you!


I agree. Tippys keeps my bowels well cleaned out.

Going to take a ride up to Hagerstown today for a business meeting this morning and Im going to stop at Bob Evans for biscuits and gravy plus a sunshine skillet. My bowels can handle it!

Listening to Lawrence Welk records, and plan on being productive though. I hope what’s left of my bowels will allow me, to get in my Buick to handle business. Churches and other places of worship, are receptive to my education seminars on bowel health. We have a real movement here. The health department is frustrating, as IBS cards and posters are persona non grata. I have tasked my sister Matilda, to despite needing to decrease her caloric intake as she needs crisco to get through doors, to bring another approach with bowel health information. IBS is real and it’s time to get people to be more open about discussing their bowels, colons, and more!

Got an entire pack of Ballpark hotdogs on the grill with potato chips. Take that bowels.

Still on my diet. Had a chicken salad for lunch. Bowels doing very well.

Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Got an entire pack of Ballpark hotdogs on the
> grill with potato chips. Take that bowels.

Damn , that sounds good. I just placed a Hairy Teets pick-up order so I can grab some of those on the way home. Got potato rolls and beans to go with them. My bowels can handle it!

The innards of my groan throne look like the Starship Enterprise. I’m waiting for Bones to look at my colon and say “it’s dead Jim.” My bowels feel like a beat up Ford Truck with countless miles and no oil change. They hurt tonight as looking in the rectal mirror, looks like that Russian theater. My poor colon intestines and star fish will be hurt. I think my sister is stuck on the one groan throne I wanted to use.

Poaching a dozen eggs this morning to have with a bag of Giant brand frozen hash browns. My bowels got this!

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As usual someone with superior bowels shows their arrogance and insanity

And your climate goals?

8alls Wrote:
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> And your climate goals?


Make the hole in the ozone layer larger by being on the groan throne. In honor of Al Gore

We will send in the dog and he will bite you.

I’m tired of CROOKED JOE BIDEN and that NY PROSECUTOR who’s doing CROOKED JOE BIDENS work. Going after PRESIDENT TRUMP and the JANUARY HOSTAGES I have had enough. These people go after HARD WORKING SMART BUSINESSMEN and SUCCESSFUL CORPORATIONS that hire AMERICANS! PRESIDENT TRUMP going through a WITCH HUNT. This PARTISAN going after a GREAT AMERICAN HERO who made our ECONOMY and COUNTRY GREAT is unacceptable. CROOKED JOE BIDEN lost and now is coming after the GREATEST PRESIDENT we have EVER had!!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I’m tired of CROOKED JOE BIDEN and that NY
> PROSECUTOR who’s doing CROOKED JOE BIDENS work.
> Going after PRESIDENT TRUMP and the JANUARY
> HOSTAGES I have had enough. These people go after
> HARD WORKING SMART BUSINESSMEN and SUCCESSFUL
> CORPORATIONS that hire AMERICANS! PRESIDENT TRUMP
> going through a WITCH HUNT. This PARTISAN going
> after a GREAT AMERICAN HERO who made our ECONOMY
> and COUNTRY GREAT is unacceptable. CROOKED JOE
> BIDEN lost and now is coming after the GREATEST
> PRESIDENT we have EVER had!!


Wow things have gotten bad for Trump. He’s on the underground?

Mission BBQ tonight. My bowels got this!

My bowels are hurting, and my guess is a bridge will past through. Maybe a ship can help the log roll down yonder. I’m so happy as I ordered a bible from President Trump a great Christian man.

Pizza and ice cream. Take that bowels.

You all are lucky and fortunate. Wearing adult diapers and being incontinent is a disaster every single day. Count your blessings!

He used to say the bowels of our school. Quite often leading to lots of laughter

Pancakes and bacon. Take that bowels.

What a great place, to see people talking honestly about these health issues. I have IBS and it is a nightmare. All prescriptions have lots of side effects. This shouldn’t be a taboo subject. Thank you.

Good Friday Christ was put on the cross for us, today he moved to heaven, and tomorrow he is resurrected. This morning I wrote my pastor a moving sermon about this and how my bowels are, and he shook his head at me, and said “not at my church.”

It’s Gods church, it’s Jesus’s Church, it’s the holy spirit’s church. It’s all of ours. Never does it surprise me, that holy rollers, will stop a different Easter egg roll as part of the holiday season. He has arisen, and because of his pain on the cross, the next time I’m on the groan throne this is the cross that I am burdened by. Holy scripture provides almost all the answers to our bowels, as medical folks and scientists have left us with nothing but shame and disappointment.

Claiming to be a Christian, and putting the focus on your health issues, is not Christian behavior. I sit here repulsed by you. You should be excommunicated.

So good to see the original brothers in bowel back. Red Onion, Brown Onion, Green Onion, Fatso Freddie, and others!

Sorry Mr. Buttgeig, it won't happen again.

I pray for President Trump this water, and CROOKED JOE BIDEN continues to harass our true leader! These court cases are a sham! My bowels feel like a Easter Ham will pop on through the tiny tunnel.

Give yourself a honey mustard enema to loosen things up.

Hellooo Dere brown guyz ! I shore iz hopeful that all y'all iz having a great Easter. I iz having some freindz over in a couple hours ta have a few beerz an we are gonna get pizza an wingz delivered maybe play a few hands of exploding kittens. I shore am thankful for everything the good Lord haz gave me. I had been looking at buying me a Ford pickup truck from one of our customerz at work. I am looking forward to that as my little Toyota car is getting old an haz 300 thousand miles on it. Please everybody be good an listen to the good advice from Mr Brownonion.

Hi Mr Red Onion, my apologies. Exploding Kittens? Am getting older so is this a new term for bomb dropping in the groan throne? So hope you get a nice truck and your bowels are behaving well.

Today is Easter, and like Jesus the crosses we carry are our bowels. God knows of our suffering, but compared to his son, and saving us we are to be grateful. Sure I might have the rectal mirror out, and scream like coyotes copulating tonight, but this less salted ham and other foods will do what the Lord says must happen. I will look at the cross near the groan throne for guidance, as it’s correctly placed below the picture of President Trump.

I ate a couple pounds of ham and a whole box of great value scalloped potatoes and a peperege farm frozen cake for dessert. My bowels are in trouble.

Am so angry my bowels will flare up. It’s Easter LIBERAL MEDIA and CROOKED JOE BIDEN. Have you have NO EMPATHY, CLASS, KINDNESS, or REMORSE for WHAT YOU DID TO PRESIDENT TRUMP? IT IS EASTER and you are NOT CHRISTIANS! TRUMP IS BEING WORSE TREATED THAN JESUS!

Wonder if Crooked Joe Bidens bowels are having a Easter egg roll.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wonder if Crooked Joe Bidens bowels are having a
> Easter egg roll.


Wonder if Joe Biden is playing with Cadbury Creme Eggs? Also wonder if Brown and his gay lover are playing with Cadbury Creme Eggs?

On Saturday night Pearl Onion stealthily inserted five or six yummy Cadbury Creme Eggs up my bunghole while I slept. Thus I awoke on Easter morning, with full bowels and the titillating sensation of Pearl's tongue gently caressing my starfish. She was doing a good job of eating the melted chocolate as it leaked out of my sleeping anus but it proved difficult to hold all that chocolate inside. Unable to keep my sphincter clenched shut, I rolled on top of her and let loose a torrent of molten chocolate and fecal matter on her face and chest. This was an incredible turn on and we ended up fucking for the next couple of hours, each of us cumming several times.

Last night I did the same to Pearl Onion. Shortly before dawn I slipped four Cadbury Creme Eggs up Pearl's poop chute and waited patiently. Before long her body heat had started to melt the chocolate and it began to ooze out. She woke up as I was lapping at her juicy starfish and she rewarded me with a series of "chocolate turds" which I wolfed down. Again this led to another long session of fucking and my dick still smells of chocolate.

If one of the onions wants to slide a couple Cadbury eggs up my ass, be my guest. Eating a shrimp and Asiago omelette with a couple glasses of whole milk now. It's not sitting well on the 2 grapefruits I just ate.

That Cadbury Creme Egg trick sounds hot. I'm going to slip a few of the eggs up Brown Onion's ass right now before he wakes up.

Greg Thomas will have the sweetest bowels on McHenry Street, and possibly in all of Vienna.

I am taking a few days off for spring break. I discovered that Ledo Calzones are only 6 dollars on Tuesdays. I will be standing at the door at Ledos when they open at 11. I am going to try to eat three calzones. My bowels should be able to handle it!

I wish I had the command authority of president Trump on a golf course. Just a few more months and he will as we all know be the president of the United States.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I had the command authority of president
> Trump on a golf course. Just a few more months and
> he will as we all know be the president of the
> United States.


Donald Trump would have enjoyed that sweet nectar pouring out of your bowels this morning. For that matter Biden or anyone else would find it equally appealing. Nothing beats melted milk chocolate oozing from the depths of a ripe bowel. The mixture of chocolate, bits of undigested food, fecal matter, and semen has a delightful fresh, sweet aroma and tastes delightful. The small bits of undigested red bell pepper, carrot, and corn kernels add visual appeal. I would post photos but Brown Onion ate the entire contents of his bowels immediately after releasing onto the tarp covering the bed. I only got a couple bites and there was none left over for the other Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) who have been stopping by all day hoping for a taste. Hopefully the mixture will smell and taste equally delightful after it passes through Brown's GI tract a second time.

Cadbury Creme Egg Sunday Funday Bowels edition with Brown Onion

For the fellow Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) eager to enjoy ass-ripened Cadbury Creme Eggs, take note that your Bowels Buddy partner will most likely wake up as the eggs are inserted. I only managed to slide two Cadbury Creme Eggs up Brown Onion's penis holster before he took note and began to moan softly. After 4 or 5 eggs, Brown's colon was filling up and his cock was rock hard. At that point I used the plunger from his Vitamix blender to seat the Cadbury eggs deeper into Brown Onion's nether regions. A 10 or 12 inch cocktail muddler would also work.

Once the eggs are well-packed to within a couple inches from the "exit hole", add the Special cream filling. Insert your penis and shoot a good-sized load of jizz up your partner's poop chute, then remove your cock and plug with additional Cadbury Creme Eggs. Brown Onion was begging for additional loads from other BiB's but by then his bowels were too filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs to take any more dicking.

Allow adequate time for the Cadbury eggs to marinate and ripen. As the eggs melt, the bowel juices and semen will penetrate and mingle with the chocolate and creme filling. With his bowels full of packed chocolate and jizz, Brown Onion was tempted to blow it all out right away. Allowing the eggs to become molten will reward BiB's with a delicious and full-flavored sweet treat.

Brown Onion and I have plans to stock up on additional Cadbury Creme Eggs for more sessions before they are gone for the year.

Stop MOCKING OUR PRESIDENT AND COUNTRY! A imitation of my user name it’s CROOKED JOE BIDEN’S SWAMP! The DOJ is WEAPONIZED AGAINST MAGA and PRESIDENT TRUMP!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Stop MOCKING OUR PRESIDENT AND COUNTRY! A
> imitation of my user name it’s CROOKED JOE
> BIDEN’S SWAMP! The DOJ is WEAPONIZED AGAINST
> MAGA and PRESIDENT TRUMP!


I ordered 6 calzones at Ledo's today. Ate 3 and took the others to go. I scored about 50 of those Cadbury Creme Eggs on sale from the supermarket next door.

Might be fun to have a naked "easter egg hunt" with a few of the Bowels Brothers, so Brown Onion and gay loverboy you all are welcome to come join in the festivities. We can play a game where we pick someone to be Joe Biden and someone else to be Donald Trump and see how many Cadbury Creme Eggs fit up each one's ass.

That sounds like a lot of fun, Boiled. I think several of the other Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) have already been stocking up on Cadbury Creme Eggs and would be interested in an Easter Egg party. Brown Onion would definitely be game for loading up a Biden supporter's ass with Cadbury eggs and jizz.

There are many other game possibilities such as an egg hunt where some people secretly hide Cadbury Creme Eggs up their asses and other players try to sniff out who has them.

Shut up gay lover. You don’t exist other than being some World Wide Web pest. You’re probably in AOL chat, doing the same nonsense over there.

Today the GI. The indifference. The sanctimonious staff, yelling out my name. Getting my starfish checked for damages. Thick stinky fingers being mortician like cold, insulting my diet choices or an iota of topics he has ready to go. Those of us with IBS are treated like pariahs in our community.

I am going to target
They have a pizza hut express in there. Dangerous I know but sometimes you want a large pan meat lovers.

I want 5 guys

4 guys would be ok too.

You’re lucky. I’m incontinent. That’s worse.