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Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 22, 2024 03:33PM
I’m so relieved to see President Trump fighting back. His speeches are beautiful and patriotic. He’s shown how smart he is with cognitive tests. We are a blessed nation to have under God President Trumps leadership. Now that everything has been revealed as a witch hunt and hoax, I want to report my bowels actually feel better after an Epsom salt bath. These sitz baths help the starfish and innards get relief.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Midgetville Denizen
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Date: February 22, 2024 04:07PM
Those midwives do anal? Asking for a friend. Heh heh.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
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Date: February 22, 2024 04:30PM
My bowels feel better after a tongue bath by Brown Onion. He can really hit the spot, and he can go at it for hours.
Sometimes I feel guilty that my tongue gets tired, so I break out the shock toy and send Brown Onion into ecstacy as his sphincter gapes and spasms.
Sometimes I feel guilty that my tongue gets tired, so I break out the shock toy and send Brown Onion into ecstacy as his sphincter gapes and spasms.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
121 posts in 3 years
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Date: February 22, 2024 04:34PM
Prolific
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 22, 2024 06:51PM
121 posts in 3 years Wrote:
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> Prolific
President Trump is our ONLY CHANCE to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Donate to his campaign, as he needs our help! He’s a wonderful man, protects Christian values.
Right now my rectal mirror shows a war is coming down through my bowels.
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> Prolific
President Trump is our ONLY CHANCE to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Donate to his campaign, as he needs our help! He’s a wonderful man, protects Christian values.
Right now my rectal mirror shows a war is coming down through my bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Collector
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Date: February 22, 2024 07:45PM
Share a picture of that. TIA
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
starfish troopers
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Date: February 23, 2024 08:14AM
Trump is a bitch and he has bad bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
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Date: February 24, 2024 04:28AM
Hi all! 5am guy here.
5am guy is working all weekend again. 5am guy has the space heater in the mens room going and it will be 80 degrees in there soon. It is a good experience to have a warm mens room on a cold morning.
5am guy is working all weekend again. 5am guy has the space heater in the mens room going and it will be 80 degrees in there soon. It is a good experience to have a warm mens room on a cold morning.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Gizzards
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Date: February 24, 2024 05:01AM
You’re early.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: February 24, 2024 07:52AM
The Meaty Cheesy Crispy Mega omlette at IHOP is pretty sweet. I am having two of them plus flapjacks!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: February 24, 2024 07:57AM
I am going to end my diet today, and go to IHOP and a cheeseburger omelette with pancakes.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
toasty 1
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Date: February 25, 2024 02:51AM
5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy here.
> 5am guy is working all weekend again. 5am guy has
> the space heater in the mens room going and it
> will be 80 degrees in there soon. It is a good
> experience to have a warm mens room on a cold
> morning.
I have a wall mounted electric heater in two of my bathrooms and when I get up in the morning I will turn one on and let it heat the bathroom up to about 80. It is so nice to take a dump and have a shower in a nice warm bathroom.
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> Hi all! 5am guy here.
> 5am guy is working all weekend again. 5am guy has
> the space heater in the mens room going and it
> will be 80 degrees in there soon. It is a good
> experience to have a warm mens room on a cold
> morning.
I have a wall mounted electric heater in two of my bathrooms and when I get up in the morning I will turn one on and let it heat the bathroom up to about 80. It is so nice to take a dump and have a shower in a nice warm bathroom.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
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Date: February 25, 2024 05:00AM
toasty 1 Wrote:
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> 5am guy. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy here.
> > 5am guy is working all weekend again. 5am guy
> has
> > the space heater in the mens room going and it
> > will be 80 degrees in there soon. It is a good
> > experience to have a warm mens room on a cold
> > morning.
>
> I have a wall mounted electric heater in two of my
> bathrooms and when I get up in the morning I will
> turn one on and let it heat the bathroom up to
> about 80. It is so nice to take a dump and have a
> shower in a nice warm bathroom.
5am guy loves that feeling of warmth. 5am guy feels that the heat makes 5am guy really relaxed.Sometimes even in the summer 5am guy will use the heater.
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> 5am guy. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy here.
> > 5am guy is working all weekend again. 5am guy
> has
> > the space heater in the mens room going and it
> > will be 80 degrees in there soon. It is a good
> > experience to have a warm mens room on a cold
> > morning.
>
> I have a wall mounted electric heater in two of my
> bathrooms and when I get up in the morning I will
> turn one on and let it heat the bathroom up to
> about 80. It is so nice to take a dump and have a
> shower in a nice warm bathroom.
5am guy loves that feeling of warmth. 5am guy feels that the heat makes 5am guy really relaxed.Sometimes even in the summer 5am guy will use the heater.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Gay Gus
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Date: February 25, 2024 07:50AM
Hey Mr. 5 am guy, I could warm you up with a nice penis suck.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: February 26, 2024 03:03PM
Some imposter. I’m the genuine article. Today will be pizzas, wings, cheese bread, and more than that. Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: February 26, 2024 03:29PM
As soon as I get off work I am going to pick up a couple veggie calzones and a cheezy garlic bread from Ledo. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 26, 2024 03:39PM
WWBD! I wish you all and your bowels well.
PRESIDENT TRUMP is appealing the FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT in NEW YORK. Businesses are leaving and he will not be held back from the election against CROOKED JOE BIDEN!
In the USA we do not have KINGS OR DICTATORS JOE! Thank God for the return of PRESIDENT TRUMP! I want to buy his golden shoes!
PRESIDENT TRUMP is appealing the FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT in NEW YORK. Businesses are leaving and he will not be held back from the election against CROOKED JOE BIDEN!
In the USA we do not have KINGS OR DICTATORS JOE! Thank God for the return of PRESIDENT TRUMP! I want to buy his golden shoes!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Twisted Colon Powell
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Date: February 26, 2024 03:43PM
My colon got twisted when I got high and ate 2/3 of a wedding cake!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
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Date: February 27, 2024 04:10AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here.
5am guy has been working for 10 straight nights and now 5am guy is getting a night off. 5am guy and chicken frying woman are going to Charles town races and slots. 5am guy got a room with early check-in. 5am guy is going to take a little nap for his last 3 hours at work after 5am guy drops a load. 5am guy sends best wishes to everyone!
5am guy has been working for 10 straight nights and now 5am guy is getting a night off. 5am guy and chicken frying woman are going to Charles town races and slots. 5am guy got a room with early check-in. 5am guy is going to take a little nap for his last 3 hours at work after 5am guy drops a load. 5am guy sends best wishes to everyone!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: February 27, 2024 06:54AM
Going on a business trip today to West Carolina. I can have acess to all kinds of foods I don't normally eat. Got to find some good West Carolina bbq. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Poopy Fartz
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Date: February 27, 2024 09:00AM
Poopy Fartz wishes 5am guy and chicken frying woman a good time. Poopy Fartz asks that you gamble responsibly and remember to tip housekeeping.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Blue Onion
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Date: February 27, 2024 09:35AM
Had a great time working the stalls at Tippy's last night. Brown Onion had another commitment so I got the prime spot at the toilets to munch turds. The first two customers were short hairy men from Central America. Their body odor was somewhat of a distraction from their spicy bowel fragrance, but I gobbled down their feces and thanked them.
Then the bowels gods smiled on me. A hot blonde woman gave me a nod as she went into the ladies room so I followed her in. When she squatted over my face she first let out a lovely moist fart that smelled delightful. Her starfish then spurted out a chunky stream of brown goodness directly into my eager open mouth. It had the consistency and appearance of chile and I could see bits of onion, red and green pepper, kernels of corn, and kidney beans. The corn an beans had taken on a delightful flavor during their journey through the bowels of the lovely lass. She squealed with glee as my tongue lapped at her anus.
When she asked if it tasted good, I replied "delicious" and she spun around to give me a deep French kiss. She was becoming noticeably excited as she licked stray particles of her shit off my face. Her arm wrapped around my back, her hand slid down my pants, and she began working her fingers into my own asshole. We ended up fucking right there on the floor of Tippy's restroom.
Then the bowels gods smiled on me. A hot blonde woman gave me a nod as she went into the ladies room so I followed her in. When she squatted over my face she first let out a lovely moist fart that smelled delightful. Her starfish then spurted out a chunky stream of brown goodness directly into my eager open mouth. It had the consistency and appearance of chile and I could see bits of onion, red and green pepper, kernels of corn, and kidney beans. The corn an beans had taken on a delightful flavor during their journey through the bowels of the lovely lass. She squealed with glee as my tongue lapped at her anus.
When she asked if it tasted good, I replied "delicious" and she spun around to give me a deep French kiss. She was becoming noticeably excited as she licked stray particles of her shit off my face. Her arm wrapped around my back, her hand slid down my pants, and she began working her fingers into my own asshole. We ended up fucking right there on the floor of Tippy's restroom.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 27, 2024 09:47PM
A lot of CROOKED JOE BIDEN fans here! He RIGGED the ELECTION with the MASS MEDIA!
Today PRESIDENT TRUMP spoke of RELIGION and FREEDOM!
For once listening to this patriot, my bowels caused me less damage than normal. An epsom salt bath for my starfish. Matilda and I will be going door to door tomorrow in ANNANDALE TO DELIVER TRUMP MATERIALS and her campaign donations. All goes to the REPUBLICAN PARTY. I hope walking will help bowels be less stressful.
Today PRESIDENT TRUMP spoke of RELIGION and FREEDOM!
For once listening to this patriot, my bowels caused me less damage than normal. An epsom salt bath for my starfish. Matilda and I will be going door to door tomorrow in ANNANDALE TO DELIVER TRUMP MATERIALS and her campaign donations. All goes to the REPUBLICAN PARTY. I hope walking will help bowels be less stressful.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
()
Date: February 27, 2024 10:56PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A lot of CROOKED JOE BIDEN fans here! He RIGGED
> the ELECTION with the MASS MEDIA!
>
> Today PRESIDENT TRUMP spoke of RELIGION and
> FREEDOM!
>
> For once listening to this patriot, my bowels
> caused me less damage than normal. An epsom salt
> bath for my starfish. Matilda and I will be going
> door to door tomorrow in ANNANDALE TO DELIVER
> TRUMP MATERIALS and her campaign donations. All
> goes to the REPUBLICAN PARTY. I hope walking will
> help bowels be less stressful.
Maui Onion just called and suggested we all go together tomorrow as a posse. He will bring his girlfriend Pearl Onion and her friend Sporty Onion. We can all wear the turd costumes while handing out Trump materials. We can give an ass-licking and anal sex session for Trump donations over $1,000. If we encounter any Democrats, we will ask to use their bathroom and sabotage their toilet and plumbing.
Maui Onion wants to offer a two-hour lesbian scat session with Pearl Onion and Matilda to anyone who makes a $10,000 or greater Trump donation, but he wants to get your ok first. They want to use your shack on McHenry Street for to entertain donors, if that's ok.
Also, Maui Onion says you owe him a new plunger from last weekend.
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> A lot of CROOKED JOE BIDEN fans here! He RIGGED
> the ELECTION with the MASS MEDIA!
>
> Today PRESIDENT TRUMP spoke of RELIGION and
> FREEDOM!
>
> For once listening to this patriot, my bowels
> caused me less damage than normal. An epsom salt
> bath for my starfish. Matilda and I will be going
> door to door tomorrow in ANNANDALE TO DELIVER
> TRUMP MATERIALS and her campaign donations. All
> goes to the REPUBLICAN PARTY. I hope walking will
> help bowels be less stressful.
Maui Onion just called and suggested we all go together tomorrow as a posse. He will bring his girlfriend Pearl Onion and her friend Sporty Onion. We can all wear the turd costumes while handing out Trump materials. We can give an ass-licking and anal sex session for Trump donations over $1,000. If we encounter any Democrats, we will ask to use their bathroom and sabotage their toilet and plumbing.
Maui Onion wants to offer a two-hour lesbian scat session with Pearl Onion and Matilda to anyone who makes a $10,000 or greater Trump donation, but he wants to get your ok first. They want to use your shack on McHenry Street for to entertain donors, if that's ok.
Also, Maui Onion says you owe him a new plunger from last weekend.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: February 28, 2024 01:11PM
Maggianos lasagna and tiramisu. Take that bowels. Hope they are ready for the Italian Stallion!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Anal Onion
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Date: February 28, 2024 01:37PM
Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Maggianos lasagna and tiramisu. Take that bowels.
> Hope they are ready for the Italian Stallion!
Be sure to post when it nears the exit. I'd love to plow my cock into your colon full of warm squishy poop. Then when I'm about to nut I'll pull out and you can suck on my fudgesicle.
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> Maggianos lasagna and tiramisu. Take that bowels.
> Hope they are ready for the Italian Stallion!
Be sure to post when it nears the exit. I'd love to plow my cock into your colon full of warm squishy poop. Then when I'm about to nut I'll pull out and you can suck on my fudgesicle.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: February 29, 2024 05:00AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy and chicken frying woman went to Charles town races and slots and had a good time. 5am guy hopes to go there for 2 nights next time.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 01, 2024 11:26AM
Be careful with fried chicken, as these can cause a biblical David vs Goliath type of battle in your bowels. Your colon and starfish, those thirty feet of intestines will be harmed by such an endeavor.
WWBD? I’m taking a sitz bath to provide comfort to my starfish. That lazy drunk plumber needs to fix my groan throne. Am enjoying listening to President Trump, as he’s a patriot who loves this country.
WWBD? I’m taking a sitz bath to provide comfort to my starfish. That lazy drunk plumber needs to fix my groan throne. Am enjoying listening to President Trump, as he’s a patriot who loves this country.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Joe Biden Fan
()
Date: March 01, 2024 11:57AM
Are you insane? President Biden is our president. He’s not perfect but Trump is a traitor.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 01, 2024 12:28PM
Going to have two meat lovers pizzas, wings, and cheese bread. Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
College Onion
()
Date: March 01, 2024 01:25PM
Dad and the obese neighbor continue to use the grill. All kinds of chicken and pieces of steak. Grease everywhere and grandma is as usual selling Jenkum they produce to drug users. I hope my sweet grandma is not arrested, as there’s already enough crap with dad and his obese lover.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
()
Date: March 01, 2024 06:30PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Be careful with fried chicken, as these can cause
> a biblical David vs Goliath type of battle in your
> bowels. Your colon and starfish, those thirty feet
> of intestines will be harmed by such an endeavor.
>
> WWBD? I’m taking a sitz bath to provide comfort
> to my starfish. That lazy drunk plumber needs to
> fix my groan throne. Am enjoying listening to
> President Trump, as he’s a patriot who loves
> this country.
Brown Onion loves having a greasy chicken leg stuck up his starfish and worked in-and-out and all around to break up large turds into manageable sized chunks. Pro tip: spread a thick coat of lard over the chicken leg before inserting.
The lazy drunk plumber has a rather small penis. Brown Onion and I usually work his ass over with a plunger and our tongues when he comes over to fix the groan thrones.
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> Be careful with fried chicken, as these can cause
> a biblical David vs Goliath type of battle in your
> bowels. Your colon and starfish, those thirty feet
> of intestines will be harmed by such an endeavor.
>
> WWBD? I’m taking a sitz bath to provide comfort
> to my starfish. That lazy drunk plumber needs to
> fix my groan throne. Am enjoying listening to
> President Trump, as he’s a patriot who loves
> this country.
Brown Onion loves having a greasy chicken leg stuck up his starfish and worked in-and-out and all around to break up large turds into manageable sized chunks. Pro tip: spread a thick coat of lard over the chicken leg before inserting.
The lazy drunk plumber has a rather small penis. Brown Onion and I usually work his ass over with a plunger and our tongues when he comes over to fix the groan thrones.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
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Date: March 02, 2024 12:57PM
Fried chicken, potato salad, beer. Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 02, 2024 02:30PM
Very disturbing material here, and it says in the Bible that homosexuality is forbidden. Also to those who wish to tempt their bowels with unsavory foods, did the apple of Adam and Eve not provide you with a warning? Your bowels are not an amusement park or casino, but rather is your digestive system’s gold karat. Why mock your jewelry, or allow this to be damaged by greasy fat laden foods?
Your bowels are a treasure! Treat them with love and kindness. Your colon and starfish count on you. Also your groan throne, unless you want to replace it yearly at a high expense! You are free, you have free will with your bowels. Yet choose wisely or face goulash.
Your bowels are a treasure! Treat them with love and kindness. Your colon and starfish count on you. Also your groan throne, unless you want to replace it yearly at a high expense! You are free, you have free will with your bowels. Yet choose wisely or face goulash.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Pile
()
Date: March 02, 2024 02:33PM
Practice what you preach.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 02, 2024 02:45PM
Pile Wrote:
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> Practice what you preach.
Listen here Sonny. You need to understand that for a man of my age, I always go out of my way for bowel friendly foods. My guess is your indifference and hypocrisy is like the stinky fingered doctor who takes my money for sodomy. Your bowels, my bowels, are to be considered sacred. Hence why I pass out IBS and Bristol stool guides at my church.
I shall turn the other cheek and pray for your bowels. In the name of Father, the holy son, and President Trump I keep your bowels in prayer.
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> Practice what you preach.
Listen here Sonny. You need to understand that for a man of my age, I always go out of my way for bowel friendly foods. My guess is your indifference and hypocrisy is like the stinky fingered doctor who takes my money for sodomy. Your bowels, my bowels, are to be considered sacred. Hence why I pass out IBS and Bristol stool guides at my church.
I shall turn the other cheek and pray for your bowels. In the name of Father, the holy son, and President Trump I keep your bowels in prayer.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Lard Fan
()
Date: March 02, 2024 04:51PM
Does lard grease the skids?
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
()
Date: March 02, 2024 05:00PM
The good book commands us to love our fellow man. Bowels are a god-given part of our bodies. We should love one another with all parts of our bodies. A few minutes of loving attention from a well placed tongue can work wonders on a sore or aching starfish.
When your colon feels becomes impacted with a dry hard faecal mass, a few minutes of thrusting with a greased penis ending in a voluminous shot of spunk will work wonders at getting the turds out.
So long as your hardwood floors and expensive rugs are protected by tarps, why not slide around in the nice warm brown mud with your partner(s).
When your colon feels becomes impacted with a dry hard faecal mass, a few minutes of thrusting with a greased penis ending in a voluminous shot of spunk will work wonders at getting the turds out.
So long as your hardwood floors and expensive rugs are protected by tarps, why not slide around in the nice warm brown mud with your partner(s).
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 02, 2024 05:06PM
My bowels are like the industrial grade garbage disposal that they used to grind up Jimmy Hoffa. They have been known to process an entire Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings in just a few hours. My bowels have been to Golden Coral and they have won the battle of the buffet.
Even now my bowels and I are heading out to Panda Express for three servings of Bejing beef with broccoli and 4 spring rolls with fried rice.
Even now my bowels and I are heading out to Panda Express for three servings of Bejing beef with broccoli and 4 spring rolls with fried rice.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Scat Fan 5
()
Date: March 02, 2024 06:34PM
boiled onion. Wrote:
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> My bowels are like the industrial grade garbage
> disposal that they used to grind up Jimmy Hoffa.
> They have been known to process an entire
> Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings in just
> a few hours. My bowels have been to Golden Coral
> and they have won the battle of the buffet.
> Even now my bowels and I are heading out to Panda
> Express for three servings of Bejing beef with
> broccoli and 4 spring rolls with fried rice.
That should be incredible!
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> My bowels are like the industrial grade garbage
> disposal that they used to grind up Jimmy Hoffa.
> They have been known to process an entire
> Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings in just
> a few hours. My bowels have been to Golden Coral
> and they have won the battle of the buffet.
> Even now my bowels and I are heading out to Panda
> Express for three servings of Bejing beef with
> broccoli and 4 spring rolls with fried rice.
That should be incredible!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 03, 2024 09:31AM
Today is Papa John’s. Their menu gives me a lot of horrible choices! Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
The Golden Arches
()
Date: March 03, 2024 10:25AM
If you wanna make your bowels scream, Ronald McDonald should be your dream.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
College Onion
()
Date: March 03, 2024 02:16PM
I now know why dad and the obese neighbor like sausages.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: March 04, 2024 05:00AM
Hi all, 5am guy here!
5am guy is eating fried chicken for lunch right now and is looking forward to dropping a load. 5am guy says happy Monday to all!
5am guy is eating fried chicken for lunch right now and is looking forward to dropping a load. 5am guy says happy Monday to all!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 04, 2024 10:36AM
Fried fish and French fries. Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Boob Onion
()
Date: March 04, 2024 03:39PM
Pancreatic cancer, strokes, heart attacks are real medical problems. Big deal about your crap issues!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
BO and Trump?
()
Date: March 04, 2024 10:33PM
BO likes Trump because of the smelly rumors
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: March 05, 2024 04:50AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is not happy because 5am guys refrigerator has broken down at 5am guys condo. 5am guy has a man coming out to look at 5am guys refrigerator today. This will cause a problem with 5am guys sleep pattern and 5am guy has a feeling that 5am guy is going to need a new refrigerator. All this causes stress for 5am guy.
5am guy sends best wishes to all!
5am guy sends best wishes to all!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
5am guy.
()
Date: March 05, 2024 05:03AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy ate some leftover sushi and his bowels are churning. 5am guy is going to stop by McHenry Street later to get his sphincter licked clean. 5am guy is going to bugger Greg and his Gay Lover then take them to Bob and Edith's diner to refill our bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 05, 2024 09:07AM
I called in sick today. Just had a family sized frozen stuffed crust meat lovers pizza for breakfast.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 05, 2024 09:35AM
boiled onion. Wrote:
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> I called in sick today. Just had a family sized
> frozen stuffed crust meat lovers pizza for
> breakfast.
Come join me at IHOP. Agree call out but let’s show those bowels who’s boss!
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> I called in sick today. Just had a family sized
> frozen stuffed crust meat lovers pizza for
> breakfast.
Come join me at IHOP. Agree call out but let’s show those bowels who’s boss!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 06, 2024 11:54AM
President Trump is now unopposed. He will beat CROOKED Joe Biden in the general election. ENOUGH of the WITCH-HUNTS. My bowels are relieved. America wins again and I might use food coloring to produce something that’s normally brown red white and blue!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
College Onion
()
Date: March 06, 2024 03:05PM
I’m ok with dad and the obese neighbor getting married. My problem is I worry about their food choices. I don’t think their marriage will be a long one. It is sad.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 06, 2024 04:25PM
Cracker Barrel in Ashburn tonight. Going to eat the whole damn menu. Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 06, 2024 04:30PM
Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Cracker Barrel in Ashburn tonight. Going to eat
> the whole damn menu. Take that bowels.
Be careful that Cracker Barrel food is nursing home food with extra gravy.
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> Cracker Barrel in Ashburn tonight. Going to eat
> the whole damn menu. Take that bowels.
Be careful that Cracker Barrel food is nursing home food with extra gravy.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Cracker Onion
()
Date: March 06, 2024 07:03PM
boiled onion. Wrote:
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> Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cracker Barrel in Ashburn tonight. Going to eat
> > the whole damn menu. Take that bowels.
>
> Be careful that Cracker Barrel food is nursing
> home food with extra gravy.
I have a love hate relationship with Cracker Barrel. A lot of it is overhyped. Yet the chicken fried chicken is good. What it’ll result in who knows but a tasty dish
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> Fatso Freddie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cracker Barrel in Ashburn tonight. Going to eat
> > the whole damn menu. Take that bowels.
>
> Be careful that Cracker Barrel food is nursing
> home food with extra gravy.
I have a love hate relationship with Cracker Barrel. A lot of it is overhyped. Yet the chicken fried chicken is good. What it’ll result in who knows but a tasty dish
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 07, 2024 08:05AM
I had to go to work today after only having three bacon egg cheese biscuits for breakfast. I am now starving!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Anonymous GI
()
Date: March 07, 2024 08:59AM
Sad to say these obtuse write ups continue on. Perhaps if you visited a board certified physician you would be better off health wise. Yet continuing to whine and blame everything including your food decisions, is the abdication of responsibility.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Maui Onion
()
Date: March 07, 2024 09:23AM
There are a coupl physicians who attend the scat parties. Rancid Onion is a board certified orthopedic surgeon. He even brought the rim chair over to Brown's house last week.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: March 07, 2024 09:28AM
Howdy brown guyz! Long time no post.
I shure doez hope all yall are a doin well. I am a doin pretty good nowadayze. I still gots me a townhouse in Loudoun and I got me two roomates that iz also ex-convicts like me. Aint no way I can afford the payment on tha house without at least one room mate. I haz a job doin emissionz inspectionz an I still pick up a shift at Jiffy Lubez on the weekendz if they are short handed. I works hard but I still am happy to not be in prizon. That waz 66 monthz of my life I wont never forget. Stay away from drugz kidz!
God bless all yall.
I shure doez hope all yall are a doin well. I am a doin pretty good nowadayze. I still gots me a townhouse in Loudoun and I got me two roomates that iz also ex-convicts like me. Aint no way I can afford the payment on tha house without at least one room mate. I haz a job doin emissionz inspectionz an I still pick up a shift at Jiffy Lubez on the weekendz if they are short handed. I works hard but I still am happy to not be in prizon. That waz 66 monthz of my life I wont never forget. Stay away from drugz kidz!
God bless all yall.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 07, 2024 11:16AM
Am so proud of you red onion. You’ve contributed so much to society! You’ve done good. If not too personal, can I ask if prison food was bowel friendly or not? If not I want to write the governor as all Virginians deserve food that’s appropriate for their bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 07, 2024 12:10PM
Can’t wait as going to Long John Silvers. Going to eat so many different items. Hush puppies are my favorite, and I might clear a bathroom in the restaurant!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
()
Date: March 07, 2024 12:24PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Howdy brown guyz! Long time no post.
>
> I shure doez hope all yall are a doin well. I am a
> doin pretty good nowadayze. I still gots me a
> townhouse in Loudoun and I got me two roomates
> that iz also ex-convicts like me. Aint no way I
> can afford the payment on tha house without at
> least one room mate. I haz a job doin emissionz
> inspectionz an I still pick up a shift at Jiffy
> Lubez on the weekendz if they are short handed. I
> works hard but I still am happy to not be in
> prizon. That waz 66 monthz of my life I wont never
> forget. Stay away from drugz kidz!
>
> God bless all yall.
Hey Red Onion good to hear from you! We miss your company and of course we miss your long stiff cock reaching deep into our bowels. Brown Onion says there is nothing better than your cock for breaking up large turd masses in his aching bowels. He has been having us use the handle of a plunger, but there is no substitute for an actual penis shooting massive loads of spunk to lubricate the colon's walls. That delightful frothy mixture of semen, lubricant, and fecal matter known as "santorum" can only be obtained from a genuine dick up the ass.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Howdy brown guyz! Long time no post.
>
> I shure doez hope all yall are a doin well. I am a
> doin pretty good nowadayze. I still gots me a
> townhouse in Loudoun and I got me two roomates
> that iz also ex-convicts like me. Aint no way I
> can afford the payment on tha house without at
> least one room mate. I haz a job doin emissionz
> inspectionz an I still pick up a shift at Jiffy
> Lubez on the weekendz if they are short handed. I
> works hard but I still am happy to not be in
> prizon. That waz 66 monthz of my life I wont never
> forget. Stay away from drugz kidz!
>
> God bless all yall.
Hey Red Onion good to hear from you! We miss your company and of course we miss your long stiff cock reaching deep into our bowels. Brown Onion says there is nothing better than your cock for breaking up large turd masses in his aching bowels. He has been having us use the handle of a plunger, but there is no substitute for an actual penis shooting massive loads of spunk to lubricate the colon's walls. That delightful frothy mixture of semen, lubricant, and fecal matter known as "santorum" can only be obtained from a genuine dick up the ass.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Santorum Lover
()
Date: March 07, 2024 12:33PM
Please encourage Brown Onion to host more "Santorum Parties" at his place. It's a small little shack at 8645 McHenry St in Vienna VA where the Brothers in Bowels (BiB's) hang out and party. Come/cum there with full balls and full bowels.
The neighborhood demographics have shifted to more working class central Americans who don't notice the smells and noise.
The neighborhood demographics have shifted to more working class central Americans who don't notice the smells and noise.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: March 07, 2024 01:22PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Am so proud of you red onion. You’ve contributed
> so much to society! You’ve done good. If not too
> personal, can I ask if prison food was bowel
> friendly or not? If not I want to write the
> governor as all Virginians deserve food that’s
> appropriate for their bowels.
Good to here frum you Mr Brownonion. You know when I waz in prizon my job fo 4 yearz waz to work in the kitchen. Tha food was not vury tasty but it was nutritional balanced an it had ta meet newtriton standardz set forth by tha state an they even did health inspectionz just like any resturant. When I got released I waz in the best health ov my life. 66 months with no booze an no drugs an workin hard in tha kitchen 6 dayz a week made me a lean mean machene.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Am so proud of you red onion. You’ve contributed
> so much to society! You’ve done good. If not too
> personal, can I ask if prison food was bowel
> friendly or not? If not I want to write the
> governor as all Virginians deserve food that’s
> appropriate for their bowels.
Good to here frum you Mr Brownonion. You know when I waz in prizon my job fo 4 yearz waz to work in the kitchen. Tha food was not vury tasty but it was nutritional balanced an it had ta meet newtriton standardz set forth by tha state an they even did health inspectionz just like any resturant. When I got released I waz in the best health ov my life. 66 months with no booze an no drugs an workin hard in tha kitchen 6 dayz a week made me a lean mean machene.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fat Bowels
()
Date: March 07, 2024 02:36PM
My bowels my choice. This isn’t North Korea asshole. I can choose what I eat, and so what if my ass or toilet are torn apart? Geez, the land of the free. I decide what I will eat without your interference!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Purple Onion
()
Date: March 07, 2024 03:14PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Am so proud of you red onion. You’ve
> contributed
> > so much to society! You’ve done good. If not
> too
> > personal, can I ask if prison food was bowel
> > friendly or not? If not I want to write the
> > governor as all Virginians deserve food
> that’s
> > appropriate for their bowels.
>
> Good to here frum you Mr Brownonion. You know when
> I waz in prizon my job fo 4 yearz waz to work in
> the kitchen. Tha food was not vury tasty but it
> was nutritional balanced an it had ta meet
> newtriton standardz set forth by tha state an they
> even did health inspectionz just like any
> resturant. When I got released I waz in the best
> health ov my life. 66 months with no booze an no
> drugs an workin hard in tha kitchen 6 dayz a week
> made me a lean mean machene.
Hey there Red Onion, it's a pleasure to hear from you. It's nice to know you were well fed in prison and you emerged in good health. While in the big house, were you a "top" or a "bottom"? Reason for asking is some people (including Greg Thomas aka Brown Onion) attribute good health to getting their bowels reamed out on a regular basis.
Anal sex is a good cardio workout for all involved. Furthermore it is beneficial to work out your bowels regularly, to prevent faecal matter from building up. According to Brown Onion, having a gang of men shoot semen up your colon is also a good way to keep the bowels hydrated and clean.
Hope to see you and some of the BiB's at the Easter party at the home of Greg Thomas aka Brown Onion.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Am so proud of you red onion. You’ve
> contributed
> > so much to society! You’ve done good. If not
> too
> > personal, can I ask if prison food was bowel
> > friendly or not? If not I want to write the
> > governor as all Virginians deserve food
> that’s
> > appropriate for their bowels.
>
> Good to here frum you Mr Brownonion. You know when
> I waz in prizon my job fo 4 yearz waz to work in
> the kitchen. Tha food was not vury tasty but it
> was nutritional balanced an it had ta meet
> newtriton standardz set forth by tha state an they
> even did health inspectionz just like any
> resturant. When I got released I waz in the best
> health ov my life. 66 months with no booze an no
> drugs an workin hard in tha kitchen 6 dayz a week
> made me a lean mean machene.
Hey there Red Onion, it's a pleasure to hear from you. It's nice to know you were well fed in prison and you emerged in good health. While in the big house, were you a "top" or a "bottom"? Reason for asking is some people (including Greg Thomas aka Brown Onion) attribute good health to getting their bowels reamed out on a regular basis.
Anal sex is a good cardio workout for all involved. Furthermore it is beneficial to work out your bowels regularly, to prevent faecal matter from building up. According to Brown Onion, having a gang of men shoot semen up your colon is also a good way to keep the bowels hydrated and clean.
Hope to see you and some of the BiB's at the Easter party at the home of Greg Thomas aka Brown Onion.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Barking Starfish
()
Date: March 07, 2024 03:28PM
Fpppppt!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Natassia Dreams
()
Date: March 07, 2024 04:45PM
How are his bowels?
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 08, 2024 06:38AM
Avoiding meat today, Had three peanut butter sandwiches and a orange for breakfast. Anybody know a deli near Kamp Washington where I can get seafood salad subs for lunch?
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 08, 2024 03:30PM
Tippy’s tonight. IHOP isn’t delivering the bowel challenge enough!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 08, 2024 05:56PM
Two cheese pizzas and two crazy breads from lil ceasers for dinner tonite, no meat!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 08, 2024 11:24PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Am so proud of you red onion. You’ve
> contributed
> > so much to society! You’ve done good. If not
> too
> > personal, can I ask if prison food was bowel
> > friendly or not? If not I want to write the
> > governor as all Virginians deserve food
> that’s
> > appropriate for their bowels.
>
> Good to here frum you Mr Brownonion. You know when
> I waz in prizon my job fo 4 yearz waz to work in
> the kitchen. Tha food was not vury tasty but it
> was nutritional balanced an it had ta meet
> newtriton standardz set forth by tha state an they
> even did health inspectionz just like any
> resturant. When I got released I waz in the best
> health ov my life. 66 months with no booze an no
> drugs an workin hard in tha kitchen 6 dayz a week
> made me a lean mean machene.
You doing great red onion. Am glad to hear the food was nutritious and bowel friendly. Was going to write to Governor Youngkin, but if the foods there are healthy for people’s bowels, that’s wonderful. And yes have whatever you want now as you have succeeded! Am thrilled for you, and you’ve proven to so many, that they can do well too.
I hope your bowels are okay. What’s your experience with groan thrones? My Bemis 5520 heavy duty flush groan throne isn’t doing so well. I hope not to have to call that damn plumber over.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Am so proud of you red onion. You’ve
> contributed
> > so much to society! You’ve done good. If not
> too
> > personal, can I ask if prison food was bowel
> > friendly or not? If not I want to write the
> > governor as all Virginians deserve food
> that’s
> > appropriate for their bowels.
>
> Good to here frum you Mr Brownonion. You know when
> I waz in prizon my job fo 4 yearz waz to work in
> the kitchen. Tha food was not vury tasty but it
> was nutritional balanced an it had ta meet
> newtriton standardz set forth by tha state an they
> even did health inspectionz just like any
> resturant. When I got released I waz in the best
> health ov my life. 66 months with no booze an no
> drugs an workin hard in tha kitchen 6 dayz a week
> made me a lean mean machene.
You doing great red onion. Am glad to hear the food was nutritious and bowel friendly. Was going to write to Governor Youngkin, but if the foods there are healthy for people’s bowels, that’s wonderful. And yes have whatever you want now as you have succeeded! Am thrilled for you, and you’ve proven to so many, that they can do well too.
I hope your bowels are okay. What’s your experience with groan thrones? My Bemis 5520 heavy duty flush groan throne isn’t doing so well. I hope not to have to call that damn plumber over.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 09, 2024 06:46AM
Waiting in the Golden Coral parking lot. As soon as they unlock those doors I will be hard at it. First thing to get will be a 4 egg omlette with sausage cheese mushrooms and bacon.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion.
()
Date: March 09, 2024 07:50AM
Waiting in the men's room for you. As soon as you open the door and drop your drawers I will be down on my knees pressing my lips to your starfish to suck out that yummy brown goodness. My long tongue can reach deep into your bowels to clear out reluctant turds. My sweet lips love to caress the wrinkles of a ripe sphincter.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 10, 2024 10:18AM
I had a good breakfast at home this morning. Had four cheese infused bun length sausages on potato rolls covered in hot spicy mustard and a diet coke.
Thinking about Jersy Mike for lunch.
Thinking about Jersy Mike for lunch.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 10, 2024 08:23PM
I’d first like to thank the person pretending to be me. I used my rectal magnifying glass, and see you added a period at the end of my user name. It’s appropriate because you’re on the rag, and imitation is a form of flattery. Learned that in the military, which you wouldn’t be able to hack out.
My bowels hurt today. I have to take accountability for it as I ate fried chicken tenders and French fries. A gigantic stinky huge long cylinder that was as round as a basketball, and the plumber will have to fix the groan throne for a few dirty dollar bills.
My bowels hurt today. I have to take accountability for it as I ate fried chicken tenders and French fries. A gigantic stinky huge long cylinder that was as round as a basketball, and the plumber will have to fix the groan throne for a few dirty dollar bills.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Get well soon
()
Date: March 10, 2024 08:34PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I’d first like to thank the person pretending to
> be me. I used my rectal magnifying glass, and see
> you added a period at the end of my user name.
> It’s appropriate because you’re on the rag,
> and imitation is a form of flattery. Learned that
> in the military, which you wouldn’t be able to
> hack out.
>
> My bowels hurt today. I have to take
> accountability for it as I ate fried chicken
> tenders and French fries. A gigantic stinky huge
> long cylinder that was as round as a basketball,
> and the plumber will have to fix the groan throne
> for a few dirty dollar bills.
Brown Onion, sorry to hear about your bowels. Hope you feel better soon.
Being ex military myself, we both there is nothing like laying a deuce in a slit trench in the middle of a field exercise to really get the old sphincter tingling. Perhaps you should give that a try
-------------------------------------------------------
> I’d first like to thank the person pretending to
> be me. I used my rectal magnifying glass, and see
> you added a period at the end of my user name.
> It’s appropriate because you’re on the rag,
> and imitation is a form of flattery. Learned that
> in the military, which you wouldn’t be able to
> hack out.
>
> My bowels hurt today. I have to take
> accountability for it as I ate fried chicken
> tenders and French fries. A gigantic stinky huge
> long cylinder that was as round as a basketball,
> and the plumber will have to fix the groan throne
> for a few dirty dollar bills.
Brown Onion, sorry to hear about your bowels. Hope you feel better soon.
Being ex military myself, we both there is nothing like laying a deuce in a slit trench in the middle of a field exercise to really get the old sphincter tingling. Perhaps you should give that a try
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 11, 2024 07:04AM
Barnside Diner today. Pancakes, eggs, hash browns, coffee. Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
MT 066
()
Date: March 11, 2024 07:47AM
Greg Thomas bowels?
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 11, 2024 09:01AM
Today my sister Matilda and I have to go to the damned GI. I expect the usual indifference, the “have you emptied your bowels” nonsense, that makes me feel like a willing participant to an alien abduction. It’s so frustrating that when we hear the receptionist or nurse yell “next!” It’s cruel, sadistic, and cold fingers time.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Retired GI
()
Date: March 11, 2024 11:51AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Today my sister Matilda and I have to go to the
> damned GI. I expect the usual indifference, the
> “have you emptied your bowels” nonsense, that
> makes me feel like a willing participant to an
> alien abduction. It’s so frustrating that when
> we hear the receptionist or nurse yell “next!”
> It’s cruel, sadistic, and cold fingers time.
I’ve had enough of this nonsense, as going to a medical professional, will not result in such callousness. To normal or relatively normal people here, please overlook the stupidity this username Brown Onion is alleging as it simply is not true. He and others cause damage, and people not to seek medical treatment, which is far more dangerous.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Today my sister Matilda and I have to go to the
> damned GI. I expect the usual indifference, the
> “have you emptied your bowels” nonsense, that
> makes me feel like a willing participant to an
> alien abduction. It’s so frustrating that when
> we hear the receptionist or nurse yell “next!”
> It’s cruel, sadistic, and cold fingers time.
I’ve had enough of this nonsense, as going to a medical professional, will not result in such callousness. To normal or relatively normal people here, please overlook the stupidity this username Brown Onion is alleging as it simply is not true. He and others cause damage, and people not to seek medical treatment, which is far more dangerous.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
the real General Mahdi
()
Date: March 11, 2024 12:47PM
"He and others cause damage, and people not to seek medical treatment, which is far more dangerous."
did you get the kkkovid jab?
hopefully, post planned demikkk, everyone should know whut bloodthirsty murderers the western/jewish medical skullduggerists are...but if you want to pay someone to anally rape you, be my guest...
instead, why not just consume the cleanest burning food, fruits and green leafy veggies, fast, do juice cleanses, perform lemon juice/distilled water enemas...or even go get a colonic...
nevertheless, this is an edutaining annnnd comical thread...good work Brown Onion and the other posters for spreading the word about bowel and rectal health and also of the greatness of Donald J Trump
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2024 12:49PM by the real General Mahdi.
did you get the kkkovid jab?
hopefully, post planned demikkk, everyone should know whut bloodthirsty murderers the western/jewish medical skullduggerists are...but if you want to pay someone to anally rape you, be my guest...
instead, why not just consume the cleanest burning food, fruits and green leafy veggies, fast, do juice cleanses, perform lemon juice/distilled water enemas...or even go get a colonic...
nevertheless, this is an edutaining annnnd comical thread...good work Brown Onion and the other posters for spreading the word about bowel and rectal health and also of the greatness of Donald J Trump
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2024 12:49PM by the real General Mahdi.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Asking for a friend
()
Date: March 11, 2024 02:14PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Today my sister Matilda and I have to go to the
> damned GI. I expect the usual indifference, the
> “have you emptied your bowels” nonsense, that
> makes me feel like a willing participant to an
> alien abduction. It’s so frustrating that when
> we hear the receptionist or nurse yell “next!”
> It’s cruel, sadistic, and cold fingers time.
Brown Onion, I sincerely hope both you and your sister have a good appointment and the doctor can find a suitable treatment for your affliction. Gastrointestinal problems can be very painful and reduce your quality of life. Regarding your sister Matilda, have you considered that the problem may run in the family? Also does Matilda have nice big titties? Do you know if she does anal?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Today my sister Matilda and I have to go to the
> damned GI. I expect the usual indifference, the
> “have you emptied your bowels” nonsense, that
> makes me feel like a willing participant to an
> alien abduction. It’s so frustrating that when
> we hear the receptionist or nurse yell “next!”
> It’s cruel, sadistic, and cold fingers time.
Brown Onion, I sincerely hope both you and your sister have a good appointment and the doctor can find a suitable treatment for your affliction. Gastrointestinal problems can be very painful and reduce your quality of life. Regarding your sister Matilda, have you considered that the problem may run in the family? Also does Matilda have nice big titties? Do you know if she does anal?
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 11, 2024 04:28PM
Ten Swanson microwave dinners all at once. Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
onion soup mix
()
Date: March 11, 2024 08:31PM
Anyone heard from dive bomber or Spring onion?
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Who is Greg Thomas?
()
Date: March 12, 2024 08:33AM
An amusing thread. Yet who is Thomas?
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
onio. directory
()
Date: March 12, 2024 09:18AM
Who is Greg Thomas? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> An amusing thread. Yet who is Thomas?
Gregory Thomas, of 8645 McHenry St. Vienna VA, is the legal name of Brown Onion, the leader of the Brothers in Bowels scat fetishist group. Greg Thomas is known for his no-holes-barred parties centered on sexualization of defecation and feces play. The Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) frequently eat and ingest each others fecal products during their scat play.
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> An amusing thread. Yet who is Thomas?
Gregory Thomas, of 8645 McHenry St. Vienna VA, is the legal name of Brown Onion, the leader of the Brothers in Bowels scat fetishist group. Greg Thomas is known for his no-holes-barred parties centered on sexualization of defecation and feces play. The Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) frequently eat and ingest each others fecal products during their scat play.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
nooks
()
Date: March 12, 2024 03:08PM
Who is Greg Thomas? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> An amusing thread. Yet who is Thomas?
I think he has a big bakery that mostly makes english muffins.
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> An amusing thread. Yet who is Thomas?
I think he has a big bakery that mostly makes english muffins.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 12, 2024 03:50PM
The stupidity I’ve seen is like from back in Nam. Can hear “Fortunate Son,” see my beloved Huey’s, and know from experience my temporary peace from down below is to be appreciated. I ate healthy today, with some castor oil thrown in for good measure. Yet I know that with the rectal mirror, my poor starfish is in for a battle tonight with Charlie and more. This bombardment will hurt, as my colon will be one of the casualties. The cost of my bowels will be a costly one, but I look forward to Sunday at church having an exhibit table.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
()
Date: March 12, 2024 04:01PM
I have a half gallon of German potato salad in the fridge at home and I am getting a bucket of KFC to go with it. I am pretty sure my bowels can have it processed by morning.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 12, 2024 09:39PM
Tonight going to IHOP. All types of pancakes, sausages, and syrup. With coffee take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Molly Ringworm
()
Date: March 12, 2024 10:17PM
In my movies with John Cusack he thrashed my bowels
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Long Duk Dong
()
Date: March 12, 2024 10:28PM
No more yanky my wanky!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Fatso Freddie
()
Date: March 13, 2024 10:56AM
Today 5 Guys cheeseburgers, fries, soda. Take that bowels.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Slob of my own devices
()
Date: March 13, 2024 07:30PM
I eat what I want to. Am tired of the fitness crowd. All of them are obnoxious. Probably never got laid or weighed. I’ll eat what I want as a red blooded American
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: March 14, 2024 08:07AM
I am at First watch now waiting on my flapjacks eggs biscuits with sausage gravy and hash browns.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 14, 2024 11:18AM
Slob of my own devices Wrote:
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> I eat what I want to. Am tired of the fitness
> crowd. All of them are obnoxious. Probably never
> got laid or weighed. I’ll eat what I want as a
> red blooded American
My service days and youth impeccable health. Yet now I admit stretch trousers and also relaxed fit shirts. Yet my hope is you will add more fiber. This will help your bowels, and also not drop a twelve pointer into your groan throne. Think about your colon, breathe in, breathe out.
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> I eat what I want to. Am tired of the fitness
> crowd. All of them are obnoxious. Probably never
> got laid or weighed. I’ll eat what I want as a
> red blooded American
My service days and youth impeccable health. Yet now I admit stretch trousers and also relaxed fit shirts. Yet my hope is you will add more fiber. This will help your bowels, and also not drop a twelve pointer into your groan throne. Think about your colon, breathe in, breathe out.
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
Real Fatso Freddie
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Date: March 14, 2024 02:58PM
Stealing my ID. Are a lot of IHOP. You have to show your bowels you are the boss!!!
Re: Trump and my bowels
Posted by:
boiled onion.
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Date: March 14, 2024 03:03PM
Damn, two more hours at work and I am starving. I am going to Ledos after work for two calzones and a couple dozen hot wings.