Re: Fan Mail / Thank You Notes for Robert Bowers
Posted by:
Albert Pierrepoint
()
Date: August 24, 2023 03:36PM
>be me, basement-dwelling Nazi loser
>get home from my vasectomy
>hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
>must be Chad again
>know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
>open up Fairfax Underground
>chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
>think of a post
>suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>"bump bump bump bump for Bowers"
>giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of fairfaxunderground perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
>hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
>it's been a good day
>i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough