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My asshole just had a sonic boom
Posted by: SONIC BOOM ()
Date: June 05, 2023 07:54PM

That one time short blow ur ass out sonic boom

Shit stuck all over the bowl

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Re: My asshole just had a sonic boom
Posted by: TGay Sadler ()
Date: June 05, 2023 08:30PM

TJ,

That's just your rectum after all the anal stretching you received in Prince William's jail.

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Re: My asshole just had a sonic boom
Posted by: Go get your eyes checked ()
Date: June 05, 2023 08:37PM

Oh wait. You never wore glasses. Just like you were never with JoJo besides being his HIV cum dumpster.

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Re: My asshole just had a sonic boom
Posted by: ifgidfg ()
Date: June 05, 2023 10:16PM

TGay Sadler Wrote:
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> TJ,
>
> That's just your rectum after all the anal
> stretching you received in Prince William's jail.


How's probation eesh?

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Re: My asshole just had a sonic boom
Posted by: FBUMH ()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:38PM

I had to take a real horrendous crap. I dashed upstairs to the bathroom, kicked down the seat, dropped 'em and a torpedo crap exploded violently out of my asshole and splashed loudly in the toilet. My ass went plop on the seat & got soaked. then came the toilet bowl cracking farts that smelled real bad. They stunk up the whole neighborhood.

I woke up this morning & there was a Summons-to-Court on my door for Creating a Public Nuisance.

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Re: My asshole just had a sonic boom
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: June 06, 2023 12:02AM

FBUMH Wrote:
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> I had to take a real horrendous crap. I dashed
> upstairs to the bathroom, kicked down the seat,
> dropped 'em and a torpedo crap exploded violently
> out of my asshole and splashed loudly in the
> toilet. My ass went plop on the seat & got
> soaked. then came the toilet bowl cracking farts
> that smelled real bad. They stunk up the whole
> neighborhood.
>
> I woke up this morning & there was a
> Summons-to-Court on my door for Creating a Public
> Nuisance.

Start eating at Tippys Taco, it will soften up that shit so instead of a torpedo shit it can be a bloody , runny explosion.

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Re: My asshole just had a sonic boom
Posted by: Fucking Ass ()
Date: June 06, 2023 12:08AM

I pounded Brown Onion's asshole for over 3 hours tonight. Now his gay lover is fucking him. There was a huge explosion when I broke his log jam. Gasses rushed out, followed by lava flow.

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