Re: My asshole just had a sonic boom
Posted by:
Pancho Villa
()
Date: June 06, 2023 12:02AM
FBUMH Wrote:
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> I had to take a real horrendous crap. I dashed
> upstairs to the bathroom, kicked down the seat,
> dropped 'em and a torpedo crap exploded violently
> out of my asshole and splashed loudly in the
> toilet. My ass went plop on the seat & got
> soaked. then came the toilet bowl cracking farts
> that smelled real bad. They stunk up the whole
> neighborhood.
>
> I woke up this morning & there was a
> Summons-to-Court on my door for Creating a Public
> Nuisance.
Start eating at Tippys Taco, it will soften up that shit so instead of a torpedo shit it can be a bloody , runny explosion.