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Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: 2023 is the year of Meade! ()
Date: May 31, 2023 02:03AM

https://www.distortedview.com/show/worshipping-that-stink-portal-meaty-dick-loaves-horse-ass-clapping/


More Meade on this morning's show of Distorted view!!!

Laughing at retards like Meade never gets old.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: comedy gold... ()
Date: May 31, 2023 11:33AM

This thread was discussed,


https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?373443-This-gal-at-work-doesn-t-like-me-but-I-don-t-know-why

"This gal at work doesn't like me but I don't know why?
I would think she didn't like me because she is kind of aloof towards me. I think she finds me repulsive. She is aloof with most people anyway, but she seems extra unfriendly with me.




Some times she stares at me. The other gals like me, and they talk to me. She never talks to me . When I ordered some food during break the other day, she walked towards me like she was going to hand it to me, but then proceeded to put it on the counter. When I told her "thank you" she just replied "mhmmm".

I don't see why she is this way towards me . I do find her attractive, but she is only 17 years old and I think she is a bit young for me in that way. I don't do anything. The other girls her age treat me like a human being. I just don't see why she acts this way. Is it because I remind her of her father?"


Why did Meade start this thread in the dating and relationship" section of that forum? His intentions seem far from honorable. If her father sees this, he would probably punch Meade in the nose. And that would be exactly what Meade deserves.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: Meade the PEDO ()
Date: May 31, 2023 12:24PM

Maybe show knows Meade's background. That Meade wrote a song called "Black Live Splatter" and is a racist. No hot chic wants to be around a racists. Plus, who wants to be near a sweaty fat guy. She's 17 and Meade is in his 45's. Meade shouldn't even be thinking about her in a PEDO way.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: Distort ME! ()
Date: May 31, 2023 03:17PM

DV is so cool!

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: Meade is so Meadetarded... ()
Date: May 31, 2023 03:40PM

Meade the PEDO Wrote:
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> Maybe show knows Meade's background. That Meade
> wrote a song called "Black Live Splatter" and is a
> racist. No hot chic wants to be around a racists.
> Plus, who wants to be near a sweaty fat guy. She's
> 17 and Meade is in his 45's. Meade shouldn't even
> be thinking about her in a PEDO way.

It gets worse...

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?373443-This-gal-at-work-doesn-t-like-me-but-I-don-t-know-why&p=7724913&highlight=#post7724913

"I never stare at her, she stares at me. I am not a pedophile, I resent that insinuation. Im just saying that females eggs do have a self life so you can keep calling me "creepy old" but I am not the one with withering eggs."

To prove Meade is not "creepy old", he talks about this 17 year old's "withering eggs".

Credit where credit is due. Meade's parents were in their forties when his dad used his rotting dipstick to fertilize one of his mom's withering eggs. Meade is the tragic result that comes from middle aged lust.


At 17, the young chickee's biological clock has at least another twenty years before before her eggs wither to the point she grinds out a gronk.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: Lpwss ()
Date: June 01, 2023 10:05AM

What a mess Meade has become. The more Meade posts on the internet the bigger the racist and moron Meade looks. Somebody needs to tell Meade to stop posting.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: perhaps... ()
Date: June 01, 2023 01:23PM

Meade the PEDO Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Maybe show knows Meade's background. That Meade
> wrote a song called "Black Live Splatter" and is a
> racist. No hot chic wants to be around a racists.
> Plus, who wants to be near a sweaty fat guy. She's
> 17 and Meade is in his 45's. Meade shouldn't even
> be thinking about her in a PEDO way.


Maybe she just doesn't like the smell of desperation and old spice.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: glad you enjoyed it ()
Date: June 02, 2023 04:45PM

2023 is the year of Meade! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> https://www.distortedview.com/show/worshipping-tha
> t-stink-portal-meaty-dick-loaves-horse-ass-clappin
> g/
>
>
> More Meade on this morning's show of Distorted
> view!!!
>
> Laughing at retards like Meade never gets old.


Your' like the rest of the FFXU crowd. Put down Meade, make fun of Meade but sure to grab a front row seat to see or hear him. The magnetism of Meade is alluring. Women want him in their beds,,men want to be like him. Call that the 'right stuff' the stuff that dreams are made of.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: still a minor ()
Date: June 02, 2023 04:53PM

comedy gold... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This thread was discussed,
>
>
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?3
> 73443-This-gal-at-work-doesn-t-like-me-but-I-don-t
> -know-why
>
> "This gal at work doesn't like me but I don't know
> why?
> I would think she didn't like me because she is
> kind of aloof towards me. I think she finds me
> repulsive. She is aloof with most people anyway,
> but she seems extra unfriendly with me.
>
>
>
>
> Some times she stares at me. The other gals like
> me, and they talk to me. She never talks to me .
> When I ordered some food during break the other
> day, she walked towards me like she was going to
> hand it to me, but then proceeded to put it on the
> counter. When I told her "thank you" she just
> replied "mhmmm".
>
> I don't see why she is this way towards me . I do
> find her attractive, but she is only 17 years old
> and I think she is a bit young for me in that way.
> I don't do anything. The other girls her age treat
> me like a human being. I just don't see why she
> acts this way. Is it because I remind her of her
> father?"
>
>
> Why did Meade start this thread in the dating and
> relationship" section of that forum? His
> intentions seem far from honorable. If her father
> sees this, he would probably punch Meade in the
> nose. And that would be exactly what Meade
> deserves.


Meade avoid her. She is too young for you and could start rumors, especially if others see you checking her out. Don't want to end up having to register as a sex offender.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: 33gh44y ()
Date: June 03, 2023 12:47PM

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"When your leaders are counterfeiters* all views are distorted, from the value of a hotdog stand to the value of buying a Fortune 500 market news feed to the value." - Benjamin Franklin

democrat chinese-UK-DE-connected counterfeiters

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"When I heard frankly the hotdog stand hot dogs weren't Kosher, I fathomed that the city had a newly aquired a new hotline for proper handling of bettle dropings." - Mark Twain

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: e4hg454 ()
Date: June 03, 2023 12:49PM

You want distorted?

Try this: on Microsoft 1/2 owned Cable TV, all adds include niggers, most are 100% niggers, which "fund 1960's shows niggers hate".

Try to explain that one to me, please. Why the target audience would be "force to watch nigger ads" and THEY KNOW the target audience is not niggers.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: 3g3h34h3 ()
Date: June 03, 2023 12:49PM

little red riding hood

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: 3g345h4 ()
Date: June 03, 2023 12:50PM

there isn't no reason Benjamin Franklin said,

"to Counterfeit is Death"

only an asshole of a Judge wouldn't continue the tradition

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: I feel your pain... ()
Date: June 03, 2023 05:50PM

e4hg454 Wrote:
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> You want distorted?
>
> Try this: on Microsoft 1/2 owned Cable TV, all
> adds include niggers, most are 100% niggers, which
> "fund 1960's shows niggers hate".
>
> Try to explain that one to me, please. Why the
> target audience would be "force to watch nigger
> ads" and THEY KNOW the target audience is not
> niggers.


I'm not racist, but I simply cannot tolerate ads with anything other than white people in them.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: where are the bodies? ()
Date: June 03, 2023 05:58PM

glad you enjoyed it Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 2023 is the year of Meade! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://www.distortedview.com/show/worshipping-tha
>
> >
> t-stink-portal-meaty-dick-loaves-horse-ass-clappin
>
> > g/
> >
> >
> > More Meade on this morning's show of Distorted
> > view!!!
> >
> > Laughing at retards like Meade never gets old.
>
>
> Your' like the rest of the FFXU crowd. Put down
> Meade, make fun of Meade but sure to grab a front
> row seat to see or hear him. The magnetism of
> Meade is alluring. Women want him in their
> beds,,men want to be like him. Call that the
> 'right stuff' the stuff that dreams are made of.

This is not true. People don't go to hear Meade play. People go to art and crafts fairs and restaurants and Meade just happens to be playing. The last "regular" Meade had was actually Eesh. Of course, Meade treated Eesh like shit. Meade is such an ingrate. Eesh has probably seen Meade more than anyone else other than his sister Gretchen.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: iternet illeterate guy ()
Date: June 03, 2023 05:59PM

what does "red riding hood" mean when used like it did above?? Meade is like the Sarah Silverman of FFXU many, tens of people, think.

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Re: Distorted View-Meawhde update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: what are you talking about? ()
Date: June 03, 2023 06:37PM

iternet illeterate guy Wroteh
-------------------------------------------------------
> what does "red riding hood" mean when used like it
> did above?? Meade is like the Sarah Silverman of
> FFXU many, tens of people, think.


No one thinks Meade is like the Sarah Silverman of FFXU.
Meade is to FFXU as Corky is to "Facts of Life"
Corky without the scintillating wit, of course.

Meade always wanted to be considered the Natalie from the facts of life. She was the "fat one". but Meade could never lose enough weight to get down to close her size.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: yes ()
Date: June 03, 2023 08:02PM

where are the bodies? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> glad you enjoyed it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 2023 is the year of Meade! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> >
> https://www.distortedview.com/show/worshipping-tha
>
> >
> > >
> >
> t-stink-portal-meaty-dick-loaves-horse-ass-clappin
>
> >
> > > g/
> > >
> > >
> > > More Meade on this morning's show of
> Distorted
> > > view!!!
> > >
> > > Laughing at retards like Meade never gets
> old.
> >
> >
> > Your' like the rest of the FFXU crowd. Put
> down
> > Meade, make fun of Meade but sure to grab a
> front
> > row seat to see or hear him. The magnetism of
> > Meade is alluring. Women want him in their
> > beds,,men want to be like him. Call that the
> > 'right stuff' the stuff that dreams are made
> of.
>
> This is not true. People don't go to hear Meade
> play. People go to art and crafts fairs and
> restaurants and Meade just happens to be playing.
> The last "regular" Meade had was actually Eesh.
> Of course, Meade treated Eesh like shit. Meade is
> such an ingrate. Eesh has probably seen Meade
> more than anyone else other than his sister
> Gretchen.


Eesh has boasted of having the largest Meade picture collection in history. Photos of never before seen by anyone before. He used to tease here by once in while posting a publicity shot of the Meade.

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: More to come... ()
Date: June 05, 2023 09:27PM

He cracks me up!

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Re: Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,
Posted by: meade super fan 294 ()
Date: June 05, 2023 11:14PM

what Meade should do is rent a booth at the flea market and sell his music disks. Might be a profitable endeavor. Also a great way to spread the word that he is available for birthday parties, fraternity mixers, graduation and Bar Mitzvah celebrations. Got to get the word out. Sorry to disappoint but the odds of someone knocking on his door seeking his engagements is pretty low, like he has been hoping will happen for years

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