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Post your anti-General Mahdi poems here
Posted by: Winchester Poofter ()
Date: March 29, 2023 11:39PM

As I went thru ma life
It all went off the rails
I got addicted to meth
And chased chemtrails

I love being stoned
Or real drunk and how
My everyday prob
Is findin someone to plow

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Re: Post your anti-General Mahdi poems here
Posted by: I want to be plowed by Mahdi ()
Date: March 29, 2023 11:42PM

Mahdi likes to take it
And give it up the ass
As a tranny in progress
She's got a lot of class

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Re: Post your anti-General Mahdi poems here
Posted by: Warrenton Poofter ()
Date: March 29, 2023 11:47PM

Plowing Mahdi is my lifelong dream
Chemtrail spotting is also cool
I would love to feel his cream
And receive his hard, massive tool

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Re: Post your anti-General Mahdi poems here
Posted by: Timmy Trumptard ()
Date: March 30, 2023 12:01AM

I want to kiss Mahdi on the mouth
While watching chemtrails towards the south
And feel his dick up my rump
Damn, I sure hope he voted for Trump

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Re: Post your anti-General Mahdi poems here
Posted by: Winchester Poofter ()
Date: March 30, 2023 12:09AM

Posting on the underground
Has me steady like a rock
Began a sidegig with MMGH
Where all I do is suck cock

The cocks I suck are mostly real fat
Thus has showed me where my life's at
I'll vacuum your balls wherever you're from
Cuz I have learned i luv the taste of cum

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Re: Post your anti-General Mahdi poems here
Posted by: Richmond Poofter ()
Date: March 30, 2023 03:23AM

I wish Mahdi would come visit us down here
Lots of chemtrails to see
I would buy him a beer
Then plow him hood til he screams wee, wee

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Re: Post your anti-General Mahdi poems here
Posted by: crankbait ()
Date: March 30, 2023 09:20PM

There once was a homosexual Dahdi
Who's fake rank was General Mahdi
In his army of one, he like to squirt cum
in any loose ass at the parhdi

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