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The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: August 21, 2010 10:01AM


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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2010 10:47AM

Snookie is a walking, talking orange colored tumor.

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 21, 2010 01:30PM

Ok, that was kinda funny.

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 21, 2010 04:51PM

I pretty much despise people like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton, who are famous simply for being famous (or sucking dick on videotape). But this Jersey Shore thing is a whole new level. There is NOTHING that these people offer society. And Snooki isn't even Italian...she's Peruvian.

With that said, it was funny and you can thank Jimmy Kimmel for that.

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: warhawk the nobody ()
Date: August 21, 2010 06:22PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> I pretty much despise people like Kim Kardashian
> or Paris Hilton, who are famous simply for being
> famous (or sucking dick on videotape). But this
> Jersey Shore thing is a whole new level. There is
> NOTHING that these people offer society. And
> Snooki isn't even Italian...she's Peruvian.
>
> With that said, it was funny and you can thank
> Jimmy Kimmel for that.


yeah...most nobody's feel like you do. it's natural to be jealous of someone living a better life than you even if they arent giving anything to society. what are you giving? your bitchy rants over someone who's famous for being hot and sexy? boohoo. get over it!

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: :o ()
Date: August 21, 2010 06:26PM

Hot and sexy?? Yuck. Pathetic leaches. They will wake up one day old, alone and fugly. Then who will have the better life then Mr. Nobody?

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: battle eagle ()
Date: August 21, 2010 06:37PM

warhawk the nobody Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I pretty much despise people like Kim
> Kardashian
> > or Paris Hilton, who are famous simply for
> being
> > famous (or sucking dick on videotape). But
> this
> > Jersey Shore thing is a whole new level. There
> is
> > NOTHING that these people offer society. And
> > Snooki isn't even Italian...she's Peruvian.
> >
> > With that said, it was funny and you can thank
> > Jimmy Kimmel for that.
>
>
> yeah...most nobody's feel like you do. it's
> natural to be jealous of someone living a better
> life than you even if they arent giving anything
> to society. what are you giving? your bitchy rants
> over someone who's famous for being hot and sexy?
> boohoo. get over it!


warhawk got fucking pwned

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: pwnedhawk ()
Date: August 21, 2010 06:58PM

warhawk the nobody Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I pretty much despise people like Kim
> Kardashian
> > or Paris Hilton, who are famous simply for
> being
> > famous (or sucking dick on videotape). But
> this
> > Jersey Shore thing is a whole new level. There
> is
> > NOTHING that these people offer society. And
> > Snooki isn't even Italian...she's Peruvian.
> >
> > With that said, it was funny and you can thank
> > Jimmy Kimmel for that.
>
>
> yeah...most nobody's feel like you do. it's
> natural to be jealous of someone living a better
> life than you even if they arent giving anything
> to society. what are you giving? your bitchy rants
> over someone who's famous for being hot and sexy?
> boohoo. get over it!
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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 21, 2010 07:05PM

battle eagle Wrote:
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> warhawk the nobody Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Warhawk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I pretty much despise people like Kim
> > Kardashian
> > > or Paris Hilton, who are famous simply for
> > being
> > > famous (or sucking dick on videotape). But
> > this
> > > Jersey Shore thing is a whole new level.
> There
> > is
> > > NOTHING that these people offer society. And
> > > Snooki isn't even Italian...she's Peruvian.
> > >
> > > With that said, it was funny and you can
> thank
> > > Jimmy Kimmel for that.
> >
> >
> > yeah...most nobody's feel like you do. it's
> > natural to be jealous of someone living a
> better
> > life than you even if they arent giving
> anything
> > to society. what are you giving? your bitchy
> rants
> > over someone who's famous for being hot and
> sexy?
> > boohoo. get over it!
>
>
> warhawk got fucking pwned



Pwned? Is that what constitutes pwnage? LOL. As for being a nobody - I'm just like 99.9999% of the rest of America. Just an average dude raising a family and working for a living. You two on the other hand, are probably two 20 something year olds working at Home Depot who go back to their rented townhouse with your 5 other roommates, all of who also have no work ethic, money, or girlfriends. I'll be by your work tomorrow, please have my 10 bags of mulch ready.

EDIT: And if I don't reply to the swarm of troll posts sure to follow, please don't misconstrue it as something other than me not giving a shit about a bunch of anon troll posters. I'll be busy doing something you've probably heard of - having sex with a woman. A real woman. Not some chick you see on your computer monitor while you beat your dick like it stole something from you.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2010 07:10PM by Warhawk.

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2010 07:35PM

Snookie will be nobody in ten years. All she will have to show for this Jersey Shore is dry, wrinkled up skin from the excessive tanning. She will probably be working retail at a Sephora or Ulta.

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: warhwak fail ()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:04PM

>
> Pwned? Is that what constitutes pwnage? LOL. As
> for being a nobody - I'm just like 99.9999% of the
> rest of America. Just an average dude raising a
> family and working for a living. You two on the
> other hand, are probably two 20 something year
> olds working at Home Depot who go back to their
> rented townhouse with your 5 other roommates, all
> of who also have no work ethic, money, or
> girlfriends. I'll be by your work tomorrow,
> please have my 10 bags of mulch ready.

yeah idk I wasn't attempting to pwd you, just stating the facts. You "despise" people for doing something you can never do, that's called envy, envy is a sin. You should be happy for them. And no I'm not a 20-something working at home depot. I do have a girlfriend and I live in a house so you fail at that. Also you fail at this:



> EDIT: And if I don't reply to the swarm of troll
> posts sure to follow, please don't misconstrue it
> as something other than me not giving a shit about
> a bunch of anon troll posters. I'll be busy doing
> something you've probably heard of - having sex
> with a woman. A real woman. Not some chick you
> see on your computer monitor while you beat your
> dick like it stole something from you.


People who have sex with women don't usually say "I'm going to have sex with a woman" LMAOOOOOOOOO, are you serious? Hahahaha...fuckin fail. You're going to be "beating your dick like it stole something from you to some chick yo see on a computer monitor" cause if you really were "having sex with a woman" there'd be no need to even say it, like that REALLY even matters, lmfao. All because Snooki and Pauly D are having a better life that you? Wow. Fail. Delusional much? Yes. I think so. Come again! ;]

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: :o fail ()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:05PM

:o Wrote:
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> Hot and sexy?? Yuck. Pathetic leaches. They will
> wake up one day old, alone and fugly. Then who
> will have the better life then Mr. Nobody?


I'm sure they're a lot hotter and sexier than you and Warhawk lol, hence the reason why they made it on to the show and get paid grands just to walk into a club, ya know???

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: warhawk fail pt. 2 ()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:06PM

btw, the fact that you came back to edit that, shows you were highly offended by what I said, and I was just stating the facts, so don't get all emotional on FFU, it's not cute, and I'm sure your "woman that you're having sex with" aka your mom..wouldn't be too proud :/

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:33PM

This is the good looking chick:



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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:49PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Snookie will be nobody in ten years. All she will
> have to show for this Jersey Shore is dry,
> wrinkled up skin from the excessive tanning. She
> will probably be working retail at a Sephora or
> Ulta.


There's a guy whom I've seen multiple times over the years in Ft. Lauderdale, FL, and he stands in the roadway medians selling newspapers. You should see his skin from being out in the Sun all the time, he looks like leather.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: The Jersey Shore Saga: Friggin' Twilight
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: August 21, 2010 08:50PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> There's a guy whom I've seen multiple times over
> the years in Ft. Lauderdale, FL, and he stands in
> the roadway medians selling newspapers. You should
> see his skin from being out in the Sun all the
> time, he looks like leather.


lol, leather face people look like their faces melted, dried up, and remelted again ::shudder::

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