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How To Show a Woman You Really, Really Like Her
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 20, 2010 09:30AM

Ejaculate into her water bottle...

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010

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Re: How To Show a Woman You Really, Really Like Her
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 20, 2010 09:33AM

Clearly since it made the woman ill, that is one chick that doesn't swallow.

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Re: How To Show a Woman You Really, Really Like Her
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 20, 2010 03:07PM

I saw a show about sex disorders where a woman was allergic to her husband's ejaculate.

Maybe this woman was allergic?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: How To Show a Woman You Really, Really Like Her
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 20, 2010 06:11PM

No serious news-gathering organization should be using exclamation points in headlines.

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Re: How To Show a Woman You Really, Really Like Her
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 20, 2010 06:11PM

Possible exception: "WAR!"

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Re: How To Show a Woman You Really, Really Like Her
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 20, 2010 07:00PM

You shore as ship 'owned' Fox 5 with that JW, nic3 1.

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