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Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2023 03:49PM

That damn illegal plumber of mine better show up. Two groan thrones backed up and not working. I am incredibly irritated just like my bowels are!

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: twkty ()
Date: January 13, 2023 04:20PM

Thought your plumber was a long time friend. Douche.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: January 13, 2023 04:21PM

I will be kicking off the holiday weekend with dominoes pizza and lava cakes. My bowels got this!

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: January 14, 2023 06:41AM

Well eggs have gotten really expensive but I am going to fry up 8 of them for breakfast along with a pound of bacon and a half a bag of Giant brand hash browns. My bowels are going to shit when they see this meal headed their way!

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:43AM

On my way to IHOP as usual. My bowels got this.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: regional treasure ()
Date: January 14, 2023 07:58AM

Whenever I stay at a hotel I treat myself to a nice enema,

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: 6UXXB ()
Date: January 14, 2023 11:09AM

OP: Buy a closet snake. You'll save big on plumbing bills. Home Depot and Lowe's sell them. They don't cost a lot. You can get an OK 1 for about $25-$35. You can get a real good 1 for about $50 or a cheapie for about $15. I don't rec. the cheapie. You might wind up having to go back and buy a better 1.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: digger ()
Date: January 14, 2023 01:27PM

6UXXB Wrote:
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> OP: Buy a closet snake. You'll save big on
> plumbing bills. Home Depot and Lowe's sell them.
> They don't cost a lot. You can get an OK 1 for
> about $25-$35. You can get a real good 1 for
> about $50 or a cheapie for about $15. I don't
> rec. the cheapie. You might wind up having to go
> back and buy a better 1.

Better yet dig a 4 foot deep hole in the backyard and build a nice outhouse. No way you can stop up a outhouse.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: January 15, 2023 01:28PM

Howdy brown guyz!
Havin beerz an burgerz today while watchin some football. Got tommorow off fir MLK day. God bless!

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: January 16, 2023 06:37AM

I am heading over to Manassas to be first in line when golden coral opens up. I am going to get steak and eggs with biscuits and gravy plus a butt load of fried potatoes. My bowels got this!

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 16, 2023 10:22AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy brown guyz!
> Havin beerz an burgerz today while watchin some
> football. Got tommorow off fir MLK day. God bless!


God bless you brother in bowel.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Howl Bowl ()
Date: January 16, 2023 01:18PM

Is it normal to crap, cut it with your hole, flush, crap more, do the same, up to 3 or 4 times?

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: SFC. . ()
Date: January 16, 2023 02:20PM

Brown Onion is Actual JP Morgenthau!

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Tippys fun ()
Date: January 17, 2023 02:02PM

I had a whole bunch of tacos and enchiladas. My bowels got this.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: transgender onion ()
Date: January 17, 2023 06:51PM

I am on the fence.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: January 17, 2023 11:24PM

Ate at Tippys Taco today. Just pooped all over the curb.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Double A ()
Date: January 18, 2023 03:10AM

Stop drinking

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: January 18, 2023 04:42AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is ready to drop a load. 5am guy has the space heater running in the bathroom now and it is set on 80 degrees. 5am guy likes it when the bathroom is nice and warm on a cold morning.
5am guy sends good vibes and well wishes to all the bib's.

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Precise Pete ()
Date: January 18, 2023 06:41AM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is ready
> to drop a load. 5am guy has the space heater
> running in the bathroom now and it is set on 80
> degrees. 5am guy likes it when the bathroom is
> nice and warm on a cold morning.
> 5am guy sends good vibes and well wishes to all
> the bib's.

You posted this at 4:42. If you aren’t going to post exactly at 5:00am I request that you change your name to Around 5:00am guy. Thank you!

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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: Ms. Poops ()
Date: January 18, 2023 06:29PM



























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Re: Damn plumber for groan thrones
Posted by: FH FUR ()
Date: June 21, 2023 07:08AM

Plunge it!

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