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Ate At Outback, My Ass Is a Bloomin' Onion
Posted by: Shart Capades ()
Date: January 12, 2023 08:53PM

Does ObamaCare cover Aboriginal Ass Syndrome?

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Re: Ate At Outback, My Ass Is a Bloomin' Onion
Posted by: You are amazing ()
Date: January 12, 2023 10:32PM

And, you're good-looking, too.

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Re: Ate At Outback, My Ass Is a Bloomin' Onion
Posted by: TK4YM ()
Date: January 13, 2023 08:11PM

I don't know what kinda' meat tenderizer they use, but all I can say is it's a good thing GF's a table camper. About 20 min. after you're done , it hits you. You better be fast & you better hope the shit stalls aren't all full. If you're slow or the shitstalls arw all full, you better grab a fistful of napkins & run out back.

You're going to get hit with an exploding torpedo smellocrap. When you're done, you better get home in 30 min or less. You're going to get a reprise pushcrap .

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Re: Ate At Outback, My Ass Is a Bloomin' Onion
Posted by: Tasmanian ()
Date: January 13, 2023 08:35PM

There’s something wrong with your digestive tract. I’ve been eating at Outback for over 30 years and never experienced the issues that you describe. Could be that I simply have superior intestines.

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Re: Ate At Outback, My Ass Is a Bloomin' Onion
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2023 08:55PM

I pray for your bowels.

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Re: Ate At Outback, My Ass Is a Bloomin' Onion
Posted by: e6hdy ()
Date: January 13, 2023 09:17PM

Oh no…

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Re: Ate At Outback, My Ass Is a Bloomin' Onion
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: January 13, 2023 10:25PM

Try Tippys Taco, that’ll clean the outback shit out of your bowels

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Re: Ate At Outback, My Ass Is a Bloomin' Onion
Posted by: 4W7VP ()
Date: January 14, 2023 12:54AM

Tasmanian Wrote:
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> There’s something wrong with your digestive
> tract. I’ve been eating at Outback for over 30
> years and never experienced the issues that you
> describe.
>


It only happens when I get steak. If I get Drover's Platter, chicken, a burger or fish or pork chops, it doesn't happen. Only if I get steak.

It hits you without warning. One min. you're fine, the next min. tou feel that crap motion inside you. You better get up & run. I once made a waitress drop a whole big tray full of orders. Those people were pissed. I yelled EXCUSE ME! as I rounded the corner and headed dor the bathroom. She jumped outta' my way. That's when she dumped the tray. She knew what the dealeeyo was.

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