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Christmas bowel woes
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 07, 2022 12:54PM

He was born in a manger, a humble beginning. I pray to the baby Jesus for a new set of bowels this Christmas. At every church event, have educated the faith community about IBS. Also dreading the meals of Christmas, which are likely to create goulash like conditions.

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Re: Christmas bowel woes
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: December 08, 2022 04:22AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here.5am guy is getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy takes the dumps while the city sleeps.

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Re: Christmas bowel woes
Posted by: Lazy Limbo ()
Date: December 08, 2022 07:09AM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here.5am guy is
> getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy takes the
> dumps while the city sleeps.


You’re not the only one. I usually get up and drop a load about 3am, then go back to bed until 7.

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Re: Christmas bowel woes
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: December 08, 2022 08:57AM

Poopy Fartz says hi to 5am guy and Brown Onion! Poopy Fartz wishes all the BiBs a festive holiday season!

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Re: Christmas bowel woes
Posted by: Syncopated shitbrains ()
Date: December 08, 2022 09:08AM

Congratulations

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Re: Christmas bowel woes
Posted by: Syncopated shitbrains ()
Date: December 08, 2022 09:08AM

Congratulations

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Re: Christmas bowel woes
Posted by: Syncopated shitbrains ()
Date: December 08, 2022 09:08AM

Congratulations

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Re: Christmas bowel woes
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 08, 2022 02:15PM

The Yuletide log is brewing. There will be cinder blocks. Santa Claus and his bowels at malls must be a real problem. Guessing they eat simple foods. Castor oil probably too.

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