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Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Young man ()
Date: August 11, 2010 11:09PM

If you had a time machine and had the ability would you go back and never marry your spouse? Would you never get married, period - or just go back for another who you had made a wrong decision on and broke up with in the past, or perhaps find a brand new one?

Did you lower your standards, whatsoever, when getting married?

Are marriages held together mostly by convenience, children, fear, and combined duel incomes?

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Major Maniac ()
Date: August 12, 2010 05:29AM

Just buy them cars, jewelry and clothes instead. Save the inevitable lawyer fees and alimony, it's cheaper.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: August 12, 2010 08:30AM

Young man Wrote:
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> Are marriages held together mostly by convenience,
> children, fear, and combined duel incomes?

Yes, except "dual" incomes. Plus as you get older and look at the pains of the dating scene, the choices in the immediate short term are staying married or living completely alone with half your money.

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Re:
Posted by: Highlander ()
Date: August 12, 2010 09:22AM

Do you regret getting maried?


Not since I got divorced...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/12/2010 09:23AM by Highlander.

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Re: Re:
Posted by: Broke ()
Date: August 12, 2010 09:55AM

Highlander Wrote:
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> Do you regret getting maried?
>
>
> Not since I got divorced...

I miss my ex but my aim's getting better.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 10:07AM

Ask Tiger he probably has a better aspect to that ..
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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 12, 2010 10:09AM

fngbngr Wrote:
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> Ask Tiger he probably has a better aspect to that
> ..


You didn't answer the original question, dear.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 10:12AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> fngbngr Wrote:
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> > Ask Tiger he probably has a better aspect to
> that
> > ..
>
>
> You didn't answer the original question, dear.


people who had been married and divorced should go ahead and answer first ...I haven't gotten divorce ! how would I know ..

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Date: August 12, 2010 10:13AM

Young man Wrote:
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> If you had a time machine and had the ability
> would you go back and never marry your spouse?

No.

> Would you never get married, period - or just go
> back for another who you had made a wrong decision
> on and broke up with in the past, or perhaps find
> a brand new one?
>

No.

> Did you lower your standards, whatsoever, when
> getting married?
>

No. In fact, I got someone better than I deserved.

> Are marriages held together mostly by convenience,
> children, fear, and combined duel incomes?


I guess love isn't on the list?

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/12/2010 10:13AM by WashingTone-Locian.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 10:17AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Young man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you had a time machine and had the ability
> > would you go back and never marry your spouse?
>
> No.
>
> > Would you never get married, period - or just
> go
> > back for another who you had made a wrong
> decision
> > on and broke up with in the past, or perhaps
> find
> > a brand new one?
> >
>
> No.
>
> > Did you lower your standards, whatsoever, when
> > getting married?
> >
>
> No. In fact, I got someone better than I
> deserved.
>
> > Are marriages held together mostly by
> convenience,
> > children, fear, and combined duel incomes?
>
>
> I guess love isn't on the list?


what's love got to do with it?

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 12, 2010 10:19AM

fngbngr Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> > fngbngr Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Ask Tiger he probably has a better aspect to
> > that
> > > ..
> >
> >
> > You didn't answer the original question, dear.
>
>
> people who had been married and divorced should go
> ahead and answer first ...I haven't gotten divorce
> ! how would I know ..


see-owl2.jpg


Okay fine. No I don't regret marrying my first wife, but I also don't regret divorcing her at all either. I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days before marrying you and now we have 2 beautiful children. Do I regret re-marrying? There are times when I want to light you on fire, but I don't because I love you...and that would be illegal.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/12/2010 10:19AM by Gonads & Strife.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 10:20AM

> Okay fine. No I don't regret marrying my first wife, but I also don't regret divorcing her at all either. I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days before marrying you and now we have 2 beautiful children. Do I regret re-marrying? There are times when I want to light you on fire, but I don't because I love you...and that would be illegal.

NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT !

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 10:55AM

Young man Wrote:
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> If you had a time machine and had the ability
> would you go back and never marry your spouse?
> Would you never get married, period - or just go
> back for another who you had made a wrong decision
> on and broke up with in the past, or perhaps find
> a brand new one?
>
> Did you lower your standards, whatsoever, when
> getting married?
>
> Are marriages held together mostly by convenience,
> children, fear, and combined duel incomes?


I do not regret getting married ,nor I will ever would,even tho one day my spouse and I decide to go different directions! I don't think I lowered my standards and infact this is what I always wanted..I haven't been married for long but I am pretty sure I will be married till the death do us apart and as long as we are faithful to each other .the end

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: August 12, 2010 11:07AM

No. Im happy most of the time.

Everyone gets sad and scared; its the human condition. It helps to have someone on your side to get through the hard times. Even if you hate them occasionally.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2010 11:31AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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>

> I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days
> before marrying you

Wow, that's a fast turnover, but my husband's got you beat. He was only "single" for three weeks before marrying me.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Date: August 12, 2010 11:34AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> -----
> >
>
> > I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days
> > before marrying you
>
> Wow, that's a fast turnover, but my husband's got
> you beat. He was only "single" for three weeks
> before marrying me.


Shhh. Otnay in rontfay of the idskay!

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 12, 2010 11:36AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> >
> > > I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days
> > > before marrying you
> >
> > Wow, that's a fast turnover, but my husband's
> got
> > you beat. He was only "single" for three weeks
> > before marrying me.
>
>
> Shhh. Otnay in rontfay of the idskay!


Ah, yes, the new Latin. Alias - I always knew you were a homewrecker!! :P

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: August 12, 2010 11:48AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
>
> > I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days
> > before marrying you
>
> Wow, that's a fast turnover, but my husband's got
> you beat. He was only "single" for three weeks
> before marrying me.


How long were you two "together" before he left his family, you dirty whore?

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 12, 2010 11:52AM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> >
> > > I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days
> > > before marrying you
> >
> > Wow, that's a fast turnover, but my husband's
> got
> > you beat. He was only "single" for three weeks
> > before marrying me.
>
>
> How long were you two "together" before he left
> his family, you dirty whore?




Something tells me Alias and husband look like Dog the Bounty Hunter and that wife of his.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 12, 2010 11:54AM

You mean Pam?

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2010 12:49PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> >
> > > I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days
> > > before marrying you
> >
> > Wow, that's a fast turnover, but my husband's
> got
> > you beat. He was only "single" for three weeks
> > before marrying me.
>
>
> Shhh. Otnay in rontfay of the idskay!


I think misery has already figured it out. Our kids are pretty smart, you know.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2010 12:50PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > >
> > > > I was "single" for 1 month and 2 days
> > > > before marrying you
> > >
> > > Wow, that's a fast turnover, but my husband's
> > got
> > > you beat. He was only "single" for three
> weeks
> > > before marrying me.
> >
> >
> > Shhh. Otnay in rontfay of the idskay!
>
>
> Ah, yes, the new Latin. Alias - I always knew
> you were a homewrecker!! :P


Says the homewreckee!!

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 12, 2010 12:52PM

Hey, HEY! My home was wrecked well before meeting my wife.. I just wasn't properly divorced yet. :P

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: BBC Urdu ()
Date: August 12, 2010 12:58PM

Hey Alias, one time me and my fiancé were hungry so we went up to Captain Roy's, but moments after we were seated a man dressed in a beige tunic emerged from the back room and proceeded to shout at the top of his lungs at us in a strange language. He was totally steamed and pointed his finger at us as he yelled and screamed. If you could've only seen how red this guy's eyes got you would've been just as unnerved as we were. We were both so scared we went home.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 01:10PM

Alias is the
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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2010 01:16PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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>
> How long were you two "together" before he left
> his family, you dirty whore?

Let's see. While living in Paris, he eloped with a Pam Am stewardess, on a Tuesday afternoon. After returning to the states he wanted to settle down and have children but his stewardess still had some flying to do.

So, one cold cloudy day in March, he and I met while jogging in Central Park and fell madly in love. Before his stewardess had time to say, fasten your condom, he had moved out and filed for divorce.

So, to answer your question, Yahweh, maybe 10 minutes or so.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2010 02:28PM

fngbngr Wrote:
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> Alias is the

word on that boat.
________________

Hey, who is this fngbngr?

Listen, fang banger, only eesh gets away with calling me names and it takes a long time to develop that kind of relationship.

It's not something that happens overnight. Capish?

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr second half ()
Date: August 12, 2010 02:34PM

Why are you talking about OUR marriage on this website? Keep it up buster and I will divorce you

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 12, 2010 02:37PM

Alias Wrote:
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> fngbngr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias is the
>
> word on that boat.
> ________________
>
> Hey, who is this fngbngr?
>
> Listen, fang banger, only eesh gets away with
> calling me names and it takes a long time to
> develop that kind of relationship.
>
> It's not something that happens overnight. Capish?


fngbngr is Mrs. Strife - she means you no harm.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 02:40PM

Alias Wrote:
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> fngbngr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias is the
>
> word on that boat.
> ________________
>
> Hey, who is this fngbngr?
>
> Listen, fang banger, only eesh gets away with
> calling me names and it takes a long time to
> develop that kind of relationship.
>
> It's not something that happens overnight. Capish?


ohh dear , I thought I was special ... so you are you are bilingual homewrecker!? that makes both of us! well ,I am Mrs. Strife.. nice to meet you

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2010 03:20PM

fngbngr Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > fngbngr Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias is the
> >
> > word on that boat.
> > ________________
> >
> > Hey, who is this fngbngr?
> >
> > Listen, fang banger, only eesh gets away with
> > calling me names and it takes a long time to
> > develop that kind of relationship.
> >
> > It's not something that happens overnight.
> Capish?
>
>
> ohh dear , I thought I was special ... so you are
> you are bilingual homewrecker!? that makes both of
> us! well ,I am Mrs. Strife.. nice to meet you


Hello, Mrs. Strife. From one homewrecker to another.. welcome!

Alas, I'm not bilingual. Growing up in an Italian neighborhood meant learning a few words like capish or ending up in the Hudson River. Capish?

So, tell us all about Gonads.

Does he help around the house?

Does he change diapers?

Does he snore?

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 04:00PM

Alias Wrote:
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> fngbngr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > fngbngr Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Alias is the
> > >
> > > word on that boat.
> > > ________________
> > >
> > > Hey, who is this fngbngr?
> > >
> > > Listen, fang banger, only eesh gets away with
> > > calling me names and it takes a long time to
> > > develop that kind of relationship.
> > >
> > > It's not something that happens overnight.
> > Capish?
> >
> >
> > ohh dear , I thought I was special ... so you
> are
> > you are bilingual homewrecker!? that makes both
> of
> > us! well ,I am Mrs. Strife.. nice to meet you
>
>
> Hello, Mrs. Strife. From one homewrecker to
> another.. welcome!
>
> Alas, I'm not bilingual. Growing up in an Italian
> neighborhood meant learning a few words like
> capish or ending up in the Hudson River. Capish?
>
> So, tell us all about Gonads.
>
> Does he help around the house?
>
> Does he change diapers?
>
> Does he snore?


he doesn't snore,and he is really good at changing diapers but really no help around the house ...he drinks occasionally ,and is a non-smoker.he is not sexist but he hates women in general (stupid ones anyways)..

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 12, 2010 04:04PM

Mr. and Mrs. Strife,


Alias is into that swinging scene, and she swings both ways herself. That's why she is so interested in the two of you.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: fngbngr ()
Date: August 12, 2010 05:15PM

isn tit?
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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 12, 2010 08:29PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Mr. and Mrs. Strife,
>
>
> Alias is into that swinging scene, and she swings
> both ways herself. That's why she is so interested
> in the two of you.


I know she is...as previously stated, I record her early morning activities from my tan Toyota Camry parked across the street from her house. Mrs. Strife and I watch the playback and get freaky.

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2010 01:06AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. and Mrs. Strife,
> >
> >
> > Alias is into that swinging scene, and she
> swings
> > both ways herself. That's why she is so
> interested
> > in the two of you.
>
>
> I know she is...as previously stated, I record her
> early morning activities from my tan Toyota Camry
> parked across the street from her house. Mrs.
> Strife and I watch the playback and get freaky.

I see you parked out there Gonads. I mean you're not exactly inconspicuous standing in front of your car with your sony camcorder and a spot light.

But, do you know where eesh is parked?

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 13, 2010 02:50AM

Since I've yet to be married, I'll say no, I don't regret it.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Do you regret getting maried?
Posted by: She DeviI ()
Date: August 13, 2010 03:41AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:

There are times
> when I want to light you on fire, but I don't
> because I love you...and that would be illegal.


LMFAOOOOOOOOO

i'm really a man

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