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To the man that yelled at his penis in Carinis bathroom
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Ghost
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Date: August 26, 2022 12:51PM
You said something along the lines of "dumb ol' good for nuthin dong, how you manage to piss on me, it ain't even like we tryin to thread a needle, dumb mother fucker" as you swayed drunkenly from side to side.
It was 1pm.
We were at Carinis.
In Nokesville, VA.
I have so many questions. But I also understand your frustration. I, too, have had that happen; we all have tinkled a bit on ourselves. But this seemed different...it seemed like your exchange with your penis was so personal and intimate, like you two were a couple of storied pals that have such a strong bond that even a fight like this can't break up the friendship.
I envy your bond...perhaps once day when i'm as old as you, I'll be joyfully senile enough to have regular conversations with my penis.
take care of yourself stranger, and your penis too.
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It was 1pm.
We were at Carinis.
In Nokesville, VA.
I have so many questions. But I also understand your frustration. I, too, have had that happen; we all have tinkled a bit on ourselves. But this seemed different...it seemed like your exchange with your penis was so personal and intimate, like you two were a couple of storied pals that have such a strong bond that even a fight like this can't break up the friendship.
I envy your bond...perhaps once day when i'm as old as you, I'll be joyfully senile enough to have regular conversations with my penis.
take care of yourself stranger, and your penis too.
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