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Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Ron McDon ()
Date: May 01, 2022 04:31PM

McDonald's Sausage McMuffin® recipe features a warm, freshly toasted English muffin, topped with a savory hot sausage patty and a slice of melty American cheese. There are 400 calories in a Sausage McMuffin® at McDonald's. Try this McDonald's breakfast sandwich today with a Premium Roast Coffee and order with Mobile Order & Pay on the McDonald's App!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: sw ()
Date: May 01, 2022 07:48PM

Ron McDon Wrote:
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> McDonald's Sausage McMuffin® recipe features a
> warm, freshly toasted English muffin, topped with
> a savory hot sausage patty and a slice of melty
> American cheese. There are 400 calories in a
> Sausage McMuffin® at McDonald's. Try this
> McDonald's breakfast sandwich today with a Premium
> Roast Coffee and order with Mobile Order & Pay on
> the McDonald's App!

them things are good as hell u get 1 with a small black coffee and you good all day!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Choose wisely ()
Date: May 01, 2022 08:25PM

As an adult, every Sausage McMuffin® you consume reduces your average life expectancy by approximately 48 hours...

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Clown Shoez ()
Date: May 01, 2022 08:29PM

Has the real egg, too. Not that fake egg stuff like on the Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: May 01, 2022 10:38PM

When I go to McDonalds for breakfast I usually get 8 egg McMuffins and 12 hash browns.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: McSalt ()
Date: May 01, 2022 11:04PM

You ever see how much of me in in that food. 1000mg in a sausage biscuit thats only a biscuit and a piece of sausage that's a bad way to start your day

If your black you better know and what your blood pressure is too because high amounts of sodium creates high blood pressure that kills more blacks then any thing else

WHITES SPANISH AND ASIANS TOO ! It's an equal opportunity diverse killer

Wanna try your luck

GIVE ME A REAL GOOD SHAKE SUCKER !

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Man Of Steel ()
Date: May 01, 2022 11:12PM

Im 24 6ft 208 and my BP is 168 over 100 laying flat on my back in the am . Im going to live forever on weed wine whisky beer and song and what ever woman I can get that will work to support me

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: "JOE" The Buck Stops Here ()
Date: May 01, 2022 11:15PM

If You Don't Have High Blood Pressure YOU ARN'T BLACK !

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Rufus Dwayne LeRoy Skillet ()
Date: May 01, 2022 11:34PM

Mines blood pressure be goin threw da roof when I fuck dem white women an haves me a McChicken sammich

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: May 02, 2022 06:16AM

I need a few sausage mcmuffins in my life this morning and a few hasbrowns too

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: eater McGee ()
Date: May 03, 2022 07:55PM

Those things R really good!!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: ®eally So®®y you'®e ®eady to die ()
Date: May 03, 2022 10:36PM

Eat healfy and live long

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: extra hashbrowns please ()
Date: May 05, 2022 04:56AM

®eally So®®y you'®e ®eady to die Wrote:
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> Eat healthy and live long

Fuck that. Eat healthy and stay fit and you will find yourself dying slowly in a nursing home when you are 90 plus years old. Eat what you want, drink lots of booze, smoke weed, have a good time, die in your sleep at 65. Only way to go.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Dindu McNuthin ()
Date: May 05, 2022 04:35PM

What happened to all day mcdonald breakfast?

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: sorta hongry ()
Date: May 07, 2022 06:33AM

Ron McDon Wrote:
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> McDonald's Sausage McMuffin® recipe features a
> warm, freshly toasted English muffin, topped with
> a savory hot sausage patty and a slice of melty
> American cheese. There are 400 calories in a
> Sausage McMuffin® at McDonald's. Try this
> McDonald's breakfast sandwich today with a Premium
> Roast Coffee and order with Mobile Order & Pay on
> the McDonald's App!

that sounds good!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Isle pass ()
Date: May 07, 2022 09:37AM

Choose wisely Wrote:
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> As an adult, every Sausage McMuffin® you consume
> reduces your average life expectancy by
> approximately 48 hours...


that sounds NOT so good!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Hater 2 ()
Date: May 07, 2022 09:45AM

I love those sammichs. If you ask for a fresh one, they will make you one on the spot if your willing to wait a few mins. Nothing like a fresh made sausage egg muffin.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Generous Gerry ()
Date: May 07, 2022 09:46AM

Choose wisely Wrote:
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> As an adult, every Sausage McMuffin® you consume
> reduces your average life expectancy by
> approximately 48 hours...


That’s good to know. I’m going to give 10 to every Democrat I know

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Lover 4 ()
Date: May 07, 2022 09:50AM

Hater 2 Wrote:
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> I love those sammichs. If you ask for a fresh one,
> they will make you one on the spot if your willing
> to wait a few mins. Nothing like a fresh made
> sausage egg muffin.


Nothing like fatty, processed, high cholesterol, foods clogging your arteries...

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Fuck eggs ()
Date: May 08, 2022 06:08AM

Hater 2 Wrote:
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> I love those sammichs. If you ask for a fresh one,
> they will make you one on the spot if your willing
> to wait a few mins. Nothing like a fresh made
> sausage egg muffin.

No man, this is about the Sausage McMuffin®. No egg in a Sausage McMuffin®. Eggs just fuck things up.

"McDonald's Sausage McMuffin® recipe features a warm, freshly toasted English muffin, topped with a savory hot sausage patty and a slice of melty American cheese. There are 400 calories in a Sausage McMuffin® at McDonald's. Try this McDonald's breakfast sandwich today with a Premium Roast Coffee and order with Mobile Order & Pay on the McDonald's App!"

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Grimace ()
Date: May 08, 2022 10:26AM

Lover 4 Wrote:
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> Hater 2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love those sammichs. If you ask for a fresh
> one,
> > they will make you one on the spot if your
> willing
> > to wait a few mins. Nothing like a fresh made
> > sausage egg muffin.
>
>
> Nothing like fatty, processed, high cholesterol,
> foods clogging your arteries...


No man, this is about a coronary bypass. Once you get past 18 you shouldn't be eating this, Sausage McMuffin, shit on a regular basis.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Got hit by a truck ()
Date: May 08, 2022 11:48AM

Grimace Wrote:
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> Lover 4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hater 2 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I love those sammichs. If you ask for a fresh
> > one,
> > > they will make you one on the spot if your
> > willing
> > > to wait a few mins. Nothing like a fresh made
> > > sausage egg muffin.
> >
> >
> > Nothing like fatty, processed, high
> cholesterol,
> > foods clogging your arteries...
>
>
> No man, this is about a coronary bypass. Once you
> get past 18 you shouldn't be eating this, Sausage
> McMuffin, shit on a regular basis.


Fuck it. Everyone dies anyway. Eat some good shit and have a good time while you can.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Medical Science ()
Date: May 08, 2022 12:08PM

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: jeffro ()
Date: May 08, 2022 01:39PM

i like putting a hashbrown on my sausage mcmuffin.

try it!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Sausage McDindunuffin ()
Date: May 08, 2022 01:44PM

Dindunuffin!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Horse Whip 47 ()
Date: May 08, 2022 01:53PM

jeffro Wrote:
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> i like putting a hashbrown on my sausage
> mcmuffin.
>
> try it!

That sounds good bro. Gonna try it!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Mushroom JACK ()
Date: May 08, 2022 01:59PM

The Mushroom JACK burger at Roy Rogers is good as a mother-fucker. I put tomato, pickle, onion and Roy's bbq sauce on it. Best fast food burger out there today.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: 15 minute countdown ()
Date: May 08, 2022 02:30PM

Mushroom JACK Wrote:
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> The Mushroom JACK burger at Roy Rogers is good as
> a mother-fucker. I put tomato, pickle, onion and
> Roy's bbq sauce on it. Best fast food burger out
> there today.

If I ate one of those I would have to eat it at home. The mushrooms would start the 15 minute countdown to butt blasting diarrhea.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Corn Pop ()
Date: May 09, 2022 01:19AM

"If you don't have high blood pressure from salty fast foods your not black"

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Its Like A Conspiracy ()
Date: May 09, 2022 01:24AM

So much salt in fast food places where I see blacks lining up

Why not just name the place KKK Fried Chicken

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Now We Know ()
Date: May 09, 2022 01:29AM

Where Smilin Racist Ray fries chicken at , Salt City Lickin Chicken

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Taco meat ()
Date: May 09, 2022 09:11PM

Tippy Tacos are so much healthier for you and provide gastrointestinal cleansing all at the same time. I highly recommend Tippy’s over these McDonald’s meals for a healthy and long life. Peace be with you

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Sausage McDindunuffin ()
Date: May 09, 2022 09:32PM

they changed the name

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Billy Burrito ()
Date: May 09, 2022 10:10PM

Taco meat Wrote:
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> Tippy Tacos are so much healthier for you and
> provide gastrointestinal cleansing all at the same
> time. I highly recommend Tippy’s over these
> McDonald’s meals for a healthy and long life.
> Peace be with you


I also highly recommend Tippys Taco. Best stool softener I’ve ever had.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: May 10, 2022 05:00AM

Scrapple egg and cheese from Royal farms is real good.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: May 10, 2022 01:14PM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Scrapple egg and cheese from Royal farms is real
> good.

Not bowel friendly

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: McSaltDinDoNuffin ()
Date: May 10, 2022 04:14PM

I din do nuffin you did for eating me like a greedy hog

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: just as good ()
Date: May 10, 2022 04:37PM

Ron McDon Wrote:
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> McDonald's Sausage McMuffin® recipe features a
> warm, freshly toasted English muffin, topped with
> a savory hot sausage patty and a slice of melty
> American cheese. There are 400 calories in a
> Sausage McMuffin® at McDonald's. Try this
> McDonald's breakfast sandwich today with a Premium
> Roast Coffee and order with Mobile Order & Pay on
> the McDonald's App!

Jimmy Dean frozen breakfast sandwich available at your local market.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: James Dean ()
Date: August 12, 2022 04:37AM

just as good Wrote:
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> Ron McDon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > McDonald's Sausage McMuffin® recipe features a
> > warm, freshly toasted English muffin, topped
> with
> > a savory hot sausage patty and a slice of melty
> > American cheese. There are 400 calories in a
> > Sausage McMuffin® at McDonald's. Try this
> > McDonald's breakfast sandwich today with a
> Premium
> > Roast Coffee and order with Mobile Order & Pay
> on
> > the McDonald's App!
>
> Jimmy Dean frozen breakfast sandwich available at
> your local market.

those things are very good.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: hash brownz ()
Date: July 29, 2023 05:28AM

I like the big breakfast with hotcakes.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: still drinking at 4 am ()
Date: September 22, 2023 04:23AM

hash brownz Wrote:
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> I like the big breakfast with hotcakes.

That with a large coke will cure a hangover.

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: September 22, 2023 04:36AM

On my way to IHOP

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: Little Lotta ()
Date: September 22, 2023 07:08AM

I love you breakfast!

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Re: Sausage McMuffin®
Posted by: sounds heavenly ()
Date: April 15, 2026 01:12AM

Ron McDon Wrote:
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> McDonald's Sausage McMuffin® recipe features a
> warm, freshly toasted English muffin, topped with
> a savory hot sausage patty and a slice of melty
> American cheese. There are 400 calories in a
> Sausage McMuffin® at McDonald's. Try this
> McDonald's breakfast sandwich today with a Premium
> Roast Coffee and order with Mobile Order & Pay on
> the McDonald's App!

I want one!

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