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meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
meanwhile, on theapricity
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Date: April 05, 2022 01:16AM
'At my age its unlikely I would find anyone. Women in prison are often desperate. If I married a female prisoner, I wouldn't have to worry about supporting her because the state does already. We may get conjugal visits. . I'm just not sure morally it would be right. What do y'all think?'
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?361523-Should-I-consider-female-prisoners&p=7472346&highlight=#post7472346
https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?361523-Should-I-consider-female-prisoners&p=7472346&highlight=#post7472346
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
Fat, Frumpy in his forties
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Date: April 05, 2022 11:31AM
meanwhile, on theapricity Wrote:
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> 'At my age its unlikely I would find anyone. Women
> in prison are often desperate. If I married a
> female prisoner, I wouldn't have to worry about
> supporting her because the state does already. We
> may get conjugal visits. . I'm just not sure
> morally it would be right. What do y'all think?'
>
>
>
>
>
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?3
> 61523-Should-I-consider-female-prisoners&p=7472346
> &highlight=#post7472346
It is good that Meade finally realizes he needs to find a wife on the "damaged goods" aisle.
Calling Meade a "beta" is an understatement...
He is a 14-year-old girl trapped in the body of a porcine 43-year-old man.
If he finds a woman, she will be the one to wear the pants in the marriage.
He does know most womem behind bars don't look this, doesn't he?
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> 'At my age its unlikely I would find anyone. Women
> in prison are often desperate. If I married a
> female prisoner, I wouldn't have to worry about
> supporting her because the state does already. We
> may get conjugal visits. . I'm just not sure
> morally it would be right. What do y'all think?'
>
>
>
>
>
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?3
> 61523-Should-I-consider-female-prisoners&p=7472346
> &highlight=#post7472346
It is good that Meade finally realizes he needs to find a wife on the "damaged goods" aisle.
Calling Meade a "beta" is an understatement...
He is a 14-year-old girl trapped in the body of a porcine 43-year-old man.
If he finds a woman, she will be the one to wear the pants in the marriage.
He does know most womem behind bars don't look this, doesn't he?
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Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
Reginald Wentworth III
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Date: April 05, 2022 03:02PM
Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found only four states:California, Connecticut, New York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow conjugal visits.
There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to and write letters to your future hopefuls. You can Google it.
The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow conjugal visits.
There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to and write letters to your future hopefuls. You can Google it.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
Easy from now on...
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Date: April 05, 2022 04:04PM
Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found
> only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
>
> The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> conjugal visits.
>
> There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to and
> write letters to your future hopefuls. You can
> Google it.
Moving to a new state might be worth it if the chickee looks like Adrienne Barbeau... especially during a jail break.
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> Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found
> only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
>
> The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> conjugal visits.
>
> There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to and
> write letters to your future hopefuls. You can
> Google it.
Moving to a new state might be worth it if the chickee looks like Adrienne Barbeau... especially during a jail break.
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Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
So hot
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Date: April 05, 2022 04:10PM
This makes me think of the lady Gaga/Beyoncé video!!
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
These 2 and 4 eightballs!
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Date: April 05, 2022 04:13PM
So hot Wrote:
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> This makes me think of the lady Gaga/Beyoncé
> video!!
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> This makes me think of the lady Gaga/Beyoncé
> video!!
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Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
bad idea
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Date: April 05, 2022 04:16PM
Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found
> only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
>
> The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> conjugal visits.
>
> There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to and
> write letters to your future hopefuls. You can
> Google it.
Upon release, with no place to go, you will be on the "list" of suckers. She'll end up changing the locks and you'
ll be literally, "On the Outside Looking In". You are not street wise.
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> Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found
> only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
>
> The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> conjugal visits.
>
> There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to and
> write letters to your future hopefuls. You can
> Google it.
Upon release, with no place to go, you will be on the "list" of suckers. She'll end up changing the locks and you'
ll be literally, "On the Outside Looking In". You are not street wise.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
bad idea
()
Date: April 05, 2022 04:16PM
Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found
> only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
>
> The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> conjugal visits.
>
> There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to and
> write letters to your future hopefuls. You can
> Google it.
Upon release, with no place to go, you will be on the "list" of suckers. She'll end up changing the locks and you'
ll be literally, "On the Outside Looking In". You are not street wise.
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> Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found
> only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
>
> The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> conjugal visits.
>
> There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to and
> write letters to your future hopefuls. You can
> Google it.
Upon release, with no place to go, you will be on the "list" of suckers. She'll end up changing the locks and you'
ll be literally, "On the Outside Looking In". You are not street wise.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
whoever is the pen pal
()
Date: April 05, 2022 04:21PM
Easy from now on... Wrote:
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> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found
> > only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> > York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
> >
> > The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> > conjugal visits.
> >
> > There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to
> and
> > write letters to your future hopefuls. You can
> > Google it.
>
>
> Moving to a new state might be worth it if the
> chickee looks like Adrienne Barbeau... especially
> during a jail break.
for Meade, if he does go through with this crazy notion, she will NOT look like a young Adrienne Barbeau, I'll be my thousand dollars against your 50 cents on that one. Likely look like a Maude with no teeth.
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> Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I found
> > only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> > York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
> >
> > The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> > conjugal visits.
> >
> > There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go to
> and
> > write letters to your future hopefuls. You can
> > Google it.
>
>
> Moving to a new state might be worth it if the
> chickee looks like Adrienne Barbeau... especially
> during a jail break.
for Meade, if he does go through with this crazy notion, she will NOT look like a young Adrienne Barbeau, I'll be my thousand dollars against your 50 cents on that one. Likely look like a Maude with no teeth.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
At that point...
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Date: April 05, 2022 05:02PM
whoever is the pen pal Wrote:
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> Easy from now on... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I
> found
> > > only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> > > York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
> > >
> > > The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> > > conjugal visits.
> > >
> > > There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go
> to
> > and
> > > write letters to your future hopefuls. You
> can
> > > Google it.
> >
> >
> > Moving to a new state might be worth it if the
> > chickee looks like Adrienne Barbeau...
> especially
> > during a jail break.
>
>
> for Meade, if he does go through with this crazy
> notion, she will NOT look like a young Adrienne
> Barbeau, I'll be my thousand dollars against your
> 50 cents on that one. Likely look like a Maude
> with no teeth.
Meade just needs to lose a few teeth and they will look like two peas on a pod...
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> Easy from now on... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I
> found
> > > only four states:California, Connecticut, New
> > > York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
> > >
> > > The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow
> > > conjugal visits.
> > >
> > > There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go
> to
> > and
> > > write letters to your future hopefuls. You
> can
> > > Google it.
> >
> >
> > Moving to a new state might be worth it if the
> > chickee looks like Adrienne Barbeau...
> especially
> > during a jail break.
>
>
> for Meade, if he does go through with this crazy
> notion, she will NOT look like a young Adrienne
> Barbeau, I'll be my thousand dollars against your
> 50 cents on that one. Likely look like a Maude
> with no teeth.
Meade just needs to lose a few teeth and they will look like two peas on a pod...
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
like poetry
()
Date: April 05, 2022 05:08PM
At that point... Wrote:
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> whoever is the pen pal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Easy from now on... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I
> > found
> > > > only four states:California, Connecticut,
> New
> > > > York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
>
> > > >
> > > > The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not
> allow
> > > > conjugal visits.
> > > >
> > > > There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go
> > to
> > > and
> > > > write letters to your future hopefuls. You
> > can
> > > > Google it.
> > >
> > >
> > > Moving to a new state might be worth it if
> the
> > > chickee looks like Adrienne Barbeau...
> > especially
> > > during a jail break.
> >
> >
> > for Meade, if he does go through with this
> crazy
> > notion, she will NOT look like a young Adrienne
> > Barbeau, I'll be my thousand dollars against
> your
> > 50 cents on that one. Likely look like a Maude
> > with no teeth.
>
> Meade just needs to lose a few teeth and they will
> look like two peas on a pod...
Meade and Maude. It sings! First child Mork.
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> whoever is the pen pal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Easy from now on... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sorry Meade. A quick Google search and I
> > found
> > > > only four states:California, Connecticut,
> New
> > > > York, and Washington offer conjugal visits.
>
> > > >
> > > > The Federal Bureau of Prisons does not
> allow
> > > > conjugal visits.
> > > >
> > > > There is.a Meet an inmate site you could go
> > to
> > > and
> > > > write letters to your future hopefuls. You
> > can
> > > > Google it.
> > >
> > >
> > > Moving to a new state might be worth it if
> the
> > > chickee looks like Adrienne Barbeau...
> > especially
> > > during a jail break.
> >
> >
> > for Meade, if he does go through with this
> crazy
> > notion, she will NOT look like a young Adrienne
> > Barbeau, I'll be my thousand dollars against
> your
> > 50 cents on that one. Likely look like a Maude
> > with no teeth.
>
> Meade just needs to lose a few teeth and they will
> look like two peas on a pod...
Meade and Maude. It sings! First child Mork.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
Lots of Options
()
Date: April 05, 2022 06:14PM
Meade has so much to offer. Some lucky woman will be happy to be serenaded by Meade. Wait until summer when Meade goes out without his shirt and his new muscular body. Musicians always get hot chicks.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
His best bet
()
Date: April 05, 2022 06:44PM
Ukaranian chicks. He could go over there to fight the Ruskies and marry a lovely young blonde blue eyed Uke gal. Look at them women, beautiful. Of course Meade will figure them being Slavs are below his status as an "Aryan", so he will not do it. Prison babes are OK but Slavs are not.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
5050man
()
Date: April 05, 2022 08:06PM
His wife will be in prison and he's not excited about conjugal visits in the first place.
She won't be doing the housework from in there, and she won't be supporting him.
What in his mind is the point of such a marriage?
She won't be doing the housework from in there, and she won't be supporting him.
What in his mind is the point of such a marriage?
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
2022 is the year of Meade!
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Date: April 05, 2022 08:49PM
Lots of Options Wrote:
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> Meade has so much to offer. Some lucky woman will
> be happy to be serenaded by Meade. Wait until
> summer when Meade goes out without his shirt and
> his new muscular body. Musicians always get hot
> chicks.
Meade didn't get chicks when he was in his twenties.
Now he is older, fatter and looks like Maude Finley.
What chance is there for him to score a "hot chick' in his forties?
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> Meade has so much to offer. Some lucky woman will
> be happy to be serenaded by Meade. Wait until
> summer when Meade goes out without his shirt and
> his new muscular body. Musicians always get hot
> chicks.
Meade didn't get chicks when he was in his twenties.
Now he is older, fatter and looks like Maude Finley.
What chance is there for him to score a "hot chick' in his forties?
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
Heartbreak
()
Date: April 05, 2022 08:59PM
meanwhile, on theapricity Wrote:
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> 'At my age its unlikely I would find anyone. Women
> in prison are often desperate. If I married a
> female prisoner, I wouldn't have to worry about
> supporting her because the state does already. We
> may get conjugal visits. . I'm just not sure
> morally it would be right. What do y'all think?'
>
>
>
>
>
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?3
> 61523-Should-I-consider-female-prisoners&p=7472346
> &highlight=#post7472346
This just be the saddest thing I have ever read on the internet?
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> 'At my age its unlikely I would find anyone. Women
> in prison are often desperate. If I married a
> female prisoner, I wouldn't have to worry about
> supporting her because the state does already. We
> may get conjugal visits. . I'm just not sure
> morally it would be right. What do y'all think?'
>
>
>
>
>
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?3
> 61523-Should-I-consider-female-prisoners&p=7472346
> &highlight=#post7472346
This just be the saddest thing I have ever read on the internet?
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
Maude Skelton
()
Date: April 05, 2022 09:01PM
He really does have Bea Arthur's face
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Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
I feel your pain...
()
Date: April 05, 2022 09:07PM
Heartbreak Wrote:
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> meanwhile, on theapricity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 'At my age its unlikely I would find anyone.
> Women
> > in prison are often desperate. If I married a
> > female prisoner, I wouldn't have to worry about
> > supporting her because the state does already.
> We
> > may get conjugal visits. . I'm just not sure
> > morally it would be right. What do y'all
> think?'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?3
>
> >
> 61523-Should-I-consider-female-prisoners&p=7472346
>
> > &highlight=#post7472346
>
> This just be the saddest thing I have ever read on
> the internet?
It does sound like a tragedy waiting to happen.
Don't worry, I doubt even a female prisoner will settle for a jackball like Meade.
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> meanwhile, on theapricity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 'At my age its unlikely I would find anyone.
> Women
> > in prison are often desperate. If I married a
> > female prisoner, I wouldn't have to worry about
> > supporting her because the state does already.
> We
> > may get conjugal visits. . I'm just not sure
> > morally it would be right. What do y'all
> think?'
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?3
>
> >
> 61523-Should-I-consider-female-prisoners&p=7472346
>
> > &highlight=#post7472346
>
> This just be the saddest thing I have ever read on
> the internet?
It does sound like a tragedy waiting to happen.
Don't worry, I doubt even a female prisoner will settle for a jackball like Meade.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
is meade even a hetero?
()
Date: April 05, 2022 11:10PM
has that been established?
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
ask a stupid question...
()
Date: April 05, 2022 11:18PM
is meade even a hetero? Wrote:
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> has that been established?
We know Meade is a hetero because he tells us he is a hetero.
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> has that been established?
We know Meade is a hetero because he tells us he is a hetero.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
Matchmaker
()
Date: April 06, 2022 08:08AM
Maybe we could get Meade a membership to Match for his birthday. Once Meade posts his picture and lists his musical background, he will get lots of attention. Then when they see his sincerity and inner beauty, it shouldn't be long until he has his choice of women.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
What are you talking about now?
()
Date: April 06, 2022 11:44AM
Matchmaker Wrote:
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> Maybe we could get Meade a membership to Match for
> his birthday. Once Meade posts his picture and
> lists his musical background, he will get lots of
> attention. Then when they see his sincerity and
> inner beauty, it shouldn't be long until he has
> his choice of women.
Are you that much of a fool to think that "singing" and "looks" are the most important thing a woman is looking for in a marriage?
Meade is in his forties and quit emotionally and mentally maturing when he was a teenager. Meade is not going to support himself. If a woman can afford to support a husband, they are going to look for someone who has more to offer than Meade.
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> Maybe we could get Meade a membership to Match for
> his birthday. Once Meade posts his picture and
> lists his musical background, he will get lots of
> attention. Then when they see his sincerity and
> inner beauty, it shouldn't be long until he has
> his choice of women.
Are you that much of a fool to think that "singing" and "looks" are the most important thing a woman is looking for in a marriage?
Meade is in his forties and quit emotionally and mentally maturing when he was a teenager. Meade is not going to support himself. If a woman can afford to support a husband, they are going to look for someone who has more to offer than Meade.
Re: meade has decided marrying a convict might be his most promising option
Posted by:
best response
()
Date: April 06, 2022 11:54PM
meanwhile, on theapricity Wrote:
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> ' What do y'all think?'
>
I think you should stop making threads.
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> ' What do y'all think?'
>
I think you should stop making threads.