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Putins Bowels create war
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: February 25, 2022 07:40PM

Putins bowels are why this war is going on. No doubt about it.

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Re: Putins Bowels create war
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: February 25, 2022 07:57PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Putins bowels are why this war is going on. No
> doubt about it.
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Re: Putins Bowels create war
Posted by: brookmont ()
Date: February 25, 2022 08:04PM

Hi JP!

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Re: Putins Bowels create war
Posted by: JP Morgenthau takes a shit ()
Date: February 26, 2022 10:47AM

brookmont Wrote:
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> Hi JP!
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Re: Putins Bowels create war
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: February 26, 2022 11:08AM

Heading over to Wendy's for a couple of triple cheeseburgers, large chili and a medium diet coke. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Putins Bowels create war
Posted by: Biden shits himself at Vatican ()
Date: February 26, 2022 11:59AM

Df

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Re: Putins Bowels create war
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: February 26, 2022 02:35PM

Bloody Ass
sung to the tune of Blondie's "Heart of glass"

by, Jhonny Bravo




Once I took a dump and it was a gas, soon turned out
I had a bloody ass
Seen me a doctor only to find
Mucho mistrust.
Took my copay and left a pain in my behind

Once I had a big stool it was divine.
Soon found out my starfish was borderline
I saw me another doctor but I was so blind.
Mucho mistrust.
Took my copay and left a pain in my behind

In between "what I find is dis-pleasing" and "I'm feeling fine",
IBS is so confusing.
There's no peace of mind
These doctors keep on probing you.
It's just no good these doc's teasing like they do.

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