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Iss cowed a bed wreckin' Ogasm. Dass why Ise gots me a young whaht bofrein'. whaht bose, 'dey bes like natch'ul bohn pussy eaters. De' bed bes fallin' apart evurr tahm muh boefrein' en' me fucks. Muh bohfrein', he jus' fix it de' nex' day.
Factual Frank Wrote:
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> You were so drunk you didn’t notice that was
> Thilly Thavage, not your wife. You’re wife was
> busy with the bbc.
Lithen you beatht. I'm not the kind of boy to kithth and tell. You shouldn't kithth and tell for me. Thavage.
OP no one wants to hear about two drunk sweaty fat people fucking. No matter what the consequences of such a grotesque coupling were. No one. Is that clear? Please don’t bring this up again.
Drunk against Wrote:
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> The blowup doll and I had some drinks. We started fucking
> and broke the damn bed.