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Broke my bed
Posted by:
Drunk against
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Date: January 17, 2022 07:21PM
The wife and I had some drinks. We started fucking and broke the damn bed.
Re: Broke my bed
Posted by:
Where was this?
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Date: January 17, 2022 07:24PM
The Moon Inn?
Re: Broke my bed
Posted by:
Truthism
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Date: January 17, 2022 07:25PM
That futon is not a bed And your hand is not your wife
Re: Broke my bed
Posted by:
Dakweesha
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Date: January 17, 2022 07:31PM
Iss cowed a bed wreckin' Ogasm. Dass why Ise gots me a young whaht bofrein'. whaht bose, 'dey bes like natch'ul bohn pussy eaters. De' bed bes fallin' apart evurr tahm muh boefrein' en' me fucks. Muh bohfrein', he jus' fix it de' nex' day.
Re: Broke my bed
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Unvaxxed have died doing that
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Date: January 17, 2022 07:49PM
Get vaxed before you jerk off again!
Re: Broke my bed
Posted by:
bed had weight limits
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Date: January 17, 2022 08:16PM
I suggest all fat folks check the weight capacity of the bed frame. Maybe best to just lay the mattress on the floor for you really really big one.
Re: Broke my bed
Posted by:
Factual Frank
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Date: January 17, 2022 10:57PM
You were so drunk you didn’t notice that was Thilly Thavage, not your wife. You’re wife was busy with the bbc.
Re: Broke my bed
Posted by:
Thilly Thavage
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Date: January 17, 2022 11:19PM
Factual Frank Wrote:
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> You were so drunk you didn’t notice that was
> Thilly Thavage, not your wife. You’re wife was
> busy with the bbc.
Lithen you beatht. I'm not the kind of boy to kithth and tell. You shouldn't kithth and tell for me. Thavage.
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> You were so drunk you didn’t notice that was
> Thilly Thavage, not your wife. You’re wife was
> busy with the bbc.
Lithen you beatht. I'm not the kind of boy to kithth and tell. You shouldn't kithth and tell for me. Thavage.
Re: Broke my bed
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You ALL are FAGGOTS!
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Date: January 18, 2022 06:25AM
The whole bunch of youse!
Re: Broke my bed
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Please don’t
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Date: January 18, 2022 07:30PM
OP no one wants to hear about two drunk sweaty fat people fucking. No matter what the consequences of such a grotesque coupling were. No one. Is that clear? Please don’t bring this up again.
Re: Broke my bed
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Full of hot air
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Date: January 18, 2022 08:42PM
Drunk against Wrote:
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> The blowup doll and I had some drinks. We started fucking
> and broke the damn bed.
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> The blowup doll and I had some drinks. We started fucking
> and broke the damn bed.
Re: Broke my bed
Posted by:
party
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Date: January 18, 2022 11:57PM
Is this you?
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Re: Broke my bed
Posted by:
Wow Wee
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Date: January 19, 2022 07:34PM
ueyp4 Wrote:
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Those are some big titties!!!!
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Those are some big titties!!!!
Re: Broke my bed
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Death penalty
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Date: January 23, 2022 07:17PM
I’d love to bury my head between that woman’s tits and have try and beat me to death with them