Hey Max, you're making the right decision to leave that fat hoe but make sure you can upgrade when you kick her to the curb. Meade Skelton is blessed with a poweful Germanic physique and can carry excess fat, but beaners like you just look like some kind of insect larva in a tight t-shirt with a big goofy potato head stuck on top. Your belly probably jiggles like a fat chick's ass when you walk. Your tits are a nice little A-cup but will never be impressive like Meade's. Your biceps look like they'd have trouble hoisting more than 12 oz of beer.
Hit the fucking gym a couple days a week and in 6 months you can pull in a better babe and tell that fat chick to hit the road. She is going downhill fast.
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