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Your favorite fail
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:17AM

Here is a recent on I thought was pretty good.


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:29AM

There was a video online a while ago of some kid walking up a window of some fast food restaurant where some girls were eating inside, and I guess he was gonna bang on it to get attention but ended up shattering the glass all over himself

This one is pretty good too

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:35AM

Misspelled tattoos.



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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:39AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Misspelled tattoos.

Those are my absolute favorite fails. I laughed until I cried the first time I saw that "To Fast, To Furious" picture.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:40AM

An oldie but a goodie.


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:45AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> An oldie but a goodie.
>
>



Please tell me the kid at 0:23 to 0:29 is in a costume. Please, there is no one that really looks like that.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 15, 2010 11:46AM

This is one of my all time favorite fail photos...

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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 15, 2010 11:48AM

Dirty Jersey Wrote:
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> There was a video online a while ago of some kid
> walking up a window of some fast food restaurant
> where some girls were eating inside, and I guess
> he was gonna bang on it to get attention but ended
> up shattering the glass all over himself
>
> This one is pretty good too
>


If that dudes not dead, he had to have spent some serious time in the hospital.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 15, 2010 12:01PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> An oldie but a goodie.
>
>


That reminds me of the album Stern used to goof on years ago...it was a bunch of mentally handicapped people singing. It was one of those albums that got published because if a record company rejected it, they'd look like assholes.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 15, 2010 12:24PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> That reminds me of the album Stern used to goof on
> years ago...it was a bunch of mentally handicapped
> people singing. It was one of those albums that
> got published because if a record company rejected
> it, they'd look like assholes.


I wonder who/why they chose that group of people to "perform" at a halftime show? Did someone say, "Hey, I know this really fantastic bunch of kids that sing great. Hows about putting them in the halftime show?" Did they provide a demo tape?

And who on the other side said "Yeah, that's a great idea! It'll really help their self esteem."

I don't think they're all retarded or disabled.
It was cruel to do that to those kids and even worse to video tape it as a reminder for the rest of their lives.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 15, 2010 12:44PM

Numbers Wrote:
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>
>
> I wonder who/why they chose that group of people
> to "perform" at a halftime show? Did someone say,
> "Hey, I know this really fantastic bunch of kids
> that sing great. Hows about putting them in the
> halftime show?" Did they provide a demo tape?
>


Looking at it, it seems to me that they must have picked a random group of people out of the stands as some sort of a goof. There's no way those folks were even remotely professional.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 15, 2010 01:04PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Looking at it, it seems to me that they must have
> picked a random group of people out of the stands
> as some sort of a goof. There's no way those folks
> were even remotely professional.

Maybe, but it seems like they actually rehearsed before the show, because they apparently knew who was supposed to sing which lines and when to all sing together.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: HEEEEEEEEHE ()
Date: July 15, 2010 01:08PM

The "Lives" of FFU Users :]

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Well-Hung ()
Date: July 15, 2010 01:19PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > That reminds me of the album Stern used to goof
> on
> > years ago...it was a bunch of mentally
> handicapped
> > people singing. It was one of those albums
> that
> > got published because if a record company
> rejected
> > it, they'd look like assholes.
>
>
> I wonder who/why they chose that group of people
> to "perform" at a halftime show? Did someone say,
> "Hey, I know this really fantastic bunch of kids
> that sing great. Hows about putting them in the
> halftime show?" Did they provide a demo tape?
>
> And who on the other side said "Yeah, that's a
> great idea! It'll really help their self esteem."
>
> I don't think they're all retarded or disabled.
> It was cruel to do that to those kids and even
> worse to video tape it as a reminder for the rest
> of their lives.


Agreed. Like what they did to William Hung

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: July 15, 2010 07:38PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:23PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:28PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> An oldie but a goodie.
>
>


God that is butt awful. ANy idea what country that is in or if the group are professional comedians ala BOrat?


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: hahha ()
Date: July 16, 2010 03:28AM

god damn that half time singing video has to be some of the funniest shit i've ever seen. i love how it pans the camera into the stands and everyone is just laughing their asses off, and that fucking douche bag in the white is dancing around everywhere he literally might have been mentally challenged. I'd say it was a 10 out of 10

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: July 16, 2010 11:31AM

Dog Fail? Probably already have seen this but here it is anyway.


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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 16, 2010 06:33PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: She DeviI ()
Date: July 16, 2010 06:37PM

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 16, 2010 07:37PM

Oooooh yeah, Allahu Snackbar!



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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: She DeviI ()
Date: July 16, 2010 08:46PM

fuc you

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: FaiLaThoN ()
Date: July 16, 2010 08:53PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: She DeviI ()
Date: July 16, 2010 08:54PM

haha

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: July 17, 2010 12:40AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> An oldie but a goodie.
>
>


I didn't know Eesh was in a band.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2010 12:46AM

Firrat Wrote:
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> I didn't know Eesh was in a band.


I'm at :40 - :46

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: ha ()
Date: July 17, 2010 12:48AM

Firrat Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
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> > An oldie but a goodie.
> >
> >
>
>
> I didn't know Eesh was in a band.


The third one from left is eesh and the fifth from left is Gravis! :)

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: not true ()
Date: July 17, 2010 12:51AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Firrat Wrote:
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> > I didn't know Eesh was in a band.
>
>
> I'm at :40 - :46


Quit lying, eesh...that's Gravis. You're the third from left retarded nerd with glasses!



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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2010 12:55AM

foolio/inkahootz Wrote:
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> Quit lying, eesh...that's Gravis. You're the third
> from left retarded nerd with glasses!



That "retarded nerd" will contribute more to this world than the 37 year old deadbeat dad that is currently trolling me.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: 9kjvt ()
Date: July 17, 2010 01:03AM

eesh Wrote:
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> foolio/inkahootz Wrote:
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>
> > Quit lying, eesh...that's Gravis. You're the
> third
> > from left retarded nerd with glasses!
>
>
>
> That "retarded nerd" will contribute more to this
> world than the 37 year old deadbeat dad that is
> currently trolling me.
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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: July 17, 2010 01:04AM

Or should this be in a car accident thread.
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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: July 17, 2010 08:15AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Firrat Wrote:
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> > I didn't know Eesh was in a band.
>
>
> I'm at :40 - :46


nope..... you're "everywhere" like :22- :29



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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 17, 2010 08:42AM

Man that special lookin white dude in the white has got some moves! Fuck what yall say. He was out there tearin' that shit up like you guys wish you could. With elegantly powerful and confidently executed fluid moves, he was letting the music take over him and flow through his entire body. What a show boat he was being and a true ham for the crowd. This guy just might be the next AMERICAN IDOL!

Bravo special cat in specs, BRAVO!

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: July 17, 2010 08:51AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Man that special lookin white dude in the white
> has got some moves! Fuck what yall say. He was
> out there tearin' that shit up like you guys wish
> you could. With elegantly powerful and
> confidently executed fluid moves, he was letting
> the music take over him and flow through his
> entire body. What a show boat he was being and a
> true ham for the crowd. This guy just might be
> the next AMERICAN IDOL!
>
> Bravo special cat in specs, BRAVO!

You mean Eesh?

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 17, 2010 08:55AM

When eesh has the glasses on, he likes to be called 'Clark'. It's a role playing thing, you wouldn't understand.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 17, 2010 09:59AM

I'm pretty sure the guy on the far right was Trebor Snika.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2010 10:53AM

The girl second from the left doesn't look like she belongs in that group. She looks and acts pretty normal.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 17, 2010 03:42PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 17, 2010 03:47PM

Oh here is a good fail..... At least the engine won.


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: fcuk ()
Date: July 17, 2010 04:18PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Oh here is a good fail..... At least the engine
> won.


You're one sick retarded fuck!

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2010 04:24PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 21, 2010 10:05AM

Here's one from today.

It's an epic comedy fail.


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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 21, 2010 01:52PM

ahahahahahahahhahaha ^^

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 21, 2010 08:27PM

mcsmack Wrote:
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> Dog Fail? Probably already have seen this but here
> it is anyway.


lol! that's new to me.


ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> Oooooh yeah, Allahu Snackbar!


ha! and people say stupidity never hurt anyone.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 21, 2010 11:52PM

This is an old one too, but it's pretty good. I dare you not to laugh at this.

Enjoy!


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: like it is ()
Date: July 22, 2010 01:40PM

the war on drugs longest running fail to date

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: ThE WaR HoN DrUgS ()
Date: July 22, 2010 01:59PM

like it is Wrote:
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> the war on drugs longest running fail to date


ThE WaR On DrUgS As ToLd bY MiSs SoUtH CaRoLiNa...


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: July 22, 2010 04:16PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> This is an old one too, but it's pretty good. I
> dare you not to laugh at this.
>
> Enjoy!
>
>


Haven't seen that one in years. That one is great!

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 22, 2010 04:38PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Here's one from today.
>
> It's an epic comedy fail.
>
>

That was incredibly awkward.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: July 22, 2010 04:55PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
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> > Here's one from today.
> >
> > It's an epic comedy fail.
> >
> >
>
> That was incredibly awkward.



AWW HELL NO YOU DONT EVEN KNOW JOHNNY SON HES A GOOD PERSON AND HE ONCE SAVED MY LIFE AND SHIT HOMIE, HES FUNNY AS HELL YO AT LEAST HES GOT A JOB AN SHIT U JUST POSTIN ON THIS BLOG ALL DAY DUMBY GET REAL

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 22, 2010 05:25PM

Tigerstyle Wrote:
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> AWW HELL NO YOU DONT EVEN KNOW JOHNNY SON HES A
> GOOD PERSON AND HE ONCE SAVED MY LIFE AND SHIT
> HOMIE, HES FUNNY AS HELL YO AT LEAST HES GOT A JOB
> AN SHIT U JUST POSTIN ON THIS BLOG ALL DAY DUMBY
> GET REAL

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 22, 2010 06:05PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
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> > Here's one from today.
> >
> > It's an epic comedy fail.
> >
> >
>
> That was incredibly awkward.


Yeah it was. I was getting douche chills.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Dude ()
Date: July 24, 2010 12:23PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 26, 2010 12:42PM

Mostly because it's cool video...

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: July 26, 2010 05:50PM

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 27, 2010 08:16PM

Russian guys are good for a fail or two.


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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 28, 2010 09:06AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Russian guys are good for a fail or two.
>
>


And somehow these guys beat the Nazis. Hmmm.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 28, 2010 09:19AM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 28, 2010 09:48AM

Poor mousy. Should have quit while he was ahead.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: 9dGHy ()
Date: July 28, 2010 10:09AM

I'm assuming the first mousetrap video was taken at the Verizon Center...

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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: July 28, 2010 10:20AM

9dGHy Wrote:
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> I'm assuming the first mousetrap video was taken
> at the Verizon Center...


Actually, there are no mousetraps at Verizon Center...hence, the problem.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 04, 2010 10:27PM



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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 04, 2010 10:42PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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Even though that guy was a fucking idiot, he could probably sue the driver because he (driver) had plenty of time to react to someone in the street.

Blessed are the murderous.



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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: August 05, 2010 06:05AM

oh man... that dude is retarded.

btw, if you didnt watch the video, jump to 0:30 to enjoy the action.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Your favorite fail
Date: August 05, 2010 09:20AM

eesh Wrote:
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>
>
>
> Even though that guy was a fucking idiot, he could
> probably sue the driver because he (driver) had
> plenty of time to react to someone in the street.


The guy was driving an ice cream truck, so the odds of this guy having anything to be sued for are probably nil. It always amazes me how people have time to react by honking the horn but not enough time to apply the brakes.

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 05, 2010 09:30AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> The guy was driving an ice cream truck, so the
> odds of this guy having anything to be sued for
> are probably nil. It always amazes me how people
> have time to react by honking the horn but not
> enough time to apply the brakes.


+one hundred...billion..gazillion

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Voter____ ()
Date: August 22, 2010 02:32PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: August 27, 2010 12:43PM


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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: August 27, 2010 01:52PM

Damn She Devil you're cute (if that's you in those photos)

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Re: Your favorite fail
Posted by: Retarded GLASSES wearing nerd HA ()
Date: January 12, 2022 12:34AM

eesh Wrote:
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> foolio/inkahootz Wrote:
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>
> > Quit lying, eesh...that's Gravis. You're the
> third
> > from left retarded nerd with glasses!
>
>
>
> That "retarded nerd" will contribute more to this
> world than the 37 year old deadbeat dad that is
> currently trolling me.


Haha. This person was so spot on about eesh being a retarded GLASSES wearer!

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