Every time Frisky gets arrested a similar thought comes to mind. Apart from drinking, the majority of frisky's problems stem from driving, and he is almost always arrested in Fairfax County. Yet thousands or millions of people live in urban areas who do not own cars, do not need cars, and may not even know how to drive. Why doesn't Frisky just move to NY or even DC? In such an urban setting frisky could happily live the life of an alcoholic and never risk being caught drunk driving. He would still be vulnerable to the drunk in public charges, but those are less serious and less dangerous to others.
Perhaps Fairfax Underground could organize a fundraiser featuring a Meade Skelton performance to raise money to move Frisky across the river or up I-95 to New York. Sylvanna Bocook could donate a portion of the proceeds from selling her ptomaine-laden homemade jerky to benefit the move. When the time comes, Lizzie's 6-door pickup truck could be rinsed off and serve to transport Frisky and his belongings to a new abode.
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