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Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: September 05, 2021 07:09AM

Bet they are in bad shape. Mine fell apart this morning but for different reasons.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: September 05, 2021 08:04AM

My bowels are exploding this morning. I probably shouldn’t have had two large pizzas and 36 wings last night.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: September 05, 2021 08:12AM

Both are torn and ravaged in this manner. OP is dead.
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: September 05, 2021 08:52AM

I went to Roy Rogers this morning only to find a sign on the door that read "closed due to staffing shortage" What a disappointment! I went to Sheetz instead and got a couple breakfast burritos and 8 tacos. My bowels are not going to be happy.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Fair Onion ()
Date: September 05, 2021 09:57AM

Do you remember you are what you eat commercials?

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion takes a shit ()
Date: September 05, 2021 10:40AM

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Wht 65 ()
Date: September 05, 2021 01:35PM

Come on now.

Hambeast isn’t advocating that.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 05, 2021 01:37PM

5am guy says hi!

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:14PM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> 5am guy says hi!


A little late in the day are we?

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Nutty the Dump ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:25PM

5am was up late last night at a baseball game.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:46PM

Go to your local grocer. Get to know the produce manager. This person is in charge of fruits and vegetables. This will aid in your digestive system problems.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Precise Pete ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:50PM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> 5am guy says hi!


If you are going to check in at other times of the day besides 5am, you need to change your name. Be precise man.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion-King of Shit! ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:54PM

Wht 65 Wrote:
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> Come on now.
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> Hambeast isn’t advocating that.

I forgot. Hambeast onion has an "Alternative lifestyle".

Here is something more inclusive.
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Why shit ()
Date: September 05, 2021 02:59PM

We don’t need the vids.

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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: September 05, 2021 03:57PM

Why shit Wrote:
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> We don’t need the vids.


Any discussion about shit without images of shit is incomplete.
FFXU is a relatively unmoderated forum. There are many other sites for your small-minded views. Perhaps you would feel more comfortable going to one of those!
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Re: Kamala Harris bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 05, 2021 04:35PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy. Wrote:
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> > 5am guy says hi!
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> A little late in the day are we?


5am guy is working unusual hours because of the Labor day holiday. 5am guy does not like working during the day. 5am guy gets digestive problems when he is awake during the day. 5am guy sends best wishes to all!

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