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My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: Please help me . ()
Date: August 29, 2021 02:56PM

They said that 35 years of freeloading is enough. I have no place to go. I can't sleep in my car because I don't have a car. I might have to live in a homeless encampment and look for free food.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: AnotherBidenVoter ()
Date: August 29, 2021 04:13PM

I voted for Joe Biden, too.

You should live rent free for life.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: Eviction Moratorium ()
Date: August 29, 2021 04:24PM

That's illegal to kick you out. You could literally get them arrested.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: basement dweller2 ()
Date: August 29, 2021 04:31PM

Please help me . Wrote:
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> They said that 35 years of freeloading is enough.
> I have no place to go. I can't sleep in my car
> because I don't have a car. I might have to live
> in a homeless encampment and look for free food.

You got to step up your game a little bro. Go out and get a job where you can land some free food. (I work at Dunkin/Baskin Robbins). Once you can show them that you got a job do a little crying in front of them. Tell them through your tears that you just need to stay in the basement until next spring. Get some free food at work and save up enough money to buy a beater car. Hopefully by next spring they will have changed their tune. Good luck bro. I have been living the basement life since I dropped out of Longwood after 5 years of study with no degree. I just turned 40.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: Caller of BS ()
Date: August 29, 2021 05:23PM

Please help me . Wrote:
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> They said that 35 years of freeloading is enough.
> I have no place to go. I can't sleep in my car
> because I don't have a car. I might have to live
> in a homeless encampment and look for free food.

It’s about time you, and other libtards like you, get jobs and start supporting yourselves. The rest of us are tired of your whining and sniveling and complaining about everything. The socialism you want is just another way for you to not work and get free stuff. Your goddess AOC is a numbskull. Your parents should have aborted you.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: Peavus ()
Date: August 29, 2021 06:00PM

I'm 40 and I still live at home in my parents basement. The other day I was talking to some of my old high school buddies and found that we all shared a lot of things in common.

1. We are all Democrats and we all voted for Biden.

2. We all live at home with our parents and none of us work.

3. We're all gay and/or trannies and we love sucking cock and taking it up the ass.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: A little bird told me... ()
Date: August 29, 2021 06:14PM

Please help me . Wrote:
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> They said that 35 years of freeloading is enough.
> I have no place to go. I can't sleep in my car
> because I don't have a car. I might have to live
> in a homeless encampment and look for free food.



You should do something around the house to show your worth.

You should take up yodeling or the maracas.

It should warm their hearts at least for a few more years!
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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: Um, yea, no,,you don’t read ()
Date: August 29, 2021 08:34PM

Eviction Moratorium Wrote:
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> That's illegal to kick you out. You could
> literally get them arrested.


The US Supreme ruled on this last week. The President cannot make law by stating elections are illegal no matter how senile he is. They said it Congress would be required to follow the process for Presidential approval.

Also, this is one of the weakest attempts at trolling that I’ve read on these hollowed pages of FFU.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: Budget ()
Date: August 29, 2021 09:01PM

I’m 33 and living with my parents. I sometimes wish they’d kick me out. Can’t kick myself out cause I’m still paying rent on the apartment I shared with my ex.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: HFDWH ()
Date: August 30, 2021 12:28AM

You losers are all dumbshits. I was living in my 'rents' basement after I finished HS. I was mediocre in HS, didn't do bad but didn't do too good, either. I got a job at a tire joint changing & plugging & putting on new tires. Paid OK. The 'rents asked me for a few bucks here and there, but mostly I spent it on beer, pizza, weed, baseball and hockey tix. At 20, it just didn't seem right.

So I bought a bicycle and joined a gym and started riding my bike there and working out. Took me about a year and a half, but I got in good shape.

I started going to these bars in DC where cougars hung out. Had some good times and a pretty good lay or 2. Their tits were sagging, they had gray hair and crow's feet & some of them used too damn much makeup, but they did know their way around a guy's body. Not MILFs, at least not most of them, but most of them were pretty good lays.

So I finally hooked up a couple times with this v47 yo broad. Tolerable looks and not too badly preserved , but again, no MILF either. We talked in between the sex and she asked me to come live with her. The 'rents were glad I was moving out. I was taking a chance, cause if things didn't work out, I'd be sleeping under a bridge.

She asked me what I wanted to do with my life. I told her work was an inconvenience, but I had to pay for beer, weed, pizza, baseball & hockey somehow. She asked if I'd thought about more education. I didn't, but she offered to pay for some computer class at MC if I promised her I'd actually try to pass it. So OK, she might toss me if I wouldn't do it, so OK, I'll go to school, lady.

It was actually a pretty good class & a good instructor, too. I actually got something I'd never got in school before, an A. So I asked cougar if I could take the next class. She said OK. . I kept taking classes & doing pretty good & got this cert. So she told me to try the 2 yr. prog., so I did & actually finished it.

I went & got a real job. That was when cougar told me it was time to move on. I was actually sad, but she was right. Then she had a surprise for me. She introduced me to this broad who was 38, so a little older than me. She was OK looking. Nobody was going to laugh at me for being seen with her. She's OK. We both got jobs in Nevada, so we're moving there next week.

Not bad.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: The American People Want To Toss ()
Date: August 30, 2021 12:58AM

This clown out of his big white house ! But then the white house will be on Conn ave, at the ZOO as KAMAL will be president
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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: Lol ? ()
Date: August 30, 2021 01:02AM

HFDWH Wrote:
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> You losers are all dumbshits. I was living in my
> 'rents' basement after I finished HS. I was
> mediocre in HS, didn't do bad but didn't do too
> good, either. I got a job at a tire joint
> changing & plugging & putting on new tires. Paid
> OK. The 'rents asked me for a few bucks here and
> there, but mostly I spent it on beer, pizza, weed,
> baseball and hockey tix. At 20, it just didn't
> seem right.
>
> So I bought a bicycle and joined a gym and started
> riding my bike there and working out. Took me
> about a year and a half, but I got in good shape.
>
> I started going to these bars in DC where cougars
> hung out. Had some good times and a pretty good
> lay or 2. Their tits were sagging, they had gray
> hair and crow's feet & some of them used too damn
> much makeup, but they did know their way around a
> guy's body. Not MILFs, at least not most of them,
> but most of them were pretty good lays.
>
> So I finally hooked up a couple times with this
> v47 yo broad. Tolerable looks and not too badly
> preserved , but again, no MILF either. We talked
> in between the sex and she asked me to come live
> with her. The 'rents were glad I was moving out.
> I was taking a chance, cause if things didn't work
> out, I'd be sleeping under a bridge.
>
> She asked me what I wanted to do with my life. I
> told her work was an inconvenience, but I had to
> pay for beer, weed, pizza, baseball & hockey
> somehow. She asked if I'd thought about more
> education. I didn't, but she offered to pay for
> some computer class at MC if I promised her I'd
> actually try to pass it. So OK, she might toss me
> if I wouldn't do it, so OK, I'll go to school,
> lady.
>
> It was actually a pretty good class & a good
> instructor, too. I actually got something I'd
> never got in school before, an A. So I asked
> cougar if I could take the next class. She said
> OK. . I kept taking classes & doing pretty good
> & got this cert. So she told me to try the 2 yr.
> prog., so I did & actually finished it.
>
> I went & got a real job. That was when cougar
> told me it was time to move on. I was actually
> sad, but she was right. Then she had a surprise
> for me. She introduced me to this broad who was
> 38, so a little older than me. She was OK
> looking. Nobody was going to laugh at me for
> being seen with her. She's OK. We both got jobs
> in Nevada, so we're moving there next week.
>
> Not bad.

What was the point of this screed?

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: No you're rights ()
Date: August 30, 2021 01:11AM

They can't kick you out. They are legally responsible. You can sue them in court.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: 2431243 ()
Date: August 30, 2021 02:00AM

GET A JOB, THEN PAY RENT AND FOOD COST TO PARENTS SAVING THE REST FOR A CAR. tHERE ARE SOCIAL SERVICE AGANCIES THAT WILL HELP THOSE WITH MENTAL DISABILITIES FIND EMPLOYMENT. A WOMAN WITH A MENTAL DISABILITY GOT A JOB AS A JANITOR IN A SCHOOL AND MADE ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO BUY HER OWN HOME, SO YOU CAN DO THAT TOO.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: uptongirl2 ()
Date: September 23, 2021 09:09AM

I'm really sorry about the situation. I can recommend movers newton ma https://starkmovers.com/newton-movers/ since it's probably really for the best to move out.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: 57o67o ()
Date: September 26, 2021 06:06PM

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.

SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY

LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him


G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.

GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.

DROP DEAD G2

==========================================

another white suicide post from the illegal alien piece of shit that got a job through democrat dirty deeds and funds kids on welfare

DROP DEAD G2

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: DMCNW ()
Date: September 27, 2021 12:49AM

Lol ? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> HFDWH Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You losers are all dumbshits. I was living in
> my
> > 'rents' basement after I finished HS. I was
> > mediocre in HS, didn't do bad but didn't do too
> > good, either. I got a job at a tire joint
> > changing & plugging & putting on new tires.
> Paid
> > OK. The 'rents asked me for a few bucks here
> and
> > there, but mostly I spent it on beer, pizza,
> weed,
> > baseball and hockey tix. At 20, it just didn't
> > seem right.
> >
> > So I bought a bicycle and joined a gym and
> started
> > riding my bike there and working out. Took me
> > about a year and a half, but I got in good
> shape.
> >
> > I started going to these bars in DC where
> cougars
> > hung out. Had some good times and a pretty
> good
> > lay or 2. Their tits were sagging, they had
> gray
> > hair and crow's feet & some of them used too
> damn
> > much makeup, but they did know their way around
> a
> > guy's body. Not MILFs, at least not most of
> them,
> > but most of them were pretty good lays.
> >
> > So I finally hooked up a couple times with this
> > v47 yo broad. Tolerable looks and not too
> badly
> > preserved , but again, no MILF either. We
> talked
> > in between the sex and she asked me to come
> live
> > with her. The 'rents were glad I was moving
> out.
> > I was taking a chance, cause if things didn't
> work
> > out, I'd be sleeping under a bridge.
> >
> > She asked me what I wanted to do with my life.
> I
> > told her work was an inconvenience, but I had
> to
> > pay for beer, weed, pizza, baseball & hockey
> > somehow. She asked if I'd thought about more
> > education. I didn't, but she offered to pay
> for
> > some computer class at MC if I promised her I'd
> > actually try to pass it. So OK, she might toss
> me
> > if I wouldn't do it, so OK, I'll go to school,
> > lady.
> >
> > It was actually a pretty good class & a good
> > instructor, too. I actually got something I'd
> > never got in school before, an A. So I asked
> > cougar if I could take the next class. She
> said
> > OK. . I kept taking classes & doing pretty
> good
> > & got this cert. So she told me to try the 2
> yr.
> > prog., so I did & actually finished it.
> >
> > I went & got a real job. That was when cougar
> > told me it was time to move on. I was actually
> > sad, but she was right. Then she had a
> surprise
> > for me. She introduced me to this broad who
> was
> > 38, so a little older than me. She was OK
> > looking. Nobody was going to laugh at me for
> > being seen with her. She's OK. We both got
> jobs
> > in Nevada, so we're moving there next week.
> >
> > Not bad.
>
> What was the point of this screed?


To prove people like you are straw felching turd burglars. I see it worked.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: DDMYE ()
Date: September 27, 2021 01:08AM

Here's the way to do it. Sell weed. You're going to have to cut back on smoking it, cause you don't wanna smoke up the profits.

Get a job at pizza hut, dunkin donuts or booger king. A drug dealer with a job is a smart guy.

Put the job money in the bank. Use some of the pot money to give your parents some rent. Put the rest in the bank. When you get enough in the bank, go to 1 of these buy here pay here lots and plunk down 50% of the price on a used Camry. Even if you got a crappy booger king job, no cheapo lot that specializes in selling to Mexicans is going to turn you down if you got 50%. You don't want to plunk down the full price, unless it's way under 10Gs, cause you don't want to draw the IRS or VA Dep't of taxation's scrutiny. If you're financing a dented, 6 YO car, nobody's going to care. Camrys are pretty good cars, it's hard to kill 1. Don't tell your parents you got a car.

From your weed selling, you oughtta meet some plain old unremarkable girl who's got her own place. Make her your GF. You'll have money from selling weed. You'll have a car. Trust me, she'll be interested, if for no other reason than you're close to her in age instead of being some balding 50 YO with bad teeth or a ghetto black who won't spend even a dime on her (in fact, probably wants to live off her min. wage paycheck) and might hit her occasionally. She won't be super model quality or even a decent looking FFXCO type, but she'll be OK and you'll get some nookie here a& there. Spend a lot of time at her place, whether you fuck her or not, just don't let your parents know what you're doing. They won't notice or won't care, anyhow. Check in, from time to time or even spend a night or two in their basement. This works real good if you pay them rent weekly.

I started this when I was 17 and a 2nd sem. senior. I fed the parents a diff. story every 3 or 4 mos. or so, but I always had money to give them, which they were happy to get. They'd tell me I needed to get my own place from time to time, but the fistful of buckos shut them up every time. There was always something a 1950s suburban house needed done to it then.

At about 20, I had to get beyond Pizza Hut. I was going to miss the free meals, but, I had to move on. I worked on a loading dock and eventually moved to a diff, job on a dock that paid scale. I did my job & shut up & I got promoted to Supervisor. I'm 38, still in my parent's basement, but I spend more time at GF's apt. She's the same 1 I've had for 17 yrs. I still sell pot. It still pays better than scale on a dock. My parents are retired, so my rent really comes in hnady. B\c i got the job, I got a real dealer to finance a new car a couple of years ago. Parents found out about GF 7 cards, but, WTF, they still need my money since SS and pensions don't do it all.

You can do it, but you do got to get off your ass and do SOMETHING. You can't jut play games on your computer, look at porn, smoke pot & drink beer. But you can avoid paying for more expensive shit like rent & utilities & having some landlord or property manager up your ass b\c you don't clean up the joint.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: volantemie ()
Date: September 27, 2021 03:22AM

Speaking of moving companies, I'd also recommend https://www.mod24.com/ No need to test their patience, it's time to live on your own.

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: SofiWo ()
Date: February 01, 2022 12:45PM

When my parents kicked me out of the house, they found me an apartment, and then they used the services of https://cratosmoving.com/ to move my items to a new flat!

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Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by: Quit jumping to conclusions... ()
Date: February 01, 2022 01:10PM

Caller of BS Wrote:
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> Please help me . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They said that 35 years of freeloading is
> enough.
> > I have no place to go. I can't sleep in my car
> > because I don't have a car. I might have to
> live
> > in a homeless encampment and look for free
> food.
>
> It’s about time you, and other libtards like
> you, get jobs and start supporting yourselves. The
> rest of us are tired of your whining and sniveling
> and complaining about everything. The socialism
> you want is just another way for you to not work
> and get free stuff. Your goddess AOC is a
> numbskull. Your parents should have aborted you.


As long as there are those like Meade Skelton, you can't just assume this is a libtard thing.

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