Re: My parents want to evict me from their basement
Posted by:
DDMYE
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Date: September 27, 2021 01:08AM
Here's the way to do it. Sell weed. You're going to have to cut back on smoking it, cause you don't wanna smoke up the profits.
Get a job at pizza hut, dunkin donuts or booger king. A drug dealer with a job is a smart guy.
Put the job money in the bank. Use some of the pot money to give your parents some rent. Put the rest in the bank. When you get enough in the bank, go to 1 of these buy here pay here lots and plunk down 50% of the price on a used Camry. Even if you got a crappy booger king job, no cheapo lot that specializes in selling to Mexicans is going to turn you down if you got 50%. You don't want to plunk down the full price, unless it's way under 10Gs, cause you don't want to draw the IRS or VA Dep't of taxation's scrutiny. If you're financing a dented, 6 YO car, nobody's going to care. Camrys are pretty good cars, it's hard to kill 1. Don't tell your parents you got a car.
From your weed selling, you oughtta meet some plain old unremarkable girl who's got her own place. Make her your GF. You'll have money from selling weed. You'll have a car. Trust me, she'll be interested, if for no other reason than you're close to her in age instead of being some balding 50 YO with bad teeth or a ghetto black who won't spend even a dime on her (in fact, probably wants to live off her min. wage paycheck) and might hit her occasionally. She won't be super model quality or even a decent looking FFXCO type, but she'll be OK and you'll get some nookie here a& there. Spend a lot of time at her place, whether you fuck her or not, just don't let your parents know what you're doing. They won't notice or won't care, anyhow. Check in, from time to time or even spend a night or two in their basement. This works real good if you pay them rent weekly.
I started this when I was 17 and a 2nd sem. senior. I fed the parents a diff. story every 3 or 4 mos. or so, but I always had money to give them, which they were happy to get. They'd tell me I needed to get my own place from time to time, but the fistful of buckos shut them up every time. There was always something a 1950s suburban house needed done to it then.
At about 20, I had to get beyond Pizza Hut. I was going to miss the free meals, but, I had to move on. I worked on a loading dock and eventually moved to a diff, job on a dock that paid scale. I did my job & shut up & I got promoted to Supervisor. I'm 38, still in my parent's basement, but I spend more time at GF's apt. She's the same 1 I've had for 17 yrs. I still sell pot. It still pays better than scale on a dock. My parents are retired, so my rent really comes in hnady. B\c i got the job, I got a real dealer to finance a new car a couple of years ago. Parents found out about GF 7 cards, but, WTF, they still need my money since SS and pensions don't do it all.
You can do it, but you do got to get off your ass and do SOMETHING. You can't jut play games on your computer, look at porn, smoke pot & drink beer. But you can avoid paying for more expensive shit like rent & utilities & having some landlord or property manager up your ass b\c you don't clean up the joint.