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I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: Porky ()
Date: August 04, 2021 04:26PM

Idk what’s happening. I think I need to call 911 but am too embarrassed. What do I tell them?

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: XKVKY ()
Date: August 04, 2021 04:27PM

Don't call 911. You'll come out of it. Next time, don't eat at Taco Bell.

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: PLS DO THIS ()
Date: August 04, 2021 04:33PM

XKVKY Wrote:
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> Don't call 911. You'll come out of it. Next
> time, don't eat at Taco Bell.


^ PLS DO THIS

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: August 04, 2021 05:32PM

No big deal. I shit for 3 hours every time I eat at Tippys Taco.

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: Taco Bell Manager Here ()
Date: August 04, 2021 06:48PM

Porky Wrote:
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> Idk what’s happening. I think I need to call 911
> but am too embarrassed. What do I tell them?


Hey there, Im a manager at the Taco Bell on Lee Hwy - I think I can solve this mystery. Our franchise made the decision that things like masks & vaccines were everyone's private business and more importantly freedoms. For better or worse Corporate decided to extend personal choice/freedom to our sanitary practices as well. Our employees are not required to wash their hands, ever. Not after handling raw chicken and not after using the restroom.

Needless to say I no longer eat the food from our restaurant but I marvel at the freedoms our employees enjoy. As to our customers, well, like the OP's situation, 'Freedom isnt always free.' Id suggest drinking lots of fluids and waiting a little bit before returning for another round at Taco Bell.

God Bless America.


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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: Sploosh!. ()
Date: August 04, 2021 06:49PM

What up BiBs! Any updates from Brown Onion?

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: Not Again Onion ()
Date: August 04, 2021 07:04PM

Sploosh!. Wrote:
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> What up BiBs! Any updates from Brown Onion?


Please go away. We all know where this is going now that you have arrived.

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: Antonio Verde ()
Date: August 04, 2021 07:15PM


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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: nigga what? ()
Date: August 04, 2021 07:51PM

Taco Bell Manager Here Wrote:
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> Porky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Idk what’s happening. I think I need to call
> 911
> > but am too embarrassed. What do I tell them?
>
>
> Hey there, Im a manager at the Taco Bell on Lee
> Hwy - I think I can solve this mystery. Our
> franchise made the decision that things like masks
> & vaccines were everyone's private business and
> more importantly freedoms. For better or worse
> Corporate decided to extend personal
> choice/freedom to our sanitary practices as well.
> Our employees are not required to wash their
> hands, ever. Not after handling raw chicken
> and not after using the restroom.
>
> Needless to say I no longer eat the food from our
> restaurant but I marvel at the freedoms our
> employees enjoy. As to our customers, well, like
> the OP's situation, 'Freedom isnt always free.'
> Id suggest drinking lots of fluids and waiting a
> little bit before returning for another round at
> Taco Bell.
>
> God Bless America.
>
>


Sad lil libtard bitch been reading memes.

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: August 04, 2021 08:29PM

Pepto or coal should diminish this. Sorry about your bowels pal.

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: What have you ()
Date: August 04, 2021 08:50PM

Look carefully at the ingredients of what you've been eating. Many protein and snack bars contain CHICORY ROOT FIBER and INULIN, both of which MAY cause you to crap almost endlessly. If this is not the cause you probably just have an intestinal bacteria which usually clears itself in a day. Keep hydrated!

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: You could go for a stroll ()
Date: August 04, 2021 08:52PM

nigga what? Wrote:
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> Taco Bell Manager Here Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Porky Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Idk what’s happening. I think I need to
> call
> > 911
> > > but am too embarrassed. What do I tell them?
> >
> >
> > Hey there, Im a manager at the Taco Bell on Lee
> > Hwy - I think I can solve this mystery. Our
> > franchise made the decision that things like
> masks
> > & vaccines were everyone's private business and
> > more importantly freedoms. For better or worse
> > Corporate decided to extend personal
> > choice/freedom to our sanitary practices as
> well.
> > Our employees are not required to wash their
> > hands, ever. Not after handling raw
> chicken
> > and not after using the restroom.
> >
> > Needless to say I no longer eat the food from
> our
> > restaurant but I marvel at the freedoms our
> > employees enjoy. As to our customers, well,
> like
> > the OP's situation, 'Freedom isnt always free.'
>
> > Id suggest drinking lots of fluids and waiting
> a
> > little bit before returning for another round
> at
> > Taco Bell.
> >
> > God Bless America.
> >
> >
>
>
>
> Sad lil libtard bitch been reading memes.

Are you mad because he is more educated than you or that he is funnier and happier than you? Is it one or all of the above.

Also going for a walk can improve your mood friend!

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Re: I’ve been shitting for 3 hours and can’t stop.
Posted by: Rusty Craplace. ()
Date: August 04, 2021 09:05PM

Porky Wrote:
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> Idk what’s happening. I think I need to call 911
> but am too embarrassed. What do I tell them?


Pics or it didn't happen.

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